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"Where's my monster? Where's the monster as big as me? Why are they all gone?"
Accompanied by the angry shouts of the little fox, it became clear that the newly formed witch supernumerary duo was facing the risk of disbanding.
Why does this happen? Finally, for the first time, I felt the urge to fight, and I made a teammate again. These two pleasant things... are summarized below.
"Ah, I'm not saying that I want to have more monsters, but I just got excited..."
The little fox secretly flirted with Lena, who had a peaceful look on her face. She was afraid that the powerful person in charge would call her best friend and send her to jail quickly, so she quickly explained.
I am a little fox-eared girl, so what bad intentions can I have? It's just that my hands are itchy and I want to fight more little monsters.
"I understand what Miss Lucia means." Lena smiled, indicating that she didn't take it to heart, and then advised: "However, you can just talk about this at home. If outsiders know, you really need to be warned by your best friend. Really?"
"Don't worry, I don't care. Who am I, Lucia? I can do things that make money, but I can't do things that make me lose money." The little fox patted his bulging chest.
Both the assassins of the original world and the businessmen of today are all well versed in the art of Gou Zhi, and there is nothing wrong with it.
"Monsters don't drop equipment and materials. You're hoping for them to appear so you can have a fight. You're wasting time and energy and getting nothing. Isn't this what you're doing to lose money?"
"It's up to you to take care of me. Money can't buy my happiness, so this is a profit." Faced with my complaints, the little fox bared his teeth and said, thinking of something, he grinned a pair of little tiger teeth and flew towards me, bowing first and then fighting.
To put it simply, find a reason first and then attack me.
"I just said that there are no monsters anymore. After thinking about it, the problem must be with your crow's mouth." The little fox found the reason and was about to use her clean and delicate fingers to tear off the corners of my poor mouth.
"Hey, hey, you're making trouble unreasonably, go ahead while you're at it, I'm busy."
I avoided the little fox's attack, and I felt a little guilty. The problem was indeed with me, and there was nothing wrong with me. I actually let this little fox hit me right and wrong.
"You are busy, what are you busy with? You are busy playing with your mobile phone, Mr. Wu, when did you become like this? You have your hands on you all day long, you have degenerated."
The little fox was heartbroken and hated him for not fighting. His little hands became more and more wanton, and he would not give up until he pulled my mouth.
"Are you qualified to criticize me? Who was it that used to sit on the sofa and play with mobile phones all day long?"
"I'm just doing business. Do you know about investing? Do you know about stock trading? Now is a good time to buy at the bottom. I'll put it bluntly. It's absolutely impossible to lose less than 3,000, otherwise the live broadcast will be like a fox."
I don’t know what form the ourotail fox is in, but I know that this little fox is insane and talking nonsense.
Your Majesty Lucia, the Qing Dynasty is dead, dead!
"Don't make trouble, I'm really busy, but it's much more important than your 3,000-point guarantee."
"Let me be healthy, let me be healthy." The little fox was fussing over and over again, insisting on taking a look at the cat, but the cat only took one look and his hair exploded.
"Okay, Mr. Wu, if you are trading stocks, that's great. We have the same goals and go to the rooftop together. If you want to secretly watch the little ***, that's not bad. At least it proves that you are still a normal man. But look at What are you doing?"
Trembling fingers pointed at me in disbelief, as if I had done something outrageous: "You are playing map software all day long, I can't understand it!"
"The realm is different, the layout is too small, that's what it is." I pushed the little fox away with my knees in disgust, and quickly clicked on a certain point on the map software to locate the mark.
Uh-huh, this lump...cough cough, this lump smells stinky, it's medium in size, soft and hard, not
It's salty but not bland, just right for twins, so just leave it here.
Hey, what kind of weird thing is this?
In order to prevent anyone from misunderstanding that I am in Gemini 80, I can only explain it a little bit.
To put it simply, it was me and my evil thoughts who started to have a tug-of-war. There's a bit of a fight between left and right.
I don’t know if you have ever played a similar little game, where there is an enemy throwing stinky things at the top, and there is a villain below holding a plate and moving left and right to catch the stinky things thrown down by this and that one, so as to avoid the stinky things. The stench falls on the ground and kills people.
Treating monsters as stink is pretty much what it means.
Now it is the evil thoughts that control the size of the stink, as well as the quantity and strength of the throw.
And what I hold in my hand is not a plate, but a globe. I not only have to catch the stinky lumps, but also move the globe according to the size and intensity of the stench, so that it falls where it should.
For example, the location just chosen was quite good. It was deserted and close to the Gemini stronghold. It would be quickly discovered and annihilated.
Originally, this would not have caused the little fox to collapse when he debuted and go bankrupt when he started his business.
After all, the number of evil thoughts is still controlled. There is no chance that they will suddenly lose their mind and use a trick from the goddess to scatter the flowers. The rain and dew will be soaked in them, and the world will be filled with fragrance.
