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"Brothers and sisters, this is a moment worthy of writing history."
Big Brother Gott, whose age is unknown but claims to be Big Brother, uses his Commander Ikari posture that can cosplay to the soul, his eyes are looking around, and his tone is deep and powerful.
"Brother Gott, how can there be any sisters here? Aren't we famous for being a strong men's village?" Gefu, who looked simple and honest on the surface, asked after a brief opening statement.
"Stupid." Lal, who was furious, slapped Gefu hard on his bald head: "What macho man doesn't like women's clothing? We are both brothers and sisters! This is a world of great unity."
"Oh~~~~"
Everyone was stunned and showed thoughtful expressions.
"Alas!"
Oona happened to pass by, as if she had stepped on a piece of dog poop, with a disgusted expression on her face, and threw glasses, bottles, and juice at her from ten meters away.
As expected of a professional maid, all the utensils were placed firmly on the floor, and not even a drop of my juice was spilled.
Of course, that's not the point.
Seeing our thoughtful expressions, Lal was worried that his stunt would open the door to a new world for his brothers. He swallowed uneasily and looked at everyone.
"Doug Goff, you two should stop dressing up as women."
These two muscular barbarians, not to mention irritating to the eyes, are irritating to the brain just by imagining them.
"And Brother Wu, you also...just forget it."
The person looks too ordinary, and has dead muscles that were exercised by barbells. He has no level 10 beauty and a pornographic picture. Although he is not as eye-catching as the barbarian brothers, there is no expectation at all.
It’s just me and... Ahem, stop it, why are you getting more and more wrong the more you think about it?
As Sarah's father, Lar is naturally a top member of the Appearance Association, not much worse than Carlos, the master killer in the Dark Continent.
However, this is not the point. The theme of this gathering has been seriously distorted and must be corrected.
"This is indeed a rare gathering. I thought..."
He coughed a few times and was about to continue what Gott said when Gott unexpectedly slammed the table.
"Brother Doug said it very well. Indeed, how can our strong men's village be without sisters?"
No, you are calling the macho village! Where did the sisters come from.
I'm a little confused. Are these people mentally abnormal?
No, it’s only now that I realize that these people are a little bit mentally disturbed. Isn’t that why I’m a little bit mentally disturbed?
Moreover, when did Mao Menzhai become the official name of the organization? Did the proposal be submitted? Did you vote? Has it been announced to the public?
Wasn't it used to be called a five-person group in an Internet cafe, or a five-person group of brothers and sisters?
So vivid and down-to-earth.
"A perfect organization cannot only consist of men. Now I officially announce that Oona will make up for the last shortcoming of our organization. Everyone applauds and warmly welcomes her."
Gott completely ignored Oona's look of disgust, contempt and protest and forced himself into the team.
"It's impossible to join, but there are no other guests. Besides, it's quite interesting to watch you perform cross talk and acrobatics, so I'll just reluctantly watch from the sidelines."
She moved a stool and put some distance between it and our table, indicating that this is the audience seat and please start your performance.
"Yes. Joining formally as soon as you come up will make people think that our organization is not rigorous and unfair. We have to observe it as a candidate." Gaut understood Oona's meaning without authorization and made up a formal organization in his mind. .
"Since it is an organization, it must have a main goal, a guiding ideology, and a program of action." I thought about it, tried to piece together the unclear words I learned from Akala, and then asked.
"Put the rest first
Without further ado, let’s talk about the purpose of our macho village, shall we? "
Gott had obviously planned it. Hearing this, he cast an appreciative glance at the question, then clenched his fist tightly and said with determination: "Our purpose, of course, is to become a magical girl!"
Can this meow be called a macho village? !
"Wait, wait, listen to what I have to say!" Seeing me trying to leave, Gott quickly grabbed me, indicating that he still had something to say.
"Even if you can't become a magical girl, at least you must be the man beside the magical girl who silently supports her!"
Oh~~~~
For some reason, everyone's eyes were somewhat meaningful.
I was lost in thought.
Lal was lost in thought.
Oona was lost in thought.
Carlos was lost in thought.
Doug Goff fell into a baby's sleep.
Malagby fell into the trouble of wanting to commit suicide but had no idea how to commit suicide.
Wait, is there a strange guy mixed in?
