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Lao Ma has a very similar personality, and he quickly integrated into the macho village. Just like when we met in an Internet cafe, we immediately became brothers.
When Gao Te saw this, Lao Huai was delighted, with tears twinkling in the corners of his eyes.
"I knew that Lao Ma was destined to be with us."
"Boss Gott, your appearance is too exaggerated. People will mistakenly think that I didn't have any friends before." Lao Ma couldn't stand such sensationalism, so he immediately joked.
"Since you came in, you have been executing dangerous people and have almost no time for yourself. Brother, I see it in my eyes, anxious in my heart, thinking that no matter what, I should find you a spiritual refuge. Now I finally live up to it. It’s a mission.”
"Boss Gott." The corners of Lao Ma's eyes gradually became moist, and Big Brother was interested.
"But." At this time, the big-mouthed Doug touched his big bald head and suddenly interjected.
"Let's just say that Lao Ma and we are very close to each other. It's not an exaggeration to say that we are half-brothers. But, Brother Gott, the place of soul... shouldn't be to find a wife for Lao Ma. Having a child and starting a family is what most people think of it.”
Ah this...
Everyone was silent. Although Doug's words ruined the atmosphere and were suspected of alienating the brotherhood, I have to say...it made sense.
"Ahem, Brother Doug, it's not like I haven't thought about this." Seeing everyone's looks getting weird, Gott quickly explained.
"I tried, I tried hard, but it didn't work."
"No way, there is no such thing, okay?" Lao Ma suddenly felt aggrieved and complained. Just now, the brotherly love was so deep, and in the blink of an eye, the brothers turned against each other. This is what a man is.
"Why are there none? Didn't I work very hard to find some female partners for you?"
"Ah? Are you talking about those people?" Lao Ma couldn't turn his head around. He was stunned for a while, and his face fell: "Boss Gott, why didn't you tell me earlier? I thought I had offended my superiors and deliberately gave him I’ll arrange some newbies to increase the difficulty.”
"I'm protecting you, who will make things difficult for you? I can't make it clear to you, right? Wouldn't that be self-serving? It will make things difficult for Lina. It's your own fault for being too straight-minded!"
"Hey, you can't blame me. The partners you arranged can't keep up with the rhythm. It's better to go solo. It's even more inappropriate to be a wife. There is no resonance."
The old man gave up and felt relieved. The forceful melon is not sweet, so how can he find a wife to make do with it? There must be some soul resonance if you don't say it at all.
No, who has the guts to resonate with you, a little master of seeking death? !
If you have to count one, you and Fini should hold hands.
"Hey, isn't there one I can get along well with?" Gott asked strangely.
"Oh, you mean Boss Tamoya."
"Ah, yes, that's right, that beauty is comparable to my Lina, doesn't it feel like you're getting an electric shock?"
"Don't talk nonsense, Boss Tamoya and I are good brothers!"
Lao Ma slammed the table angrily, feeling that the innocent brotherhood was contaminated by Gott's filthy thoughts.
Then, as if he was frightened, he looked around for a moment before lowering his voice.
"Boss Gott, don't be joking. It's really not an electric shock. It's better to say it's a thunder shock."
"Ah? Really? I think Tamoya is a good girl, which makes sense."
"It's because it's so reasonable!" Lao Ma didn't know what he was thinking about, and his face burst into tears, his face full of sadness.
"Why are you crying? What's going on?"
"No...it's nothing, it's just me...I always like to joke, so I'm often beaten by boss Tamoya...by the boss."
"..."
Everyone was silent because of Lao Ma’s death-seeking nature.
Ge, no one would think that he was beaten unjustly and he deserved to be punished.
"Aren't you used to being beaten? You like to seek death so much." Gott asked again.
"Yeah, I'm used to it." Lao Ma's eyes were blank. If he lit up a cigarette at this time, he would feel full of vicissitudes of life.
"But you don't know, Boss Tamoya beat me and kept asking me how to become more feminine."
"Then what do you say?"
"Of course I can't help but continue to seek death!" Lao Ma covered his face and shouted in pain, "Ah-", which made people completely understand the entire vicious cycle.
It was as if Chun Yuan was still alive.
"But it doesn't matter." He suddenly looked away again, gave us a thumbs up, and smiled heartily.
"We ended up becoming good brothers."
"Brothers?"
