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The more the merrier.
When I first came across this proverb, I never thought that it could have a second interpretation.
Fortunately, I was clever and lied that Vilas was about to come to the rescue. The fear of pans rooted deep in their souls finally made them realize that they had provoked the husband of someone they shouldn't have provoked.
God knows, I did not become the God of this world as the Red and White Princess wished, but I almost enjoyed the treatment of God first.
This fraternal gathering can no longer go on. The brothers rebelled, the eldest brother ran away, and the Green Forest Bar was closed at any time. The right time, place, and right people were created for the script of turning against each other in the future.
Let me think about it, who will be the first target? Let's just take action on Senior Brother. It's time to avenge the sword attack in Lu Gaoyin back then.
Thinking about some dark and dark scripts, a few peaceful days passed quickly.
"It's boring. I don't think I can stay in this house any longer." The little fox rolled around on the sofa boredly. The furry fox Yiba and Bai Huahua... ahem, anyway, all the lights that should have gone are gone. The light was not supposed to come, but it came at the right time.
I avoided the risk of being kidnapped by Tamoya on 404 charges.
"Are you planning to leave? Isn't this great? Why don't you stay for a few days? How about I go and help you clean up now?"
Listening to the little fox's innocent moans, I suddenly felt refreshed, and I could save food for the next person. Comrade Meng, what a great thing, let us beat the gongs, drums and suonas to bid farewell to the departure of the Holy Lady Sky Fox. .
"Huh? What nonsense are you talking about? Who said he was leaving?" The little fox was agitated and denied it.
"As you just said, we can't stay in this family anymore."
"But I haven't had time to say it. I can't stay outside anymore! In comparison, this place is better. I declare that this home is better than bad."
I was so angry that the overlord lived in the overlord's house, but I still wanted to degrade my house to nothing, as if it was my honor that she was willing to live in it.
Thinking of this, I decided to give the little fox something fierce.
"Think about it carefully, Comrade Lucia, you are not an orphan! You still have a family, don't you miss your family at all?"
"I hear what you mean, why do you seem to be reminding me that I am an orphan?" The little fox twitched its ears, his intuition was extremely keen, so of course I quickly denied it.
"My family? I'm missing you."
"What's the use of just missing me? Don't you want to see me and say a few words after being away from home for so long?"
I am heartbroken, family love is not something you can waste like this! You have finally changed your character and no longer need to be an orphan. Don’t you intend to experience the joy of a family relationship with a loving father and mother?
"Yes, you have something to say." The little fox looked at me with a strange expression. How should I put it, it reminded me of the way everyone looked at the caveman's skull when I went to the museum.
She shook her cell phone, which was always in her hand, and clicked on a video call link on some software, looking at me with malicious eyes.
"How about it, you want to give it a try, meet and chat with my parents?"
"No need." I stretched out my hand to help her hang up with an expressionless face.
Why are you meeting, meeting your son-in-law?
What are we talking about? Betrothal gifts?
Sometimes being suppressed by their various technological activities, I really doubt who is the time traveler. Did I get the wrong script?
Seeing that I was so understanding, the little fox lightly stuck out his tongue and made a cute face at me.
"Oh, no wonder Mr. Wu, who has been spoiled by Veras since he was a child and grew up surrounded by love, is so surprised and puzzled by my situation. My family rules are that when you become an adult, you have to go out and earn money by yourself. If you go home before you become famous, you will be laughed at by everyone."
"Correction, I and
Vilas is not a childhood sweetheart. "
"Oh, I'm sorry, I accept the correction. Mr. Wu was spoiled by his childhood sweetheart and grew up surrounded by love. How about this?"
"No, what's the difference between you changing it like this and before?"
"Don't worry about it, just say it is."
"..."
I can't refute it, I can't refute it at all. Although I have [amnesia], based on my understanding of Linya and Lena, they should be smart and precocious. I can fully imagine taking care of my stupid brother next door since they were young.
Help me with my homework, wipe my nose, stand up for me when someone beats me up, hold my hand firmly when crossing the road, do the math for me when shopping and then pay for it, cook for me, help me with clothes Get dressed, help me take a shower... just help me sleep.
I can't imagine it anymore, I'm going to be disqualified from the world!
"No, Mr. Wu, your reaction...could it be that you were spoiled as I said, or is it too superficial?"
"It's just your illusion." I patted my face and came to my senses. Fortunately, Lena didn't come back. Otherwise, if she had given me a meaningful smile at this time, I would have been publicly executed.
"Uh--" Ignoring my sophistry, the little fox thought about it for a long time, as if he was constipated, and suddenly let out a sigh.
