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"Okay, okay, the joke ends here." In order to prevent the two dragons' plastic sisterhood from being exposed for a long time, I had no choice but to smooth things over, but some people didn't understand the current situation, and some people didn't appreciate it.
"Do you think our actions to uphold a just cause and defend world peace are a joke? We are fighting with our lives on the line!"
Elia the Harry, the Potter fish, poked her head out from under the stairs and gave me a righteous scolding.
Is your righteousness hiding under the stairs? !
"You idiot, how dare you treat the sacred grilled fish as a joke!" The little mermaid was angry, and the evil dragon Lena was also angry, as if the most beautiful things had been desecrated by me.
Then how dare you lose your temper with an even more divine chef who cooks up divine grilled fish? !
I'm tired and my heart is tired, so let's just do this and let them toss around here. I'll take Vilas, my sister-in-law, and my daughters with me and fly away, leaving this sad place and going to a place where no one can find me. Wherever you go, live quietly.
But when I think about it, ordinary cars can't carry so many people.
Then I thought, maybe Vilas’ small truck could accommodate it.
Thinking back to the last time the brothers were in a minivan, they suddenly didn't want to leave. They just regretted that they didn't learn the third brother's magical skills. Otherwise, there would be no need for a minivan. Linya's bicycle was enough.
all in all……
"Alia, can you come out from under the stairs first? We have Sarah here, so it's totally worth it, okay?"
"Whose fault is this...whose fault is this?! It's not you, the traitor, the bastard!"
Elijah's brain circled around the world, and finally realized that he shouldn't be so cowardly. He blushed and glared at me. He first retracted for two or three seconds. By the time he got out from under the stairs, he had already completed a big change. The body returned to the elegant and calm young lady.
Taking dignified steps, he came to sit on the sofa opposite Aikalay, crossed his legs slightly, and raised a confident and proud smile at the corner of his mouth.
"You won't let me refund the money anymore, will you?" I asked worriedly. If I had known, I should have hidden the check somewhere else, such as an Internet cafe.
"Get out of here!" The momentum I had finally gathered was broken by my question, and Elijah punched me wildly.
After finally calming down, at this time, the people in the hall also pulled apart and divided into two groups. The sofa on the left was dominated by Aikalay, and the sofa on the right was centered on Ariya. , then don’t do it” in a tense atmosphere.
I just don’t know who will flip the table.
I saw both sides glaring at each other angrily, their swords at war, and they were about to issue an order... Huh?
If you don't stare at the enemy opposite, why are you just watching me?
I sat on the beanbag in the middle of the two sides. I was about to take out a handful of melon seeds from my pocket and let Vilas make a cup of hot tea. .
"Sit aside and make room for me... let's forget it." The little fox also wanted to squeeze into my sofa, but when he noticed the gazes of both of us, he turned around and tiptoed to the other side. .
"Mr. Wu, just tell me, this is the last chance to explain. Whose side do you stand on?" Elijah couldn't hold his breath and took the lead in attacking.
"Mr. Wu, if you feel embarrassed, you can stand on Ariya's side. I won't blame you. There will be a vacant position here."
You see, this gap is reflected. If the twins hadn't sided with Elijah, I would have abandoned the dark side and turned to the light immediately.
Under the scorching gazes of Ariya and Aikalay, I calmly took out a handful of melon seeds, coughed a few, and after thinking about it, I caught him trying to hide in the kitchen. Vilas caught the little dog, which was frightened like a small animal, and tucked it under his arm.
"Of course I'm on Willas's side!"
Aikalay and Elijah naturally looked at Vilas, as if they were officially looking at the hostess for the first time, looking up and down seriously.
"No... don't... don't look at me like this, it's so embarrassing..." Vilas covered her face tightly, as if she was afraid of being recognized, panicking and not knowing what to do.
The delicate body under her arms was trembling, and she always felt... as if it was more than just shyness.
I glanced at everyone and found that only two of them had something wrong with their expressions.
After Feini noticed my prying gaze, she quickly looked away from Vilas, whistled, and glanced aimlessly, looking full of guilt.
The old drunkard smiled evilly, but he didn't feel guilty when I saw him. Instead, he shamelessly made an OOXX international hand gesture at me.
That lewd smile seemed to be saying, boy, you played with Vilas twice, and you were pretty good at it, but you could do it a little more explosively.
Uh... there's a big problem!
There was no time to think too much, and both sides started to attack again.
"Mr. Wu, I didn't expect that you would hide behind a woman and use your wife as a shield. Are you still a man?" Elijah became anxious when he saw that I abandoned my daughter and followed my wife.
