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I am still dissatisfied and unwilling.
I am an ordinary person, and no one told me this. How did I know that my every thought would have such serious consequences? Besides, it’s not that I want to be such a nagging god. It just treats me as fertilizer without permission. Now, you still want to take the blame for me!
The person who has been wronged the most should be me!
"Well, it's true that I made some small mistakes in my work."
In response to my complaints and appeals, the red and white princess scratched her big bow. In terms of her perfunctory tone, it felt like she didn't want to admit it. It was just that the mouse and keyboard were still in my hands. There was a risk of the excavator exploding at any time. , so I had to compromise and be humble.
This makes people even more angry.
"But, Father, this is society." You see, she began to defend herself: "There are not many people... ahem, it's a god. When you become a god, there are other gods who teach you step by step. It’s an experience that I gradually accumulated after exploring and exploring on my own and playing bad games for several waves.”
Ah, is there such a thing?
Gods are also divided into new and social stages?
The question is, what does this kind of thing have to do with me? I don’t want to be this god, and I don’t want to know this little knowledge about the divine society, you bastard!
"I know, I know. Father was forced to do so, not voluntarily. I feel very aggrieved." The Red and White Princess just stopped, looking like she couldn't do anything to you.
"But it's useless to discuss what has happened now, isn't it? This train has already run over innocent people, you can't still think about reversing it."
"That's definitely not possible. If you can think of reversing a train, you must be the devil!" I think that the Red and White Princess would have been a first-level war criminal even a hundred years ago.
"That's it, now you should think about how to deal with the aftermath."
"No, no, no, I don't think we can just let it go."
I thought about it again and again, but I still felt aggrieved. Why did I become the boss behind the scenes for no reason? You really want me to understand, right?
"Father, do you have any questions?"
"First of all, I think this concept is nonsense. I admit that I had evil thoughts about super artifacts and the world for a moment, but that's not it."
"Excellent new question." The red and white princess pushed up the bridge of her nose and explained: "I can only explain this question to you this way. This is the right of God, or in other words, the price of becoming a god."
"In other words, after becoming a god, you will not be able to have any greed or evil thoughts?" I was shocked. What kind of god is this? A mastermind, right?
"It's not absolute. The sign of a mature god is that he can control his negative emotions well and prevent them from spilling out and causing a world-class disaster."
"What about before maturity?"
"If you still maintain the thinking of a mortal, please try to empty your mind and have no desires or desires."
"No, it's too difficult to be a god, isn't it?!"
"According to my father's opinion, if you still think like an ant, your life will be very difficult."
"I understand the truth." I pulled my hair out fiercely, feeling a little crazy.
"Then can you tell me how ordinary gods transition to the mature stage?"
"Of course you are letting yourself go. How do you expect an immature god to be pure-hearted and self-restrained?" The red and white princess pointed her cheeks with her two index fingers and told the cruel truth with a cute tone and gesture.
"Using countless lives and countless disasters to build your own maturity?"
"Although the truth is cruel, this is how it is. God is such a willful existence." Kohaku stopped repeatedly, with an indifferent attitude of don't care or take it to heart.
"It's okay not to want such a god!"
"However, if God did not exist, there would be no birth of the world, let alone the birth of life."
Ah this...
"If you think about it carefully, it may not all be a bad thing. It is precisely because of this kind of cruelty that we can always be alert to God. The greater the power, the greater the responsibility... ah no, the greater the responsibility. You cannot act recklessly or even have arbitrary thoughts. .”
"The price of vigilance is too high!"
I can't accept it, but I have to accept it. Not only are ordinary lives like ants, life and death are only determined by God's thoughts, but even God Himself, as long as his brain is not sick and he has a little sense of responsibility, is actually not easy to live. They were trembling with fear and fear.
Why is it so difficult to live a good life? !
"Yes, life is unsatisfactory nine times out of ten, and gods are almost the same. That's probably what happened." The red and white princess seemed to be deeply moved, echoing my thoughts.
"Let me ask a little question."
"Uh-huh."
"Dark Continent...is this bird-like appearance also the fault of God?"
"..."
"Why did you stop talking all of a sudden?"
