Simei felt speechless in her heart.
The rules of mahjong do not sound difficult.
But if Lin Xuan can move the stars in the sky, how can they do it?
Even if it’s a saint, it’s impossible, right?
Lin Xuan saw that Simei didn't move and thought they were afraid of mahjong.
Lin Xuan couldn't help but smile, and then pulled the Queen Mother of the West.
"Come on, come on, try it a few times! I guarantee you'll be addicted!"
Lin Xuan greeted the Queen Mother of the West.
Lin Xuan unconsciously started to commit the habits of modern people in previous lives again.
How could a prehistoric woman be able to hold hands at will?
This hand-holding can be described as skin-to-skin contact, which is absolutely forbidden.
This is because the Queen Mother of the West is an immortal, different from secular women.
If it were in the secular world, just by Lin Xuan's action, the woman's seventh aunt and eighth aunt would be driven out, and then holding a kitchen knife, they would take Lin Xuan's life.
Even though the Queen Mother of the West was an immortal, she was still blushing by Lin Xuan's enthusiasm.
But, in her heart, it was like a deer hitting her head, making it difficult for Queen Mother Xi to support her.
There is some joy in my heart.
Lin Xuan didn't think so much. He was a straight man, and he was a little ignorant about matters between men and women.
I just wanted to let the four beauties learn how to play mahjong, so that the four beauties would not be bored in the Meishan courtyard in the future.
Moreover, for Lin Xuan, he also has some selfish motives.
Hehe, this mahjong is a popular form of entertainment for the public.
In the future, when I get tired of cultivating immortals, wouldn't I be able to find these mahjong friends to learn mahjong skills together?
Simei couldn't defeat Lin Xuan either, so she just started learning to play mahjong.
The four beauties just made up a table.
The four directions are southeast, northwest and northwest.
At first, Simei was a little unnatural.
But as time went by, they were surprised to find that this mahjong seemed to be very interesting!
"Two barrels!"
"bump!"
"Bang!"
"Find out the truth yourself! Haha!"
The Queen Mother of the West was originally calm and gentle, but now she was laughing so hard that her face was filled with ecstasy.
The fun brought by this mahjong is simply more enjoyable than breaking through the realm of cultivation!
And Sanxiao’s face was so wonderful!
A small turtle on the left, a big tortoise on the right...
It turns out that there are no chips in this mahjong game, and it is not interesting to play.
Therefore, Lin Xuan suddenly had the idea to paint a little turtle on his body instead.
No, soon, he discovered that Xi'er seemed to be extremely lucky. After just a few laps, Xi'er was still spotless.
But Sanxiao's body was densely covered with little turtles.
"Come again, come again!"
"Hmph! Sister Xi'er, you've gone too far!"
Bixiao wrinkled her lovely nose, expressing her refusal to admit defeat.
Lin Xuan looked at this scene and couldn't help but laugh.
It seems that a sparrow god is about to appear in Meishan Courtyard.
Unlike the peaceful Meishan courtyard, the three realms were turbulent.
Taoist Hongjun was knocked out of the cracks in the jade ultimatum by Lin Xuan's move.
After leaving a word, he never said another word.
Yuanshi Tianzun and Saint Laozi also had pale faces.
However, they had many confrontations with coach Jie, but they did not gain any advantage.
Now, so what?
The Three Saints of Jin'ao Island were smiling happily.
In the final analysis, Senior Lin Xuan is still more capable.
He did not let Yuan Shi and other saints succeed.
Today, the fortune of the Great Shang Dynasty cannot be said to have declined.
Chaoge City, Nuwa Palace.
"The solitary king has sent incense!"
Without any hesitation, Di Xin bowed three times and put in three sticks of incense.
Because he knew that the saint behind him had been blocked by the mysterious uncle behind them.
His Emperor Xin, no one will harm him again!
"Empress Nuwa, your merits are immeasurable and your hard work is great. My dear friends, please also send incense!"
Di Xin smiled slightly and said.
Saint Nuwa's contribution to the human race can be said to be huge. After the Emperor of Humanity paid incense, all civil and military officials also had to pay incense.
To show respect for the saint Nuwa.
One by one, civil and military officials came forward to drop incense.
There was no problem originally.
However, when Xibohou came forward to offer the incense, Xibohou looked at the stunning appearance of the statue of Nuwa, and couldn't help but feel crazy.
"Xi Bohou?"
Di Xin frowned, as if something was wrong.
At this moment, the matter of dropping incense in Nuwa Palace is not over yet.
The spiritual thoughts of the saints from the three realms still stay here.
Xibohou's strange behavior naturally aroused the suspicion of others.
this……
Xibohou looked confused, as if he was obsessed with the beauty of the statue of Nuwa.
Those eyes were filled with lust and lust.
It makes people feel extremely uncomfortable.
Suddenly, Xibohou rushed in front of the ritual and music priest, but the ritual and music priest had not yet reacted.
Xibohou snatched the pen from his hand.
Xibohou raised his head and wrote on the wall:
The scenery of Feng Luan Bao's tent is very special, and it is full of intricate decorations made of gold and gold.
The distant mountains are green, and the sleeves are dancing gracefully to reflect the clouds.
The pear blossoms are blooming in the rain, and the peony cage is full of smoke.
But if he is charming and able to act, he will marry Xiqi Shibohou.
"Okay, okay!"
After Xibohou finished writing, he threw down the pen in his hand.
He looked at the poem he had written with admiration on his face.
Di Xin looked at this poem. Isn't it the same as what Zhen Yuanzi said?
However, according to what Immortal Zhen Yuanzi said, I should have written this poem!
Why is it written by Xibohou now!
this……
Isn't this an obscene poem?
What a Xibohou, how dare you blaspheme the saint Nuwa!
correct! The power of the jade decree just now was resisted by the uncle, but there was a trace of the power of creation that fell on Xibohou because of the deflection.
I think those saints wanted to manipulate me into writing obscene poems, but by chance, they actually fell into the trap of Xibohou.
As a result, Xibohou was controlled by the saint's cruel thoughts, and then he did something to blaspheme the saint Nuwa!
Di Xin suddenly realized.
Thanks to Uncle Lin Xuan, otherwise, the person who blasphemed the saint Nuwa now would be Emperor Xin!
The moment Xibohou wrote the poem, these saints in the three realms were dumbfounded.
"This Xibohou... is so brave! He actually dares to blaspheme me!"
Nuwa frowned, and a trace of anger flashed in her eyes.
"I have to say that this Xibohou is quite talented!"
Leader Tongtian smiled slightly and was in a good mood.
Originally, under the calculation of Yuan Shi and others, it was Emperor Xin who blasphemed the saint Nuwa.
As a result, it has now become Xibohou.
But so what?
"How could it be Xibohou?! Damn it! Damn it!"
The faces of Yuanshi Tianzun and Saint Laozi were pale.
Xibohou, Taoist Hongjun once made calculations with the power of the jade ultimatum of good fortune.
In the future, he will be King Wen of Zhou Dynasty.
Therefore, Yuanshi Tianzun had already asked Jiang Ziya to visit Xibo Hou Jichang.
Now, because of a slight shift in the power of the creation jade certificate, Xibohou actually desecrated the saint Nuwa.
What changes will happen to your luck this week?