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"I feel relieved to see that you are okay. Okay, I have to go. Don't be so impulsive next time." Tamoya looked at the sky outside the window and prepared to leave.
"Ah? We're leaving now? Why don't you rest for a while? The monsters have been eliminated anyway." As soon as he heard that his good friend Ji was leaving, the little fox immediately threw the words "substitute outsourcing" behind and held on to the tower. Moya refused to let her go and acted coquettishly.
"At least have a sip of tea. Let's go after a sip of tea."
"No, I'll give it a try next time. I have to go back to the institute to write a report. Also, look at the mess I'm in now. Is it appropriate for me to stay as a guest?"
Tamoya turned around in a small circle to show off her battle-damaged clothes. There were wrinkles, stains, wear and tear everywhere, and there were several rips. Although she was still far away from the explosive clothes that the little fox longed for, But at least it's more like her.
"Suitable and suitable, I have the final say." The little fox refused, which made me confused. Although I absolutely welcome Tamoya to stay, is this little fox a little too carried away and treating this place as her home? ?
Tamoya glanced at me, then regained her composure and comforted Lucia: "Be good, be obedient, and I will come back to you another day when I have time."
After saying that, she took her hands away, straightened her damaged clothes, as if to show that she had rested, smiled at us energetically, and then left.
After waiting for her to leave for a moment, I pointed to the empty door and asked the little fox: "What does that look at me mean when she looks at me?"
"I'm warning you to take it easy during this period and don't do anything to get into trouble again. She will come again."
"No, what do you mean by this?"
"Isn't it a sin to imprison a beautiful girl?"
"Who imprisoned you, you can leave!"
"Look, you have admitted that I am a beautiful girl, so the next step will definitely be to imprison me."
"No, what do you usually read?" I took a breath of air, and suddenly felt that the little fox usually sat on the sofa and scrolled with a mobile phone, and the content he read was not simple.
Exploding clothes, beautiful girl, imprisoning, coming with her mouth open, look, how skilled she is!
"I can watch whatever I like."
The little fox hummed and became proud. This was really a big reversal of attributes. Now that I think about it, in the Dark Continent, those overly serious books on the bookshelves of the fox tribe’s homes are your cup of tea!
"By the way, what about dinner?"
"Willas be back soon."
"That's not necessarily true. As a witch, she must have more finishing work than Tamoa."
"you mean……"
"living comfortably without anybody's help."
Probably because he has been served too much by Willas and is a bit rebellious, the little fox has coveted the kitchen. At this moment, he is very ambitious and ready to make a move.
"you?"
"Yes, do I have any objections?"
"Chicken? Salt?"
"What is that?"
"Forget it, let me do it." I rolled up my sleeves. At least, I can also stew soup and barbecue, and I am also a certified master of grilled fish by Guo Jia.
"Hurry up then."
The little fox thought about it and felt that it was acceptable. It didn't mean that he had to do it himself. It was just that he was being mean. He had eaten too much delicacies and wanted to change to some simple pig food.
After a lot of fussing in the kitchen, it was ready and the meal was ready.
"It's a bit fast. Is the meat cooked? Can the pigs really eat it?" Seeing the generous table full of roasted meats and stews, the little fox frowned slightly, feeling that the standards for dinner had to be lowered a little before he was beaten again. A fracture.
"It's fire. I used fire from Mount Fuji!"
"Why does it have to be the fire from Mount Fuji?" The little fox wondered.
“Because if you don’t use it now, you may not need it in the future.”
"Where did you learn such a cold joke from hell?" The little fox glanced at me, sniffed left and right with the tip of his nose raised, and finally confirmed that there was too little salt, it was cooked, it was edible, and it was actually quite fragrant. !
"Is dinner ready?" The little ghost, who had not done any cutscenes for hundreds of episodes and was running low on money, threatened the director to give him a role. He opened the door that was covered with several spider webs in a daze, floated down, and yawned. Holding my head makes me want to chew it.
"Dinner is not my head, you bastard!"
"Eh? Xiaofan's head is super delicious."
I don't know if she is messing around or telling horror stories. In any case, I first pull the little saint off her body, push her to the dining table, and stuff her mouth with a piece of barbecue.
Of course, there is actually another way to avoid a bloody head, and that is to attack with a substitute.
Then, Xiao Heitan, who was suspected to be the accomplice of the little ghost, timidly came to the restaurant. After the cute pointed vampire fangs, she recently had a pair of super mini bat wings and a small soft devil tail on her back. , I was embarrassed to go out at first, but I saw that the little fox was so brave with shameless fox ears and fox tail, so I had the courage to go out.
Of course, only for the door.
Finally, there is the Red and White Princess, the mastermind behind everything. Her whereabouts are elusive, and her unique taste is unpredictable. If she doesn't come out to eat Willas's superb cooking, my junk food calorie bomb meal will come out all the time. Yes, it’s very confusing.
Perhaps the excavator happened to overheat and the fuel tank exploded. Of course, it is not ruled out that the chassis exploded.
In short, all the guys who were rarely seen when Willas was cooking came to join him. If you count carefully, you can see that there are only so many people in the house, which makes him feel a little sad.
When did my Wu family become so cold and withered?
As if hearing my thoughts, the door lock rang, and Vilas was back.
"Eh...Eh? Eh? Is dinner ready? I'm very sorry. It's all because I came back late. This still puts all the work that can be assigned to Lena to her." The little dog was frightened. Jump, followed by some frustration.
The wife is disqualified.
"You just dote on Mr. Wu too much. You should learn to let go. You see, Mr. Wu is not good at anything, but his cooking skills are so good. It's incredible." The little fox chewed until his mouth was full of oil, and he didn't forget to hurt me. .
