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When I left the room, I felt like I was as big as two heads and that I was about to grow a brain.
This wave of chatting has an explosion of information, but the problem is that these little bits of knowledge are of no use in daily life. You call me an ordinary charterer, and you talk to me about the 108 ways to unclog the toilet. , let me quickly become a legendary toilet cleaner, isn’t this nonsense?
Forget it, I finally figured it out. It turns out that God is not easy either. When God appears in front of me one day, I will laugh at him and stroke his dog’s head, and comfort him: Okay, okay, this mess in the Dark Continent is not entirely to blame. You, stop crying, I'll treat you to a peach.
That's weird. If it dares to come out, I will beat it and be the first to treat it to casserole... with such a big fist.
She returned to the living room in a daze. What a coincidence, our little fox shoes, who had been out in a hurry, also happened to come back in a hurry. Her close-fitting outfit, which looked like a flower-picking thief, was stained with a little dust. Her face was expressionless. I dusted myself off and didn't change my clothes first. I just sat on the sofa indifferently, acting as if I didn't care about anyone in this world and I didn't love anyone.
Come and ask me, come and praise me, your whole body exudes such a suspicious atmosphere.
"What are you..." I hesitated, and when the little fox's deep eyes couldn't help but flash a glimmer of excitement, I suddenly shook my head: "Forget it, it's better not to ask."
"No, wait a minute, you bad guy, how can you be defeated by half of asking!"
The little fox couldn't pretend anymore, so he jumped up from the sofa, bared his teeth, and exposed two pointed little tiger teeth. He was about to pounce on me, strangle his neck, bite his arm, and fight to the death with me.
"Hey, doesn't it mean you're tired?"
"Which of your eyes can see that I'm tired, huh? I'm so good, energetic, effortless!"
"Then why did you say nothing just now and lie down on the sofa as soon as you came back?" I pondered, and then I was shocked. My eyes moved to her buttocks intentionally or unintentionally: "Isn't it because you are tired? Could it be that the fox's tail... fell off? ? Let me just say, this kind of plug-in needs to be reinforced..."
Before I finished speaking, I was greeted by a black eye, a hairy object whipping me away, and I fell onto the sofa.
Immediately afterwards, a pair of malicious eyes glanced over, and I saw the little fox approaching step by step, staring at a certain place on my body with terrifying eyes: "I see, you are the one who needs to add another tail. What kind of tail should I add?"
"No, no, no, thanks, I already have a tail." I quickly stopped. I wasn't completely lying to her. If I got serious, I would be even better than her.
Seeing that the little fox didn't listen and was still approaching, trying to add tail to me, I rolled my eyes, remembering the aloof look of my father and grandma when she came back, and I acted cleverly.
"By the way, didn't you go out to fight little monsters? Are you back so soon?"
When I asked this question, I subconsciously looked out the window, and then I realized that the thundercloud storm that suddenly appeared suddenly disappeared without knowing when. Wisps of the setting sun leaked out from the dark clouds, and the city was washed by the wind and rain. , like a new life, exuding a pleasant refreshing feeling, but a little... uh, messy.
For example...a world with a corner missing and billowing with smoke...oh, it's the Twin Towers. I can even imagine someone tearfully spending their pocket money to repair them.
The little fox moved for a moment, with complicated eyes. If you, the meow, had already asked this, wouldn't everything be fine? You just want to stimulate me, you just want to do it, you just want to tease me, right?
How come I know such a bad guy like you?
Thinking of this, the little fox sighed and lost the motivation to pretend. He turned back to the room and changed into loose home clothes. In order to pretend, the tail suffered in vain for a while. I'm sorry, my tail. From now on I have designated you as a treasure against Mr. Wu, specializing in smoking stinky men.
Back to the living room, there was no
He ignored me, slid sideways on the spot, and fell heavily on the sofa. He hugged the soft and fragrant pillow into his arms, and the whole fox and the sofa quickly and smoothly merged into one.
He turned his back to me and ignored me, causing trouble.
"No, are you responding to me? Could it be that you were beaten by a little monster... Well, our Lady Lucia is unparalleled in battle, so of course that won't happen."
