If I had known that this Zhuzi was obsessed with this, why would I have to put in so much effort?
They arrested him, pretended to implement the system of prefectures and counties, and forced him to be punished.
The First Emperor did not hang Ying Chengxiang, and said happily: "The Taoist classic "Zhuangzi" says: If you have three thousand women, you will rise to the Tao. The Yin-Yang classic "Zouzi" has a saying: A man can control a thousand women and become an immortal, and a woman can become an immortal. He became a god by being succumbed to thousands of men at night."
"According to the "Yellow Emperor", it is said that this skill was left behind by the Yellow Emperor, and the rumors about the ascension of the Yellow Emperor's maidens. After discussion, hundreds of schools of thought finally came up with a possibility for me - if you control 3,000 maidens every day, you should be able to keep them. Once the power breaks through the body, one can even ascend in the daytime.”
Ying Chengyu looked at the First Emperor with questions in his head, and said: "How can I conquer three thousand women every day? Can I still fly in a day? Brother, what kind of imperial method can you tell me? Just try it out."
The First Emperor's expression remained unchanged, and he continued to walk back and forth on the bookshelf without looking at Ying Chengyu, as if he was looking for a book to read seriously.
Not feeling confident enough, he said: "I'm exhausted."
Exhausted?
Three thousand girls are exhausted?
The joyful look on Ying Chengyu's face froze, and the hands holding the First Emperor's shoulders couldn't help but lose strength.
"Brother Emperor, have I offended you in any way recently?"
"Disobey my orders, rebel, resist arrest, knock me out, secretly issue imperial edicts, approve memorials..."
"Okay, even if I did all those things, do you want to kill me just because of them? Putting aside the facts, are you not at all wrong?"
First Emperor:? ? ?
His wandering eyes suddenly focused, and he turned to look at Ying Chengyu who was serious.
The aloof First Emperor had never heard such hooligans and such unreasonable words in his life.
"When will I kill you? Put aside the facts? What to talk about? How to talk about it? If you don't talk about the facts, just say that I am wrong. If you were not my brother, you would be torn apart by a car right now. How can you speak human words?"
"Okay, then let me give Brother Huang something real."
Ying Chengyu started shouting so loudly that his voice could be heard within ten meters.
"Explain to me, what is the end of the excitement? Explain, explain, what is the end of the excitement!"
The First Emperor's eyes suddenly wandered again, and he said with an embarrassed look on his face: "What's the point of explaining this?"
"I'll let you explain it to me! What! It's called fun!"
The First Emperor said angrily: "You really don't understand, you idiot? Why don't I explain it to you? If you are happy, you will be happy!"
"I just want you to explain to me! What is happiness!"
"Excitement! Are you not familiar with it?"
"Explain it to me! His mother's things are called Xingjin! His mother's things are called Xingjin!"
"You insist on me being the emperor! It's so clear as you said!"
The First Emperor missed Ge Nie.
If Gai Nie were here, he would have explained it to him long ago.
With that paralyzed face, Gai Nie dared to say anything.
"It's so exciting! It's so exciting! It's so exciting! It's so exciting for his mother!"
Zhao Gao clamped his legs at the door, his face was very ugly, and he suffered 10,000 points of critical damage.
Two beautiful maids who were passing by, with slim figures and curvy figures, covered their mouths and smiled coquettishly, whispering.
"Gee, Mr. Jun is acting like a rogue again. I don't know when he will come to my room."
"You're overthinking, you're new here. There's no such thing as exhilaration or exhilaration, even if you just taste it. None of the sisters in the family have ever been favored. Your Majesty only picks wild flowers and not domestic flowers."
"Then what am I going to do in the mansion... I'm going to climb onto your bed at night!"
"I advise you to give up on this idea. With Lu Gong standing by your side at night, no one can take over your body."
In the study room, Ying Chengyu's voice became louder and louder, and he was already roaring.