Seeing that the red and white princess was petrified, she didn't respond for a long time, and even the beloved tea cup in her hand almost lost its balance and fell. I couldn't help but wonder, could this question have touched her heart?
"No, it's nothing, don't worry about it." The red and white princess came back to her senses, straightened the teacup that was tilted in her hand, coughed a few times: "About this issue...how to put it, everyone who understands understands, and I'll tell you what I don't understand. It’s useless, the water here is too deep and you can’t control it.”
When you say that, I really understand.
According to the setting that every world has gods, the gods of the Dark Continent are either crazy, or they really clean toilets in the Space-Time Administration.
Everything is God’s fault!
I succeeded in throwing away the blame, but instead of feeling relieved, I felt my shoulders became heavier, which was really strange.
"Forget it, let's talk about the aftermath." Realizing that it's hard for mortals to deal with it, it's actually not easy for gods to do it either. The feeling of grievance in my heart was so relieved that I felt a lot relieved.
Hey, it turns out that everyone is the same, I am not an exception.
It will be comfortable if we share the difficulties.
It is known that those monsters outside now are my coveting and evil thoughts towards this world and the super artifact. So by analogy, does it mean that as long as I control my desires, or even take them back, then the world will be peaceful?
I shared this new concept with the Red and White Princess, and received a strange look from her.
"Father, you think you pulled him out... ugh!!!"
I grabbed the big mandarin orange on the table and stuffed it into her fragrant little mouth, making her cheeks turn into round mandarin orange shapes.
civilization! Lady!
After struggling to take out the mandarin orange, taking a sip of saliva, and giving me a faint look, the red and white princess began to rethink her words.
"For example...for example, my father wiped out a handful of snot gracefully. Now he wants to suck back the snot gracefully. Can he do it gracefully?"
Very nice, literally elegant.
I don’t care whether I can gracefully suck back the elegant snot. Now I want to gracefully stuff this elegant miko in front of me back into her elegant mother’s womb.
I took a deep breath, forced myself to ignore grace, and tried to answer the fateful question.
"If, if, this can save other people's lives, I can suck this handful of snot!"
"Great, great." Kohaku applauded.
"If you win a prize, you will win a prize." In our country, the word "face" means "face", which means "no six".
"But unfortunately it can't be done."
"ah?"
"Because the snot has completely stuck to father's hand."
"Whoever rolls their nose will get the snot on their hands!"
"Yes, me!"
I answered so decisively that I
Stunned, speechless.
"Okay, then I'll lick it. I'll lick my palms clean and lick the snot out of my nose." Gritting my teeth, I made a decision not to be a human being. Look, this is the consciousness of the savior!
"Wait a minute, father, you don't have to work so hard." Shocked by my determination, Hongbai panicked.
"If you want to lick it, I will lick it!"
"No, you can't lick!"
"Are you going to tell me why you can't lick?"
"In terms of settings, Father has just started using the Five Poison Palms. If you lick it, you will be poisoned and die."
Oh my God, the Five Poison Palms!
"How can I eat if my palms are poisonous?!"
"Use chopsticks."
"..."
It seems...that makes sense? After all, he is not the third brother.
"Where's the bath?"
"Vilas will rub it for you!"
Hey, this... seems possible!
"What if I have to swim in a public pool?"
"Be sure to wear waterproof gloves!"
"Where are you wiping your butt?"
"Fold the paper towel into more layers."
"What if I opened a restaurant and had to wash dishes?"
"First hire an illegal worker from Runren to clean the dishes for fifteen hours a day. He will take half a day off every month and get three days' salary. Then my father will go to a competitor's restaurant and pretend to be an illegal worker to clean the dishes."
Unknowingly, we were separated by a table, like a bullfight, with our foreheads pointed out, eyes wide open at each other, in an offensive and defensive posture, asking and answering questions, you came and I went back and forth. After fighting like this for more than ten rounds, we realized The topic has gone too far.
"Anyway, father is no longer clean."
"Ah, why are you talking?"
"I mean, my hands are not clean anymore."
"Anyway, I can't recycle this snot no matter what, right? Wouldn't it be better if you just put this setting out from the beginning?"
"It's my father's fault. I have to get into trouble."