"Actually, I think it's okay. I've heard Mr. Wu praise him countless times. It just shows that Mr. Wu loves his wife and letting her make the decision is a good thing."
At first glance, Miss Bailong's emotional intelligence once again completely crushed the little mermaid. However, for some reason, her clear eyes like glass couldn't help but look at Willas a few more times. I feel like I am thinking and calculating something.
So this time I stood up for the simple-minded Elijah who spoke straightforwardly.
"Did you see that, so Vilas, I leave it to you to choose my fate." I winked at Vilas, gave a thumbs up, and smiled refreshingly.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, sir, please...please don't make such a joke, don't embarrass me like this, you know, I will only...I will always stand by your side and follow you."
Vilas seemed to know that covering her face was useless, so she let it go with some self-abasement, her shoulders slumped, and she was trapped under my arm like a pitiful and frustrated little hen.
However, when she said the last sentence, she raised her head from her armpit, and her black and white eyes were very serious.
Um?
It is precisely because I am so familiar with Vilas that I can find a sense of dissonance in this sentence.
If it were Vilas in real life, she would usually say "Always stand behind me."
But here, it is "around".
Although there is only a difference of three words, the meanings represented are completely different.
Of course, it is also possible that Willas was speaking in a panic. This possibility is also possible. You can't be too serious as a person. You have to smash other people's words into pieces and analyze them line by line.
Vilas's suddenly serious expression and tone made me a little more surprised. It seemed... it seemed... could it be... Now, I see that this scene is about to end, and there is a huge pit setting that I don't know about. ? !
I'm afraid that Willas suddenly held my hand and said to me affectionately - Have you forgotten it? You are the one who I scolded to death, and we agreed to go find paradise (or garden) together!
Then it turned into a colorful pan with a ribbon wrapped around the handle, and was forcibly buckled onto my head, similar to this setting.
What about the little ghost and the sister-in-law? What should she become? It can't be B'TX, even though it happens to be short of vehicles.
Fortunately, I overthought and stared at Vilas for a long time. She did not turn into anything weird. On the contrary, she became shy again. She lowered her head and counted the ants on the ground.
"Ahem, as an elder here, I have to stand up and say a few words. If I keep rambling like this, I'm afraid I won't get to the point for a while. I might as well..."
At this time, the old drunkard who had been silently watching the theater suddenly stepped forward and felt that he wanted to be serious for once and give us young people some mature advice from experienced people.
As a result, she suddenly took out a few bottles of wine from the drawer, looking like a greedy person who couldn't wait.
"It's better for everyone to have a few drinks. No, it should be a binge. When you get drunk, what can't you talk about? Is it inappropriate to talk about it? Right! Right!"
This guy does as the Romans do and is well versed in wine table culture. How did she know there was wine in that drawer? Even I don’t know!
Regarding the old drunkard's proposal, except for Aikalay's eyes, everyone else naturally pretended not to hear it. The elder's identity was shattered and his moral integrity was completely lost.
The old drunkard above the drunkard is naturally not so easy to deal with. No one pays attention to her. It doesn't matter. She is the old drunkard who is the leader. She never needs others to understand. As long as she has a drink, she just wants to unscrew her when no one is paying attention. He tried the bottle cap for a taste, but was stopped by Fini, who held the bottle cap tightly.
"Senior Kasha, you can't do this, this is someone else's house, not a bar!"
"Ah? What other people's family? They are all family members. Look at you, you are too polite, too hypocritical, and don't know how to integrate into the group and mingle with the owner." The old drunkard pulled Feini's hand away with force. It was obvious that in terms of strength, he was She has the upper hand.
"Don't...don't be like Senior Kasha...like this...if you drink...if you're drunk, wouldn't it make you even more chaotic?"
Feini smiled with a red face, clenched her teeth, and used all her strength to suck the milk. However, her strength was weak, and she was about to be succeeded by the old drunkard. As a last resort, she shouted in this direction.
"Vilas, hurry up...come and help meow, you should know that if Senior Kasha gets drunk here, the consequences will be even worse, meow!"
This sentence seemed to touch a certain switch on the little dog. She suddenly woke up from the shy and autistic state of counting ants. Then, suddenly the person disappeared under me. When I lifted her up, At the beginning, she appeared on the other side of the living room, raising the pan high towards the old drunkard, saying the gentlest apology, and waving the pan with the most decisiveness.
"Senior Kasha, I'm sorry!"
Bang.
The old drunkard's eyes were filled with stars. He swayed and spun around a few times, and finally fell to the ground. Feini and Vilas jointly supported him, and he completely collapsed on the ground.
This scene seems to have happened many times. It feels like the two of them have a clear division of labor and are familiar with the work, highlighting an organized and disciplined one...
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