Worried that the girls would work too hard, I had no choice but to become a non-human and quietly joined the Fengling Sect.
Without opening it too much, the difficulty limit is locked, which means that the number of stinks that can be ejected by evil thoughts per unit time is limited.
In addition, by the way, I opened a one-click screen clearing function for myself. Even if something unexpected happens and the smell is all over the sky, hey, I will turn into a human feces-sucking truck with just one click and bring peace and happiness to the world.
How do you say that?
Small opening does not count as opening.
Just doing this has made the little fox miserable. The witch supernumerary duo, who want to pick up the dung but can't, are already facing a major crisis of being forced to disband.
Of course, Xiao Heitan definitely doesn't care, it would be better to say that he is eager to do so.
By the way, the map software was customized for me by Little Ghost. She is indeed a saint of technology geeks. A novice like me can operate it fluently and it is very easy to use. It was not in vain. I walked into Little Ghost’s room late at night and begged in every possible way. , made many unspeakable promises, sisters... ah no, it was a dilemma, but in the end it was inevitably bitten on the head, and countless sacrifices were made.
I'm sorry, Vilas, my beloved little dog. In order to protect you, I have become... unclean.
Don't talk too much, the topic has gone too far.
After completing all the division of labor during this period, I took a deep breath, put down my phone, and rewarded myself with a sip of sugar-free happy water.
"Lena, look, this guy has a great face." The little fox really stared at me. As soon as I made a move, she started yelling and accusing me.
"Are you very free?" I glanced at her.
"What do you think?" The little fox glared over fiercely.
"Then... bargain hunting?" I handed her the mobile phone that was thrown on the sofa.
The little fox hesitated for a while, looking at the green 3000, and then at Lena, who was free enough to prepare for the resumption of the instant noodle factory. He struggled, struggled again, and finally bit the little tiger's teeth hard, grabbed it with his little hand, and took the phone.
"necessary."
Buy the bottom, buy the bottom hard.
I, Lucia, will never be weaker than anyone else in my life!
Seeing the little fox quickly getting into working mode, his eyes were a little crazy, as if he was summoning a spirit, and he was mumbling something like "Others are afraid, I will be greedy, others will make a small loss, I will go bankrupt, others will enter the factory, I will make a debut, everyone" They all have a bright future and other technical terms that make people scratch their heads.
My seventh sense tells me that she is going to make a lot of money this time, and maybe she can become the richest man in the world.
When the time comes, remember to thank me and the stock market.
I didn’t know if I could see her become the richest man, so I left it alone. I looked at Lena, and she was still frowning, holding a list in her hand, picking and gesticulating.
"Don't be tired." I felt sorry for my good sister: "Don't worry about the instant noodle factory.
We haven't settled down yet, and a monster might suddenly appear one day and trample the factory. Wouldn't it be in vain? "
It must be my misunderstanding. It feels like Lena, as the regional person in charge, seems to... seem to be more attentive to the instant noodle factory?
"Brother has a crow's mouth." Lena pointed at me with her pen and said.
"Don't worry, it won't take much effort. Besides, this is the brainchild of my brother and Willas, isn't it?"
"That's what I said..." I felt a little weird. How should I put it, the instant noodle factory was indeed established by Veras and I. From the making of dough to the preparation of seasonings, everything is filled with Veras's sweat. I am mainly responsible for testing. eat.
It is not an exaggeration to say that it is the fruit of one's efforts, but, but, I think the important thing is the process. As for the instant noodle factory itself, you can say it is not important, but it is important, at least more important than the rental building of the paper factory and those few shops, but You want to say that it is very important and must be defended, but it is not necessary. Otherwise, with Linya and Lena's skills, I can open up channels and enter the big market with a wave of my hand, and I will not be able to create a world of 500 powerful?
Vilas thought so too, but well, saying this seems to be a bit of a dampener on Lena's enthusiasm. What else can I do besides showing a subtle expression?
"Just pick some casually. I think these people are all right." Seeing that Lena was still struggling with the employee list, I said quickly.
Due to various inconvenient reasons, most of the employees at the instant noodle factory were recalled and a new batch had to be recruited. Lena had been worried about this all day.
She has never been worried about a monster for so long.
"That's not okay." Lena shook her head, biting the tip of her pen, her eyes cold and cautious: "We must strictly review to ensure the absolute excellence and loyalty of our employees."
No, no, no, no, I'm just running a small instant noodle factory, not the KGB, so I don't need that kind of extra excellence and loyalty!
Besides, is there such a possibility?
Is it because those [employees] in the past were too good and loyal that they were recalled in large numbers under the sudden change of environment, resulting in a shortage of manpower in the instant noodle factory?
Looking at Lena's serious posture, I hesitated to speak, and finally gave up.
