The wait is long, and the palace cannot talk nonsense.
Xie Kun drank a cup of tea and went to study flowers and plants by himself.
After all, he is a talented person who has learned military tactics and is also good at pouring manure and fertilizing.
Xu He imagined his uncle pouring manure with full of bad taste.
But over and over again, I couldn't simulate that scene in my mind. It was so sad that my thoughts couldn't help but turn to the tragic events of the princes-in-law in the past dynasties.
The word "consort" comes from the Qin Dynasty. Qin Shihuang was on a patrol. Zhang Liang was preparing to kill Qin Shihuang, but in the end he shot Qin Shihuang's co-pilot.
From then on, Qin Shihuang came up with a way to arrange a lot of co-pilots every time he went on patrol.
However, Qin Shihuang had a problem with the choice of sitting in the co-pilot. If it were someone else such as a palace maid or a eunuch, it would damage the majesty of the royal family. But it was his own son who would be reluctant to part with him if he was attacked and killed.
Finally, someone gave Qin Shihuang an idea: let his son-in-law sit in the passenger seat. Firstly, it would not damage the royal majesty, and secondly, even if he died, he would be a foreigner.
It is conceivable that the prince-in-law is a foreigner after all, so he will die when he dies, no matter what.
The daughter of Tang Zhongzong Li Xian, the consort of Princess Yicheng, favored a woman outside, and let the princess know about it. The princess caught the woman, peeled off a piece of her skin, and peeled off a piece of the consort's skin, and then took the two. The pieces of skin are replaced and attached.
The woman couldn't bear the humiliation and hanged herself. The prince-in-law was also laughed at by the courtiers and swallowed his anger.
Also, Ban Chao's grandson, Ban Shi, married Princess Yincheng, the aunt of Emperor Shun of the Han Dynasty. This Princess Yincheng was promiscuous by nature, and she relied on her noble status and military control to control her. In addition to Ban Shi, she also had a "deputy prince-in-law" ",
Logically speaking, they are all horses, so just put them in the same trough and raise them. This princess of Yincheng is really amazing, she actually "horses a horse" in front of Ban Shi in front of all the slaves.
Ban Shi couldn't afford to be offended, so he could only watch his wife galloping around with others in public.
In the end, Princess Yincheng drove the "Vice Consort" and had a lot of fun, but it was not enough. She called Ban Shi and pointed under the bed: You, lie down on the bed!
If it hadn't been written in black and white in "The Book of the Later Han Dynasty", no one would have believed it was true. The majestic princess was so psychologically twisted that Ban Shi finally couldn't bear it anymore, pulled out the sharp knife from his sleeve, and stabbed the princess to death.
The results of it?
Emperor Shun of the Han Dynasty executed Ban Shi and his brothers and sisters after the hero!
In Chinese ethics, what is emphasized is that "men are superior to women, and the husband is the guide for the wife." As a vassal of the husband, the wife has a relatively low family status.
However, this principle does not apply to the marriage between the consort and the princess. The principle followed by the consort and the princess is: they are husband and wife in bed, and they are monarch and subject under bed.
The prince-in-law has to greet the princess four times a day. Even when the princess eats, the prince-son-in-law has to "stand by". The princess sits while you stand, and you watch the princess while she eats.
When you become a prince-in-law, although you have a princess palace, it is not for the princess, nor for the prince-in-law. The prince-in-law has a prince-son-in-law's house, and the princess will leave the princess house and return to the palace to live every time after having sex with her prince-in-law.
If the consort has any physiological needs, he must first report to Honglu Temple, and then send the report to the palace. After approval at all levels in the palace, the princess can be released from the palace to make love with the consort.
How fast this approval is depends on which side has more urgent needs, the princess or the consort.
If you are in a hurry, spend more money.
So are there any cases of breaking through the prison of the system and letting oneself go for the sake of human ethics?
