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Gott was about to speak when suddenly there was a loud noise coming from the side. One of the guests at the table was minding their own business and moved the empty tables and chairs next to them to create a clear space. One of them went to the bar to look for it. The maid negotiated and asked the bar to play some gymnastics accompaniment music.
This is a bar and not a stadium, so the maid was embarrassed and refused, so the two sides started arguing until Oona appeared and coldly walked to that station. The majesty of the signature maid was well-deserved, and the guests shrank their necks and gave up angrily. Negotiated, complained in a low voice and left with his accomplices.
Overall, a farce.
"I thought the quality of the guests at the Green Forest Bar would be better." Lal looked at it and shook his head.
"It's understandable that you want to practice cultivation, but you can't just do it in other people's bars just because you're excited, and let others do business."
The barbarian brothers also nodded frequently. Although they were big, had thick voices, dark skin, bald heads, tattoos, and fleshy faces, they were civilized people.
There were only a few tables of guests, but after such a commotion, the rest of the guests seemed to have lost interest. They all left in twos and threes, leaving only one table on our side. This was probably the biggest crisis since the opening of Green Forest Bar.
Seeing Ona and the maids sorting out the messed tables and stools, I waved to her from a distance.
Oona was reluctant, but based on the principle that the customer is God, she came over at my greeting.
"Mr. Wu, if you want to pay, please go to the front desk."
"You're just chasing people away when you open your mouth."
"There's nothing I can do. All the customers are doing gymnastics training. There's not much business. Let's just close the shop early today. We might as well shorten the business hours by half in the future." Oona covered her mouth and yawned, and said lazily.
"No, what do you want us old customers to do?"
"Go to other bars. I'm not the only one who has drinks, right?" As she said that, Oona glanced at the juice glass in front of me and curled her lips, as if to say, oh, there's another one that can't. Drinking is really bad.
"This is not something you would say. Where is your professional ethics?"
In my eyes, Fini is just for fun, Bis has a weak character, and among the three maids, only Oona is the most career-minded and the most dedicated to working in the bar, but now she says these words.
"I'm tired, I feel like I can't fall in love anymore." Oona rolled her eyes, sat down beside us, picked up the wine glass, filled it up for herself, and drank it all in one gulp.
"Anyway, the guests are gone, so there's no need to be busy. It's good to have fun like this once in a while."
"Where are Feini and Bisi?" I noticed that Oona was in a low mood, so I couldn't help but look around, but sure enough I couldn't find those two familiar figures.
The trio of maids are usually inseparable, but now that the witch game is over, logically speaking, they shouldn't be.
"Not here." Oona said concisely, tilted her chin up, and downed a second glass of wine, feeling a little like drinking to drown her sorrows.
Not here?
I squinted my eyes and observed Oona. She didn't look angry now, or in other words, sulking.
In the past, if Fini and Bisi went to work part-time as witches, she would definitely curse and put an angry expression on her face, but now she is just secretly depressed...
I personally guess that maybe it's because Fini and Bisi have confessed the identity of the witch to her and explained the reasons for her disappearance from time to time.
But what now? There is no need for a witch anymore.
Why have they disappeared again?
What kind of valid reasons did they give for leaving the bar that Ona had to accept?
What happened during the past few days when I was in seclusion?
"Hahaha, you must be practicing gymnastics. After all, now is the era of national gymnastics." Gorilla laughed and thought to himself.
Oona put on a noncommittal expression, glanced at us and asked: "What about you, why don't you do it? You still have the heart to go to the bar, aren't you worried about being slow in your cultivation? Or don't you want to become a transcendent? "
"Hey, didn't it say on TV that you can do it up to three times a day? Of course I did it. Of course I wanted to become a transcendent, so I got up early in the morning and finished it three times."
"Me too, I completed today's mission after breakfast." Lal echoed.
"Boss Lal, you lose, we made it three times before breakfast."
"Hmph, then you all lose. I woke up and did it without even brushing my teeth." The Gorilla's competitive spirit was ignited from nowhere, and he clenched his fists and raised them high, showing a victory gesture.
Alas!
Everyone gave him a disgusted look.
"What about you, Carlos?"
"I also did it early in the morning, three times." The senior brother did not argue or compete, but only stated the facts.
"That being said, can you really resist only doing it three times?" Oona looked surprised: "Although the official said that you only need to do it three times a day, but what if, right, what if, it's okay anyway. cost."
