Why--
What the hell is this!
Leader Tongtian looked up when he saw Lin Xuan, and drank a bowl of fruit wine in one gulp, with a gloomy look on his face.
This is the fruit wine brewed by Senior Lin Xuan!
Even a strong saint will get drunk after drinking.
Although, over the years, Master Tongtian has received guidance from Lin Xuan many times, and with his strength, he has become a leader among saints.
However, this does not mean that the current Master Tongtian can resist Lin Xuan's Immortal Brew.
If you want to challenge the alcohol concentration of Banlinxuan Xianjiang, I'm sorry, but Tongtian Cult Leader is not qualified?
"Senior Brother Qingping...why don't you move?"
"Qingping, do you look down on me?"
Lin Xuan blushed, grabbed the leader of Tongtian Cult by the neck, and then spoke to the leader of Tongtian Cult in a drunken manner with the smell of alcohol on his face.
Although Lin Xuan is ridiculously powerful, his setting is also extremely weird.
Lin Xuan would not get drunk under normal circumstances when he drank the wine he brewed.
However, there is one situation that is quite special.
That is, if Lin Xuan is happy, he will start drinking unreasonably.
In this case, Lin Xuan's alcohol consumption will plummet, and eventually, Lin Xuan will become drunk.
The last time Lin Xuan was drunk was when Lin Xuan got married.
Now, after more than a thousand years, Lin Xuan finally likes to mention Lin Pan, this turtle son... oh no, a good son.
Lin Xuan was overjoyed, and before he knew it, everyone would get drunk even if they were not drunk.
Lin Xuan was in a daze, thinking that "drinking makes people cowardly".
His behavior also started to become arrogant.
Therefore, Lin Xuan hooked up with the Tongtian Cult Leader and cursed him. Obviously, he did not respect the Tongtian Cult Master as much as usual.
What is Senior Brother Qingping’s elder brother, and what is Senior Brother Qingping’s shortcomings...
Here in Lin Xuan, everything is just nonsense...just one word, happy, drunk, vomiting, drunk...
Leader Tongtian was clamped around the neck by Lin Xuan, and the look on his face was also quite panicked.
Leader Tongtian raised his head, looked at Lin Xuan's serious expression, and suddenly felt a chill in his heart.
"Help! Junior Sister Nuwa, Junior Sister Xiwangmu, and you three disciples, please save me as my master! Senior Lin Xuan looks like he is serious..."
Leader Tongtian felt that waves of intoxication were constantly stimulating his soul. Even with the power of the saint's origin, it was difficult to suppress this intoxication.
Leader Tongtian suddenly felt extremely sad in his heart.
He asked for help from Meishan Wumei.
Secret transmission.
However, under the atmosphere of Lin Xuan's love for Lin'er, the Meishan Five Beauties also began to become wild. Naturally, they were happy to see the Tongtian leader in such a deflated state. How could they help the Tongtian leader escape from Lin Xuan's persuasion to drink? ?
"Haha... This can't help you... Senior Brother Tongtian, my husband invites you to drink, that's because he thinks highly of you..."
"That's right...among the three realms, even the Chaos Demon God won't be treated like this..."
In terms of seniority, Saint Nuwa and Queen Mother of the West are not inferior to the leader of Tongtian Cult.
At this moment, the four beautiful eyes of the two men were filled with amusement, as if they were eager to see the leader of Tongtian Cult be embarrassed.
"Why!"
"Since Junior Brother Lin Xuan said so... As a brother, I can only risk my life to accompany the gentleman..."
Leader Tongtian sighed in his heart. Seeing Lin Xuan's unkind expression, he no longer dared to hesitate at all and picked up the wine glass in his hand——
There were two bowls as big as a palm, and then I raised my head, gurgling...
Drink it all in one gulp.
After drinking so much wine, Master Tongtian couldn't bear it anymore.
Suddenly, he felt a strong sense of drunkenness welling up in his soul, causing Tongtian Cult Master's soul to agitate, and he fell into a trance, and finally fell to the ground.
"Ha ha ha ha……"
When Lin Xuan saw Master Tongtian like this, he couldn't help but laugh. He stepped on Dabai's back with a majestic attitude, holding the wine jar and doing it.
Now Meishan Courtyard has become a world of drunkards.
Zhen Yuanzi had already walked holding on to the wall.
Kong Xuan and Sakyamuni Tathagata originally planned to use the monk's commandment "not to drink meat and wine" as a shield.
Among the Eastern Buddhist Sect, Sakyamuni Tathagata knew that the Elder Dingguang Immortal drank the immortal brew made by Lin Xuan in Lin Xuan's Meishan courtyard, and then got drunk and offended Senior Lin Xuan. Finally, Was thrown into the septic pile.
Therefore, Sakyamuni Tathagata set one of the five precepts of Eastern Buddhism, "not to drink meat or wine".
This so-called meat wine is different from vegetarian wine.
