The corners of Lin Xuan's mouth twitched slightly, and he almost didn't know what to say.
Because, in Lin Xuan's opinion, although Saint Nuwa was outstanding in appearance and generous.
His temperament is pure and pure, and he is not an ordinary person.
Being able to obtain a woman like Saint Nuwa was truly a blessing that Lin Xuan had cultivated for three lifetimes.
But……
This guy's cooking skills are really unimpressive...
"What is this... dark bowl?"
"It's still red and black...it's really strange!"
Lin Xuan took a deep breath, was silent for a while, and then asked Saint Nuwa.
In front of Lin Xuan, they were all black objects.
There was only a bowl of white rice, which was barely enough.
However, a bowl of white rice is really not that difficult.
With the bowl after bowl of black objects, it was really hard for Lin Xuan to associate them with the word "vegetable".
These dishes didn't seem to care about how ugly they looked. Instead, they were a bit colorful, looking at Lin Xuan affectionately, and eagerly wanting Lin Xuan to taste them.
At this time, Lin Xuan couldn't help but feel a little panicked.
He felt that if he really used his chopsticks to these dishes, he would probably collapse as a cultivator.
After thousands of years of hard training, you will be poisoned to death.
"A dark bowl? Haha... Sir, are you kidding? Isn't this your favorite tomato scrambled egg?"
Saint Nuwa said to Lin Xuan with a gentle smile on her face.
"Tell me, meow, are these scrambled eggs with tomatoes?"
Lin Xuan couldn't control his surprised emotions, and couldn't help but screamed in surprise.
He is stupid!
I really didn't expect that...the sticky, black thing in front of me turned out to be tomatoes and scrambled eggs.
"...Ms. sir, what's wrong with you? Did I...didn't do well?"
Sage Nuwa couldn't help but look aggrieved when she saw Lin Xuan losing his composure.
I also put a lot of thought into this meal... 嘤嘤嘤...
Although Saint Nuwa is the only female saint among the Six Saints of Heaven, she has a high status in the Three Realms.
But no matter how powerful a woman is, she will reveal her fragile side in front of the man she loves.
When Bixiao saw Lin Xuan looking like he wanted to eat people, he couldn't help but snorted coldly, walked forward quickly, pulled Saint Nuwa, and said coquettishly to Lin Xuan:
"Hmph! My husband, please don't be cruel! It's not easy for my sister either!"
Lin Xuan came back to his senses, an apologetic look appeared on his face unconsciously, he touched the back of his head and said:
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be mean to you, Yuxi, I was very touched by your cooking today...I was just too surprised..."
"Also, I'm a little curious, why did this tomato scrambled egg turn so black?"
Lin Xuan apologized and asked, expressing his curiosity.
"I put a little soy sauce."
"I feel that the soy sauce you made has a very fresh taste. If you add it to it, it will be delicious."
Saint Nuwa said timidly.
This soy sauce is "Haitian Yipinxian" made by Lin Xuan himself, and of course it tastes outstanding.
but……
soy sauce?
Damn it!
Lin Xuan was even more dumbfounded. He had never thought that someone would put soy sauce in making scrambled eggs with tomatoes.
What the hell...
Is it something humans did?
Lin Xuan suddenly felt like he was so shocked that he could hardly extricate himself.
"A little soy sauce?"
Lin Xuan was silent for a long time.
Looking at the dark tomatoes and eggs, he asked Saint Nuwa.
What the hell is this called a little soy sauce?
"Yeah, I probably only used half the bottle."
Saint Nuwa nodded seriously.
Lin Xuan suddenly felt as if he had been hit by a lightning strike of 100,000 volts. He had broken through his defense.
Now he is very suspicious. If this half bottle of soy sauce is used up, won't it become tomato and egg soup?
Where are these soups?
"Ms. sir, what's wrong? Try it, maybe it's delicious?"
Saint Nuwa looked at Lin Xuan with a pair of big watery eyes and said excitedly.