"Oh, this, I was just about to introduce to you my good brother. His name is too long so everyone calls him Lao Ma."
"No, isn't your introduction a bit late?"
"Sooner or later we have to introduce you, right?"
You also played a word game, right?
"Lao Ma and I have been brothers for many years. We have always felt that he is destined to our macho village, and I want to introduce him to join. Before I could, he had been performing undercover missions and couldn't leave. Now he is fine. With the monster making such a fuss, those previous missions have been temporarily suspended. Becoming insignificant, he finally felt at ease."
"Yeah, I finally have some free time. I thought I was going to be sent as an undercover agent to the monsters next."
Lao Ma straightened his collar and breathed a sigh of relief. At first, everyone thought he was joking, but his expression told us that it was not like he was joking.
"Boss Gott, why don't you speak?"
"..."
"Wait a minute, do you really want to send me to be an undercover agent with the monsters?" Lao Ma panicked. He could still be a human being before, but now he can't even be a human being? Do you have to wear a holster?
"Don't worry, Lao Ma, I didn't mean that from above."
"I can rest assured that."
"Mainly on the monster side, we haven't figured out whether there is a specific organization yet."
"No, wait, according to your point of view, if the monsters are really organized, do you really plan to send me as an undercover agent?" Lao Ma's eyes widened with fear.
"As an undercover agent, you are a professional, and we all trust you."
"Is this a matter of professionalism? Is this a matter of species differences?"
"Don't worry, the leather case has been customized for you."
"You are really planning!" Lao Ma let out a desperate cry, then collapsed and fell into the resurrection CD.
"As we all know, because Lao Ma is an undercover ace, his identity is confidential, so please keep it secret." Gao Te warned us.
"It seems not very rigorous to use the well-known rules here." Carlos, a lawyer, had a professional light flashing from the corner of his eyes.
"Eh? Brother Carlos, are you here too?" Gaut seemed to have just discovered the existence of Carlos, and shouted to him in surprise, "Brother, good brother, your heart is indeed still in our macho village."
"Didn't you call me to ask me out?" Carlos' face was expressionless and his heart was dead.
"That being said, we all thought you wouldn't come. You weren't the only one last time...what's your name? Did you make it ashore successfully? Didn't you go with your baby girl? I can still see that cheerful smile. Remember, I wish I could film it and punch him every day."
Lal is also an honest man. He is not only afraid of his brother's suffering, but also afraid of his brother driving a Land Rover. He thinks that when his wife and children separated, Carlos ended up living together, and the envy, jealousy and hatred in his heart are completely understandable.
So it's no surprise that he is smiling happily now.
"Lal, Carlos is not that kind of person. He must have repented at the last moment and knew that our macho village was his final destination, so he gave up the family happiness of father and daughter."
It was a good thing that Gott didn't say anything. When he opened his mouth, Lal couldn't gloat about his misfortune, but Carlos couldn't break his defense, but he did because of these words.
"The final destination of God's Cat, I'm just... just..."
It was rare to see the polite and calm Senior Brother in such a state of anger and distress that he couldn't speak. I asked out of curiosity: "Just what?"
"It's nothing, it's not a big deal." After quickly adjusting his emotions, Carlos remained expressionless again. Instead of letting his brothers guess and concoct all kinds of imaginary versions, it would be better to confess it himself.
"It's just that my daughter discovered him within a few days, and then she drove her back."
In fact, what he did was right. If you really hold it in, and don’t talk about others, I have prepared three versions of the answers here, all of which can be popular in Xiaohongshu.
"Kajiel is also worried about your safety." I patted my senior brother on the shoulder and comforted him kindly. Among the brothers, we are the only two fathers who clearly understand each other's family situation and know that our daughter is a witch.
The stronghold where the witch is stationed may be the safest, but it may also be the most dangerous. Before figuring out the monster's behavior, driving Carlos away is undoubtedly the most appropriate arrangement. I believe Aunt Lisa It was also because of this thought that Sarah and Sister Karina sternly rejected Lal and Gott who wanted to follow.
"I know, so I accepted Kajie's arrangement, came back, and sat here."
After being freed from his daughter's control, Carlos is undoubtedly the calmest and most rational one among us. He figured it out on his own without me having to do any ideological work. It's great to be back in the macho camp.
