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Familiar ceiling, familiar incandescent lamp.
"Name!"
"Wu Fan."
"gender!"
"male."
"age!"
"30."
"Profession!"
"Druid... no, Wuye... no, Tamoya, why are you doing this the same way as interrogating a prisoner?" I finally realized something was wrong. The place was a familiar place, but the people were not familiar people.
That's not right, the person is a familiar person, but the attitude is not a familiar attitude.
"Then what do you want?" Ta Moya might also have a headache, so she asked me.
"Then...just chat?"
"Sorry, I don't know how to do this."
"Then let's change it. Let's change it to someone who knows how to do it. You go and judge Lao Ma. I think that guy was very thief today and must have done something wrong. Maybe he is a third-class meritorious worker." I said quickly.
"What a coincidence, I went to Lao Mana first before coming here. What do you think he said?"
"How to say?"
"He said that you might be a second-class meritorious person, and he asked me to interrogate you carefully. If I didn't know you two, I would really think that you were colluding to confess... No, there is nothing to collude with. It should be said that I would mistakenly think that you are A long-lost brother."
"Nonsense! Nonsense!" I was extremely excited. I stood up straight from the chair and slapped my hands on the table repeatedly.
Why should he? Why do you say this to me? !
This is slander, the biggest slander I have ever suffered in my life!
I obviously have first-class merit.
"Tell me, who do you want to replace?" Perhaps because he was tired, Tamoya rarely compromised and even asked for my opinion.
"Just Sister Zhou, no, it's better not to. Maybe she will introduce me to a blind date again. Let's go to Brother Li. Brother Li, he is very good at chatting. I have been familiar with him for a long time. If he is not here, it will be Uncle Xie." Yes, of course, if the old horse has been released now, it will be OK to replace him."
Sister Zhou is a warm-hearted person. The only bad thing about her is that she likes to be a matchmaker. Any single person in the office who is not single will go on a blind date ten or eight times with her. If she fails, it will be even more terrifying when she becomes stunned. Even a married man like me Don't let it go. It's said that you should know it first and be prepared.
What if, right? The divorce rate is so high now.
All I can say is that I took it with good intentions.
Brother Li is a talkative person and is very talkative. The only bad thing is that he loves to smoke and is often poisoned by second-hand smoke. Uncle Xie loves to drink strong tea and loves to share with others. As long as you chat with him for a long time, you will be more energetic at night and follow the students. Like chewing a can of coffee beans.
"You are quite familiar with me."
"That's not true. I come here often, and it's just like coming home."
"Are you quite proud?"
"So-so... so-so." I was a little shy, mainly because I had nothing to do and usually wandered the streets. I don't know why, but I subconsciously wandered here, and then I was pulled in by the enthusiastic police comrades. I started with two sentences. .z.
Or "Comrade Xiao Wu, did you lose your memory again today?"
Or "Comrade Xiao Wu, your wife called the police again today."
"Go away, go away." Tamoya waved his hand impatiently, unwilling to waste any police resources on people like me.
"No, you have to tell us why you wanted to take us back, right? We didn't commit anything."
"Does gathering a crowd to disturb the people count?"
"Okay...I admit it."
Thinking about it carefully, I was a little carried away at that time, and there was a lot of movement. Thinking about it, maybe we should thank Oona. If she hadn't called the police in time, we would not have to face the cold-faced but still polite Tamoya, but Angry neighbor.
"There is another one, abuse of ability."
"No, we are playing on our own turf, does this count?"
Tamoya rubbed her temples with a headache. For her to be like this, it must be quite a headache.
"Although there are no explicit regulations yet, forget it! I should have told you that extraordinary people have caused a lot of trouble recently, so they are now under control. They have not registered and can use their abilities in the city without permission. All extraordinary people will be captured first."
"Then what."
