Chapter 1038: Wash your eyes quickly

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When Li Shimin heard that Fang Xuanling was coming, his face looked a little strange.

It seemed like it was because of what happened earlier. Originally, he was about to forget about it, but when he heard his arrival again, he felt unhappy again.

At that time, Fang Xuanling said that she would give Li Min candy.

But not as a gift to myself. He even called Li Min his boss!

"Let them in!"

So, he said with a straight face.

Then the eunuch went out and came in again, followed by about ten people.

They are Fang Xuanling, Cheng Yaojin, Dai Zhou and others.

These people were carrying something in their hands.

It seems to be a bag from Chang'an Sugar Shop.

Is it so obvious?

Li Shimin was a little puzzled.

What are they doing?

When more than a dozen people entered the palace, they saw Li Shimin and the queen there.

He bowed quickly.

"I pay my respects to Your Majesty, Her Royal Highness the Queen, and all the concubines! Princes and princesses!"

Li Shimin had a straight face.

"No need to be polite!"

Then he deliberately asked:

"What are you doing?"

Cheng Yaojin was heartless and didn't understand why Li Shimin was angry.

He said: "Your Majesty, I discovered a magical shop in the East Market! The things sold there are very magical and can make people feel happy!"

It’s so funny how he pretends to be sophisticated!

In fact, everyone has already seen that the things in their hands are what Li Shimin gave them. I just didn’t say it.

Dai Zhou followed: "Yes, I heard it is more addictive than honey! The emergence of this thing has changed people's eating habits! It is now popular throughout Chang'an! Many places outside Chang'an are opening branches!"

Fang Xuanling finally said: "Therefore, I went there specially to bring some here. Give them to Your Majesty for a taste!"

Although there are not many things, they are all what everyone wants!

"Is it this?"

Li Shimin said holding a toffee in his hand.

Everyone was shocked, how could Li Shimin have such a thing. The same thing as myself!

Did someone get there first?

Cheng Yaojin even asked: "Your Majesty, where did you come from?"

"I already knew about Chang'an Sugar Shop!"

Instead he said this.

Everyone stopped talking.

I originally wanted to give him a gift.

Now it seems that people have it in advance.

then what should we do?

Everyone was a little embarrassed.

Fang Xuanling reacted first.

"We give this candy to His Majesty, as well as a gift from Her Majesty the Queen. We wish Your Majesty a Happy New Year."

Happy New Year?

Li Shimin heard this.

"That word means something. Happy New Year?"

When Cheng Yaojin heard this, he said quickly:

"And more, all your wishes come true!"

"what are these?"

Li Shimin asked in confusion.

"New Year's greetings!"

Dai Zhou said.

"Where did these come from? Whose blessing?"

Queen Changsun asked.

"This is what the Sixth Prince advocated! It is said that it can wish people good luck and happiness in the coming year!"

Fang Xuanling said.

When Li Shimin heard this, he was naturally happy.

This blessing was unexpected and made people feel a little happy.

"It's interesting. What that kid did is really interesting."

Cheng Yaojin then added: "There's more, and I also learned something. I wish your majesty all the best, two dragons soaring, three rats prospering, peace all year round, five blessings coming to your door, good luck in six and six, seven stars shining high, and wealth coming from all directions. , ninety-nine are of the same mind, perfect."

These words made Li Shimin laugh.

Not to mention, this kind of words makes people feel refreshed.

"Hahaha, interesting, interesting. These words of blessing can make everyone say more. In the future, you must say these words more!"

"Your Majesty is wise!"

Everyone said quickly.

At this time, Queen Changsun asked: "Zhijie, what else do you know?"

“And there’s singing!”

"sing?"

Did you also give blessings and sing?

"Yes, it's sung very nicely. Does Your Highness the Queen want to hear it?"

"listen and see."

Queen Changsun expressed.

But Fang Xuanling said: "Your Highness the Queen, you are tone deaf, I think..."

Dai Zhou also said: "Yes, General Cheng... what he sang... is really... so I don't want it!"

Other ministers also came out to stop it! Then maybe it really doesn’t work!

Cheng Yaojin was unhappy.

"What's wrong with me? I think I sing well!"

"Let Zhijie sing!"

Li Shimin wanted to hear what this blessing was like! It doesn’t matter how he sings! He thought to himself that no matter how bad it was, it would definitely sound better than the sound of a pig braying, right?

"Your Majesty, listen carefully, I'm going to sing!"

Immediately afterwards, Cheng Yaojin spoke.

His iconic voice makes people feel very embarrassed.

“If you feel happy, wave your hands, if you feel happy, stamp your feet, if you feel happy, shake your head.…”

This singing made people cover their ears directly.

Singing is not as good as reciting. It’s not as nice as a pig’s meow! No one wanted to hear it anymore, and Li Shimin also regretted it!

Not only did he sing, Cheng Yaojin also danced.

He is already a grown-up, and he still learns how to dance. She even pretends to be cute!

This man really refuses to accept old age.

No one dared to look or listen.

There are people in this world who can sing so unpleasantly.

What was originally a good blessing sounded like a life-threatening song in his mouth.

Others were about to vomit.

In the end, the concubines had to cover the children's eyes, fearing that they would have nightmares at night.

Queen Changsun frowned even more.

There really are such people in this world.

Fang Xuanling sighed.

He and Dai Zhou had reminded them before, but they just didn't listen. It's better now. You know how bad it is, right?

Finally, Li Shimin couldn't stand it anymore.

"That's enough, that's enough, Zhijie, stop it!"

Cheng Yaojin was puzzled.

"What's wrong? I think you can sing well! Also, the Sixth Prince taught me..."

"Come here, shut Cheng Zhijie's mouth!"

Finally, Li Shimin couldn't stand it anymore.

This man really has no self-awareness.

I’m not good at singing, but I still want to sing!

People who are not good at dancing still dance forcefully.

Everyone was really shocked today.

Everyone has to wash their eyes today...

"Your Majesty, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I don't want to sing."

"I'm afraid I'll have nightmares at night!"

Cheng Yaojin was on the side, feeling aggrieved.

I finally sang a song, but was rejected by everyone. This is like no one else.

In the end, he also chose not to speak.

Li Shimin was still in a bad mood.

He looked at Fang Xuanling.

"Fang Xuanling, you also bought candies for your boss, right?"

Fang Xuanling was shocked.

He only told the people at the sugar shop what his boss said.

Li Shimin actually knew.

So, at that time... was Li Shimin nearby?

if it is like this.

That……

It’s terrifying to think about it.

Terrible emperor!

It's so scary.

what to do? But he was still a minister for many years.

So he said: "Your Majesty, the prince, princess and above are all my superiors, so I have prepared a large amount of candies to send to the palace!"

This guy was actually fooled by him.

Li Shimin didn't want to say anything more.

"That's all, I don't care anymore."

As soon as he finished speaking, a eunuch hurriedly entered the palace.

Li Shimin saw him walking in a hurry.

Then he asked: "What's wrong? What's the matter?"

The eunuch then spoke, and Li Shimin jumped up immediately.