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Several brothers hung out in the Green Forest Bar all afternoon and witnessed the decline of the bar and the advent of the era of broadcast gymnastics.
After drinking dozens of juices and getting home drunk, I realized something was not right about the atmosphere.
I cautiously pushed back with my heels, pressing against the door that was about to be closed, ready to turn around and run away at any time. Then I bent over, using the action of changing shoes, and looked inside hard.
Is there another strange guest? Hey, why should I say it again?
It seems not. There are all familiar faces inside, including Linya, who started to appear and disappear again just a few days after coming back. She is also sitting on the sofa in the living room.
In addition, there is Lena. Is she already off work at this time?
Doesn’t the instant noodle factory have to be busy? Have all the workers’ wages been paid?
There are also Geminis. Speaking of which, I have been so busy these days that I didn’t pay much attention. How long will they take leave? You still have to read books, and you still have to find a job in the future. Can a magical girl work for a lifetime? Are there five insurances and one housing fund?
Think about it carefully, my innocent little princesses, has that guy Aria ever paid you a salary? ! If you continue like this, you will have no choice but to go to McDonald's for French fries!
Speaking of twin princesses, what about Sarah? Have you moved back in? My grades have declined, and the reason for studying is finally untenable. Are you being dragged back by Aunt Lisa?
And Kajiel, usually at this time, she would have greeted me as soon as I opened the door, and she was more active than the twins. But now she has disappeared, and it is obvious that she has gone home.
As for the Huang Duanzi maid, she has already left with my king.
Have the little witches of the justice camp finally fallen to the point where they are about to die?
As for the little fox, even if Justice is absent, she will not be absent. All she has to do is place a fluffy fox den tent in the corner of the living room. I pretended not to see it.
Judging from this guy's attitude, it's most likely that she wants me to help her hatch eggs and provide for her retirement.
Finally, there is Veras, who is rarely busy in the kitchen, showing off her lightning pan cooking skills. Don't mention it, the gas and electricity bills in the past half month have been half as much as before. Let's just talk about the bath water. The puppy plunged his hands into the bathtub, and it sizzled. It didn't take ten seconds for the cold water to turn into boiling water. That's it. Based on our family's calculations, just taking a bath can save a lot of electricity.
If I have to say there is any shortcoming, it is that when I wash it, I don’t know if it is an illusion. My whole body feels numb, my pores are tingling, and the hot water inside is like needles. Occasionally, a white light will jump out of the water. , but once you get used to it, it's a little weird and comfortable. Tell me, who has a bath with its own lighting and acupuncture services? In this family, there is no semicolon.
All in all, I am currently planning to purchase a set of large-scale power storage equipment to help reduce the voltage of Vilas, otherwise the plug will be overwhelmed.
After taking in the overall situation, I found that no strange new people appeared, so I breathed a sigh of relief, put on indoor slippers and blended in.
"Oh, why are you all sitting here and not talking? Did something happen? By the way, let me tell you, the atmosphere outside has become very strange. Everyone is doing exercises. Have you done it today? ?」
I tried to apply the topics I learned at the bar at home, but unfortunately the effect was not very good. Gemini and Linya avoided my gaze, and only the little fox never missed any opportunity to complain.
"That kind of fucking is so weird, I don't want to do it. It suits you very well, Mr. Wu."
"You don't have a childhood." I despise it. This is full of childhood memories.
"Did you misunderstand my nationality?"
"Hey, aren't you a local? Many of those who have returned from overseas, or are from foreign companies, like to give themselves weird foreign names. I thought you were the same."
"Lucia is a pure-blooded noble, but
Since our parents’ generation, we have focused our business development here, so apart from our nationality, there is no difference from us in terms of living habits and so on. "Linya was on the side making up the settings for me.
Oh, nobles, that Tie Yangren is right, there is no such genre of nobles in this country, unless it is a horse-killing genre.
I glanced in the direction of the door of the Red and White Princess' room. Look, what good things have you done? I thought it was Lucia from the Dragon Clan, but I didn't expect it to be Lucia.
"It's unbelievable. I've lived in this home for so long, and you don't know until now." The little fox widened his charming eyes and said angrily.
"Who keeps you busy listening to our gossip?" Also, you have the nerve to say that you have lived in this home for so long? Do you also know that you have lived here for so long?
Have you paid the rent?
Have you paid for food?
There are also electricity, water, sanitation, and living room usage fees.
A tenant like you, who owes rent and is a foreigner, would be punished by the landlord if placed in an island country.
"Oh, that seems right."
When the little fox heard this, he recalled the pleasant experience of eating melon until he was full during this period, and became angry.
"So, who are you, and how much is your family fortune? Now it's my turn, right?" I squinted my eyes, feeling like I was at a big loss. My family's wealth was almost poached by a little fox, and I didn't even know about her. She's a foreign girl.