"It depends on the situation. If you have not committed any crime, you will be registered and given a warning. If you have committed a crime, there is always one of the civil laws and criminal laws that can be adapted. Moreover, laws specifically for extraordinary people are also being promulgated at an accelerated pace... Forget it, let me tell you why. "
"It's understandable." When I heard it, it was reasonable, there was nothing wrong with it, and the arrest was good.
"Oh, I'd rather deal with monsters than extraordinary beings who have so many problems." Tamoya seemed to have been busy with this matter recently. She subconsciously muttered, but then she realized that her Losing his composure, he quickly turned around and prepared to leave.
"Okay, okay, this is not far from your home. Go back by yourself. I have something to do, so I won't send you off." After saying that, Tamoya took a few steps with tired steps, and then worried again. Tell me something later.
"Don't do it again next time. If you want to be stupid, you have to wait until the situation stabilizes outside."
"I know." I waved my hand and said goodbye to her, but I always felt that something was wrong. After thinking about it for a while, I blurted out a sentence.
"But... I'm not an extraordinary person either?!"
I don't know if it was an illusion, but Tamoya's pace seemed to speed up suddenly. By the time I finished speaking, she had disappeared out the door.
In other words, did you not hear it accidentally or did you not hear it on purpose?
Although she was full of complaints, she thought of Tamoa's tired look just now, and didn't want to worry about this matter and make her more tired.
Forget it, just think of it as just coming here for a walk, like usual.
I came out of the reception hall and waited for a while. No one else came out. I looked around in the acquaintance hall and found out that Lal and the others, as extraordinary beings, could not come out directly like me. They had to go through some complicated registration and then return. There are some profoundly educational videos to watch.
It's like... when you get twelve points deducted.
In short, he couldn't get out within an hour or two. Of course, there was one exception, and that was Lao Ma, but I heard that he seemed to have been caught working, and it was obviously a rare vacation. How pitiful.
Of course I don't want to stay here and wait for them, macho village? Just a polyethylene processing plant.
I asked the person to leave a message, patted my butt and left.
When I got home, it was a little earlier than usual when I went out on the street. The little fox was nestled on the sofa as usual, and after a lot of torture at the remote control, it stopped on a certain channel with a message from the witch.
"The monster has appeared again." She pointed at the news and said with surprise and envy.
"I haven't shown up for several days."
"Maybe it's because I haven't been there for several days, so I need to come out for some air." I responded casually.
"But I happened to appear near the witch's station, and I was blown up as soon as I showed up."
"Isn't this a good thing?"
"It's a good thing. It would be even better if it could show up at Mr. Wu's doorstep."
The little fox geared up, tasted the benefits, and knew that he was powerful and that monsters were just ordinary people, so he never forgot about it, and he had such treacherous thoughts.
You are happy, where is my family?
In order to inspire public sentiment, the higher-ups spared no effort in promoting the witch. The four monsters appeared in a very good location and did not cause any damage. They were able to handle it quickly and at the same time, they also provided a large amount of filming material.
The four edited videos last for a full fifteen minutes. You must know that the entire news is only thirty minutes long, and it is played at the beginning of the news. It should be the boss's throne.
Just tell me whether the propaganda is strong or not.
It's just that... there are some things that are hard to describe.
For example
Let's talk about clothing.
The first generation of witches seemed fine and fit the image of witches very well. The problem lies with contemporary witches.
Do you think that piece of clothing... should be mosaic?
If it is not beaten, it will not be conducive to publicity. If it is beaten, it will be a bit strange. Maybe it will be used as a casting material without secondary processing.
Even if they sent in a royal cameraman who could take pictures of the aircraft carrier as a fishing boat, they could not solve the problem in the end. In the end, the school uniform with a sense of the times and a motorcycle helmet ended up making the news as it was.
It is said that there was a proposal to only show the image of the first-generation witch, but it was finally rejected. This would indeed benefit the public, but not the witch.
