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"well!"
It was still the Green Forest Bar, still the same location, still the same group of people, a sigh came out.
"Brother Wu, what's on your mind?" Laer captured this scene keenly. In fact, it doesn't matter if he's not keen, after all, he has sighed hundreds of times since the party.
If he doesn't care anymore, little brother Wu Fan might become autistic.
"I've been thinking about a problem recently." Seeing everyone's eyes on me, I swung the juice in the glass and took a sip, my eyes confused.
"You're not still thinking about your tram problem, are you?"
"This has been solved last time, more needs to be done, brothers."
"You're welcome, you're welcome, as long as you can figure it out. In fact, there is no right answer to that kind of question, Haremut, Haremut, you know."
"It's Hamlet." The elder brother corrected him.
"Hey, I thought it was a new model of Harley-Davidson motorcycle." The barbarian brother touched his bald head with an innocent expression on his face.
Seeing that the topic was going to go astray again, how could I give up this opportunity after finally attracting the attention of the big brother.
"In fact, I'm now faced with a whole new problem."
"Let's talk about it. Brother Wu, you have to know that even if we can't help you, at least you still have a group of brothers you can talk to."
Lal patted his chest. People who didn't know better thought he was taking over everything. A good brother is loyal. With just one order, not to mention millions of men and horses, a hundred brothers could immediately overturn the table and carry a machete. Fight all the way from Tsim Sha Tsui to Ma Yau Tei.
With the most loyal attitude and the most cowardly words, I really thank you!
Of course, in fact, I don't really need their help. Maybe Lar is right, I just need someone to talk to and communicate with to make myself feel better.
"This is actually the case. The problem is that there are two railway tracks. This one is tying up billions of people, and the one over there is also tying up billions of people. Now a tram is coming. What should I do? ?”
"Wait a minute, isn't this still the trolley problem?" Although the numbers have changed, even Gorillas, classified as magical species, can hear that this is just a super doubled version of the trolley problem.
"There is nothing wrong with the fact that it is still the trolley problem in essence, but the soul torture it faces is completely different."
"That's right, billions of lives are not something that just a few people can compare with." Lal pretended to think deeply, as if he was also feeling the same, holding billions of lives in his hands and making a painful decision.
Then, he turned to me and asked: "So, who is so immoral and perverted that he has to stick to the rails?"
This guy is clearly here to cause trouble.
I ignored Lal. The most reliable person here is indeed the senior brother. Let’s see what he says.
"I was thinking..." The senior brother was also deep in thought, but he looked much more serious than Lal. I was looking forward to maybe getting some useful advice from him.
"I was wondering what kind of railroad tracks they would be and how long they would have to be to hold billions of people."
"It's simple. I'm good at engineering. Let me do the math. Assuming it's tied horizontally, one person counts as half a meter, plus the gap counts as one meter. Billions of people equals billions of meters and millions of kilometers. , if it is tied vertically, this number will be doubled several times, I know, it is the moon landing train!"
"Hey, do we already have a train to the moon? When? Great, I have long wanted to go to the moon. Where can I buy a ticket? How about we brothers come together and go to the moon at any time? journey of?"
When the Gorilla heard this, he suddenly became energetic and started talking nonsense. There were not many people in the Green Forest Bar right now, otherwise our place would be regarded as some weird wild animal party.
Of course, his seemingly absurd wish is not unattainable now. I don’t mind sending him up there to have a look. After all, I’ve been there before out of curiosity and idleness, so I gave a bad review, mainly because of the greening. It's so bad that it can't even be rated as A-level. The total number of tourists in hundreds of millions of years to this day does not exceed ten tiankeng attractions.
The topic has gone too far.
Having said that, I also understand that the lives of billions of people are too far away for other people, too far away to be reached by their imagination.
There is no way to continue this topic, let alone get any useful advice from them.
"But, in essence, it's still the trolley problem, right?" Suddenly, the barbarian brother suddenly said something unexpectedly, as if he was going to lead this dead end to the corner.
"So, our answer remains unchanged." Lal nodded in agreement.
"Brother Wu, although I don't know why you are thinking about these weird questions with your IQ, but ah, man, man, there will always be one or two times in this life when you risk your life, not ten thousand, just in case. , right, right.”
Big Brother Gott tapped me on the shoulder. He obviously had the head of an orangutan, but he would always come up with something that seemed reasonable at first glance, but after careful consideration, it was actually nonsense.
"Brother Wu, although we don't know what problems you have to face and can't help you, we believe in you and support you. With your character and character, you will never shrink or escape." The senior brother's eyes were gentle and determined. He said something touching.
Can be simply translated as: I can provide all support except help.
To shrink and run away?
I smiled bitterly and drank the juice in one gulp. The Red and White Princess's comments were still vivid in my mind. Comparing the two, I didn't even know what kind of person I was.