"Are these two sisters the biggest and most powerful losing dog team in this century? Two of them fight one against the other, how can they both lose?"
"What are everyone talking about?" Veras asked curiously after cutting the fruit and bringing it to them.
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Before the little fox could get away with it, I spoke first: "We are discussing the issue of Lucia running away from home."
"Hey, you ran away from home?" The little dog tilted his head: "Is it Lucia, are you leaving here?"
"No, no, no, this is not her real home." I waved my hand repeatedly, Vilas, what are you talking about? If you say this, this little fox, a female businessman, will climb up the ladder.
"Yeah, I feel like I've become accustomed to Lucia's presence, and I've become like a family member." The little dog suddenly understood and said with a naive smile.
Angel, this is an angel!
It is not unfair to lose two against one!
"It's just what the anchor calls family."
I first poured a basin of cold water on the moved little fox with tearful eyes, and then sent Veras away on the grounds that the fruit was not dipped in sauce. Then I asked her to continue talking. Maybe the little fox would be tamed by influence and become a family member. .
"Okay, I won't urge you to leave, but let's talk about something practical. The rent still has to be paid." I rubbed my fingers and made a small gesture. It's not easy for everyone these days. Dear, give me some money. , give me some.
"Didn't I already give it to you?"
"Nonsense, when did you pay it?" I was furious. Didn't I know whether I collected rent?
You are insulting Rogge’s stingy obsession, do you know that?
Seeing this, the little fox also frowned, as if I didn't know if I rented it? You are insulting the intelligence of the chief businessman of the fox tribe.
But the fox was under the eaves and had to bow her head. In the end, she gave in and sighed: "Okay, I will pay the rent for the next month in advance. Mr. Wu, you have to watch it carefully so that you don't have to worry about it again." Deadbeat."
I saw that the little fox's tail was curled up, curled up, and curled up, just like rolling on the sofa at the beginning, its eyes were full of furry hair, and its eyes were full of white flowers.
"No, you... you, you, you... do you call this paying rent?!"
"Isn't it? Could it be that the rent has been increased? There's nothing I can do. I'll raise my tail a little higher."
"No matter how high you raise your tail, I can only see the inner [beep]!!!"
And what I’m wearing today are safety pants. Are you Lucia Misaka? Isn’t it common sense for all humans to wear lace when paying rent? How about some sincerity!
"No, no, no, just raise the skirt a little bit from this angle and Mr. Wu adjust the angle of view again.
Can you see the navel? "The little fox bargained, looking like a businesswoman who has been profited by you.
"I care about your belly button!" I was furious, that's all? That's it? I even know how many eyelashes there are around your eyes. Why do you want to see this?
"Mr. Wu, here, take a tissue, wipe away the nosebleed first."
"Oh well."
I took the tissue and wiped it with a smile, then twisted it into two pieces and blocked my nostrils.
Yes, it is really rare. Although I have seen and touched it countless times, who knows how to say that this little fox is born with charming bones, enchanting and charming, and every inch of her body is so attractive.
The atmosphere fell into silence for a long time. Veras prepared the dipping sauce and brought it to us, and glanced at us curiously - the fight was clearly heated a moment ago, but why did it suddenly stop and even look away deliberately?
I feel bitter in my heart, this drum is useless if I don’t play it.
Otherwise tonight, the king will bring bronze. Ah, when I teach you to fight the big dragon, you must be restless, thinking like a horse and thinking like a monkey... uh, thinking about a dog and thinking like a fox.
My little puppy, you don’t want to be mentally NTR either, right?
After Vilas left, the little fox and I let out a long breath at the same time. After noticing the same behavior of the other party, we stared at each other at the same time.
"It's all your fault for saying weird things!"
"What? Isn't it because you did something strange? It's you who should be blamed!"
"Then let's just pretend that everyone is at fault, let's each make a concession, erase the memory just now, and pretend that nothing happened?"
The little fox proposed a solution. I thought about it, meditated on it, suddenly realized it, and clapped my hands.
Wonderful!
Anyway, I’ve seen everything I should see, and now I’m pretending that nothing happened. Doesn’t that mean it’s a waste of money?
I'm making a lot of money, okay?
When I nodded happily, a trace of confusion suddenly flashed in my heart.
Huh?
Did I forget something important...?
Whatever.
I saw the little fox starting to roll around on the sofa in boredom again, exposing her safety pants unscrupulously. Although they were safety pants, there was still a lot of 404 content as long as she dared to show them. I continued to make a lot of money.
"When will Silos Ecolukajie'er and the others come back?" the little fox complained.
