Taoist Mosquito is so annoyed in his heart!
Although he is a Hongmeng ferocious beast, he is also a free individual.
The eating habits you teach in the West are a bit too ugly.
This planted the mark of Buddhism on me and forced me to kill the Holy Mother of the Turtle Spirit.
This kind of thinking is really vicious!
Because, to Jie Jiao, each of these four direct disciples is a treasure.
If one person dies, it will offend the entire Jie Cult.
Today's Jiejiao is no longer the Jiejiao of the past.
Although the Jie Jiao of the past claimed to be the leader of thousands of immortals, in reality, there was a mixed bag of good and bad.
Coupled with the lack of management by the leader of Tongtian, it is a mess.
But what about the current Jiaojiao?
Good guy, in secular terms, that means a strong army and a strong horse.
Jin'ao Island and Dongtu Ling Mountain are both on Penglai Immortal Island.
Although they are said to be two forces, everyone knows that they are just one force.
Both Kong Xuan and Sakyamuni Tathagata have a great relationship with Jiejiao!
The Second Saint of the West wanted to kill the Holy Mother of the Turtle Spirit, but he did not take action, leaving him, a little blood-winged black mosquito, to take action.
Isn't this what the legend says——
I'll take the credit if I send you to death?
He is just a chess piece.
If the Tongtian Cult Leader takes this matter to make trouble, then the Mosquito Taoist will be a victim in the hands of the Second Saint of the West.
In the words of Lin Xuan's previous life -
"We don't know about this, it's all done by this 'temporary worker'!"
The mosquito Taoist became angrier and angrier as he thought about it, blood burst out from his body, and his eyes were about to burst, as if he wanted to choose someone to devour.
When the Holy Mother Guiling saw Master Mosquito like this, she felt a little funny in her heart, and then she said:
"Now that the Three Realms are in chaos, even fellow Taoist beasts such as Hongmeng Mengmeng will find it difficult to survive alone."
"Wise man, do you still need to join a great religion in order to stay together?"
"I would like to ask, among these three realms, is there any other great religion that can accommodate fellow Taoists?"
After all, Holy Mother Guiling is also one of the four direct disciples of Tongtian, and her words are extremely intelligent.
This sounds like a question, but it is actually a rhetorical question. In fact, it is an affirmation.
Obviously, if Our Lady of Guiling was born in modern society, she must have extremely strong literary skills.
He might even become a master-level author of online novels.
He wrote famous works such as "The Domineering President Falls in Love with Me".
Why do you say that?
Because the words of the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit were a double entendre. The Western religion was vicious and shameless, and at the beginning of the teaching, I couldn't stand this kind of monster cultivator.
Although the sage Laozi of the Human Sect is the leader of the Three Pure Ones, he has always ruled by doing nothing. The strongest people in the Human Sect are Taishang Laojun and Master Xuandu.
In terms of overall strength, nowhere can he compare to Jie Jiao.
The leader of Tongtian Cult teaches everyone without distinction and treats all living beings equally.
Mosquito Taoist, if you want to choose a sect, where else can you go if you don’t go to Jiejiao?
Go to heaven?
Pull it down!
No one in Heaven could be a match for Lu Ya and Yuan Hong.
If the mosquitoes are gone, wouldn't it be interesting to be the king of children?
The mosquito Taoist was very intelligent and naturally understood the meaning of the Turtle Spirit Holy Mother, and said with a smile:
"I will keep the words of the Holy Mother in my heart, and thank you for caring about me. After I win the twelfth-grade Golden Lotus of Merit, I will join the Jie Cult. When the time comes, I hope that the Holy Mother can give you some kind words!"
The Holy Mother Turtle Spirit had a smile on her lips and nodded slightly.
"I'm waiting for you!"
Now that the mosquito Taoist has revealed his human form, he looks handsome, mighty and domineering. Although he is not as good as Lin Xuan, he still has more of a manly spirit.
The Holy Mother Guiling once again remembered that Taoist Mosquito had just been hidden in her undergarments, and took this opportunity to leave Meishan Courtyard.
The two were already close to each other, and for a moment, the Turtle Spirit Mother's face turned red.
When the mosquito Taoist saw the appearance of the Holy Mother Guiling, he still didn't know what Guiling meant.
Who is the Mosquito Taoist?
'Gou' spent endless years in the sea of blood in the underworld. During that long period of emptiness, loneliness and coldness, what did he not do?
Oh no, who has never done it before? Not everyone has done it.
In an instant, Taoist Mosquito understood what the Holy Mother Turtle Spirit meant.
"Don't worry, Holy Mother, Mosquito is not an ungrateful person. We have a broad agreement between life and death. Let's talk to Zicheng!"
Mosquito Taoist is now learning and selling, directly plagiarizing a famous saying of Lin Xuan.
I have to say that the scenery of Meishan, coupled with the words from the heart of Mosquito Taoist, are particularly touching.
"Um!"
Mother Turtle Spirit was so ashamed that her whole head was buried in her clothes.
Although he could not get a peerless man like Senior Lin Xuan, Taoist Mosquito had a strong heel, and he had even become a quasi-sage on his own. Now that he had Lin Xuan's guidance, his future prospects were limitless.
It seems good to have such a wishful husband.
"Holy Mother, I need to borrow something from you."
The mosquito Taoist rolled his eyes and then spoke.
What do you want to borrow?
Naturally, it is the magic weapon that makes Madam Guiling famous - the Sun and Moon Pearl.
This sun and moon bead is a magic weapon passed down by the leader of Tongtian to the Holy Mother of the Turtle Spirit. It is also at the level of innate spiritual treasure.
This bead contains the spiritual energy of the sun and moon and can be thrown to attack.