No, that's not the point now.
The most important thing is, isn’t it what kind of person do I want to be?
Are you a warrior for a second, or a coward for a lifetime... No, the picture is revealed, damn the Internet.
It was time to end this topic. I poured myself some juice and glanced slyly from left to right: "There are a lot fewer customers in the bar today."
Green Forest Bar is very well-known in the small circle and has many die-hard fans. Let’s put it this way, I have been here so many times, 80% of the time it is full, and I have never seen more than half of the empty seats, even when the customer flow is the lowest. During the period, you have to queue up to go out when it closes in the early morning.
Now, at a glance, there are only four or five tables of customers. What is going on? Could it be that the Green Forest Bar changed hands without him knowing? The trio of maids changed careers? Or was he simply kidnapped?
If I didn't know that there was a witch among them, I would really have such doubts.
"It should be said that there are very few guests today." Lal corrected me. After all, I have been staying at home these past few days, thinking about the philosophical and ethical issue of the billion-fold version of the trolley problem. Cell phones are no longer good.
Forget about arguing with each other at home on weekdays. Even when surfing the Internet, the little fox never forgets to renew his bad relationship with me. He waves his cell phone every day and yells that masters are lonely. He sprays it all over the article section of a certain website.
In this regard, I can only remember it first, and once I get over this hurdle, I will immediately create dozens of new accounts and continue to focus on her.
I'm going too far again. In short, it can be understood that I have been autistic these days, and I am not very sensitive to the outside world these days. My brothers have made several appointments and have not come out.
How could I listen to what Lal meant? In just a few days, everything changed outside as soon as I didn’t pay attention?
"Brother Wu, you...have lost your memory again?" Regarding my reaction, the other brothers, including the steady Carlos, all showed more exaggerated reactions.
"No, of course not. Just these few days...well, I'm studying some philosophical issues in seclusion."
"Not online?"
"without."
"Not going out?"
"without."
"Didn't you talk to your family much?"
"No." I feel a little guilty. I have really been thinking about my own things these days, immersed in my own world, and forgot to take care of my family.
"It's no wonder." Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, and then you and I started to make up lessons for me.
"All in all, things have changed a lot these days, Brother Wu. It's a pity that you didn't witness it with your own eyes."
The barbarian brothers had loud voices and spoke first. Just as they were scratching their heads and wondering how to blow me, Lal took out his phone and showed me a video.
The huge park was filled to the brim with crowds of people. Everyone stretched out as close as possible in an orderly manner and broadcast gymnastics videos together. The loudspeakers scattered in the bushes also played gymnastics music in perfect harmony.
When thousands of people actually dance together, it is much more shocking than a square dance involving dozens or hundreds of old men and women.
"Just three days ago, the official announced that it recognized the resurrection of spiritual energy and the existence of extraordinary beings, and provided the public with such a set of gymnastics. As long as you follow them, you will have a chance to become extraordinary."
Regardless of gender, young or old, who doesn’t have the dream of becoming a master of electronic martial arts? What's more, with extraordinary power, if you don't seek to do evil, you can at least live a long life, right?
This alone is enough to drive the old people dancing in the square crazy. As long as they are not lying in bed and cannot get up... No, even those who are lying in bed and cannot get up, and those who are wearing ventilators, are doing everything possible to help them. Thinking about hospital bed radio gymnastics.
Whether in parks, roads, shopping malls, or at home, you can see people doing exercises over and over again everywhere, even if the official has friendly reminders three times a day that doing more exercises is ineffective.
The era of crazy exercise for all the people has arrived.
It is very rare that the Green Forest Bar can still maintain three or five tables of customers without having sex on the spot.
Ah this...
Although I was one of the witnesses to this incident, I didn't expect it would have such a big impact.
"Not only domestically, but also abroad, it's almost the same. It's a little less exaggerated." Lal added to me that the moon outside is just as round, and Waiguoren also wants to rub fireballs with his hands.
"No wonder there were so many explosions in the old city a while ago. I guess it was caused by some extraordinary person. Hey, Boss Gott, you should know more about the inside story, right? Revealing it now is not a leak, right?"
Everyone's eyes turned to Gao Te. As a senior official in the relevant industry, he must have learned the inside story earlier than ordinary people.
Of course, even if Gao Te didn't say anything, most of the public had already speculated. After all, this is the Internet age. Unless the country cuts off the Internet, no matter how hard it is to cover up, such as the revival of spiritual energy and the appearance of thousands of extraordinary people, It’s impossible to cover everything up, but netizens who still have some ability to think have already believed it.
The official announcement only had a natural effect. In contrast, the emergence of Extraordinary Gymnastics was completely unexpected, and the news exploded in ecstasy.
It can be said that it divides the era, distinguishes the old and new worlds, and opens a new era. I used to compare it with the industrial revolution, but now it seems too abrupt.
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