"Don't even think about it!" The little fox made faces at me, wanting to touch my bottom? Slightly slightly.
"Then you can quit the group. Maybe you don't know that our family has an ancestral rule, which is not to accept any foreign investment. I can't go against my ancestors."
"That's okay." The little fox said nonchalantly: "Maybe you don't know yet, but I have already applied to join, and I will probably get the household registration book next month. I will trouble Mr. Wu to violate the ancestral regulations for another month. Bar."
I was dumbfounded, is this okay? !
"No, it's okay for you to change your nationality. You are a noble. You won't be able to enjoy the treatment that a noble should have when you come here." Well, uh, although, you can actually enjoy seven or eight points, such as driving a car without responsibility. Having fun or something.
"The people here are so nice to talk to, the sofas are so comfortable, the food is so fragrant, and the melons are so sweet. I love them so much."
The little fox hugged the big soft pillow and rubbed it hard on the sofa with an intoxicated expression. It was really no different from a lazy cat in the cat's nest.
"That's just right. I'll put my words here today. If you don't give me something to eat, I'm really going to get mad and chase you away." Do you like it here? It's great if I like it here. It's convenient for me to do whatever I want.
The night landlord's smile gradually appeared on my face.
"If you insist on eating my melon, it's not impossible."
The little fox blinked, turned his sly eyes, and suddenly changed his tone, which made me a little uncomfortable. I shouldn't resist at this time, right? If you don't resist, how can I knock on the door?
"But, before that, shouldn't we eat the ripe melons at home first, lest... they become poisonous after they expire?"
"Ripe... melon?"
I glanced at the others. At this time, I realized belatedly that since I returned home, except for Linya, everyone else had remained silent.
This is when you enter the video game mall. There are crowds of people inside, but it is quiet and you can hear the needle drop. Only the light of the screen keeps flashing.
I can’t say it’s weird, it’s obviously a ghost, okay?
"Dad!" The preparations were in place. The twin princesses stood up from the sofa, as if they had made some kind of determination. They took a deep breath, with a look of determination on their faces.
"I'm sorry, we have to leave dad and leave this home!"
Eh?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey? ! ! ! ! ! !
"Brother Wu?!"
Along with the girls' exclamations, there was a bang, and someone fainted and fell to the ground.
Ten minutes later, after everyone's explanations one after another, I recovered from my dying state and looked speechlessly at the twins who lowered their heads with shy and apologetic expressions on their faces.
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On the importance of learning Chinese well.
With your level of language skills and expression skills like this, after graduation, you can only copy the setting of an RPG game with a Western background, and then write a top-notch fan novel to earn some breakfast money. .
"To put it simply, because of the riots caused by monsters, as witches of justice, as the only special effects weapon against monsters, you must fulfill the responsibilities and missions of witches, stationed around the world, defeat those monsters that suddenly appear, and protect world peace. Is that right?"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah." The twins kept nodding their heads, fearing that they would say something wrong again and give their fragile old father another head-on blow, causing him to faint for the second time.
"That's it, that's it, that's it. I understand. Couldn't you have just said this earlier?" I crossed my arms and pretended to be deep in thought, but in fact my mind was empty.
"Dad, did you... agree?" Seeing the calm expression on my face, the twins opened their watery eyes, full of... incredible.
"Well, although I'm reluctant to let go, it's also for the sake of justice and to protect the world. Of course I have no reason to object."
I glanced at everyone strangely, why are you all making such a fuss as if you've seen a ghost?
Do you think I will collapse? Will I do anything against it? Even if the world is destroyed, don't be separated from your precious daughter. Are you such a hopeless daughter who controls her father?
Maybe it used to be.
But the person I am now is no longer the person I used to be. In the dark world, wouldn’t I also make the same determination and agree to the Gemini’s outing for experience?
Isn't the danger of training much greater than fighting little monsters here?
That's it, I nodded in agreement.
Moreover, there are still thousands of years of testing, and the whole person has matured a lot.
It cannot be said that he is as hard as iron, but he is still a rational superman, decisive and domineering, and will not be swayed by mere emotions, let alone be selfish enough to try to cultivate his daughter into a hothouse flower.
You all misunderstood me...
"Hey, you're just talking, why did you suddenly put on a mask? I'll take it off!" The little fox is worthy of being reincarnated as an assassin. His little hands are very nimble. He just stretches out and lifts up.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, I can’t bear to leave you, I don’t want you to leave me, Silu Si Aikolu!!!!"
Tears overflowed from his eyes and poured down. He hugged the twins tightly in his arms, and the old father began to cry loudly.
Seeing this scene, everyone showed relief, looked at each other, and smiled reassuringly.
This tastes just right.
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