Uh-huh...what are you excited about?
Lin Xuan was speechless.
"Ahem...take medicine...oh no, let's eat!"
In Lin Xuan's mind, he couldn't help but imagine the scene of "Pan Jinlian giving medicine to Wu Dalang", and he asked everyone to sit down and eat.
Meishan Wumei, Lin Pan, and Lin Xuan sat down.
Of course, Meishan Wumei rarely had the opportunity to cook. Over the years, the most she could do was make some white porridge.
Therefore, there are not many dishes. In addition to scrambled eggs with tomatoes, there are also a few simple dishes such as fried pork slices with vegetables.
Except for the horrible scrambled eggs with tomatoes, the other dishes were not inedible.
However, Saint Nuwa obviously weighed a lot.
Because besides the seven of them, Meishan also has so many pets.
If you make less, I'm afraid it won't be enough to eat.
"Oh, let's have a meal!"
Lin Pan cheered, clapped his little hands and said.
Outside, he is a naughty kid and a little devil.
But in Meishan Xiaoyuan, in front of his father, he will always be a child who will not grow up.
Isn't this quite cute?
Everyone start.
Lin Xuan lowered his head and ate the white porridge in his hand. If he even picked up some vegetables, he just went for the green vegetables.
"Isn't it fair to say that you like to eat scrambled eggs with tomatoes the most every day? Why can't you move today?"
"Yes! The tomato scrambled eggs cooked by Mr. Xianggong are all red and yellow in color. Sister Yuki's bowl is quite unique. It is actually black... It seems that there is some innovation!"
"That's right. I also think the black tomato scrambled eggs are more distinctive. We are all tired of our husband's cooking!"
…
You say a word about the five beauties of Meishan, and I say a word.
Saint Nuwa was quite embarrassed to be praised by them.
Lin Xuan was unmoved and just said vaguely:
"Hmm...I don't know why, but I have lost my appetite today."
"Haha, that's because my husband has no luck. It seems that we are the only ones who can taste Sister Yuxi's craftsmanship!"
Queen Mother Xi and others made fun of Lin Xuan, and then started to attack the plate of mutated tomato scrambled eggs.
Everyone took a taste.
boom!
For a moment, the space seemed to freeze.
"Fuck!"
"Where's the water?"
"Ugh~"
"I can not make it!"
…
One after another, wailing sounds sounded.
Looking for water, looking for water, retching, and the most exaggerated thing was Bixiao, who fell directly on the table...
"Is it so delicious?"
"you!"
No matter how good-tempered the saint Nuwa is, at this moment, she can't help but feel that she has suffered huge humiliation.
She snorted coldly, and her mood suddenly lost its beauty.
The next second, her face became even more ugly——
Because she saw that Shi Qilin and Dabai were frothing at the mouth after eating the tomato scrambled eggs she cooked, with their legs in the air, their stomachs outward, and they were twitching...
What the hell is this?
This is a dish, not a poison...
You are all saints. Is it possible that there is any poison in the Three Realms that can poison you?
If you don’t eat it, I’ll eat it myself!
Sage Nuwa was a little angry, and then she stretched out her chopsticks.
Then, we can see——
In the Meishan courtyard, there was another person who started frantically looking for water.
"Hey, it would be nice if I could have more cooks to work for me... My wives seem a bit unreliable!"
"Even if they are willing to learn, I'm not willing to teach... If the tone is a bit harsh, I'm afraid I won't get any good results!"
Lin Xuan pondered secretly in his heart.
If you don’t love your wife, who will?
Therefore, over the years, Lin Xuan has loved his wives in Meishan Courtyard very much, and dare not say harsh words for fear of hurting their hearts.
It's okay to do this to your wife, but it's not okay to do this to your apprentice...
"I'm afraid it's not easy to find a small job in the wild mountains."
Lin Xuan suddenly felt a little embarrassed again.
Right now.
There were knocking sounds on the wooden door of Meishan Courtyard.
"Dong dong dong!"
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