"How about the 1987 version of "A Dream of Red Mansions"? Does it meet your requirements?"
I blinked excitedly, I'm such a clever little guy... But why does Jiang Lanyue look so embarrassed?
"This is a classic blockbuster. There are hundreds of beauties in it. Take a look at Lin Daiyu and Xue Baochai and tell them whether they are beautiful or not!"
I stared at the various beauties in ancient costumes on the screen. Although this film is older than me, its beauty is timeless.
Before Jiang Lanyue spoke, Yao Chunli couldn't help but chuckle: "Master Wen, I thought you were going to let Victoria's Secret go, but you are so unexpected..."
"Victoria's Secret?" I glanced at the white shadow on the side: "Can it compare with our Chinese classical beauty? It comes from the strict selection of our ancestors and is more suitable for the physique of Chinese babies."
I asked Yao Chunli to make it clear that what we are arresting today is a local goblin, not a foreign ghost.
"Okay, okay, I can't tell you..." Yao Chunli retired after laughing.
I turned to face Jiang Lanyue: "Jiang Daxian, what do you think?"
Jiang Lanyue chuckled and said dotingly: "Very good."
Everything is ready, the table is full of wine and meat, and "A Dream of Red Mansions" with beauties is playing on the TV, just waiting to catch the "demon" in the jar.
We quietly left the show and went to the nearby river to bask in the moon, which was also a good time to practice our moon spirit.
Today is the fifteenth day of the seventh lunar month, which is also the Ghost Festival in China, also known as the Bon Festival.
It is the annual day when the gates of hell are opened, and it is also a time for living people to remember their ancestors.
When many people think of the Bon Festival, they think of some scary things.
What kind of ghosts are on summer vacation? The streets are full of Ah Piao.
There are also taboos about Ghost Festival, such as: don’t walk at night, don’t collect clothes at night, etc.
In my opinion, it is actually not that scary. After all, every ghost is a relative that others miss day and night.
"It's the holiday today. I didn't prepare anything. Don't be surprised!" I bought some fast food and put them on the chairs in the park.
Then he used the feeding method to turn the fast food into countless servings in the negative space.
Upon seeing this, the soldiers and horses swarmed up and feasted on it, turning into a black smoke. Even Jiang Lanyue took a few puffs on it.
The movement here quickly attracted the surrounding ghosts, but due to my soldiers and horses, they did not dare to approach.
I prepared a portion of water rice for the hungry ghosts separately. Water rice is white rice soaked in water. I planned to give it to them by pouring water on it.
"Today is the Holy Ghost Festival. You can eat with confidence, as long as you have enough."
I used the feeding method to turn the rice and water into thousands of portions in front of the ghosts, and tipped the bowl upside down on the ground.
After dealing with these, I picked up a piece of incense paper money and silently burned it for my grandma.
"Grandma, I miss you so much..."
The blind grandpa said he had burned it for me and gave it to my grandma, but I still tried my best.
"Grandma, I don't know if you are living well there or if you miss me..."
In the past two years, my grandma has never looked for me, and I have never dreamed about her.
The more I think about it, the sadder I feel. Does grandma not want to see me?
I was so sad that I burst into tears. At this time, the grass behind me suddenly made a subtle rustling sound.
"Grandma?" I looked in surprise.
Jiang Lanyue couldn't bear to say, "It's the Fox Fairy. I'll go over and have a look."
After saying that, he disappeared into the green belt.
I froze in place, feeling indescribably lost...
Just when I was feeling sad, the corner of my clothes was suddenly pulled by someone.
A little boy of seven or eight years old appeared out of nowhere, holding a lot of red roses in his hand: "Sister, buy a bouquet of flowers..."
I was startled and waved my hand quickly: "I don't need..."
"Buy a bunch..." The little boy pestered me reluctantly.
Yao Chunli and Wen Guangsheng, who were beside me, immediately floated up and stood between me and the little boy, with wary expressions on their faces.
I frowned irritably. I said no, why did this little boy still...
