Liu Bang slapped Lu Shizhi several times, but still not relieved, he kicked him down with a flying kick, and then sat on Lu Shizhi's body.
Beating and scolding at the same time, without mercy.
Lu Shizhi was about to cry to death. He had offended the Tai Sui God. His elder brother beat him, and the King of Han also beat him. "You, your Xingyang are going to be lost. Just wait until your body is dismembered!"
After being beaten so hard, Lu Shizhi shouted at the top of his lungs.
Liu Bang paused for a moment, then suddenly raised his head and laughed, and struck harder.
"Idiot! Are you still confused? This is Nai Gong's test for you!"
Lu Shizhi was confused. What do you mean?
At this time, Chen Ping came over and asked Liu Bang to stop first, and then told the story again, intending to let him pretend to be bribed by Chu Ying and deliver some false news.
Lu Shizhi's mind swirled for a while before he finally understood, "You want me to lie to Xiang Yu? No, Xiang Yu is so fierce, I, I'm scared!"
"It's okay if you're afraid!" Liu Bang said fiercely: "Now that things have come to a point, even a dog has to be used to fill his stomach. If you are useless, Naigong will chop off your head and kill the chicken to scare the monkey!"
Lu Shizhi was startled, and shook his head desperately, "Then just kill me! Anyway, I can't lie, and I don't know how to deceive Xiang Yu. You, you have found the wrong person."
Liu Bang was so angry that this guy was obviously stupid and cowardly, but why did he become so evil at this time?
"Lu Shizhi, don't think that I dare not! If you are asked to send Xiang Yu a message, just send it. Don't ask me anything!"
Lu Shizhi's eyes rolled around, and all his few thoughts were used, "If you want to send a message to Xiang Yu, you must first get to know his people and deal with them."
Liu Bang nodded, "Yes, that's what happened."
"That's not okay! If they find out that I lied to them, they will definitely find a way to kill me. I can't take risks!" Lu Shizhi said, squeezing his neck.
Liu Bang rolled his eyes in anger, "I'm not asking you to go to Chu Camp, let alone someone to protect you!"
Lu Shizhi shook his head resolutely, "That's not okay. A gentleman doesn't build dangerous walls. What's more, what you are saying now may not be true. If you get on the pirate ship, you won't be able to get off."
"You are already on my thief's ship!" Liu Bang roared angrily!
Lu Shizhi blinked his eyes and suddenly cried, "I'm sorry, sister, I deserve to die! I'm not alive anymore!" As he said this, he threw himself against the wall and banged his head against it, making a thumping sound.
Liu Bang's anger rushed to his forehead. He pressed his hand on the hilt of the sword, as if he was about to pull it out and chop Lu Shizhi in the next second.
But he didn't draw his sword after all. Lu Shizhi also glanced at him with the corner of his eyes, feeling proud in his heart.
No matter when the time comes, it will be hard for my brother-in-law to fall out with his uncle.
If you, Liu Laosan, see me, you can't kill me.
If you give me a beating, it's a clean slate.
You still want me to help you deceive Xiang Yu, but I won't bear the burden of taking that risk.
If you have the ability, ask my sister to tell me!
This one is even acting rogue.
Liu Bang gritted his teeth. If he had known this, he would have ignored him and killed him directly. What happens next will be whatever he wants!
Such a bastard is so abominable.
Just when Liu Bang had no choice, Chen Ping suddenly came to his ear and whispered a few words. Liu Bang immediately turned his head and looked at Chen Ping with an expression of "As expected of you."
Chen Ping remained calm and stepped aside, looking on with a smile.
Liu Bang coughed and the smile returned to his face.
"If you don't want to, forget it. I won't force you."
Lu Shizhi was shocked, he didn't believe Liu Bang was so easy to talk to.
"Really, I don't care about you. It doesn't matter if you are greedy for money. It doesn't matter if the queen is captured by you. Also, you said that the flowers were planted in the muddy pond, and you said that I was idle and not doing my job properly. You also said..."
Liu Bang glanced at Chen Ping.
Chen Ping immediately bowed and said: "They also said that the king is a shameless person. Marrying the king would be worse than marrying a pig."
Liu Bang said with a smile: "That's right, I laughed at all these bastard words you said... Who asked me to marry a daughter of the Lu family? I owe you, isn't that okay!"
Lu Shizhi blinked his eyes and showed an expected smile.
As long as we are the Lu family, you, Liu Laosan, can't do anything to me!
"But... what I owe you, that Zhuzi doesn't owe you!"
Lu Shizhi's smile suddenly froze, "Which one?"
Liu Bang waved to Chen Ping again.
Chen Ping immediately said: "Uncle Lu Guo, you said that the prince's young child is full of evil intentions, and you want to cut him into pieces. If you cook the prince, you will pour it into the ditch and even the dogs will not eat it!"