"Three thousand maids in one day would make them so happy, but they would attain enlightenment and soar. The person who said this must have a mad disease! Hysteria! Epilepsy! Let alone three thousand, ordinary people only have three maidens! Their waist and knees will be sore and weak. , it is difficult to get up, and it is difficult to walk.”
"Three thousand women, which man can do it? It is true that three thousand women can ascend to heaven. If someone can do it, he will not be able to ascend to heaven!"
Ying Chengyu didn't know that the "Yellow Emperor" technique had a way to preserve his inner strength, and he had become accustomed to it in despair for so many years.
Suddenly Ying Zheng told him that "Yellow Emperor" could break one's virginity, giving him hope, and he was so excited.
In the end, this was the result, and Ying Chengyu fell into despair again.
The most painful thing for a person is not being in hell.
Instead, people who are in hell are taken to heaven by angels to play for a day, and then kicked back to hell by God at night.
The First Emperor smiled coquettishly, obviously knowing that his remarks were a bit outrageous, and he accepted Ying Chengyu's spit without any excuse.
"If I keep looking for you, I will definitely find a way to solve it. I will bother you to go to Yongdi to pick up the Queen Mother back to Xianyang tomorrow."
"Won't I break my bet when I get to Yongdi? I won't go!"
"You idiot, you broke your promise again! You clearly promised me before!"
"You won't break your promise? Come on, come on, don't say that I bully you. It doesn't take one day, some Yin Yang school, Tao school. If you can find someone in the world who can control three thousand women without interruption, I'll start from now on. Xianyang kneels to Yongdi. Let Zhao Xianglu step on my back, and I will carry her back again!"
The First Emperor knew that he had ignored it, so he pretended not to hear, went to the bookshelf on the other side to find a book, and changed the subject.
"Thirty years from now, the paper and movable type printing here will be able to be distributed throughout the country as you wish. At that time, I will no longer approve bamboo slips."
Ying Chengyu's mind was now filled with thoughts of losing his virginity, and he had no time to think about movable type printing, paper, or the approval of the First Emperor.
He tugged at the clothes of the First Emperor.
"Go out, if you can't find a way to crack "Yellow Emperor", let's not meet each other."
"You idiot! Why do you care so much about men and women?"
"Aren't you worried about what medicine you want Xia Wuqi to prepare for you? Why are you learning Taoist Fangzhongshu?"
Ying Chengyu sneered and took out a book from the arms of the First Emperor. The title of the book was "91 Study Materials".
The First Emperor looked embarrassed again.
I obviously blocked this Shuzi's sight with my body. How did this Shuzi see my collection of books?
"Brother Huang carries my "91 Learning Materials" in his arms. He also thinks that martial arts is too weak and wants to practice "Yellow Emperor"?"
"The more you practice "Yellow Emperor", the more lustful you become. Practitioners usually soak themselves in cold water to suppress evil thoughts. In order to achieve quick results, you do the opposite, and you also supplement it with this book. I am afraid that you will go crazy, so Take it away."
Ying Chengyu did not expose the First Emperor, but nodded and pushed the First Emperor outward.
"Since my brother is so concerned about me, he will find a way for me to survive as soon as possible."
"Wait a minute, I haven't said anything yet."
"For me, finding a way to survive is the most righteous thing. I don't want to hear anything else."
"If you don't listen, don't ask me to do anything for you."
Ying Chengyu stopped and said angrily: "If you have something to say, you will have to fart."
The First Emperor knew that Ying Chengyu was in an extremely bad mood, so he didn't take it seriously and straightened his clothes.
He spread one hand in front of Ying Chengyu and glanced at the "91 Study Materials" in Ying Chengyu's hand.
Although he didn't say anything, the meaning couldn't be more obvious - give it to me.
Ying Chengyu couldn't help but said: "You didn't find a way for me to lose my life and save my merits, but you still have the nerve to take my book by force? You want money and people, and now you even want to grab the book. Why are you here to fight against the autumn wind? "
The First Emperor of the Qiu Feng didn't know what it meant, but he deduced from the context that it should be similar to "rob" or "rob".