"Yes, good brother!"
"You put it like that, next time I see Tamoya, I must ask her. I heard that you and Lao Ma are good brothers?"
With the cheerful smile just now, Lao Ma slipped from the chair without hesitation and collapsed, kneeling down on me with a snap.
"Please spare your brother, and don't ask such questions about death!"
"Aren't you good brothers?"
"They are really good brothers!"
"Then why can't you ask?"
"Because every time I tell Boss Tamoya that we are good brothers, I get beaten."
"Have you ever thought about the reason?"
"I've thought about it, but I can't figure it out! Could it be that we have been born and died more than ten times and can't even be called good brothers?!"
"..."
Because Tamoya’s cat is a girl!
And she cares so much about her femininity!
Don't call me a love idiot, even humanoid apes like Gorilla's face turned dark when they heard Lao Ma cry like this.
A guy like you still wants to find a wife?
Even female orangutans look down on you!
When Doug Goff looked at Lao Ma, his eyes became more kind and approachable.
The singles lineup has finally been strengthened, yay.
"Ahem." It was Big Brother Gott who spoke again: "Anyway, as a newcomer to join the organization, Lao Ma must hold a sacred initiation ceremony for him."
"Ritual?" Everyone was curious.
"Yes, ritual." Gott stood up, a bunch of keys spinning around on his fingers.
After a while...
In an Internet cafe.
"Lao Ma, choose a career."
"Boss Gott, what is your profession?" Lao Ma took a look.
"I am a paladin."
"Then I'll choose the Paladin."
"Wait a minute, aren't there too many paladin classes?"
"More is better, strong is beautiful."
"In that case, let's just call the Holy Knight Alliance."
"No, this is simply a bit too much." I protested loudly, and the barbarian brothers agreed.
"If you want to call it, then you have to call it the Barbarian Brotherhood."
"The minority obeys the majority."
"No, no, no, the minority is a vulnerable group and should be taken more seriously, so it should be called the Druid Fishing Association." As a single person, I feel confident.
"Isn't it called the Strong Man Village?" Carlos asked calmly, ending the game.
All in all, I chose the Paladin.
"Take you flying, Gogogo!!!"
"Oona, bring me a drink."
"I also want."
Everyone raised their hands to greet him.
"Go away, go get it yourself if you want to drink it!" Oona looked angry.
"Speaking of which, why did you come here?"
Only then did we realize, why did Oona come with us?
The bar is closed?
"Hey, anyway
It's not busy, and there aren't many guests. Listening to cross talk is more important. "
"In other words, guests are gradually coming, so things are getting better?"
"That's right."
Everyone congratulated one after another. No matter what, the Green Forest Bar could not be sustained by just us as a strong man. Now that the business has improved, it means that there is no need to close down and find a new gathering place.
Although I think the Taoyuan food stall is actually pretty good.
No matter how good the beer is, can it be as good as a bowl of pork belly chicken? No matter how sweet the drink is, can it be as good as a pot of shrimp and crab porridge?
Bi Si...ah, this is incomparable.
So it has to be the Green Forest Bar.
"Not only the Green Forest Bar, but the general environment is gradually getting better." Gaut said with emotion. As the relevant department, he has a lot of say.
"That's right, there are more and more people walking in the streets, and they are no longer here to do spiritual exercises."
"We have also started work here one after another, and we have also received some new small orders."
Everyone spoke to each other and described the changes in their eyes. The general summary is that the social order is functioning again.
Resurrection of spiritual energy, practicing gymnastics, monsters appearing, and sudden changes in the world have made people in the world panic all day long, feeling that there is no hope in life and that the end will come at any time.
Even if the higher authorities began to exert efforts to promote the witch as a savior hero, it failed to boost everyone's confidence in the end.
Unexpectedly, the monster suddenly disappeared overnight.
Those migrant workers who were addicted to cultivation took a look at their wallets and bankbooks, and gradually woke up and realized a big problem.
Even an extraordinary person will starve to death if he has no food to eat.
What's more, it's not yet.
Poverty makes people face reality, so those who should work overtime work overtime, those who should tighten screws tighten screws, those who are bosses continue to be bosses, and officials continue to be promoted.
However, there are still changes.
An ordinary screwdriver has now become a screwdriver with a promising future who may become extraordinary.
Presumably after becoming a transcendent, his speed of tightening screws must have increased several times.