"Then, this gathering in the Macho Man Village has another meaning, which is to welcome brother Carlos back! Let's raise a glass and cheer together." Gott took on the posture of a big brother, picked up the wine glass, and prepared to drink.
"Wait a minute." Carlos stopped and said, "Before this, is there one more thing we must do?"
"whats the matter?"
"Deal with a traitor."
"Is there a traitor among us? Who is it?" Everyone was shocked. Look at me and look at you.
"The traitor has a wife at home and a daughter in her arms!"
Then, all eyes were focused on me, and I looked at Carlos who looked calm in confusion.
Green Knight!
parallel bars!
I was kind enough to comfort you, but you turned around and stabbed me in the back?
Are you still the senior brother I know?
Looking at the madness in the calm eyes of the senior brother, I finally realized that he had not gotten rid of his daughter-controlled thinking at all, and had even become terminally ill and fell into the same envy, jealousy and hatred as Lal.
Faced with the raging flames of being single among my brothers, I knew that if I didn’t sell out, I would be miserable.
By the way, that, that must be possible!
I took out my phone with a slight trembling, and made several wrong clicks in a hurry. Finally, I opened the photo album, clicked on one of the photos, and showed it to everyone.
In the photo, I am sitting on the sofa, holding little Heitan curled up in my arms like a cat. Veras is leaning towards me with a shy smile. My sister-in-law pokes half her head out from the upper right corner, and the little fox's sloppy sitting posture is revealed on the coffee table in the lower left corner. A few round toes, the background is the quiet years of Lena holding a list and thinking seriously.
"I just took it this morning." I pointed to the date of the photo, and after giving the final explanation to the brothers, I opened my hands and closed my eyes.
Come on, let the fire come more intensely!
die!
How could a single dog stand such a provocation? They swooped over one after another ferociously, causing a lot of excitement in the bar. Even Oona, the owner, didn't stop him, and even hid behind and secretly kicked him a few times.
Don't think I didn't notice it!
Brothers beat me up, it's justifiable, why do you? !
By
Your inappropriate relationship with Feeney?
Oh, that's okay, the kick was pretty good, the angle and strength were strong enough.
When it stopped, I was lying on the ground with a bruised nose and swollen face, grinning, and couldn't get up for a while. At this time, a warm and strong hand suddenly stretched out and pulled me up.
After such a terrible death, who else could be so benevolent and willing to help me? I, Wu Fan, am willing to be your adoptive father for the rest of your life.
I looked at the person who came with a grateful heart. He had a cute and cute face, but who else could it be if he wasn't an old horse?
"I don't know why." Lao Ma patted the back of my hand and pressed it heavily with a very sincere expression.
"I fell in love with you as soon as I saw you. It was like meeting a half-brother, a long-lost brother."
"Good brother, me too." I held Lao Ma's hand tightly and felt moved. I didn't expect that we would be so in tune with each other in a different world.
"Bicycle!" He pointed at me and said suddenly.
"Tires!" I responded with a smile.
"It's really you."
"Who else could it be?"
After catching up on the radio waves and channels, we put our arms around each other and laughed.
"Do not know why."
At this time, the strong man Zhai, who had completed the mission of the Avengers, glanced at me and Lao Ma from time to time, and began to whisper with a slightly uneasy expression.
"Seeing the two of them standing together, I felt inexplicably uneasy. I always felt that a disaster was imminent. Even if dozens or twenty monsters suddenly appeared around me, it wouldn't be surprising. Is it my imagination?"
As the person who knows Lao Ma best and is also the person closest to wild animals, Gaote has a wonderful and keen orangutan intuition. At this time, he was touching his neck uneasily from time to time, as if he was afraid that his head would suddenly be missing and he would die suddenly on the spot.
"What a coincidence, I feel the same way." The other brothers nodded and looked out the window suspiciously. They always felt that something was going to happen and that a big terror was coming.
But nothing happened, leaving them feeling the inexplicable anxiety and panic called intuition fraud all the time.
They don't know how hard I work in private. While I'm busy at a brother party, I mentally control my phone and keep flipping the map, moving several monsters that should have appeared near the bar or even directly above it to other places. .
One for Sarah, one for Aunt Lisa, one for Sister Karina, one for Kajiel, and one for Fini. Think of it as helping your family pay off their debts. Who asked them to beat me up?
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