"We have only been away for a few days. Why don't you sacrifice yourself and help fight the monsters? Maybe they can come back earlier."
"Let's forget about that kind of thing. I'm no better than a witch. What if I'm used as food by a monster? The head will be bitten off with a click. It's crunchy." The little fox touched his neck uneasily, which gave people a sense of déjà vu. kind.
However, when I heard what she said, I sneered again and again.
Lazy is just lazy, what excuse do you have?
Although magical girls have special attack bonuses against monsters, your little fox is not weak at all. It can be said that you are the strongest person under the witch. As long as you are not facing an overly powerful monster, no one will be able to defeat you. Don’t you have a P number in mind? Even if we encounter you accidentally, with your speed, who can stop you if you want to run away?
Is the combat effectiveness tester you gave me before Aria said goodbye fake?
You meow is just eating and lazy on the sofa every day. If you don't practice or do exercises, your combat power is still increasing every day, okay?
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What annoys me the most is that every day when I get up, I have to be flattered by you and say: Oh, there are two more Mr. Wus today. It’s really annoying.
Willas's love is so overwhelming!
"You obviously have this ability, but you do nothing to save me. You are heartless and indifferent!"
It was obviously meant to hit the little fox critically, but for some reason, I felt like I was hit a hundred times more critically. This was probably a hundred times seven-injury punch.
"Oh, I'm just a businessman. If you want me to go to war or something... I hate seeing blood."
The little fox was finally hit hard, and she who usually made various excuses became hesitant.
Feeling guilty and sad with a bit of guilt.
This reaction made me pause for a moment and start to reflect.
It's my fault. I have always regarded the little fox as the cunning and courageous female assassin, but ignored the fact that she grew up in a peaceful world. She may not have even killed a chicken, but she was forced to go to bed. On the battlefield, facing the most brutal fighting.
"Ahem, it's fine if you don't go. After all, girls are everywhere, but you should take it easy and don't bully poor ordinary people just because you have some strength. It's better to be a lady."
"Oh, Mr. Wu, are you concerned about me?" The little fox suddenly came forward as if he had discovered a new world. The alluring and familiar fragrance made my brother and I almost jump up and down in fright. high.
"Go, go, I just don't think it's good for girls to fight." I pushed her away and moved my butt.
"Tsk, it turns out it's male chauvinism that's at work."
"Just treat it like this."
"Oh~~~It's so boring."
I glanced at her and ignored her.
"It would be great if Sirus and the others were here. The three of us are usually quiet, but they get noisy whenever they meet. It's so interesting."
It turns out that this is why you miss Gemini and Kajie! I thought you were caring about them!
I looked shocked. No matter how much I like to eat melons, there should be a limit. Little fox, just be a human being.
"It would be nice if Aria was here." With a roll of her eyes, the little fox retreated and settled for the next best thing.
"The way she eats fruit relieves her stress."
Although I ignored the little fox's soliloquy, I nodded secretly. Indeed, watching Elijah eat fruits, especially lemons, was like playing with cutting fruits, which was full of stress-relieving elements.
"Especially when Mr. Wu secretly adds toppings to the fruit. She frowns at one moment and smiles at the other. Doesn't it feel like she is opening a blind box?"
Have it? Don't talk nonsense, when did I drug Elijah's fruit...ahem, is it with added ingredients? My name...my name will add some unexpected surprises to her life.
Besides, does it mean that if I sprinkle thirteen spices on the lemon and apply devil's pepper sauce, it won't be sour? It's still sour, right? I'm reminding Eliya that life is full of hardships, so never forget your original intention!
"And Linya."
No, Linya still has something to eat?
Oh yes, she does.
I couldn't hold myself back any longer and looked at the little fox curiously. How could a very smart person like Xiao Nizi let you take advantage of me so easily? I'm afraid you're not thinking about eating peaches.
Facing my questioning gaze, the little fox clicked her tongue and gently shook her green-white jade finger: "You are the person involved, so naturally you can't see through it."
"Linya's melons are so big. Look at her. She has the word "lost dog" written all over her face, but she still likes to show affection to you in front of Vilas, and her childhood sweetheart relationship has passed its appreciation period. I read out the self-flagellation over and over again, and I was very curious about her mental state at that time. Was it mitosis or cyberpunk?"
I:"……"
I don’t know anything about mitotic cyberpunk, I just know that if Linya hears what you say, you! must! crack!
so……
I turned my head and saw Lena who had just entered the door and was smiling weakly and kindly at us. Then I looked at the little fox who was swallowing hard and looked at me frantically for help. I responded with a compassionate smile that was asking for blessings...
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