Chapter 409 Antarctic Splatoon

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The special medicine in Huo Yu's hand was naturally the sea lion-specific version of the animal treatment medicine that he had just obtained from the limited edition of ten consecutive draws.

Although it is not known whether the treatment medicine has any effect on the unknown hormone that causes sea lions to be irritable, it seems that there will be no worse side effects.

Huo Yu believed in the system, so he asked Ling Ran to use healing medicine on the sea lion.

Even if something goes wrong, it's not Ling Ran's responsibility. As the webmaster, Huo Yu is the first person responsible.

Of course, even if something goes wrong with the treatment, the Icekeepers will not do anything to him.

Every scientific research station has unexpected indicators when rescuing animals. If one or two are rescued from death, at most they will be criticized.

Saving a group of people to death is not enough, then it becomes a 'punishment'.

Huo Yu and Wu Yi were angrily kicked out of the door by Ling Ran, and then they heard a "bump" behind them, and the door of the emergency room was closed tightly behind them.

"Don't bother me again before eating, or I'll give you an injection each!"

Ling Ran's frantic voice came from behind the door.

Huo Yu and Wu Yi looked at each other with smiles and were not angry.

Most capable people have a temper.

Ling Ran was obviously a capable person, and he didn't have a bad temper.

If it were someone with a hot temper, Huo Yu and Wu Yi would have given him a heart attack long ago.

Of course, if it were an incompetent and unfriendly doctor who talked to Huo Yu like this, he would have been diagnosed with a heart attack by Huo Yu and Wu Yi...

Neither of them are good friends, and together they look like a combination of outlaw gangsters.

"We have a meeting in the afternoon to arrange daily tasks." Huo Yu said to Wu Yi beside him.

"Tsk..." Wu Yi thought of his career as an icekeeper before becoming an undercover agent, and suddenly felt a headache. "Do the current icekeepers still have to complete these boring daily tasks every day?"

"Of course, logically these tasks are our job."

The so-called daily tasks include patrolling scientific research stations, testing ice thickness, monitoring weather and meteorology, and other miscellaneous tasks.

In fact, most icekeepers in the world will not have such a rich icekeeper life as Huoyu.

Everyday work is mostly boring and repetitive daily tasks.

"We will have a meeting with everyone later. Everyone except Ling Ran will be present. Let's allocate the daily tasks."

Meetings are basically a nightmare that every adult cannot avoid.

In fact, starting from college, it is very likely that meetings will continue throughout your life, unless you choose to write a novel, a career that has no future and no money.

Just a few hours before the meeting at the 249 scientific research station, the Icekeeper headquarters in the Antarctic scientific research station was also meeting.

The old white man, the veritable commander-in-chief of the Ice Guards, was sitting listlessly at the end of the conference room, his eyelids tightly closed, as if he hadn't slept well in several days.

If you don't know someone, you will definitely not think that this person is the supreme leader of the Ice Keepers. Instead, you will think that this person is an old waiter serving tea and water.

But those who can hold meetings in this conference room are naturally the icekeepers who are qualified to know the old white man.

Everyone was sitting upright, and the person sitting next to the old white man was even more nervous, fearing that something had happened to him.

Wu Song sat in the first place and looked helplessly at his old buddy.

The old white man turned a blind eye to Wu Song's cannibalistic gaze, and looked leisurely as if he was on vacation.

In the end, Wu Song shook his head helplessly and snorted coldly.

The old guy, after working as a hands-off shopkeeper for so many years, finally returned to the headquarters, but started pretending to be dead.

"Commander in Chief, there are abnormal animal conditions in many places in the North and South Poles." An icekeeper stood up and reported to Wu Songhui.

Wu Song withdrew his gaze and his expression became serious: "Explain what went wrong."

"Yes." The icekeeper stood up, picked up the document and read slowly:

“In the Arctic frozen soil, a large group of sea lions numbering in the thousands attacks passing ships and vehicles for no apparent reason.”

"At the junction of Arctic permafrost and glaciers, several polar bears have been attacking the indigenous people and icekeepers there for many days, killing seven people and injuring more than a dozen people."

"Near the Antarctic waters, a large pod of humpback whales has attacked shipping lanes more than ten times, causing many casualties."

"On the glacier in Antarctica, a group of penguins also fell into a frenzy... They, they..."

Seeing the ice guard hesitant and silent, Wu Song glared and said, "What's wrong with them? Tell me!"

The icekeeper was so frightened by Wu Song that he shuddered and said with some embarrassment:

"They often spray feces at passing icekeepers and scientific expedition personnel. The smell is very strong and difficult to clean, making everyone miserable."

As soon as he finished speaking, a burst of uncontrollable laughter came from the end of the conference room:

"Pfft——"

Everyone turned their attention to the old white man who couldn't help laughing, and then turned away collectively with a tacit understanding.

"Sorry, sorry, keep going, I couldn't help it, hahahaha."

Wu Song glared at the old man with a dark face, then fell into deep thought.

Most people don’t know that the cute little penguin is actually a famous Splatoon in the animal world.

Studies have shown that an ordinary penguin with a height of 60 cm can project its feces 40 cm away, and the intestinal pressure is four times that of humans.

Later, scientists discovered that the 40-centimeter jet record was actually just a horizontal jet.

In reality, the angle at which penguins defecate feces is not always horizontal, especially when the nest is located on higher ground or when the penguin is standing on a rock.

If these factors are taken into account, it can be calculated based on Newton's equation that the maximum flight distance of penguin droppings is 1.34 meters!

At this jet distance, some of the ice keepers who were close to inspect the penguin colony couldn't even hide away.

Moreover, penguins are polar creatures that live in groups. Based on the distance of 1 meter when spraying excrement, the actual radiation area of ​​penguin excrement is 1 meter larger than the habitat area.

In addition, penguin groups move frequently, and wherever they go, there is shit everywhere and a mess.

"This problem is serious and if it is not dealt with seriously, the consequences will be disastrous."

Fortunately, there are almost no large carnivores in Antarctica. Even if they fall into an abnormally violent state, they will just spit out shit.

But the Arctic is different.

Although it is a glacier, the animals are very ferocious.

"What did the biology department say?" Wu Song asked again.

"The biology department believes that this collective animal madness incident was caused by the same group of people as the Greenland sleeping shark attack on the 121 scientific research station a few months ago."

"The unknown hormone used is a failed product leaked from the Ice Keeper R&D Department!"

The ice-keeper looked stern and said seriously: "This is an illegal organization lurking in the darkness of the polar regions, a serious provocation to the ice-keeper!"