"Am I trying to get into trouble? Do you know how much determination I had to say that word lick?"
"What can't be done just can't be done."
"Wouldn't it be better if you didn't use that weird and elegant example when you first started doing this?!"
"Didn't Father ask me to lift it?"
I...I lift you...I lift you, meow!
I was so angry that I beat my chest several times to get rid of the suffocation.
"Aftercare, aftercare." The red and white princess smiled and handed over a large satsuma orange to let me calm down. She subconsciously reached out and took it. It was wet and covered with suspicious saliva. It turned out to be the one I stuffed into her mouth just now!
Ho ho ho, destroy it!
But these three words of "remedial action" suppressed my anger.
Clean things up first, and then deal with this stinky Hongbai!
Thinking of this, I showed an amiable and fatherly smile: "Can you tell me directly, without beating around the bush or giving bad examples, how to deal with the aftermath?"
"It's very simple." The red and white princess gestured her slap at me.
"It's impossible to recycle, but you can control it a little bit, just like my father's hands full of snot." She shook her palm at me and continued.
"As long as you keep rubbing and playing with it in this way, the originally sticky mucus will slowly drain away and wash away the lead."
Apologize to me, bastard!
"Finally!" The red and white princess suddenly opened her almond-shaped eyes, and the style of the painting suddenly started to punch Beidou.
"It turned into a round, soft yet hard, poisonous booger."
Will the setting of Five Poison Palms continue to be used? !
After draining the water from the words of the Red and White Princess and washing them away, I finally came to the conclusion: "In other words, I can actually control those monsters to a certain extent, right?"
"Yes, that's what happened."
"Then I'll just tell them not to show up again."
"This is not a good idea. It may not appear, but it will always exist. It is better to block it than to remove it. Father should understand this truth."
"Then... I let them kill each other?"
"Well...it should be difficult to perform such a detailed operation, considering my father's level."
"..."
My dear daughter, you'd better keep this unruly attitude until the end.
"Then just gather them together and let me destroy them myself." I came up with an ordinary good idea.
"Real cannibalism in a sense?"
"Go away, I want you to take care of me!"
"Okay, okay, although it is a way, I don't recommend it."
"Why?"
"Father, you are a god. If you extinguish your own evil thoughts by yourself, you may produce some... um, bugs like matryoshka dolls. Although the possibility is very low, you cannot ignore it."
"I don't understand." I was at a loss. This is how Mengxin is like.
"Father, all you need to know is that this is not the best solution at the moment."
"As you say, do you have a better way?"
"ngo!"
Hongbai snapped his fingers and had been waiting for my words: "At times like this, it shows why God always needs some agents or agents."
"You mean... looking for illegal workers?"
If you really want to talk about this, then I won't be sleepy.
"That's more or less what it means. Father, do you know why ordinary people or extraordinary beings can only do limited damage to those monsters, while only witches can deal outstanding damage?"
"I don't understand, I don't know."
"Because in my father's subconscious mind, those witches, my relatives and friends, are actually the biggest reason to stop my evil thoughts."
"When you say that, it seems to make sense."
"So the best way is to leave these monsters to the witch to destroy them all."
"Oh oh oh, that's it."
I clapped my palms and suddenly realized that although I didn't understand it clearly, it made sense to me.
Highlight an unknown point of view.
"Wait?" I suddenly noticed something was wrong.
"What you mean, doesn't it mean that I don't have to do anything and just wait for Vilas and the others to wipe out all the monsters?"
"Yes, is there any problem?" Hongbai blinked with a cute expression.
"My God, where is my will, where is my subjective initiative? Don't you need to take care of it and think about it? Since I caused the disaster, don't you allow me to play a role, and treat it as atonement?"
"Father is such a good god."
"It's okay for you to praise me so much now... ahem, it's okay to praise me more."
"But it's not necessary."
"Um!?!!"
"Father, please be your favorite onlooker and just eat melon seeds and coke on the side."
Look at the red and white princess with a smile on her face that looks like a flower.
My fist hardened.
No, the problem of the aftermath has been solved.
it's time.
Mr. Lu Xun once said that spanking a child on a rainy day is nothing but idleness.
well said!
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