Not only Meishan Simei was dumbfounded, but Di Jun was also dumbfounded.
He never imagined that his son would be his eldest brother now!
"I'll fucking kill you!"
"If I had known it, I would rather have endured it for a few minutes and shot you against the wall!"
"It's better to give birth to a pig than to give birth to you!"
Di Jun went crazy on the spot!
He just yelled and scolded Lu Yao.
But Di Jun couldn't speak human words after all, so when these words came out of Di Jun's mouth, it was a series of twittering.
"Chi chi chi chi chi!"
Di Jun's face was red, and his eyes the size of mung beans were full of anger.
"Oh! Still not convinced? The ancestral dragon lying in the pond was not as crazy as you!"
Lu Ya was even more annoyed when he saw Di Jun like this.
Among the Meishan Courtyard, those who have the best chance of becoming Hunyuan Saints are Lu Ya and Zu Long.
Zulong received the blessing of the Seven Dragon Balls given by Lin Xuan, and now he sank to the bottom of the pond and began to practice with great concentration.
Haven't come out for such a long time.
Now that he has become a Hunyuan Saint, he thinks he has firmly secured the third position in Meishan Courtyard.
Of course, we still have to exclude the four beauties of Meishan first.
After all, the four beauties of Meishan are based on appearance.
If Senior Lin Xuan is admitted into the harem, won't his status rise suddenly?
Lu Ya knew in his heart that Senior Lin Xuan was too strong.
In the future, I will inevitably have to recruit some younger brothers.
Therefore, Lu Ya wanted to ensure his position in Meishan Courtyard.
Apart from Lin Xuan and Dabai, his brother Ji is Mei Shan’s leader.
The previous Lu Ya did not have this kind of heart, because for Lu Ya, as the Golden Crow Crown Prince, he naturally had his own pride.
But things are different now.
After the battle between Lu Ya and Tianting, Lu Ya had completely surrendered to Lin Xuan's hands.
Lu Ya has long regarded Lin Xuan as the master of his life.
Now that everyone has returned home, the plan to win the master's favor must be put into action.
Thinking of this, Lu Ya decided to kill the bird and respect the monkey, and slapped him again.
Di Jun was slapped directly by Lu Ya, and blood overflowed from his mouth.
Mom!
So sad!
In this world, is there anyone more miserable than Di Jun?
He gave birth to ten sons, and nine of them died in the Lich War, nine of whom were shot dead by the great witch Dayi.
There is only one left, God has finally opened his eyes and he has a future.
As a result, this youngest son didn’t even know me, so he beat me up without saying a word!
It’s really the opposite!
The more Di Jun thought about it, the angrier he became, but he couldn't speak. He also lost his previous magical powers and couldn't fight back.
What's even more terrifying is that Lin Xuan tied a piece of rag to the Eight Immortals table and couldn't even escape.
For a moment, Di Jun felt so angry that he couldn't turn around and passed out.
"Why is this little bird so careless about photographing?"
When Lu Ya saw Di Jun passed out, he couldn't help but froze, and then murmured.
"Brother Chicken is mighty!"
Yuan Hong didn't know why, but it was always right to flatter him anyway.
Lu Ya nodded and said:
"Calm down! This canary is so beautiful. We can't let this foreign bird take away the master's favor! Follow Brother Chicken, be good and take you to eat delicious food and drink spicy food in the future."
Ever since Lu Ya followed Lin Xuan, he didn't know where the demeanor of Zhenjun Lu Ya had been thrown away.
At this moment, Lu Ya looked like a gangster, all he needed was a big gold chain, a big gold watch, and three small barbecue meals a day.
Meishan Simei was completely stunned!
However, Queen Mother Xi came to her senses and felt a little unbearable. She wanted to tell Lu Ya the true identity of the canary.
At this moment, an ecstatic voice came -
"I'm back!"
The Seven Incense Cart fell from the sky and landed in the Meishan courtyard.
Yes, it was Lin Xuan and Dabai.
After going through untold hardships and nine deaths, he finally escaped from danger and returned to the Meishan courtyard.
This warm home!
Lin Xuan felt a little excited.
In the eyes of others, Lin Xuan was just going for a ride.
However, in Lin Xuan's opinion, he had experienced nine deaths before escaping from the hands of the two great gods Styx and Houtu.
As soon as Lin Xuan got off the Qixiang car, he quickly walked up to Meishan Simei, opened his arms, embraced all Meishan Simei into his arms, and hugged them tightly.
For a moment, Meishan Simei was also stunned.
The faces of these four beauties began to turn rosy at a speed that was visible to the naked eye.
"Uncle Lin Xuan went out for a trip, and unexpectedly, he actually became more proactive!"
Meishan Simei suddenly had an idea in her mind.
Lin Xuan saw Lu Ya and Yuan Hong, his smile gradually solidified, and he snorted coldly:
"You two still know about coming back?"
When Yuan Hong and Lu Ya saw Lin Xuan being angry, they were so frightened that they almost fainted.
Lu Ya felt like his soul was about to be torn apart!
For Lu Ya, even now that he has become a Hunyuan Saint, he still has no ability at all to take a move from Lin Xuan.
Yuan Hong was even more unbearable and lay down directly in front of Lin Xuan.
Lu Ya, on the other hand, was trembling and his whole body was lying on the ground.
Lin Xuan couldn't help but touch his nose when he saw them like this.
"I haven't gotten angry yet, but these two beasts are so obedient? Forget it, they have given me enough face."
For a time, Lin Xuan's anger was mostly gone.
After all, Lin Xuan also understood.
Spring is here, everything is coming back to life, and it's mating season again.
This monkey and the golden rooster are, to put it bluntly, animals and males. It makes sense that they should go out to meet their physiological needs.
Otherwise, in Lin Xuan's previous life, in the streets and alleys, where people were feasting and feasting, wouldn't there also be scantily clad young girls standing there?
They are hospitable, smiling, and often invite others to their homes.
Food, sex, and sex!
Thinking of this, Lin Xuan's expression gradually softened and he said:
"Forget it, don't run around anymore!"
Yuan Hong and Lu Ya breathed a sigh of relief and collapsed on the ground.
Senior Lin Xuan, getting angry is really terrible!
"I'm afraid the Three Realms have been too chaotic recently. In our Meishan Courtyard, no one, no matter monkeys, dogs or chickens, can wander out at will!"
Lin Xuan said to Meishan Simei with a serious face.
The immortals in Meishan nodded repeatedly.
"Uncle Master, what happened?"
Queen Mother Xi was extremely curious and asked Lin Xuan.
Lin Xuan nodded and explained:
"This Hou Tu, I'm afraid that reincarnation will evolve into the underworld. The underworld has great merits in humanity and is powerful in the three realms, how can it just sit idly by and ignore it?"
"That day, when I was driving Qixiang, I just wanted to go for a ride. I never thought..."
Lin Xuan spoke eloquently, telling everyone the cause and effect of what he had heard and seen during this period.
After hearing this, everyone was stunned!
On that day, Hou Tu announced the establishment of the underworld and the enfeoffment of the underworld, and they also heard it!
However, they never expected that all this was because of Lin Xuan's guidance.
Even the underworld was created because of Lin Xuan?
Senior Lin Xuan, what else in these three realms has nothing to do with you?