The First Emperor did not show his surprise at hearing the new vocabulary. He weighed his hands, and his face showed a rogue look that often appeared on Ying Chengyu's face.
"I want this "91 Study Material" to help me study how to make you lose your life and gain merit. Can you give it to me?"
Help!
This "91 Learning Materials" was written by me!
It has nothing to do with "Yellow Emperor", you old pervert!
Ying Chengyu roared in his heart.
He threw "91 Study Materials" heavily into the hands of the First Emperor. The hit caused severe pain in the left palm of the First Emperor, which was more painful than hitting the concrete with a full palm.
Zhiqua~
Zhao Gao felt a fluctuation inside the door and tensed up all over to open the door and look.
"Get out!" the First Emperor shouted angrily.
"Wei!" Zhao Gao closed the door in response.
Holding the "91" study materials, the First Emperor was speechless.
This guy is really serious!
"If I hadn't been defenseless, how could you have taken advantage of me?"
Pretend, brother, keep pretending.
Your left hand is all over your body, which is called being defenseless.
"Brother Huang is right-handed, so why don't you use your right hand to receive it?"
Will I tell you that my right hand became red and swollen when I slapped concrete?
The First Emperor naturally held the book in both hands and said, "You talk a lot."
"I just noticed that a little cement and yellow sand are evenly distributed in the palm of Brother Huang's right hand. Fu Zikang will definitely tell Brother Huang that the cement is burning on his hand. There is still cement on Brother Huang's hand. Did he slap the concrete with his palm? Brother Huang, This is the disadvantage of low martial arts. If you keep hitting the concrete, you will hurt your hands."
Why is this guy's eyes so sharp?
Seeing the unhappy look on the Emperor's face, Ying Chengyu knew that he had guessed correctly.
The First Emperor felt a little better when he hit the spot.
"The Pornographic Pictures are leaving too. Does the Emperor have any other 'business'?"
Ying Chengxuan deliberately emphasized the word "business" to express his dissatisfaction with Ying Zheng, the imperial brother.
"After implementing the parallel system of prefectures and states, extending grace orders, and building Chidao, what should I do?"
In fact, the First Emperor only came to recruit Li Mu and had no other serious business.
But when Ying Chengyu said that he had already prepared cement and was waiting to build the road, the First Emperor realized that his younger brother was forward-looking and extremely forward-looking, so he asked this question.
Ying Chengyu impatiently pulled out a "Simplified Chinese and Seal Script Comparison Table" from the bookshelf and handed it to Ying Zheng.
The Emperor's left hand was still shaking behind his hands.
I looked at this "Simplified Chinese and Seal Script Comparison Table" and had no intention of taking it.
Ying Chengqiao snorted coldly and said, "I don't use any force."
The First Emperor took it with his right hand and said, "I'm afraid you'll use too much force? I'm afraid you'll be hurt. What kind of book is this?"
Ying Chengyu couldn't help laughing when he saw the redness and swelling on the right hand of the First Emperor holding the book.
He reached out and grabbed Ying Zheng's right hand, and used his internal strength to dissolve the blood congestion in Ying Zheng's right palm. Soon the Emperor's right hand returned to normal size.
The First Emperor moved, but there was no pain, itching or numbness.
Apart from being a little redder than usual, there was nothing else out of the ordinary.
Zhao Gao and Gai Nie could also do this, but the First Emperor thought it would be detrimental to the majesty of the emperor and would not let them do it.
"This is the text I saw in my dream. The emperor abolished the script of the Seven Kingdoms and wanted the world to share this script. We must unify the script first. The emperor asked the doctors to study the script here and let them discuss with each other if there are any improvements. . But there is one thing you need to remember, the details can be changed, but the general part cannot be changed."
Ying Chengyu is extremely serious.
The reason why he said this is that the writing system of Qin State was still large seal script at this time.