"As long as you continue to live here, you will discover more advantages of adults."
Veras's crescent-shaped eyes are filled with a gentle smile, and her elated look is clearly saying, as long as you praise my master, then you are my good friend.
I lowered my head and ate. I glanced at the little fox and then at Willas out of the corner of my eye. Then I thought about myself, and a question popped up in my mind.
Among the three of us, who is the tauren and who is the master of suffering? Can anyone from Gongba analyze it?
"By the way, Lucia, I saw you fighting." Vilas said suddenly when she came out after washing her hands.
"I didn't expect that even you would find out, huh, I still plan to be an unsung hero." The little fox said this with a proud expression, but he wished that his heroic appearance would immediately appear on tonight's news broadcast.
"I saw it too." The little ghost raised his hand coldly.
"How can you, a homely girl who doesn't leave the house or step outside the door, see this?"
"Even if I don't go out, I can see every corner of the world."
Hiss, technical nerd, so scary.
"Alice is the technical support in our area." Vilas came to support her sister, and the little ghost became more and more proud.
"That's right, that's right. Even though I'm not going out, I'm very busy. Xiaofan, if you have nothing to do, don't disturb me."
"All right."
"You better be fine."
I don’t know if I responded too readily or something else, but the death stare from the little ghost made my whole body stiff.
No, you told me not to disturb you when I'm fine!
Why did you turn around and curse me again! ? Can I still be reasonable?
"Xiao Fan hasn't come to see me for three hundred and twenty-two hours." The little ghost stopped, looked at the food in his hands, and then looked at my head.
"This is not okay, sir. You should spend more time with Alice. She gets lonely easily." Willas made an encouraging gesture to me cutely.
So... let me ask Arch Dam Brother to clarify my doubts again.
"I...I also saw Sister Lucia." Xiao Heitan, who had been silent all this time, spoke as softly as a mosquito.
"I saw it too." When the Red and White Princess saw this, she suddenly learned to read the air, and she said the same thing against her will.
"No, have you all seen it?" The little fox, who was still a little happy at first, suddenly felt less happy.
"How come I go out to buy a pack of cigarettes and bump into nine people who saw me fighting?"
"What's weird about that? I go out to buy a pack of cigarettes and you finish nine dirty jokes and start applying what you learned."
A gnawed bone passed over the dining table and was accurately inserted into my mouth before I could close it.
In this kind of case, I only need to talk about it to know who the murderer is.
Because it's a bit salty.
"Isn't it true that everyone in the world saw my debut match?" The little fox crossed his arms and frowned, feeling that even the barbecue no longer tasted good.
It's cool to be at your peak when you debut, but it means you're already at your peak, which means you won't be happy anymore. Thinking about it this way, it's better to start from an unknown hero and upgrade step by step to continue to be happy.
That was the original plan.
I spit out the bones that I had said three times. Seeing that the little fox was unhappy, I comforted her.
"Don't worry too much. It may not be your debut, it may be your entry into the sea."
By the time I pulled my head out of the wet soil, washed it clean, and returned to the house from the yard, the topic had already moved on to the next topic.
"This time, monsters suddenly appeared in large numbers and then suddenly stopped. It's really strange."
Vilas nodded: "Lena told me the same thing. She said she did not rule out the possibility of behind-the-scenes manipulation of the appearance and disappearance of these monsters."
"Conspiracy, there must be a shocking conspiracy in this."
After hearing this conversation, the leg I had just stepped into the door quietly retracted.
He even wanted to go back to the yard and stick his head in the soil again.
"I...I also want to fight."
Xiao Heitan's timid and weak words made me rush forward desperately.
"No, Lilith, although you are quite strong now, you still lack combat experience. What if you get injured?"
"But...but..."
Little Heitan wanted to say something, but suddenly he was hugged by the little fox who suddenly appeared behind him. Little Heitan's panicked and frightened voice, and the little fox's sly expression, looked like a combination of cross talk. .
"Don't worry, don't worry. It doesn't matter if you lack combat experience. I'm here. From now on, Lilith and I will form a witch supernumerary duo to fight."
"You yourself are still a newcomer... ahem, a newcomer who has just debuted. Do you think I can safely leave Lilith to you?"
"Mr. Wu, this is your fault. Who doesn't start as a newcomer? If you don't accumulate experience, you will always be a newcomer. Besides, Lilith has grown up. She should have her own opinions and take the path she wants to take. , in today’s world, you can’t always protect her, can you?”
Seeing that although Xiao Heitan was being held, she huddled up and was about to cry, her eyes remained firm even so.
Indeed, if I am really just Mr. Wu with a combat power of nine, then there must be no reason to stop Xiao Heitan.
But I also know that this is not the path Xiao Heitan really wants to take. Unlike Gemini and the others, she doesn't like fighting, let alone being in the limelight, especially not being in the spotlight. She just wants to protect this family.
so……
I sighed and said sorry to them in my heart.
"Okay, do whatever you like."
"Hmph, Mr. Wu, you made a wise choice..."
"but."
I rolled my eyes at the smug little fox.
"I watched the celestial phenomena at night and calculated with my fingers. As a duo of witches, their house collapsed when they debuted, went bankrupt when they opened, and lost their jobs when they started working."
"Are you talking about your Internet cafe?"
The little fox asked a heart-wrenching question, looking at Mr. Wu's helpless and furious face, smiling happily.
Hey, your shabby Internet cafe was about to be turned into a children's paradise after being sent a letter by Tamoya. Fortunately, I was cautious at the time and didn't rush to join in. Otherwise, my legendary undefeated golden body in the financial world would have been destroyed. Your kid is broken.
After a few days, she couldn't laugh anymore...
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