Chapter 1000
Staring at Tang Yu's confident look, Xu Shize said angrily: "Boy, His Majesty and the others have finished eating the dog meat. What shall we eat next?"
"Old Xu, you just ate so much, why haven't you had enough?" Tang Yu was speechless.
"Fart! You kid fart!"
Hearing this, Xu Shize said angrily: "I have been killing dogs just now, and I am panting from exhaustion. When I finish my work, Your Majesty and they have finished eating, how can I satisfy my appetite?"
"Isn't it?"
Seeing Xu Shize's aggrieved face, Tang Yu couldn't laugh or cry.
It seemed that Xu Shize had been killing dogs just now, and when he finished, Tang Huang and others had finished eating.
Xu Shize touched his belly and thought of a plan: "What, how about we steal two more?"
"What? Are you going to steal a dog? No, no!" Tang Yu waved his hand quickly,
"Why not?"
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Xu Shize rolled his eyes at Tang Yu and said: "By now, everyone in the palace knows that the two of us formed a team to steal the dog. Stealing once is stealing, stealing twice is stealing. Why can't we continue to steal? If something happens, we will fight each other. His Majesty’s name, we will announce to the public that His Majesty wants to eat dog meat, and we are just following orders!”
"Damn it! Old Xu, why didn't I realize that you were more shameless than me before?" Hearing this, Tang Yu was shocked again and again.
He never expected that Xu Shize would become addicted to stealing dogs, and he would also use the name Tang Huang in a high-sounding way. This was really audacious.
Xu Shize rolled up his sleeves and joked: "Stop talking nonsense, do you want to marry my daughter? If you want to marry my daughter, hurry up and steal the dog with me!"
"Old Xu, it's not that I won't steal with you, but it's too late to steal now!" Tang Yu couldn't help but laugh.
Xu Shize wondered: "Why is it late?"
"Old Xu, think about it! We are already notorious in the palace, so everyone must be on guard against us, right?"
Tang Yu analyzed: "Also, now everyone basically knows that dog meat is fragrant. These dogs in the palace are either strictly guarded and protected, or they have been dominated by these princes and princes to eat dog meat! Besides, the sky is already dark. Daliang, if we go to steal now, we can only go and steal alone!"
"What you said makes sense! But, I want to eat dog meat, what should I do?" Xu Shize wondered.
Tang Yu chuckled: "Old Xu, you can't steal in the palace, let's steal outside the palace! As far as I know, there are many civil and military people in the Manchu Dynasty who kept dogs. The dogs they raised must be big and fat. Let's dress up in disguise. Isn’t it easy to steal a few dogs?”
"It makes sense, it makes sense, hahahaha..." Hearing this, Xu Shize became ecstatic.
Tang Yu knew that the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty were basically at odds with him. Tang Yu couldn't help but feel excited at the thought of stealing the dogs of the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty.
The next moment, Tang Yu urged: "Old Xu, hurry up and steal the dog!"
"Let's go!" Xu Shize licked his tongue and followed.
After leaving the palace, the two went to the market and bought a lot of chicken drumsticks and Mongolian sweat medicine. They sprinkled the Mongolian sweat medicine on the chicken legs and rushed towards the mansions of officials.
"His grandma's, where is my dog? Why was it lost?"
"Wow! Your dog is lost? My dog is lost too!"
"Those two dog thieves in front of you, don't run away. If you dare to steal my dog, I will break your legs!"
"Chase, chase me quickly!"
"Stop, you two little thieves, stop!"
In an instant, with the close cooperation of Tang Yu and Xu Shize, the entire capital was thrown into a panic.
Dogs from the homes of a large number of officials and dignitaries were lost frequently. Many people bumped into Tang Yu and Xu Shize, and they sent people to chase them.
Fortunately, Tang Yu and Xu Shize were in disguise and they ran fast, so they were not recognized.
