"good!"
"This couplet is really wonderful!"
"Little monkey haha!"
The students present burst into laughter when they heard the first couplet, and looked at Xu He and Wu Decao jokingly.
Wu Decao also looked at Xu He with an embarrassed look.
There is no way, this first couplet is too damaging.
This horse judge called them monkeys, and [pair saw] insinuated [couple], saying that they were simply incapable and unqualified to pronounce the second couplet.
"Yes! Wasn't it crazy just now?"
"Haha, are you stupid? I suspect this little guy hasn't finished learning the Thousand-Character Classic yet, so why talk about couplets?"
Zhou Fu stood behind Ma Juren and said with a smile: "Senior Ma, this couplet of yours is too difficult. Not to mention the young man, even we Wu Linsheng may not be able to get it right!"
Everyone laughed, and some people shouted: "Wu Decao, aren't you a junior student? Aren't you knowledgeable? You're in the right place to try it!"
Although Wu Decao was a bad person, he was still a scholar. Being provoked like this made his mind work quickly.
However, all his energy in these years has been focused on women. When it comes to knowledge, his mind and stomach are empty.
Seeing that the two of them were not talking to each other, Zhou Fu turned to all the sentient beings and said, "I was so crazy just now, but now I can't even speak. What a joke!"
Having said this, he poked his finger and shouted as if he had changed his face: "Go out, the Wenhui Club will not welcome people who cheat on you by eating or drinking!"
Ma Juren also said calmly: "Sorry about the second line, you can go out on your own, so that I don't have to ask people to kick you out. You are all scholars and your faces are ugly!"
Xu He looked at the other party's condescending attitude, which was very similar to the face of a deputy section chief when he first entered the unit. He thought he was senior and bullied newcomers wantonly.
Xu He has never been used to this kind of people.
He suddenly put his hands behind his hands and coughed twice, with a smile on his lips.
"Why are you laughing?" Ma Juren thought he had given these two people a lot of face, but Xu He couldn't stand it and was still so crazy. He was really shameless!
When Xu He faced everyone, he felt the malice coming from all directions, especially the maju man, whose arrogant and arrogant attitude was disgusting.
He pointed at a sunken pond on the dirt outside the verandah and sneered: "A horse stumbled and got stuck in the mud. How can the old beast get out of the way?"
As soon as the second couplet came out, the laughter and curses just disappeared immediately, and the entire verandah was silent. Only the spring rain outside the veranda was still pattering.
Ma Juren had a dark face and looked at the pond in the direction of Xu He's finger. The yellow mud water in the pond was filthy. And wasn't he in the same situation as an old horse stuck in the mud?
Awkward!
The silent embarrassment is spreading rapidly. The students who just laughed at Xu He and the two are savoring the second line in their hearts and secretly shouting.
But the face of Ma Juren and their own face must also be taken into consideration.
This made everyone look strange, and for a while they stopped making noise.
Wu Decao was the first to speak out: "Oh, this couplet is a perfect match!"
The man named Wu is so weird. He looked aggrieved just now, but he can always give a reaction that ordinary people don't have at special times.
This time, it was the same as the last time he faced Zhou Tianxiong.
Xu He was speechless towards him.
But in general, although Wu Decao was indeed "unmoral" at times, compared with the hypocritical scholars in front of him who only knew how to bully outsiders, Wu Decao was much more straightforward.
"Hmph!" At this time, Zhou Fu, who was behind Ma Juren, snorted coldly, cupped his fists and said to Ma Juren: "Senior, you are so kind. You were originally a junior who went to the joint entrance examination, but I didn't expect this guy to say this in the second joint examination. Such filthy words!”
When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but look at Zhou Fu, and they all said in unison: "Brother Zhou is shameless. If you allow Senior Ma to call people monkeys, you are not allowed to call him an old beast?"
But obviously, the implication of Zhou Fu's words is [Senior Ma, your question is too simple, let this kid face it, this is not your level]!
Xu He sneered from the side, how could he not hear Zhou Fu's voiceover, so he said: "Listen to what this brother Zhou means, do you think this horse beast... Oh no, Senior Ma's question is too easy. ? How about asking Senior Ma to ask a few more questions?"
He deliberately said this wrongly, which immediately made Wu Decao, who was watching the fun and not taking it too seriously, couldn't hold it in and burst out laughing.
Everyone was very embarrassed when they saw this, and Ma Juren's face looked like a dye house, turning blue and red.
Zhou Fu said coldly: "Wu Decao, why are you laughing? It's not like you are the right one."
After saying that, he turned to look at Ma Juren: "Senior, this guy is a bit impatient and doesn't know how to restrain himself. If you come up with a few more pairs, I'll see what kind of pair he comes up with!"
Ma Juren was really angry. He stared at Xu He and said, "If I ask another question, do you dare to answer it?"
Xu He shrugged and said, "When you first asked the question, you said you would get out if I couldn't get it right. If I get it right, don't you have to get out?"
Ma Juren nodded in embarrassment: "That's right!"
Xu He smiled: "Okay, you made the conditions just now, now I have to make the conditions too!"
Zhou Fu and others were immediately in an uproar when they heard this: "You, you deserve it!"
"This kid is too crazy, Senior Ma. If you present some problems to stump him, tell him to get lost..."
"..."
Ma Juren stared at Xu He and sneered: "Tell me your conditions!"
Xu He turned sideways and looked at Zhou Fu who was behind Ma Juren and said, "I want you and this Zhou Fu to bow to me and Brother Wu, and we will eat later. You will treat us as honored guests, hold the pot and pour wine, and serve us two." Have a meal!"
"You!" Ma Juren was furious.
He is a dignified candidate, but if he fails, the other party will ask him to pour wine for a white man and a scholar. It is simply humiliating!
Xu He smiled and said provocatively: "What? Senior Ma doesn't dare?"
"Ridiculous! Senior Ma is a well-known Juren. He is so well-known in Nanzhili, but he is still afraid of a kid like you!"
"Senior Ma, don't hold back, show him how powerful he is!"
"Today's young people don't know how high the sky is!"
Ma Juren was really angry this time. Firstly, he was humiliated by Xu He, and secondly, he was unable to lower the shelf from a high place because of these stupid people.
The current situation is that Lao Ma feels that he is being held up in mid-air and cannot get down!
Now that things have come to this, what else can be done?
Lao Ma suddenly had the illusion that the wind was rustling and the water was cold.
"Okay, okay! I have never seen such an arrogant young man in so many years! Today I will teach you what it means to be respectful and respectful, and what it means to be respectful and humble!"
"Okay! Senior Ma is awesome!"
"Senior Ma is mighty!"
"Let this kid know how powerful you are, Senior Ma!"
Ma Juren was stroking his beard and thinking deeply when he suddenly saw a frog squatting by a well in the distance that had just finished hibernation. He also saw that Xu He was wearing a light blue Confucian robe today, so he rolled his eyes and said the following sentence: "listen!"
"[The toad in the well wears a green coat]!"
"Hahaha!" All the members looked at Xu He's Confucian robe and laughed loudly.