So, everyone has a bright future.
"My instant noodle factory is about to resume work." I quickly picked up the three bottles of light life potion that the Blood Crow dropped, and I secretly rejoiced. It was like listening to the tiles in a mahjong game.
"We have received a lot of lawsuits recently." The senior brother casually chopped up a skeleton that had not had time to follow Blood Crow, exploded a piece of golden leather armor, picked it up and gave it to Lao Ma, and also chatted about some work contents.
"Almost all divorce proceedings."
"What's the explanation?" Everyone was curious.
"Nine-nine percent of the time, one of them becomes a transcendent."
"Human, that's how realistic it is."
"Hey, my wife will definitely not be like this." Gott said proudly.
"What a coincidence, my wife definitely won't do it either." Lal was beaming and added: "The same goes for my daughter."
"We have sworn an oath that we will never leave each other for the rest of our lives." The senior brother's eyebrows were firm.
Doug and Gefu commanded Lao Ma to fight in a bloody battle with Bi XuBoXu.
The pressure came to me, and I could feel that although everyone was playing the game, their ears were pricked up.
"My word..." He hesitated for a moment, is this considered miserable? It probably doesn’t count, so what does it count? No matter, just play cards.
"My wife, sister-in-law, childhood sweetheart, and four daughters will definitely not abandon me."
grass!
After six new mice, the game continued.
"Do you still plan to continue operating this shabby Internet cafe?" Oona suddenly asked, sitting in the network management position as usual.
"I have the intention, but I don't have the experience."
"In short, we need to fiddle with a network management system first." Lal, who has experience as a boss, was the first to fall into deep thought.
"Then hire a network administrator." Although I don't have high-quality talent channels,
I have a childhood sweetheart, and most likely it will cost no money. You can work part-time as a security guard, and you can work with a certificate. One is worth ten.
What? What evidence are you talking about? Of course it is a network management certificate, otherwise? Could it still be a gun permit? Or a second-class merit certificate?
Far north, you really love to joke.
"All kinds of certificates, rules and regulations, and fire protection measures must also be ensured." As a lawyer, the senior brother is well versed in all the ins and outs. If he had known him earlier, the bar would not have been closed down in the first place.
Gott showed clear and stupid eyes and scratched his head: "I know the police station chief here. Is this a good thing or a bad thing?"
Absolutely bad, we were banned by her!
"Okay, everything is ready. All that is needed is a network management system. Why not open it? Even if you are not short of money, you can just have fun."
"Isn't there still a need for a system?"
"I can get it for you, just in time."
From what she said, did she plan to rub one on our hands? Top students are different and have unprecedented confidence, which makes us stand in awe.
"How about you also serve as the network administrator?" Lal was a little pushy.
Oona was noncommittal: "How many do you plan to drive?"
"I would like to ask you about your income at the Green Forest Bar."
"The bar is opened by me, Fenibis, and three of us as a partnership. The shares are equal. The net profit per month is between 400,000 and 600,000. Can you do the math yourself?"
"Excuse me." Lal manipulated the paladin to drink a bottle of life potion with a slightly bitter taste.
My monthly pocket money is not that much!
"Amazing."
I showed an unclear look and applauded.
Now the question is, how much do I earn per month? My good secretary didn't seem to tell me anything, and just gave me an ordinary-looking bank card.
"It's nothing, all I earned is hard-earned money." Oona snorted, trying to be modest, but failed.
"It seems that opening a bar is quite profitable."
"Then it depends on who opened it."
"You will make a lot of money if you open it."
"Don't even look at who we are."
"Seeing you making so much money makes me feel at ease."
"What's the peace of mind about?"
"Rent increases with peace of mind."
"???"
Oona's beautiful eyes widened and she almost turned into the Green Knight.
Damn it, I went out without thinking and showed off my business in front of the landlord.
"well."
When the Internet cafe fell into a brief silence, suddenly, Gao Te let out a lonely sigh.
"Obviously the monsters have disappeared, why hasn't Lina come back?"
Everyone looked at him with wide eyes.
Hey, hey, see through but don't tell, brother Gaote, you expose yourself like this, it doesn't look like other brothers are hiding it, isn't it interesting?
Gott also woke up and let out an exaggerated laugh.