No matter, as long as she is happy.
"Lena, haven't there been any monsters yet?" The little fox never forgot about his sideline business and would ask from time to time.
"I'm still idle at home. When will I have to give instructions? Maybe it's time for Miss Lucia to show off her talents." Lena did the same, gesticulating and responding without raising her head.
"What do you think happened to those monsters? They showed up desperately that day, and then completely disappeared. Could it be that they used too much force and were completely drained, and they had to recuperate for a while?"
"This is an interesting question." Lena paused the pen tip in her hand. "If you think so, you have subconsciously determined that there is a black hand like a queen bee behind these monsters."
"Isn't this normal? It's just like a game. It can't always be monsters. It has to be some big guys like elites and lords to bring excitement."
Lena didn't say anything, just glanced at the little fox.
Girlfriend warning!
The little fox quickly covered his mouth and smiled: "That's not what I meant. I'm not expecting powerful monsters to appear. I'm also a lover of peace. That's what... How can I put it? Emotions are substituted into the game unknowingly. .”
"Well, I understand how Miss Lucia feels, but every time a monster appears, it may mean that a large number of innocent lives have been trampled on, so please remember this."
"Yes..." The little fox, who knew she was in the wrong, responded feebly, even her action of buying the bottom was much slower, but in the blink of an eye, she thought of something and she became energetic again.
"Speaking of the mastermind behind the scenes, Lena, do you have any clues?"
"I don't have much of a clue." Lena shook her head: "I just guessed based on the frequency and location of monsters. I don't think my IQ is very high."
"..." Although, you are not talking about me, but hearing these words, I felt like I was hit by an arrow in my heart.
"Originally, the transition from calm to stormy that day made me sweat, thinking it was the use of a rudimentary tactic. But judging from the situation in the past few days, it seems that monsters were deliberately sent to our door, and the damage they caused even began. Less than many lawless extraordinary beings.”
Lena's pen tip stopped again, her brows furrowed, as if thinking, could this be another... tactic behind the scenes?
But I’ve only heard of the tactic of stealing someone’s home, but never the tactic of giving it away?
What does it depict?
"All in all, at present, the behavioral logic behind the scenes is a bit confusing. It is impossible to judge the specific intentions and tactical thinking. We can only wait and see what happens. By the way, does Brother Wu have any ideas?"
"Why are you asking me all of a sudden? You also know that I'm not good at this." Lena asked coldly, which made me shrink my neck and almost thought I was exposed.
After thinking about it carefully, I felt relieved that there was no reason to be exposed at all.
"When we are together among three people, we must have my mentor. Moreover, Brother Wu can always think about problems from unexpected angles. This is something neither my sister nor I can do."
"..."
Just say that you behave like a fool behind the scenes, maybe it will resonate strangely with me, that's it, brother, how can I blame you?
"Perhaps... someone behind the scenes suddenly wakes up and wants to abandon evil and do good, and change his past?"
"As expected of my brother, I never thought of this possibility." Lena suddenly clapped her hands. In terms of imagination, her brother was indeed the bigger one.
Although of no reference value.
"Hehe, right, right, although I don't think it's possible..." I laughed awkwardly a few times, and suddenly the tiger's body shook, and here it comes, here it comes again.
Mr. Lu Xun once said that people who bow their heads and work as dung collectors are probably my kind of people.
Although all the feces spilled out of my own mind, it does not prevent me from being moved by myself.
This went on for several more days.
My stupid evil thoughts seemed to suddenly realize that this was not going to work, and I was actually unwilling to throw the stink.
Originally, the purpose of throwing the stink was to wipe out all life, but this monster fell into a box and could not achieve its goal at all. This is one aspect.
On the other hand, the source of its power, that is, the person who suddenly realized that he was the real culprit behind the scenes, already knew that it was because he coveted the super artifact, which led to the continuous growth of evil thoughts.
Since then, he has completely stopped thinking about the super artifact, causing his evil thoughts to lose their supply.
Under this ebb and flow, the evil thought will only continue to weaken. Realizing this, it suddenly no longer creates stench.
Suddenly, the whole world was clear and clear, without the threat of monsters, the world was prosperous, and there was an atmosphere that it was about to welcome the perfect ending.
Only the witch and the boss above know that monsters cannot be eliminated so easily. In all likelihood, this is the calm before the storm. To put it more simply, the mastermind behind the scenes sees that the small ones are not enough and is preparing to suppress the big ones.
Even, prepare to lift the curtain and come to the stage in person.
Therefore, in the past few days, many witches have not only not relaxed, but have become more strict than before. Even the recruitment list of instant noodle factory employees, which Lena values most, has been temporarily put aside.
Under such a strange calm, the fifth session of the Green Forest Bar...or is it the last session? In short, it is probably the last brotherhood gathering, miraculously held again...
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