I remember that when it first came on the news, my friends were all shocked. There were overwhelming discussions on the Internet, the most common of which was about the comparison of the costumes and combat power of the two generations of witches.
Especially the combat power, it is almost overwhelming. It is said that civility is not the first, military is not the second.
One side's point of view is that XX is not earthy and has a combat effectiveness of 5.
One party's view is that the more fairy-like the skirt, the more powerful the fighter.
There was quite a quarrel, but as more videos were released, the current generation of witches calmed the debate with their overall combat power being significantly higher than that of the first-generation witches.
The rest of the clothing comparison gave supporters of the first generation of Witches a warm feeling, and you can often see the following speeches in their base camp.
"Whether you are strong or not is just a matter of one version, but whether you are handsome or not is a matter of your whole life."
"There is absolutely no second stage transformation without a second stage transformation."
"If you don't sell your skin, get out!"
The quarrels and quarrels heated up the atmosphere of the stagnant water. The originally hesitant people seemed to suddenly have an additional goal and a spiritual support. They transformed into witch fans one by one, single fans, multiple fans, full fans, etc. Various, some even have the tendency to evolve into crazy fans.
How to put it best, the publicity effect is achieved, but it seems to be too good, a bit too much, not enough.
"The most vocal request on the Internet right now is for the witch's true face and identity to be revealed. There are already hundreds of millions of people who have committed suicide. I'm afraid everyone with access to the Internet has clicked on it. How about it? It's a lot of pressure. Maybe they will be exposed at some point. Yeah."
The little fox rested his chin on his head with a smile on his lips, but these words were right to Vilas.
"Eh...Eh? Then...what should I do? It would be terrible if my identity is exposed. Can I call the police?" The little dog suddenly panicked and subconsciously took out his mobile phone and pressed and held the button to call the police.
"Calm down, that couch fox is scaring you. How can he reveal his true appearance and identity, right Lena?" I took Vilas's phone and hung up. Your husband just came out of the police station, so don't bother anymore. .
Lena was still looking at her recruitment list for the instant noodle factory. There were already many red circles on it, and it looked like it was coming to an end.
Hearing this, she raised her head slightly, pursed her lips, and nodded lightly.
"They are all our people. As long as we don't agree, even if the whole world is screaming, we will not announce it."
Vilas breathed a sigh of relief. She could save the world, but she didn't want to be the hero that attracted everyone's attention.
Wouldn’t it be nice to have a peaceful and peaceful life where you can take care of adults every day?
"You love to show off, why don't you show up under your name? Anyway, you are not bad at all." After appeasing the little dog, I frowned at the little fox and said angrily.
"Me? I can't do it."
"Why can't it work?"
The little fox did not speak, but stood up from the sofa, standing up straight, fully displaying her exquisite and plump alluring figure. The fox's tail lightly swept in front of her eyes, as if to say, Hey, look. Bar.
I grinned and rolled my eyes, speechless.
With this natural wind of pure desire and charming charm that penetrates her bones, even if her whole head is removed, even if only one pair of legs, a pair of buttocks, a small waist, and a fox tail are left, it will still be vivid. Incomparably, there is really no way to impersonate any witch.
Seeing me speechless, the little fox seemed to have won a big victory. He was so happy that he won
I got carried away and even tried to order me to cook, not to stew the soup, to make the barbecue, and to add too much salt.
She didn't even look at who the head of the family was!
Yes, that's right, it's Vilas.
Just like this, another peaceful few days passed, and the monsters did not appear again. The chaos caused by the extraordinary people seemed to be getting better little by little because of Tamoya and the others' effective methods.
The rhythm of gradually entering HAPPYEND is like telling you that the good days are still to come.
However, I had been silent for a while, wondering if I was brewing some stupid conspiracy or evil thoughts, but at this moment I suddenly received a wake-up call, telling you that the good days are over.
ARE~YOU~OK?
Wow Lewa, it’s so cute, it’s going to be E!
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