"Ah!" Lu Shizhi's expression suddenly changed, "I, I never said that!"
Chen Ping calmly took out a piece of paper from his arms, which clearly recorded what Lu Shizhi had said.
"Uncle Lu Guo, there are some things that cannot be denied. I will send them to Luoyang later and ask the prince to make a decision."
Liu Bang said with a smile: "Yes, I am busy with things, so I have to focus on military affairs. Leave such small things to the prince."
As he said this, Liu Bang stood up and planned to leave.
Lu Shizhi's face suddenly changed, and the look of pride was no longer there, only deep fear remained, and his legs began to tremble unconsciously.
The reason why I am where I am today is all because of Liu Ying!
That kid was smiling and wouldn't hit or scold him, but his methods were thousands of times more cruel than beatings and scoldings!
How can anyone openly promote evil deeds by apologizing?
In just a few days, the word Lu Shizhi became notorious in Luoyang and became synonymous with corruption, perverting the law, bullying others, and self-inflicted suffering.
Who knows what other methods Liu Ying has, offending him is definitely more terrifying than death!
"Your Majesty!"
Lu Shi wailed and knelt down.
Liu Bang's legs stopped when he walked to the door, and he couldn't help but smile on his face...Liu Ying was so stubborn that she even felt a headache, and others couldn't resist it.
Just a small test of his skills made Lu Shizhi kneel down. It seems that he should make good use of it in the future.
Thinking of this, Liu Bang actually laughed and said: "Needless to say, just give him to the prince!"
Lu Shizhi was like a product that he was not satisfied with after trying it out, but it was returned unconditionally and sent back to Luoyang.
Now it was fun. As soon as he arrived at the prince's camp, Lu Ze came over with a knife after hearing the news.
"Lu Shizhi, no one can save you today, I have to kill you!"
"Don't!" Lu Shizhi shouted in shock, "Brother, your Majesty has ordered me to pretend to be bribed by the Chu camp and deliver false military information to Xiang Yu!"
"You fart!" Lu Zecai didn't believe it. "I don't know what you can do? No one can save you today!"
He raised his knife to chop, but Liu Ying stopped him.
"There is really a letter from my father here."
Lu Ze took it and looked at it for a few times. He was stunned. He really wasn't lying!
Liu Ying turned to look at Lu Shizhi, "The letter said you scolded me. Is this true? Tell me!"
Lu Shizhi said bitterly, "I, I was just talking casually..."
Before he could finish speaking, there were a few more slap marks on his cheeks. Lu Ze was furious, "You idiot, you don't even know who the prince is, I really have to wake you up!"
"etc!"
Liu Ying stopped Lu Ze again and said in a deep voice: "You won't just scold me, right?"
Lu Shizhi paused and said helplessly: "I, I also scolded the king."
"What did you curse?" Liu Ying asked.
"Yeah, it's nothing, just some things about the king's early years..." Lu Shizhi's voice became weaker and weaker.
Liu Ying had only heard a little bit about how ridiculous the old gangster was when he was young, but Lu Ze knew everything about it. Is this something that can be said casually?
His eyes widened with anger, and his murderous intention suddenly arose.
Liu Ying, on the other hand, smiled broadly and was very interested.
"Second uncle, please write it down. Don't worry, I won't leak it." Liu Ying patted her chest and promised, "If you write it down, the matter of scolding me will be wiped out."
Lu Shizhi was hesitant and could only agree.
There are too many bad things about Liu Bang.
He bent over the desk and worked hard for a long time, writing densely and in a thick pile.
"It's about 23 out of 10. I don't remember some things clearly, so I didn't write them down."
Liu Ying took it and took a rough look at it. The more she looked at it, the happier she became, and her eyes turned into slits with laughter.
"Okay, great!"
Liu Ying turned her head and said, "Someone, send this to the National History Museum and keep it."
thump!
Lu Shizhi immediately threw him down. I was so confused. Why did I believe what Liu Ying said?
If this thing spreads, Liu Laosan's reputation will be ruined, and he will definitely make me angry.
"Prince, Prince, if you want to kill someone, just use the knife! Why do you need to harm me like this?" Lu Shizhi wailed in despair.
Liu Ying smiled brightly, "Second uncle, it's actually not that serious. There are some secret files in the National History Museum that can not be released to the public. Do you understand?"
"Understand? What do you understand?" Lu Shizhi said stupidly.
Liu Ying smiled and said: "As long as you do your best and be a good pangolin, everything about you can be classified as top secret!"
"pangolin?"
Liu Ying nodded, "Yes, second uncle, from now on, in order to keep it secret, your codename will be Pangolin."
