"What did you say?"
Liu Yi shook his head. He was a little drunk and his head was groggy. He just vaguely heard Zhang Ji saying something like "helping" or "teaching".
"I said, I have a way to make my wife-in-law obey my brother's words from now on."
Liu Yi waved his hand and just thought he was bragging.
"You... you don't understand, your sister-in-law is so hard-hearted." Liu Yi took another sip of wine, and her tears couldn't stop flowing down again. "But even if it's a stone, it should be warmed in your arms, right?" ?”
Zhang Ji shook his head secretly. Liu Yi's appearance was nothing like that of Zuo Sima. He was like a dog.
No wonder this guy died so miserably.
"Brother, you are just too good to Mrs. Sister-in-law!" Zhang Ji grabbed Liu Yi's wine bottle and said with a "sincere" look, "Women can't be too good to her, otherwise they will rely on your favor. , little by little, I take your favor as an obligation."
Liu Yi was stunned, and his slightly drunk head sobered up a lot after hearing Zhang Ji's words.
It seems that when she brought her back to the house with her family broken up, she seemed to be grateful to him. "Brother Liu" was longer than "Brother Liu" and it seemed that it was only after he slowly became better and better to her that she started to treat him better. Gradually became colder.
Could it be that this machine is really good at controlling women?
"Brother Xian, what should I do?"
"If you ask me, giving her a beating is the fastest way! Let her know that her brother loves her and dotes on her, but she must know the limits and not go too far!"
Zhang Ji naturally has no skills in handling women. What kind of love experience do you expect a virgin who has been single for two lifetimes to have?
His only experience was being woven into a short story by dozens of male villagers in Niushou Village in which the heroine was a scary salamander. But he had never eaten pork, and had he never seen a pig run away?
How many of the emotional masters who taught people to fall in love in later generations had been in love?
However, Liu Yi's expression fell again with Zhang Ji's idea.
"Oh, dear brother, you don't know." Liu Yi frowned, "My wife has a younger sister. She has a distinguished status. If I dare to hit her, I'm afraid my career will be greatly affected."
Liu Yi would occasionally get angry and even quarrel with Mrs. Hu at home because of some of Mrs. Hu's behaviors. As a military commander, he has a violent temper, so naturally there will be times when he wants to take action.
But when he thought of Mrs. Hu's sister Hu Meiren, the sister-in-law who was second only to Mrs. Mingzhu in the Queen of Han's harem, Liu Yi stopped thinking about taking action.
Since ancient times, men have been unable to stop the wind on their pillows. If one day Hu Meiren said something bad about King Han on his pillow, the end of his career would be a trivial matter, and his life might not be saved.
"This is not simple. Since the origin is that the brother is too good to the wife, then be indifferent to her so that she will not get used to your sudden indifference. It is best to move out directly and let the wife feel the loneliness, loneliness and emptiness at home alone. ." Zhang Ji smiled obscenely, "If you take advantage of the situation at that time, even Kuai Shitou will obediently open the door and welcome guests straight to Huanglong!"
"Hiss." Liu Yi imagined the scene in his mind of Mrs. Hu being held in his arms and allowed to be manipulated by him, and couldn't help drooling, "Is this method really effective?"
"That's natural."
"Hahahaha! Okay! Then I'll try the virtuous brother's method!" Liu Yi patted Zhang Ji's shoulder vigorously,
Zhang Ji secretly laughed in his heart, how could this be fake?
When Mrs. Hu is lonely and empty, isn't that the time to take advantage of the situation?
It's just that the person who went straight to Huanglong couldn't be Liu Yi.
Anyway, Liu Yi is a dying person, for the sake of this virtuous brother...
I will support your wife!
After three rounds of wine and five tastes of food, Liu Yi was finally completely drunk, but this time he didn't go crazy with alcohol, and there was a happy smile on his lips. Maybe he was dreaming of something good.
Zhang Ji stretched out, relaxed his stiff limbs, told the singer and maid in the wing to take care of Liu Yi, and prepared to get up and leave.
As for the drink money?
Zhang Ji directly took out a few gold coins from the purse on Liu Yi's waist to pay for the drink, and left with an extra twenty gold coins.
Just kidding, brothers are all clear about settling scores, not to mention they are just "brother" and "good brother" in words.
Is there any charge for soiling his clothes?
This dress is worth about two gold, but it is his favorite dress, so you have to pay more!
It’s not too much to ask for ten gold coins!
Furthermore, did he give Liu Yi advice for free?
Do you understand the consulting fee?
Is there no service charge for eating and drinking with you?
I want another ten gold coins. Is it expensive?
The singers and maids on the side did not stop Zhang Ji. After all, if it weren't for Zhang Ji, they might not have been affected when Liu Yi was drunk and crazy. They naturally had some affection for Zhang Ji.
Even if Liu Yi sobered up and asked Zi Lanxuan for Zhang Ji's share of the money, they wouldn't care.
You know, the last time Liu Yi came here, he smashed two fine nanmu tables in Zilanxuan, as well as a dozen sapphire bowls and plates for serving vegetables, and two ox-horn wine bottles, and he didn't have a penny. compensation.
Zilanxuan didn't want to be at odds with Zuo Sima, and since his family had a big business, he didn't care about the compensation.
And if Zhang Ji hadn't been there today, Zilanxuan would have lost a lot of things. Compared with the compensation for these things, the mere wine money would be nothing but a drop in the bucket.
Zhang Ji put twenty gold coins into his money bag, hummed happily and held the back of his head.
"I touched it~ I touched it~ The top of my eldest sister's head~ Her black hair is dyed like ink~ It's like the dark clouds are covering the sky! Ouch~ It's like the dark clouds are covering the sky~"
It was such a pleasant day. Not only did I earn twenty gold after eating and drinking for free, there might also be some "windfalls".
The more Zhang Ji thought about it, the happier he became, and he opened the paper door of the wing room.
"Second touch, touch, right next to eldest sister's eyebrow, second eyebrow...fuck!"
Zhang Ji, who was humming a little tune, was startled by the person standing behind the door and quickly took a few steps back.
"snort!"
A cold snort came from the tip of the man's nose behind the door, as if he was disdainful of Zhang Ji's timidity.
It's not that Zhang Ji is timid, but that the person behind the door is really a bit scary.
Wearing a black dress with gold embroidery, her gray shoulder-length hair was casually spread on both sides. Her clean and white face showed sharp edges and coldness, and under her long eyelashes, there was a pair of penetrating eyes.
"It seems that your courage is more surprising than your brains."
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PS1: "It seems that your courage is more surprising than your brain." This sentence is Wei Zhuang's original words. I wonder if anyone can remember which plot it appears in.
PS2: I might be a little busy during the day. I have to negotiate and sign contracts with clients, so I might not have time to post new chapters, so today’s two updates will be posted together while I’m awake!
