Xu He was actually a little speechless.
He knew this.
Two people were selected to accompany him, one from Shandong and one from Henan.
Both of them are nephews of ministers in the DPRK.
Because they were destined to miss the position of Prince Consort, the two of them were just going through a process.
Unexpectedly, there was a big commotion just because of the selection of these two people.
The reason is the quota of guaranteed admissions.
There is no need to take an exam and you can directly join the team of junior students.
This is a good thing for many people.
Qin Yan, Wu Xingbang, and even Xu Song all submitted posts asking for these two positions.
Finally I heard that Qin Que sold one for one thousand taels.
The other one was given to someone unknown by Tang Lian, who was under Wu Xingbang.
No matter who it is, no matter whether the money is collected or not, it is still a transaction.
That's it?
Do you want to spend your own money to thank them for not being selected?
Damn it!
Sun Ang rambled on about many rules.
For example, the rules for the prince consort to stand when the princess is eating.
Of course the princess sat on the table.
Next to him, there is a mother-in-law who has grown up with the princess since she was a child!
This person enters the palace as soon as the princess is born, and usually chooses a girl in her twenties, who also has a young wife.
After they enter the palace, they can no longer see their own families, and they cannot take care of any children. From then on, they will only hang around the princess.
On the other side stood the eunuch supervisor of the princess palace.
He is responsible for arranging meals for the princess. On weekdays, he also takes care of all matters outside the house.
The outside of the palace refers to the eunuchs serving in the outer courtyard and inner courtyard of the princess palace.
Generally, this person has been serving the princess since she was a child, and will not be replaced easily.
When Xu He heard this, he automatically substituted the candidate for the sinister Eunuch Zheng!
What the hell...
shudder!
"Those of us who are consorts, hehe, we have to step aside a little bit!" Sun Ang sighed while shaking his head.
"We have to stand behind the eunuch. The princess can't come near if she doesn't speak!"
Speaking of this, several old men in the entire flower hall looked miserable!
At this time, Xu He's expression was even worse than theirs. If this was the case, then whoever liked it would eat it. Is it okay for the employer and employee to eat at the workplace every day?
Lu Heng saw that Xu He's expression was wrong, and he coughed and interrupted Sun Ang: "Actually, when the princess eats, it is just a formality. Everyone has a small kitchen in the yard, and the husband and wife can have a meal behind closed doors. Of course there aren’t that many rules!”
"ah?"
"Um?"
"Can this still happen?"
Since Sun Ang stood up, the other people all looked at the British Duke in surprise.
Well, obviously none of them are treated as well as Lu Heng.
It doesn't matter if you don't mention Lu Heng's special case. Once you mention it, Xu He's face turns even darker!
Seeing this, Lu Heng thought of the importance attached to this person in the palace, so he coughed twice and gave up the right to speak.
Sun Ang was so dejected that he had spent decades in vain.
But then I thought about it, this is the British Duke, the head of the Wei Dynasty, it is understandable that he and Princess Nankang should be special.
And this kid in front of me is just...
hiss!
The guy in front of me has a very upright background!
The uncle of the great scholar, I heard he was also called Empress Xie's younger brother [Master Uncle], himself... not to mention the one who rides the horse himself.
Zhuangyuan, Huiyuan, Jieyuan, road case leader, government case leader, county case leader!
…
I can't think about it, my chest hurts just thinking about it.
Sun Ang, you said you are not that awesome, what kind of princess are you going to marry?
For decades, you have been serving food and drink like a little wife, Madam, what a loss! Go back and have two more concubines!
Sun Ang suddenly felt relieved at the thought of having to take a concubine again.
"Ahem, Liangsheng, where's the consort? There's one more thing! There's a trial marriage, you know, right?"
Xu He was feeling sad. When he heard the words trial marriage, he raised his head and asked, "How about a trial?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he remembered this.
In another time and space, Princess Yongning of Emperor Wanli of the Ming Dynasty married a tuberculosis man. The princess did not know about it before the marriage. However, not long after the marriage, the consort died, leaving Princess Yongning a widow...
When Sun Ang said this, his voice became strange and mysterious.
"The palace will send a maid to your house in advance for a trial marriage!"
"Haha, on the one hand, I will naturally teach you some boudoir fun..."
Xu He: You don’t need to be taught this, right? I came from another time and space. Not to mention my experience, I have read countless films...
"You must not offend this palace maid. They will return to the palace the next day to inform the queen and the princess's mother about your...um...ahem...that situation!"
When a group of old men heard this, some turned their heads to "admire" the flowers, while others pretended not to hear and talked to the people around them.
There was no one to talk to between Lu Heng and Lu Ji, and their eyes met... which was very awkward.
Xu He didn't think there was any problem.
He has no problem, so naturally there will be no problem. If there is a problem, it is also a problem in the palace. The final question is, can the bride price be refunded?
It’s so confusing!
So annoying!
The old man Sun Ang got more and more excited as he talked: "The palace maid who came to my house back then had a good appearance! A good figure!"
Seeing that his words were getting more and more outrageous, Lu Heng had no choice but to cough softly again and said: "Master Sun, it's almost time to explain. It's getting late. I've prepared a table in my house. Everyone, please take a seat!"
Sun Ang was still unfinished, but he had almost finished what he said, so he finally concluded his speech: "Liang Sonar, from now on we are all a family. If there is anything you don't understand or something that is difficult for you, you can Tell us seniors about your sufferings, no, just tell us, the door of our house will always be open to you!"
Well, you are such a talkative person, who dares to tell you about your suffering?
If Bao Buqi says it today, he will send it to the palace tomorrow.
After everyone sat down, Xu He felt even more upset.
I came to negotiate with the princess, why did it suddenly turn into an experience sharing meeting?
The point is, these experiences are so bad that Xu He, who was resigned to his fate and wanted to have a little fun, will soon turn into a live version of "The Number One Scholar Who Escaped from Marriage"!
When there was no one around, Xu He went to Lu Ji and said, "Young Master, besides eating, are there any other arrangements in this mansion?"
Lu Ji was surprised when he heard this and said: "Arrangement? Aren't you just going to invite a few consorts to come over and tell stories to the Number One Scholar today? Is there anything else?"
Xu He looked into his eyes and felt that this guy was not pretending.
At this moment, his heart sank.
Could it be that I am overthinking it?
The uncle went to the palace to say it, but what did the palace mean by letting a group of consorts and heroes gather to hold a meeting for him?
Finally made yourself change your mind?
It's terrible!
A tasteless banquet!
Xu He just meant it and stopped drinking.
The scene of several old consorts chatting about their lives and bursting into tears made him have mixed feelings and made him feel depressed.
At this moment, a serving maid lost her balance and spilled the soup on Xu Heyue's white robe.
When the maid saw this, her face turned pale and she knelt down: "My dear guest, please forgive me, but I was careless!"
"You bastard, don't you have eyesight?" Sun Ang, who was very drunk, slapped the table and stood up and cursed!
Lu Heng also felt that he had lost face and said angrily: "Go down and get twenty pieces! Someone, take Xu Xiuzan down to change clothes!"
"I have a moon-white Taoist robe, just give it to Liang Sheng for you to wear!"
Xu He stood up and cupped his hands and said, "Thank you, Mr. Lu..."
Having said this, he pointed at the shivering maid beside him and said, "She made an unintentional mistake. For my sake, let's forget it!"
When Lu Heng heard this, he glared at the maid: "Huh, let's put it in the account. Thank you Xu Xiuzan!"
"Thank you Xu Xiuzan, thank you..."
After a while, Xu He left Lian Yutang under the guidance of the servants of the Lu family!