I was suddenly speechless and my eyes fell on a pair of empty trousers.
The little boy has only one leg and a cane under his arm. He turns out to be disabled.
Facing the disabled children, my attitude softened a lot, and I admired him very much. During the Ghost Festival, he even went out to sell flowers on crutches. He must have encountered some difficulties!
I swallowed the rejection I was about to say and put on a kind smile: "How do you sell your flowers?"
"One flower costs 3 yuan, and two flowers cost 5 yuan." The little boy replied in a sweet voice.
To be honest, the price is really not expensive. When I went to a night market stall before, the kids there could sell one for 10 yuan.
"Okay, I'll buy one." I scanned the QR code, and the little boy picked a rose that was in bud and still had water drops hanging on it, and handed it to me.
"Sister, thank you, I wish you a happy life and a long life..." the little boy said to me sadly.
It was clearly a blessing, but the tone was sinister and made people feel uncomfortable.
I hurriedly took the bouquet and said, "Come on, too!"
As soon as I finished speaking, I felt a tingling sensation on my fingertips, and a touch of bright red spread on the wrapping paper.
"Hiss..." I took a deep breath and quickly squeezed out the blood from my fingertips.
Although roses are beautiful, they have thorns that can sting...
My conditioned reflex was to put my finger into my mouth, but as soon as it came to my mouth, I was held by a big, cold hand.
"What's going on?" Jiang Lanyue followed the wind and looked nervously at the blood on my fingertips.
I innocently raised the rose in my hand: "It did..."
Jiang Lanyue spread his palms, and a thin white gauze handkerchief appeared in his palms. He gently pinched my fingertips and carefully wiped off the blood: "It's really not worrying at all..."
His tone was scathing, but the movements of his hands were extremely gentle, carefully protecting me.
Jiang Lanyue has never cared so much about herself, but she is always so special to me...
Feeling his delicate touch, I couldn't help but raise the corners of my mouth: "With you here, why should I worry so much? I won't let you worry..."
Jiang Lanyue immediately put on a straight face and pretended to be fierce: "No matter how big or small... I really spoil you!"
I smiled from ear to ear and approached him with warm eyes: "Whoever spoils someone will have to take responsibility to the end. You can't cheat..."
God knows how I managed to say this without changing my face or heartbeat, and in a joking way, I expressed what I had been thinking about for a long time.
Jiang Lanyue paused with her fingers, and the darkness in her eyes flashed: "But there will always be a time when I leave. When that day..."
My slightly curled eyelashes dropped quickly, thinking that he would leave me, an indescribable sadness burned a hole in me, all the way through my heart.
"That day will never come!" I said firmly, thinking of the youth pain novel I had read before, I said artistically: "Even if we are separated for a short time, I will stand there waiting for you, waiting for the ice to melt and the snow to melt. All things are broken, waiting for the day we meet again..."
For some reason, my eyes were so sore that I choked and said, "Jiang Lanyue, you can't leave me!"
Because he is the only one in my world...
Jiang Lanyue looked at me sadly, with a deep meaning that I couldn't understand.
It was as if he had a lot to say to me but couldn't.
When their eyes met, he was defeated first and his eyes narrowed slightly: "Okay, I promise you..."
I laughed through my tears, pointed at the big bright and dazzling moon in the sky, and laughed childishly: "The moon god heard this, please don't lie to me..."
"We heard it too!" Yao Chunli shouted with a smile.
Only then did I realize that several of them were still there, especially Yao Chunli, looking at us with an aunty smile.
"Go, go, who allowed you to eavesdrop!" I quickly stepped forward, holding the rose as a sword, and scattered them all.
"You're still shy..." Yao Chunli was floating around me, and everyone was making a fuss...
To borrow Jiang Lanyue's words: They are really spoiled, they have no rules at all!
After enough trouble, the soldiers from the rental house finally came to report that the monster had eaten and drank enough and was already drunk.
Jiang Lanyue and I looked at each other and stepped forward in unison to pick up monsters...