Chapter 522

Chapter 522

"What a censor who eats shit!"

Ning Hao understood, and he once again used the homophony to mock Liu Yushi.

Liu Yushi never expected that Tang Yu's counterattack would be so swift and sharp. His face suddenly turned stiff and he was caught off guard by Tang Yu.

"This..." A group of officials in Dachu looked at each other in confusion.

They initially planned to use homophones to severely humiliate Tang Yu and others, but unexpectedly, Tang Yu was so thoughtful and used tricks at the first glance that they didn't know how to proceed.

As the Minister of Punishment, Han Yue subconsciously looked at Zhang Shaoqing. Zhang Shaoqing was the head of the civil service. His brain worked extremely fast, which was incomparable to other people.

Zhang Shaoqing sighed softly. He knew that it was impossible to use homophonic pronunciation to humiliate Tang Yu and others, so a smile appeared on his face: "You are kidding, Your Highness Tang Yu is really kidding. Come, eat food!"

"Uncle, Senior Ye, please fill your stomach first and then talk!" Tang Yu smiled jokingly.

At this time, Tang Yu thought to himself: With this little ability, do you dare to play homophonic jokes with yourself? Look, I won’t kill you.

Tang Yu clearly remembered that there used to be a software called Neihan Duanzi, in which there were countless friends. They were all handsome and beautiful and had long legs. From time to time, a "king of heaven and tigers from the earth" would appear, and there would be countless friends below to comment on it, okay? It was hilarious, but it was a pity that the connotation joke was later banned for being vulgar.

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Before being banned, Tang Yu was one of thousands of friends. When Da Chu played jokes and jokes with him, it was like lighting a lantern in the toilet - looking for shit!

When Tang Yu finished speaking, Ning Hao picked up the wine glass and said, "Senior Ye, I'll do it first as a token of respect!"

"Okay!" Ye Nantian also picked up the wine glass and smiled.

They could all see that none of the civil servants in Da Chu were good people. If they got the chance, they would definitely humiliate them severely. Instead of doing this, they might as well eat and drink enough to recharge their batteries and fight back.

"Those three bastards!"

Seeing Tang Yu and the others eating and drinking while ignoring them, Han Yue and others all looked extremely ugly.

Zhang Shaoqing looked at Han Yue. He wanted to know what other programs Han Yue and others had prepared. After all, he went to the Tang Dynasty during this period, and he did not participate in the Hongmen Banquet organized by the emperor of Chu for the civil and military officials of the court.

Being stared at by Zhang Shaoqing, Han Yue's eyes were gloomy, and the next second Han Yue coughed suddenly.

"Get over here!"

When Han Yue finished coughing, two guards with knives came over pressing one person down.

"here we go again!"

Tang Yu knew that Da Chu's performance was not over yet. He subconsciously looked towards the door and saw the unkempt man in front of the door who was beaten and bruised.

Han Yue immediately became angry and said: "You bastards, what are you two doing? Didn't you see that I am waiting for His Highness Tang Yu? What are you two doing overcoming a prisoner? Do you want to make me feel unappetized?"

"Sorry Han Shangshu!"

The leading guard cupped his fists and said, "Master Shangshu, this is the thief who stole in the imperial city tonight. This thief was captured by the imperial guards just now. His Majesty Long Yan was furious and personally asked us to escort him to Han Shangshu!"

"Oh? Is this the thief who caused trouble in the capital?" Han Yue looked surprised.

Ning Hao was very surprised. He lowered his voice and said: "Your Highness, is there really a thief in the Imperial City of Chu? Is it not a coincidence that the gate of the Imperial City was closed just now?"

"Uncle, you are too naive. This is obviously another good show by Da Chu!" Tang Yu sneered.

Ning Hao was quite shocked: "What? Another good show?"

"Don't believe it? Let's wait and see!" Tang Yu said with an intriguing smile.