The characteristics of large seal script are standardization and lineization. Lines with uneven thickness become even and soft, and the glyph structure tends to be neat.
Before the seal script, characters were not so much words as pictures, which are the so-called pictographs.
For example, the pictographic character "turtle" looks like a little turtle. You can fill in one more word or one less word, as long as it looks like a little turtle.
The emergence of large seal script was an important node in the separation of text from pictures and the use of fixed lines and structures to express actual meaning.
The large seal script laid the foundation for later square characters and also retained some pictorial remnants of pictographic characters.
The simplified Chinese characters that Ying Chengxuan took out at this time can be said to be incompatible with this era. This is a modern version of square characters.
Simplified Chinese characters have completely broken away from the category of pictographic characters. They are characters created by the country with the efforts of the whole country in order to enlighten the people's wisdom.
In the simplified Chinese characters, there is almost no graphic residue, everything is just for simplicity, easy to remember and convenient service.
For example, the traditional Chinese character for "dragon" is winding and circling, like a large animal.
But the simplified Chinese character for "dragon" basically has nothing left.
There is such a big difference between traditional Chinese and simplified Chinese, not to mention the difference between Dazhuan and simplified Chinese.
Without the "Comparative Table of Simplified Chinese Characters and Seal Script" written by Ying Chengxuan, people in the Qin Dynasty would never be able to guess what the simplified characters mean. They can't tell what the simplified characters are from the glyphs and fonts.
The biggest resistance to promoting simplified Chinese characters comes from this. Literate people will be extremely disgusted with these simplified Chinese characters that have no sense of beauty and no logic in their eyes.
If simplified Chinese characters and seven Chinese characters are put together, scholars all over the world must choose one to be the unified character.
People who choose simplified Chinese characters can be said to be rare.
The characters of the Seven Kingdoms were all derived from oracle bone inscriptions.
These writings, which may seem slightly different to us in later generations, have something in common in the eyes of literate people at that time.
People who read will definitely choose the seven languages that they are familiar with and understand.
The small seal script originally promoted in history was improved on the basis of the large seal script, and it still has the beauty and logic recognized by people at the time.
Ying Chengyu cut off the script halfway and replaced Xiaozhuan with simplified characters.
In order to integrate into this era, Ying Chengyu could allow those doctors to add a little more beauty and logic to the simplified Chinese characters.
But generally speaking, Ying Chengyu would never allow it.
This is not a thought from the past life, nor is it Ying Chengyun's willfulness.
But these scholars account for less than half of the people in the world.
For those who are illiterate, learning simplified Chinese characters is obviously much faster than learning small seal script and large seal script.
The faster the writing is unified, the faster the survivors of the Six Kingdoms will identify with the Qin State, and the faster the process of ethnic integration in various places.
By using simplified characters, the Qin Dynasty could integrate people's hearts as quickly as possible, eliminate the barriers between countries, and stabilize the country.
And if you want to achieve such an effect, the price you pay is to become an enemy of the scholars in the world.
If Ying Chengyu traveled through an era where the First Emperor was not sitting on the high throne, Ying Chengyu would definitely not do anything.
Chinese dynasties.
An emperor who dares to bear thousands of infamy, dares to take drastic measures as long as he thinks it is right, carries out comprehensive reforms, and has the courage to move forward, even if he does not hesitate to make the whole world an enemy.
There was only the First Emperor.
The First Emperor's expression when he saw Ying Chengyu was exactly the same as when he asked him to implement the parallel system of prefectures and states, and issued an order of grace.
The First Emperor knew that this was another major event that could affect the world.
The First Emperor casually threw the "91 Study Materials" he had just cheated on beside the desk, and placed the "Simplified Chinese and Seal Script Comparison Table" in front of him.
He sat upright, extremely serious, and turned the first page of the book extremely seriously.
This time.
What I opened was not just the "Comparative Table of Simplified Chinese and Seal Script".
It is also a new chapter for the Chinese nation - Shu Tongwen.
(End of chapter)
