Meishan courtyard.
It is autumn now, and all kinds of wild fruits are ripe.
The fragrance fills the mountain.
This Meishan is where Lin Xuan is.
Over the years, thanks to Lin Xuan's blessings, he has absorbed the aura escaping from the Meishan courtyard, so the fruits all over the mountains and plains are even more luxuriant than ordinary places.
However, no one in Meishan Courtyard appreciates and tastes this kind of heaven-given blessing, this worldly delicacy...
I saw the Meishan courtyard.
Lin Xuan was spitting on his child, Lin Pan, giving an education of love and influence:
"Child, I told you the story of "The Swordsman" last time. Do you still remember it?"
"Father, I remember!"
Lin Pan raised his immature face and spoke to Lin Xuan.
Now Lin Pan has grown to the size of a ten-year-old child.
I don’t know how it grows...
That appearance was carved out of the same mold as Lin Xuan, just like a replica of Xiao Lin Xuan.
This also made Lin Xuan feel quite relieved.
At least, this also proves one thing——
That is, Yuki didn't do anything to feel sorry for him.
Lin Xuan couldn't help but nodded with satisfaction when he heard the child's answer.
Over the years, Lin Xuan has attached great importance to the education of his children.
After all, Lin Xuan knew that he was now in a mythical world full of dangers, and he had to be extremely careful in everything he did. If he was not careful, he might be in catastrophe.
And Lin Xuan didn't have any reading materials for early childhood education, and there was no school in the wild mountains of Meishan Courtyard.
How to educate children?
Lin Xuan can only use what he is best at to tell stories to his children.
Before, I told a story about "The Swordsman".
"Then let me ask you, Lin Pan, please listen to the question!"
Lin Xuan took a deep breath, and then shouted to Lin Pan.
"arrive!"
Lin Pan also raised his immature face and replied to Lin Xuan seriously.
"Suppose you are Lin Pingzhi, the most tragic figure in the world, and your future father-in-law is interested in you and wants your evil sword skills. What should you do?"
Lin Xuan raised a fatal question.
"Kill Yue Buqun!"
Lin Pan replied decisively.
"Tch, silly boy... your force value is far lower than Yue Buqun, how can you kill Yue Buqun?"
"What if we miss? Face the counterattack of the big devil Yue Buqun?"
"Furthermore, do you think it will be okay if you kill Yue Buqun? The entire world knows that your Lin family possesses evil sword skills and you can kill one Yue Buqun. How can you kill thousands of Yue Buqun?" "
Lin Xuan's series of torture questions that hit the depths of his soul left Lin Pan dumbfounded.
"this……"
For a moment, Lin Pan didn't know how to answer his weird father.
"Silly boy, haven't I told you before? What is involution..."
"In order to avoid being hunted by the Jianghu, you made tens of thousands of copies of the "Evil Sword Manual" and distributed it everywhere. Everyone in the Jianghu can get it. From then on, no one will bother the Lin family anymore."
"But people in the world are caught in deep contradictions and suffering. If you don't practice, others will kill you instantly. If you practice, you have to wield a sword to kill yourself. And if everyone practices it, there will be no difference. In the end, the whole world will fall into involution. Among..."
"Moreover, you can also tear off the last few pages of the evil-proofing sword manual, so that you have another trump card. Then use poison to control a few people who are loyal to you and let them practice the complete version of the evil-proofing sword technique. In this way, you will both You don’t have to go to the palace, you can have fun, and you don’t have to worry about being hunted down. At the same time, you have a few of the best masters in the world to protect you... Tsk, tsk, tsk, isn’t this day perfect?”
Lin Xuan finished the correct answer in one breath.
Lin Pan's little head was filled with wonder.
Cowhide!
Father, you are a cowhide!
"Father, I understand!"
Lin Pan replied seriously.
"By the way, I asked you last time about Huang Pizi asking for silence. If you encountered him, how would you answer?"
"I haven't checked yesterday's homework yet! It's time to check it now!"
After Lin Xuan finished talking about Lin Pingzhi, he suddenly asked Lin Pan again.
Operation!
Lin Pan suddenly sat upright.
Lin Xuan once told Huang Pizi about his request for silence.
To put it bluntly, he is just a weasel. When he reaches a certain level of cultivation, he will have the opportunity to become an immortal.
In this case, Huang Pizi would stop a pedestrian passing by and ask him if he looked like a human being.
This is the result of someone who intends to borrow his/her Yin Virtue to achieve enlightenment.
If the passerby answers like a human being, then it means that he has lost his lifespan and helped Huang Pizi achieve enlightenment.
If the pedestrian's answer is not human, then Huang Pizi's hard work has been ruined. Huang Pizi will fight the pedestrian until death.
This has always been a dilemma.
"I can say 'Abba, Abba'... and pretend to be deaf and mute!"
Lin Pan was already prepared for this problem, and when he opened his mouth, he threw a bomb at Lin Xuan.
"Yeah... that's okay! However, since you are a mortal, I'm afraid this kind of trick can't deceive a wise man..."
Lin Xuan nodded, saying that he barely passed Lin Pan's answer, but it was far from Lin Xuan's ideal answer.
Lin Pan felt completely speechless. He spread his hands and said helplessly to Lin Xuan:
"Father, how do you answer that?"
Lin Xuan saw that the child had no solution... couldn't help laughing, then touched Lin Pan's head and said:
"Silly boy, have you forgotten...Dad once taught you English?"
"You can totally answer 'So
y,Ido
'tk
owwhatyou'
etalki
gabout...'"
"Understood?"
Lin Xuan continued to teach Lin Pan with a serious look on his face.
"Understood! Best wishes, father!"
Lin Pan was completely impressed by his father's strange ideas.
"Well, next, you recite the 'Rule of Survival'!"
Lin Xuan coughed.
"good!"
"First, we must avoid cause and effect and try not to be involved in weird things. The best way is to practice Taoism at home with peace of mind, don't move around, and don't have too much contact with other people."
"Second, when you can walk, it is best not to fly. Flying is too eye-catching, and if you control a magic weapon or a mount, you will be noticed easily. If you are not afraid of thieves stealing, you are afraid that thieves will notice you..."
"Third, you must hide your trump card. If you have 100% strength, you can hide 30% and only reveal 70% to others. This is called pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger..."
Lin Pan was very sensible and began to recite Lin Xuan's so-called "rules of survival" one by one.
At this time, Lin Xuan smiled with satisfaction.
Lin Xuan had a son in his old age. It was not easy to get this son, and he was very rare.
Therefore, Lin Xuan has been educating Lin Pan with the word "gou" as the first word since he was a child.
After all, Lin Xuan knew——
The world's great wonders.
If you venture down the mountain in the future, you will easily get into trouble with people like Long Aotian. The old man was beaten, the young man came, and finally Lin Xuan's whole family died. This possibility is also very high.
Watching his son recite the "Laws of Survival" seriously, Lin Xuan was satisfied.
I suddenly felt that all my efforts over the years were not in vain.
However, even if Lin Xuan was beaten to death, he would never have imagined that he was focused on avoiding cause and effect, but the cause and effect would still come to his door...