Vegetarian wine is a kind of wine that has not been distilled. It is relatively turbid and has a low alcohol content, so it is difficult for people to get drunk.
In Journey to the West, Tang Monk went to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures and drank several times along the way.
But why is this not considered Tang Monk’s violation of the precepts?
The reason is that all Tang Monk drinks is vegetarian wine.
After distillation technology, the purified wine is "meat wine".
Meat and wine make people drunk and do things that affect their rationality, so they are forbidden by Eastern Buddhism.
In this regard, Sakyamuni Tathagata learned from the experience and lessons of Long-eared Dingguang Immortal, and thus set the prohibition on drinking among the five precepts of Eastern Buddhism.
However, Lin Xuan was very kind and the two of them did not dare to offend Lin Xuan.
After all, the rules are set by people, and this person...he still has to live!
What if you offend a peerless strong man like Lin Xuan and feel bad, and just wipe them out of the world?
Thinking of this, Kong Xuan and Sakyamuni could only drink one cup after another under Lin Xuan's hospitality.
Not long after, there were two more drunkards in the Meishan courtyard.
"What is wine? This mediocre water can make a saint drunk? It's really amazing! How strange!"
The young Lin Pan couldn't help but feel curious when he saw these saints lying around in the Meishan courtyard.
"How embarrassing for me!"
Lin Pan looked at the leader of Tongtian Cult who was lying on the ground with red ears, and there were "bubbles" blowing in his mouth and nose...
Lin Pan couldn't help but have a look of disdain on his face and cursed secretly in his heart.
After this period of contact, Lin Pan also learned from the mouth of Saint Nuwa some of the things that happened after he opened the sky.
For example, the leader of Tongtian Cult in front of him was one of the three pure beings who transformed into three pure beings after he opened the sky.
Speaking of which, the Tongtian leader should call Lin Pan, the reincarnation of Pangu, "Father God."
After Pangu was reincarnated, he became Lin Xuan's child.
Leader Tongtian should also say this to Lin Xuan——
Dad’s dad is called Grandpa.
In short, the relationship is very messy.
Lin Pan felt disdainful when he saw Tongtian Cult Master drunk like this. At the same time, he was also full of curiosity about "wine".
"Gulu!"
"Gulu!"
Lin Pan took advantage of the saint Nuwa not paying attention, hugged a small wine bowl on the table, and started doing it.
Three times five divided by two, drink one of them.
This childish and slight sound of drinking also made all the immortals in Meishan stunned. Then they stopped what they were doing and looked at Lin Pan.
"Pan'er, why are you drinking your father's wine! Even if you are the reincarnation of Pangu, you absolutely cannot do it!"
Sage Nuwa took Lin Pan away and put the wine bowl away, but it was too late. The wine bowl was already empty.
Saint Nuwa was shocked and secretly yelled at Lin Pan.
Lin Pan was the reincarnation of Pangu, although most of his power was sealed after his reincarnation.
However, it is still much stronger than the ordinary immortal family.
Sage Nuwa also knew Lin Pan's identity.
Lin Pan also accepted the "bloody" fact that he was the child of Lin Xuan and Nuwa Saint.
For a great god like Pangu, he also pays great attention to cause and effect.
Therefore, Pangu, Saint Nuwa and others have already discussed clearly——
The messy relationship between them is based on the principle that everyone talks about his own affairs.
Lin Pan still called Saint Nuwa "Mother", while Saint Nuwa called Lin Pan "Pan'er".
As for the messy things like Tongtian Cult Leader...
On the surface, in order not to make Lin Xuan suspicious, Lin Pan called him "Uncle Master".
In fact, behind his back, Lin Pan regarded Master Tongtian as a "son" figure.
"Ha ha……"
"Mother, you are too worried! I am Pangu, what kind of 'wine' can get me drunk? I have evolved into the three realms, and all the things in the three realms have something to do with me... Drunk? It doesn't exist!"
Lin Pan secretly transmitted messages to Saint Nuwa. He clenched his fleshy little fists tightly, looking a little arrogant in his attitude.
But the next second, Lin Xuan's face turned rosy at a rapid speed.
A hint of drunkenness began to linger in Lin Pan's soul.
"No! This is a bit high-spirited!"
Lin Pan was shocked.
He was possessed by the origin of Pangu, and he thought he would be invulnerable to all things... But what does it feel like now...
His hands and feet couldn't control his movements, his spirit was groggy, and his eyelids seemed to have been exerted a magical power that defies heaven.
It was like being suppressed by a hundred thousand mountains.
No more!
Lost your mind!
"Huhuhu..."
Lin Pan suddenly felt unable to hold on, fell into the arms of Saint Nuwa, and began to fall asleep.
"Hahaha... I didn't expect that my son is also an alcoholic..."
When Lin Xuan saw Lin Pan drunk, his face was suddenly filled with smiles...
