After the Huo Liancheng incident passed, Jiang Han's life became more leisurely.
The decoration of Sanyu Bookstore was watched over by Qin Fen and Zhou Hu, and he did not need to take care of it personally. "A Dream of Red Mansions" was ghostwritten by Miss Qin Er, who only had to tell the story every day.
The days were leisurely, and Jiang Han suddenly thought of writing a diary.
When he was a child, his teacher told him to write a diary every day. When he opened it later, he would know what he had done this month. At that time, he thought it was troublesome, so he simply wrote the diary for the next month at once.
Now that I think about it, my life is like running water, so I need to keep a diary to push myself.
"On April 20th, the weather was sunny. It was my first time writing a diary. I didn't know what to write."
"April 21st, the weather is fine. Perhaps because of the nonsense I said in front of Xu Yuemian, I will let Si Jian fuck him to death tonight.
Practiced for several days.
Every time, Si Jian used a wooden sword to spar with me. As soon as I let go of the wooden sword in my hand, she would beat me violently.
I seriously doubt that Si Jian is deliberately trying to retaliate against me! "
"On April 22nd, the weather was sunny. Today, the Wanhua incense master from Qingqiu Hall invited me to sit with her and talk about Taoism. Wanhua is full of young womanly charm and is of a completely different type from Qin Muqing.
In the end, I didn't go. After all, I still had some Cao Wei character in me, so I was afraid of getting into trouble. "
"On April 23, the weather was overcast. Today Hongyuan invited me. I thought he wanted me to write a poem, but who knew he actually discussed jade feet with me. He even summed up a theory: jade feet have three noble qualities: Fat, soft, and beautiful! Thinness makes you cold, strong makes you delicate, and there is no cure for the vulgarity. Therefore, fatness means roundness, softness means femininity, and beauty can only lead to elegance. However, fatness does not lie in the flesh, softness does not lie in the tangle, and beauty does not lie in the shoes. And Fat and soft may be found in form, but beauty should be met by the spirit... Standing at the same time as falling into trouble; Delicate and delicate, to deal with difficulties, must be seen from the palm of the hand...
I was shocked when I heard this. I didn’t expect you, Hong Yuan, to be such a person!
I wiped the saliva from the corner of my mouth and sternly declared that I was not the kind of pervert who likes feet, and took the jade foot picture collected by Hong Yuan home to criticize it! "
"On April 24th, I took off my belt and clothes with my wife, and turned the phoenix upside down, enjoying the joy of fish and water, and achieving the wish to fly together."
"April 25th, everything goes wrong."
"April 26th is a day of chaos."
"April 27th, everything is overturned."
"April 28, Jiang Han, Jiang Han, how can you be so depraved! How can you be so addicted to Wenwen Township? Do you know that Wenwen Township is the Tomb of Heroes? Confucius said: I will examine myself three times in a day. I can't go on like this. !”
"April 29th, everything goes wrong."
"On April 30th, Li Zhongqiu also invited me to drink tea at Li's house today.
As far as I know, the Li family is a famous family, and Li Zhongqiu is the eldest son of the Li family and a Jinshi.
At first I thought this noble gentleman might have some good ideas for inviting me, but he actually asked me if I wanted a wife. I had a cousin who was in her prime. If I wanted one, she would send it to me right away.
I am not Lao Xu, so I quickly refused.
Li Zhongqiu felt that it was a pity that I was already married. There are so many beauties in the world. If I get married so soon, I would miss a lot.
From his words, I learned that Mr. Li was a womanizer. He was admitted to Jinshi and even visited all the brothels in Kyoto! How envious! I remembered what Ji Xianlin said. I have no other hope in this life. I only hope that I can have sex with more women and have contact with women from all over the world. (Cross it out!)
Li Zhongqiu shook his folding fan and said, "Jiang Han, do you know that young women are the best."
You can really put on a show, and you have to swing a folding fan in this weather. I gave a thumbs up and said, Mr. Li has a great talk!
Li Zhongqiu asked me, what do I like? I know almost all the women from famous families in Kyoto.
I thought about it and said, I like the young radish, I pity her for being lonely and weak and unable to rely on herself, but I rely on her and protect her, which is benevolent;
I love young girls. When a beautiful woman has just come into being, she has a fragile body, but her path is troubled. It is righteousness to sacrifice one's life to accompany her;
I like a young woman who has the character of Cao and Wei. I do not dislike her for marrying, but treat her with respect. This is a courtesy;
I like beast girls, although they are not human, they are very beautiful. It is wisdom not to reject them because they are not of my race, but to tolerate them with a sincere heart and gain benefits.
I like mature women, middle-aged and mature women, whose charm is still there. Although their beauty is gradually fading, they still have their own taste. They will not be discarded because they are getting older. This is because they are trustworthy.
Therefore, a gentleman like me has five virtues: benevolence, righteousness, propriety, wisdom, and trust!
Li Zhongqiu looked confused and asked me if the five virtues of benevolence, righteousness, propriety, wisdom and trust are like this? Don't lie to me, okay?
I mean seriously, of course it is.
Li Zhongqiu was confused and said, liking lolita is benevolence, liking girls is righteousness, liking young women is courtesy, liking beast mothers is wisdom, liking mature women is trust, and I, Li, can be so proud of being lustful! I want you to be the boss from now on. I said give and take. "
"On April 31st, the weather was fine. Today I told the second lady "A Dream of Red Mansions". When I talked about Lin Daiyu's death from illness, the second lady's eyes suddenly turned red and she burst into tears. I didn't know how to comfort her."
"On May 1st, there are only five days until the Dragon Boat Festival... No, it's less than five days away. I plan to go see Zhongli Daru today, bring some poems with me, and see if I can exchange some martial arts with him. Cheats.
The great scholar Zhongli told me that there were no martial arts secret books, but I accepted the poems.
This old man is here. If I accept the money, I will forgive him (cross out). This old gentleman is really kind and amiable.
Zhongli Wuyou said that the Dragon Boat Festival has a great prize, and he hopes I can win it.
I said let’s take a look. After all, there are many people participating in the cultural conference this time, including talented people from Kyoto, talented people from Dayu, and even talented people from neighboring countries. I can’t guarantee that I can win the top spot. "
"On May 2nd, Zuo Qi came to see me again. It seems that he really didn't do the thing last time. Those who wanted to kill Xu Yuemian were indeed gangsters, but there must be pushers behind the scenes to bring these people together. This case Things became more and more confusing. Xu Yuemian was very angry but could do nothing.
Zuo Qi looked solemn when he came to see me today and said he had a task for me.
When I learned about that mission, I was stunned.
…
"Although Li Mingsi has several Huangzi envoys in Yunmeng Mansion, there is no Xuanzi envoy. However, recently, a new Xuanzi envoy has appeared in Yunmeng Mansion! Zhang Hua's death is inseparable from the Xuanzi envoy. relation."
Zuo Qi stood on the pavilion, with his hands behind his back, and said in a deep voice: "The higher-ups hope that the identity of the Xuanzi envoy can be found out and killed! According to my investigation, the Xuanzi envoy is a scholar. Yunmengren.”
"Jiang Han, you are very capable. I hope you will go to Liming Division as an undercover agent, find out the Xuanzi user, and try to kill him!"
"???"
Jiang Han took a breath of air.