At the same time, because this bead contains a large amount of sun and moon spiritual energy, it can also help immortals practice.
In The Romance of the Gods, the Holy Mother of the Turtle Spirit relied on this treasure to defeat the fearful Sun and escape in a hurry.
Holy Mother Guiling gave her whole heart to Taoist Mosquito, how could she not give up such a magic weapon?
At that moment, he took out a gold and white bead and gave it to Taoist Mosquito.
The mosquito Taoist was deeply moved, and at the same time he told the Holy Mother Guiling to stay in Meishan for a few more days.
Mosquito Taoist's plan is also very simple.
I have to rely on this sun and moon bead to gain the trust of the saint, so that I can have a chance to get close to the twelfth-grade golden lotus of merit.
And Meishan, because of Lin Xuan's existence, will isolate Tianji on its own.
The Holy Mother Turtle Spirit is in Meishan, and the saint cannot detect it.
The mosquito Taoist took the Sun and Moon Pearl and left, saying that he had killed the Holy Mother of Turtle Spirits. How could the saint be suspicious?
The perfect plan!
When it comes to doing good things, other people may not be able to do it.
But if you do bad things, I’m sorry, a creature that took shape in the sea of netherworld and blood, are you still afraid of this?
Madonna Guiling has 100% trust in Taoist Mosquito. She is not a nymphomaniac and is attracted by Taoist Mosquito’s appearance.
Among them, it was Lin Xuan who instructed the mosquito Taoist to devour the twelfth-grade golden lotus of merit.
The Holy Mother Guiling is naturally very reassured about the mosquito Taoist.
The mosquito Taoist arranged everything, took the rag bag and the sun and moon beads and left.
"Ling'er, wait for me!"
The mosquito Taoist took a deep breath, knowing that the feelings of the Holy Mother Turtle Spirit towards him were true. He was moved in his heart and left a sentence, then turned into a streak of blood and left.
Mother Turtle Spirit looked at the back of Taoist Mosquito with tears in her eyes.
Brother Mosquito, have a safe journey.
Our Lady of Turtle Spirit secretly prayed for Mr. Mosquito.
This scene is like Yiping and Shuhuan saying goodbye - the station where they say goodbye.
It also seems that the crazy daughter in the village sent her brother to go out to work.
Brother Qing was full of passion and had countless ambitions in his heart, leaving behind a sentence——
If I do well, I'll come back; if I don't do well, I won't be able to come back.
However, the crazy children in the village were just begging for their brother's safety.
It is amazing to ask, what is love in this world? It only makes people agree in life and death!
But problems also arise -
Mosquitoes and turtles should be natural enemies in the biological chain.
When these things are combined together, could it be that the "Mosquito God Turtle" is born?
Everything is unknown.
However, the trajectory of this ancient fate began to change step by step under Lin Xuan's careless arrangements.
The former enemies of the Mosquito Taoist and the Turtle Spirit Holy Mother turned out to be an infatuated man and a resentful woman who moved the heavens, the earth, and herself.
What will happen next?
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In the Meishan courtyard.
Meishan Simei is clearing away the dishes.
Lin Xuan was also a chicken thief. With a smile on his face, he quietly marinated the remaining meat of the three mythical beasts.
Good guy!
After finally getting these game meats, how could we let Holy Mother Turtle Spirit eat them all?
"Uncle, you are so stingy! You actually hid so much secretly! ๑乛◡乛๑"
Bixiao was smart and cute, but when he saw Lin Xuan hiding something secretly, he exposed it on the spot without saying a word.
This time, Lin Xuan was embarrassed!
Stingy?
Sorry, a straight man, he hates being called stingy.
Otherwise, in Lin Xuan's previous life, how could there be so many wine and food trustees who killed so many "pigs" in the name of blind dates?
Isn't it because, in the eyes of straight men, being called stingy by a woman is equivalent to being called stingy by a woman?
Both have the same lethality.
It's the kind of words that are not very harmful, but extremely insulting.
Lin Xuan was exposed, what an embarrassment!
"What do you mean by being stingy? I'm not doing this just for you!"
Lin Xuan almost fainted from anger.
Who doesn’t know what I’m doing this for?
Isn't it just for these four delicate and beautiful ladies to save money and save this little possessions?
"For us?"
The four beauties of Meishan were stunned.
Something strange.
Are the reasons for being stingy so rare nowadays?
It really makes people feel a little incredible!
Lin Xuan seemed to not believe them. At that moment, Lin Xuan sighed, and then explained:
"Don't forget, didn't I promise to marry the four of you? Although I am not rich, I still have to give you the banquet! Otherwise, it would be too unfair for you."
"Don't we need any ingredients for the wine?"
After Lin Xuan finished speaking.
The four beauties of Meishan suddenly understood.
So...that's it!
Speaking of which, they are all immortals and don't care about such red tape.
However, in every woman's heart, there is a little princess living.
Lin Xuan's stinginess turned out to be for them, but this time, it made Mei Shan's four beauties feel as if they had been wiped with honey.
Back then, Emperor Jun and Xihe had a heavenly wedding, which shocked the three worlds. The grandeur of the ceremony shocked all the great powers in the heavens.
When they heard Lin Xuan said that he was going to have a banquet, they couldn't help but look forward to it.
Meishan Simei was secretly happy when she heard Lin Xuan say——
"Ahem, speaking of which, you are from the same family, and I haven't even visited your natal family yet. Hey, if not, I'd better go there!"
The four beauties of Meishan suddenly turned to stone.
Damn it!
this……
It should be noted that if one person acts, it is a one-man show, which is relatively simple.
The whole practice of teaching acting is so difficult!
Not every crew can shoot the scene where the Women's Federation fights Thanos!
Meishan Simei panicked.