Seeing the little fox turn around and reveal a faint gaze from the pillow, I quickly changed my words.
But at any rate, she finally spoke.
"Those monsters..."
"Yeah." I nodded obediently and listened attentively.
"Unexpectedly weak."
"ah?"
"Do you know what I was thinking when I went out to fight? I had thought about the worst case scenario, but this is what happened?"
As he spoke, the little fox became excited. He sat up straight on the sofa, clenched his fists and punched the pillow hard.
"That's it? That's it? I'm so damn one-punch man."
To be honest, based on my understanding of the little fox, as soon as she stuck out her butt, I knew... ahem, she was going to lose a few tail hairs. Even at this level, I couldn't tell whether she was happy and excited or not. Disappointment and boredom.
Maybe a bit of both.
It means "I can become an S-class hero just by rolling around on the sofa."
You'd better be an Imperial Engine.
"Tell me, is there such a possibility?" She sat up with a pillow in her arms, her eyes blurred, and she fell into unspeakable conjectures.
"Is it possible that I also have the blood of a witch, but I was sealed by evil people since I was a child, and now the seal is slowly being released..."
The little fox looked at his white and tender hands, as if to say, you guys, why are you so hot and strong?
Then he clenched his fist heavily and waved forward: "I, Lucia, have never been weaker than others in my life."
"..."
"You should say something." The little fox was dissatisfied with my silence - I only spoke my mind when I treated you as my own, do you dare to joke?
"Is there a possibility that the witch... does not rely on blood?"
"I know, it must be beauty. Only the girl with the most outstanding appearance will be chosen as the witch, and I am the poor girl who was accidentally missed by God." The little fox touched the charming little face. , I understand again.
"I don't deny that witches are beautiful girls, but if I really follow what you say..."
There is a mermaid who is the best in the world, and she is the first one to refuse to accept it.
"No, why are you so obsessed with the witch?"
"Hey, hey, hey, didn't Lena say it before? Only witches can cause huge damage to monsters. What kind of thermal weapons are there? Superhumans, they are all servants in front of monsters. The damage is epic, double the fractures, and it makes me go out. I was still worried when I was there, I would definitely have to break out of my clothes this time, I have sacrificed too much for this city."
The little fox wiped the corners of her eyes pitifully and clasped her chest with her fists. As long as she was given a cross now, she could tie herself to it, light the lighter with her toes, and light the firewood underneath.
"I never noticed that you felt so uneasy and scared when you went out."
"If it's seen out, Mr. Wu will definitely stop me."
"Oh, that's not possible."
"..."
"Because I believe in Lucia-sama's fighting ability."
"Ahem, that's it. Even if it's injured and broken, a mere monster can't be my opponent."
I successfully saved my own dog's life through a spiritual drift on the cliff of death.
"Hey, it's all your fault, Mr. Wu, a master of misleading questions. What you just said was, yes, damage and fractures. But when I ran out and tried it, I felt that the damage resistance of those monsters was not very high."
"Could it be that you are too strong?" I continued to send a rainbow fart to gain merit for the next attempt to commit suicide.
"I have also considered this issue,
So I specially observed some battles between armies and extraordinary beings and monsters. As a comparison, I discovered an astonishing reality. "
"What reality?"
"Those monsters do have strong damage resistance to thermal weapons and extraordinary beings, but they are not immune to my attacks."
"So you suspect that you have the blood of a witch?"
"Is not it?"
"This... is indeed a possibility." After talking with the Red and White Princess and learning the inside story, I had the correct answer to the little fox's doubts, but I couldn't tell her.
The reason is too mediocre and shameful.
"Could it be that someone took away my opportunity to be a witch?" The little fox frowned and continued to think.
You can watch less Xianxia.
Play less two-dimensional mobile games. Big girls always talk about revealing clothes. Is that something that the gentlemen in the audience can watch? You have to make a happy decision with 3 members plus a savior plus your husband.
"Ahem, is there such a possibility?" I interrupted the little fox's fantasy and gave a more realistic and social example.