It's right when you think about it. It's like a strength potion. You can become stronger by drinking it. The instructions say that you can drink three bottles a day. Any more will not be effective. But it also tells you that the strength potion is available in unlimited quantities, free of charge, and has no side effects. .
Under such circumstances, how many people can have the restraint to only drink three bottles a day according to the instructions?
There must be dozens of bottles.
People like Lal, who only do it three times and then come to the bar every day to show off, can be said to be unique among thousands of people.
But from another perspective, this may also be the reason why they become uniquely powerful adventurers in another world.
"The official said so, are they still lying to us? If you want to lie to us, why don't you just show us the cultivation method? Now that you have brought it out, you won't lie about this kind of thing."
This big stupid guy, Gott, had a silly expression on his face that said, "I'm so jealous of you, but you still need a few dumplings."
"I think so too. If you say that the official may be hiding a more powerful cultivation method, maybe I will believe it, but if you say that it is really unnecessary to falsify such details."
Everyone agreed.
"That's what I say, everyone understands it, but there are a few people who can bear it. You guys are really..." Oona shook her head after hearing this, with a hint of emotion and admiration in her tone. What should I say about these people? Do you have strong self-control, or are you stupid?
No, at least one of them was stupid. Her eyes suddenly fell on someone.
"Oh, by the way, what about you, Mr. Wu?"
"Me?" I was confused.
"You only did it three times?"
"Hahaha, I didn't do it once." I grinned and made a shining V-sign to her.
If I do exercises to absorb all the energy that has escaped, no one will have to do it.
This may be the self-cultivation of a pile of fertilizer.
As a result, my good intentions actually aroused everyone's shock and onlookers. From this moment on, in their minds, I was officially ranked in front of Gaut.
On the IQ ranking list.
"It's really unimaginable. Could it be that Mr. Wu really decided to be a mortal just because his name had the word "Fan" in it, and he couldn't even look down on extraordinary people?"
Oona looked me up and down, her eyes no different from those of an alien.
"Well... that's not the case, but there are more important things now, so just think that it's a month or two late, and it won't be a big deal, right?"
"You have such a big heart."
Brother Meng thought he was calm enough, but he didn't expect someone else to be calmer.
I am over-flattered.
So, what on earth did Phoenix do?
I was about to ask what happened, but at this moment, Gott suddenly forced the screen of his mobile phone in front of me.
"Brother Wu, I think you'd better start working hard now. This is not a matter of one or two months' delay, but a matter of life."
"That's right, I was interrupted just now. In fact, there is another big news that I haven't mentioned yet." Lar also put away his playful smile and his expression gradually became serious.
"That's right, brother, you should pay attention to this city news."
Seeing that everyone's expressions didn't look like they were trying to tease me, I couldn't help but move closer to the screen, widened my eyes, and read the news displayed on it word for word.
"Yesterday at 1:35 a.m....a monster appeared on the outskirts of the city?!!!"
I almost made my dog eyes pop out.
How many days have I been autistic?
How can this world come up with so many new tricks for me?
I know there are monsters, but aren't they those Eight Souls card fragments that Silos Ekolu dealt with?
Okay, why is it in the news?
When did monsters and supernatural beings alike suddenly become common knowledge?
So next, do the magical girls who protect the world, my precious daughters, have to be brought out and exposed?
The style of painting has changed so drastically that it feels like the world is about to be ruined.
This must all be the fault of the Red and White Princess!
I forced my eyes back, which were about to pop out, and drank two large glasses of juice to suppress my shock. This stupid look made everyone laugh.
He even stopped doing gymnastics.
Why, weren't you quite calm just now?
Not only am I calm now, but I also feel pain in my balls.
Pretending not to notice everyone's teasing expressions, I rolled my eyes and thought of a way to speak, so I pretended to be casual and asked casually in a joking tone.
"Now that monsters have appeared, a hero who saves the world should also appear, for example...a magical girl or something."
"Hahahahaha, magical girl? Why didn't you say it was Transformers? Brother Wu, could it be that you have been watching anime in seclusion for the past few days?"
My joke naturally caused a lot of laughter, except for Oona.
Her pupils shrank suddenly, she looked at me carefully, thought for a moment, and then showed a sudden expression.
Seeing Oona's reaction, I was sure that Feini and Bisi must have told her everything.
In fact, even their teammates, the Twin Princesses, and the relationship between the Twins and me may have been revealed to Ona, which is why Ona is so relieved.
As a father, is it strange for me to know that my daughter is a magical girl?
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