"What I mean is, why hasn't Karina come back? You also know what she does. This time she went out for exchange and study, it was related to monsters. In short, I understand everything I know. It's not convenient for me to say what I don't understand. After all, this is considered a state secret."
Okay...well, it can be said barely, after all, Sister Lina's profession is unusual.
"I miss my wife and daughter too." Lal sighed in frustration, right? Are you coming too?
Carlos and I looked at each other and sighed in our hearts.
Who wouldn't want to? However, there is nothing we can do about it.
Some things have to be done and dedicated.
As heroes, men can only reluctantly choose to support silently.
Is this... how Vilas and the others feel on a daily basis? It's quite novel, but not interesting at all.
Lao Ma couldn't bear to see such an atmosphere. Seeing that Andariel was getting angry with the help of his good brother, he suddenly thought: "How about we do something more exciting?"
"More exciting?"
Everyone looked at each other.
"Yes, it's more exciting. Are there any here?"
"Of course." We said in unison, winking at each other and showing ambiguous smiles that all men know.
Oona, on the other hand, looked disgusted when she saw the organic fertilizer and quickly stepped back ten meters.
After a while...
"Come on!"
"Tornado Charge Tornado!"
"Beidou sentient beings to destroy the face!"
"Red Date Carrot Punch!"
"Ka! Baa! Ha! Baa! Ha!"
On the second floor, seven grown men drove seven bumper cars and ran rampant on the field.
Outside the arena, Oona showed a deathly gray look.
How stupid I am, I was worrying about the business of the Internet cafe for them just now.
This is not about opening an Internet cafe, but it is clearly about building a happy house for children!
Seven older stupid children!
Destroy this world.
"Huh, actually there is something very important that I have forgotten to tell you. Now it's time to announce it." Lal, who was galloping, raised his forehead in angrily, and a layer of blood emerged from his body. A faint blue light enveloped the bumper cars together, and in an instant, the bumper cars began to run rampant at three times the speed limit.
"I am already a transcendent!"
"Wahahahahahaha, what a coincidence, I was just about to say this!" Gott stood up from the bumper car and put his foot on the steering wheel to control it, like a pirate captain standing on the bow of the ship, riding the wind and waves. The body also radiates light.
Bumper cars, genetically unlocked!
"I see, you don't understand the advantages of science and magic at all." The barbarian brothers, who had a weight advantage and a very high winning rate every time, showed a ferocious expression and activated their scientific magic.
Bumper cars, give me more points!
"It's a coincidence that I've gained a little bit of free time these days. Please give me some advice." Lao Ma put on a fairy-like attitude, but his smile was so wretched that he was definitely a member of the evil way.
Bumper cars, build my foundation!
"I have a woman in my heart. I am the God of nature when driving. Sarah has given me blessings. Lisa is always with me. Let me show you the power of the family!" When Lal saw it, not to be outdone, he also wanted to add a bUFF to himself. He fucked With a rough, hoarse, passionate and majestic tenor, he sang about the Tuanzi family.
Bumper cars, cry to me!
"Childish." Carlos said with a hint of contempt in the corner of his mouth. As he said this, the car began to charge at a strange acceleration, even leaving afterimages on the spot.
Bumper cars, swastika!
Bullying me is not a super thing, is it?
Seeing them cheating and cheating one by one, I sneered.
Mr. Wu, with eight-pack abs and nine fighting abilities, is no weaker than anyone else!
I jumped off the bumper car, took a deep breath, picked up the bumper car with my backhand, swung my legs, and rushed towards the center of the battlefield.
Bloodthirsty! violent! accelerate! The power of a bull! Steel body! Fearless fighting spirit!
And then there’s…
Reckless charge!
Kill ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! ! ! !
For a moment, the scene was like a large construction site, filled with chaotic sounds that could only be created by dozens of excavators, pile drivers, and mixers.
Oona, who saw this scene, silently took out her mobile phone with dark and ruthless cold eyes.
Hey, Yaoyaoling?
right.
There are many people.
Crazy enough.
ASAP.
A few minutes later, a police car, followed by a detention car, stopped at the entrance of the Internet cafe. A slender and straight figure jumped out of the car, straightened the solemn police cap on his head, and looked up at the Internet cafe sign. He sighed heavily in despair, and then took away several burly men with dirty faces, torn clothes, bruised noses and swollen faces, and suspicious appearances.
Then, the siren blared and roared away.
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