"For example, are you an outsourced witch?"
"Damn you, you are the outsourcer, your whole family is outsourcer." The little fox yelled angrily. She didn't even know that when this shotgun was fired, one of the bullets would circle the world and land on her. On the body.
"At the very least, she has to be a candidate witch." Her expression was serious, indicating that she could no longer give in.
Coincidentally, there is a candidate saint on the second floor. She was a saint for 10,000 years before she became a regular saint. You must have many topics in common.
I felt sad in my heart. At this moment, the door was pushed open with a loud bang. Tamoya, whom we hadn't seen for a while, suddenly appeared in front of us. His sassy formal suit was a little damaged and looked awkward. One hand subconsciously pressed on his waist. On the holster, it seems that it has not yet switched back from the fighting state.
He strode in eagerly but calmly, and his eyes immediately fell on the little fox.
"Lucia!"
Revealing a somewhat reproachful tone, the little fox subconsciously stood up from the sofa and stood at attention.
After taking a few deep breaths, Tamoya's tone softened.
"Are you okay? Are you injured?"
"Ah? I'm fine. I'm hiding at home. I'm fine." The little fox tried to pretend to be silly and cute.
"I've seen it all, you fight monsters." Tamoya directly exposed the little fox's lie with a straight shot, paused, and said again.
"I know you are very powerful, but you are different from other extraordinary beings. You are untrained and inexperienced. If... in short, don't be so impulsive next time."
After a pause, she continued: "If you insist on showing off, at least tell me so that I can find a way for you to improve your basic combat experience."
It's rare to see Emperor Wu, who speaks concisely and straightforwardly, talk so loudly, but his concern overflows so much that the little fox has to bow his head obediently.
"I understand. I'm sorry, Tamoya, for making you worry."
"I hope you're okay." After saying that, Tamoya finally removed his hand from his waist and patted the little fox's shoulder lightly.
"Mr. Wu, I'm glad to see you are safe too." She finally remembered, turned her head and gave me a professional smile.
"I have something to do!" I pointed at the little fox. It was time to get rid of the evil.
"Comrade police, it was she who just attacked me with her tail! She hit me in the face and I fell on the sofa and was stunned for three seconds!"
"Looking at you, I want to faint for three days and three nights." The corner of the little fox's eyes raised, and the fox tail behind him was blowing hair, waving left and right, making a whirring sound.
Very good, Mr. Wu, you have a way to die.
Watching the little fox and I greet each other, Tamoya somehow felt the professional smile on her face become a little gentler.
Suddenly, her figure swayed slightly, and the little fox who was threatening me with her tiger teeth keenly noticed it and quickly supported her.
Tamoya asked her to sit down on the sofa and looked up and down with concern.
"Are you okay, Tamoa, where are you injured?"
"I'm fine. I'm not injured. I'm just a little tired. I'll be fine if I take a short rest." Master Wu Di showed a bright smile that was slightly tired.
After confirming that there were no wounds on Tamoya's body, the little fox breathed a sigh of relief and believed her words. After all, this best friend loves to show off her strength, and she is no less willing to give in than herself.
"You, even if you just want to eat this bowl of rice, there is no need to work too hard."
"I will be more careful." Tamoya didn't agree with such a fishy declaration, but had no intention of refuting her best friend. She smiled and patted the back of her hand to comfort her.
As if trying to find a suitable reason for her busy schedule, Tamoya thought for a while and decided to reveal a little secret to her best friend.
"I don't know why, but it seems that I cause more damage to monsters than others. I can only take more care of it. As long as I can save more people, the hard work is worth it."
"Eh?"
A big Brother Ni question mark appeared on the little fox's forehead.
Is this also a witch candidate? !
Damn it, please don't tell me that there are more substitutes, dispatches, and outsourcing than regular employees!
I looked at the confused expression of the little fox and snickered secretly.
Yes, that's right. In theory, all the people I know, except for the witch, are all candidates, dispatched, or outsourced depending on their relationship.
On this day, the Heavenly Fox Saint, who was aloof and had no worries about food and clothing, finally realized the reality and cruelty of society.
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