One day, during the Wanli period, Princess Shouning's consort Ran Xingrang couldn't bear the loneliness and sneaked into the princess's palace to have a private meeting with the princess while the female official was not paying attention.
The two of them were at the climax of their work when they were caught in the act by the female officer. The female officer couldn't help but beat the consort and beat him out.
After Ming Shenzong found out, instead of punishing the female official, he ordered someone to beat the consort.
You said this was a big deal.
In the Qing Dynasty, it was even more difficult for the prince-in-law to live as a couple with the princess.
Princesses and consorts in the Qing Dynasty did not live together. When a consort met a princess, he had to be selected by the princess and be prepared to spend a lot of money.
And before they can consummate their marriage, they have to go through a test - a trial marriage.
The word "trial marriage" sounds very fashionable to later generations. Are the princesses of the Qing Dynasty more avant-garde than later generations?
hehe!
The reason why such a strange system appeared in the Qing Dynasty was because it learned the hard lessons of the Ming Dynasty princess.
Before the marriage of Princess Yongning of the Jiajing Dynasty, Feng Baoquan was fully responsible for this matter.
Feng Bao received ten thousand taels of silver from a wealthy businessman and conducted a secret operation to select the wealthy businessman's son Liang Bangrui as his consort. Who knew that this new consort was a sick man.
On the wedding day, the prince-in-law vomited blood all over the princess and died before the marriage could be consummated.
Since the princesses of the Ming Dynasty could not remarry, Princess Yongning remained a widow for twenty years and died in depression. She did not understand the affairs of the human world when she died. It was so miserable.
In order to avoid such a tragedy, before a princess in the Qing Dynasty married her consort, she would ask a palace maid to have a trial marriage to see how the consort's physique and work ability were, and whether there were any hidden problems such as bUFF.
After the trial marriage is passed, the consort can have a happy marriage with the princess.
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Xu He didn't think about these things, but the more he thought about it, his whole body felt cold and he couldn't sit still. He wished he could immediately spread his wings and escape from the Forbidden City instead of escaping from Beijing...
Thinking of this, he sat slumped in his chair. So what if he escaped from Beijing, unless he really had to join the rebels, then it would be the end of the world this time.
"No, when the time comes, I will resolutely refuse Princess Shang. If you force me, the worst I can do is stop serving as an official. I can just go home and choose a quiet place with Sister Gu to spend the rest of my life!"
Thinking of this, his eyes became clear and he sat in the chair without thinking.
At this moment, a eunuch suddenly sang outside Dongnuan Pavilion: "Your Majesty, the Queen is here!"
Xu He opened his eyes when he heard this, and knelt down with Xie Kun to greet him.
After a while, the voice of Emperor Zhizheng came over: "Queen, please lose a lot of weight recently. Although the affairs of the harem are all dependent on you, you must also pay attention to your health and not work too hard!"
"Thank you, Your Majesty, my daughter knows! (The empress of the Ming Dynasty called herself her daughter in front of the emperor. Damn it, I don't know why! Since it is a matter of that time and space, let me refer to it by the way!)"
Soon after the group of people passed by Xu He and others, Emperor Zhizheng said: "Everyone, get up!"
"Thank you, Your Majesty!"
"Thank you, Your Majesty!"
"Everyone, take a seat!" Emperor Zhizheng said to the queen after he finished speaking, "How about the number one scholar that I have appointed?"
"Excellent literary talent!" Empress Xie smiled and recited a few words Xu He said describing the scenery of Qin Lake.
Emperor Zhizheng said in awe: "I also want to sit alone on the lake one day, watching the heavy snow in the sky and be quiet!"
After saying that, he asked again: "What do you think the responsibility of the people at Honglu Temple and Qintian Prison is?"
"The people from Qin Tian Prison said that he and Heng'er are a perfect match!"
Xu He was stunned when he heard this...
It's over, it's over, it's done, I'm going to run away with my bucket overnight!
