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I opened the curtains, stood up facing the bright orange sun, rubbed my sleepy eyes, and another beautiful day began.
Looking back at the human-shaped bulge on the bed, I slapped her butt unceremoniously.
"Little lazy pig, it's time to get up."
Hey, you have to think about it this way, Alice and Willas are biological sisters, and Willas and I are husband and wife, and we are one body, so I am approximately equal to Willas, which means I am approximately equal to Alice's sister.
What's wrong with sisters sleeping in the same bed? Right, right.
The quilt was pulled, and a beautiful long hair of moonlight was spread out on the bed sheet. The owner curled up, rubbed his eyes drowsily, turned around, and the two buttons on the shirt came off and opened. Under the bright morning sun, it seemed as if he had been beaten. The snow-white peaks like holy light half cover the face, ready to come out.
"I hate it, Xiaofan, let me sleep for a while, just for a while."
Taking into account the context, this should have been a normal conversation, but it made me crawl out of bed, so frightened.
"How...why is it you, where is Vilas?"
Could it be that this broken illusion is also mixed with supernatural elements? In fact, Willas and Alice are the same person, or share the same body?
If my memory hadn't turned into a goldfish, I should have decisively rejected Alice last night and stayed with Willas. What I said in my heart just now...can't I just be skinny?
It’s not that I have to abide by the etiquette. You have to think carefully. This is a fantasy. I don’t want to be broadcast live. Vilas can kiss and hug her and hold her up high. Click until now. But the little ghost dressed up sexy online last night. , I really can’t bear it.
"My lord, are you awake?"
Just at this moment, the door opened, and Vilas, holding a pan in his hand, knocked on the door and came in.
"That's not the case, Vilas, please listen to my explanation!"
I was so frightened that I almost crawled under the bed. Oops, this standard bloody start is going to blow my brains out with a frying pan.
However, the puppy just came in and took a look. The third person on the bed did not cause the slightest disturbance, as if this scene was an ordinary thing, and he even called the little ghost together.
"My lord, Alice, breakfast is already prepared. Come down and eat it quickly while it's hot. Especially my lord, we have an appointment today, so we can't keep Linya waiting for too long."
"Ouch."
The little ghost responded feebly, and instead pulled the quilt back over him, as if he wouldn't get out of bed unless the sun was shining on his buttocks.
After thinking for three seconds, I came to a conclusion.
It's just a fantasy, no need to pay attention to it.
After washing up and changing clothes, when we got downstairs, the dining table was already filled with steaming hot and fragrant breakfasts of all kinds, including steamed buns, steamed buns, fried dough sticks, white porridge, bacon, omelette and brioche buns, a familiar combination of Chinese and Western food. The portion was a bit big, so I’m afraid we’d have to add one more for our size. Only Her Majesty the Queen of the Corrupt Kingdom can sweep them all away.
Veras is sitting across from me, filling me with porridge, stuffing buns, and tearing fried dough sticks. Whenever I just think of what to eat, she can always hand me what I want without speaking or even making eye contact. .
Then she watched me eat quietly. The more delicious I ate, the happier her smile became.
Who can endure this good wife and mother? It must be Dog Fantasy trying to trick me again, I have to fight back.
Quickly scooping up a bowl of porridge, tapping the end of my chopsticks lightly, I found the right moment to attack.
"Vilas, there is one thing...don't you find it strange?"
"?" The little dog tilted its head, and its thoughts seemed to be stuck on "What does the adult want to eat now?" and did not react.
"Think about it, Alice is your sister, right, but her name is Alice. She doesn't have the same surname as you, and she doesn't even have similar blood characteristics."
Except for all the beautiful girls.
Vilas reacted, her expression became serious, and she fell into deep thought.
Then I thought of something and clapped my hands.
"What the adults said does make sense. Why? It's really more appropriate to call the police at this time..."
Dial the demon spirit skillfully, beep beep beep...
"Ah ah ah, I remembered, I remembered, we are half-sisters, you and Alice are half-sisters!" I grabbed the phone and hung up the phone as fast as I could, crying. With tears streaming down his face, he found a step for himself and stepped down.
"Even so, the most basic blood characteristics, such as hair..." Vilas started to actively look for abnormal points. Is this a new style of porcelain that is popular nowadays?
"She's dyed. She's a two-dimensional otaku. It's normal for her to be dyed with that kind of virtue and dress up like a saint."
"Eye……"
"Wearing contact lenses, she is a two-dimensional otaku, so it is normal for her to wear contact lenses and pretend to be a ghost."
Vilas was successfully persuaded by me, no longer bothering to find the police uncle, and handed me hot meat buns as the end of breakfast.
"Linya might already be waiting. I'm going to set off."
In front of the entrance, I gave up on Veras, put on my shoes, and was about to go out, when I was stopped by Veras.
"Sir, don't forget your cell phone."
"Bring it with you, bring it with you." I shook my hand at Willas. After playing for a while last night, I successfully boarded the ship.
"It's safer to bring an extra one." Willas put on the dog leash last night... ah no, it's a lanyard. Considering the weight, the phone is relatively small and hung on the chest. I took a quick look and saw that it was still there. Really kind of like oversized dog tags.
Thinking that it would be a good idea to open a small account, I didn't struggle and walked out of the door under the gentle look of Vilas.
It was late at night last night and I didn’t have time to look. I looked around and realized, and smiled, it was indeed my little dog.
The vegetable patch on the left, the chicken coop on the right, and they didn’t build a sheep pen for me, which is considered respecting the original copyright.
"Sir." Vilas chased him out the door again.
"What's wrong?"
"Do you remember where Linya is?"
"..."
This... is indeed a blind spot.
Seeing my confused expression, Veras smiled softly and pointed wordlessly at the next door.
Combined with Linya’s girl-next-door vibe, I understood instantly.
Neighbors, childhood sweethearts, childhood sweethearts, and then, Willas fell from the sky?
A strong smell of Neon Bay hit me, familiar, with a hint of uranium.
As soon as he stepped out of the four-meter-wide gate decorated with dragons and phoenixes, a confused and confused girl screamed in her ears.
"Wow, wow, sorry, get out of the way, get out of the way!"
Before he could clearly see the figure flying towards him, his body had already started to move. He turned around, raised his hand, supported it, and raised it high.
It perfectly curbed the opponent's inertia and the aura of the bay that was trying to aggravate.
Next, let me see what kind of surprise the fantasy world has to offer me.
He raised his head and looked at the petite girl who was held up high by my arm. She had pink hair, Sakugan, a lolita, and was absolutely beautiful. She was holding a piece of bread in her mouth, carrying a school bag, wearing a school uniform, and holding a sword in her arms.
It’s such a simple feature that I don’t think I need to introduce it any more.
"Hmm..." When the other person was stunned, I thought for a moment and felt that I had to do something.
"This... little sister."
"Sarah is not young, she is already a high school student."
As if she had stepped on a cat's tail, Sarah subconsciously retorted. Her petite body was like a junior high school student... no, even a sixth-year student. She twisted lightly, then got away and landed lightly.
There was a touch of crimson on her beautiful face, and her eyes, like fireflies, quickly turned around on me, then bent down to apologize.
"Sorry, it's all my fault. I ran too fast just now."
"It doesn't matter, there is something wrong with me. I suddenly appeared from the door of my house. But then again, it's still a bit early now, so I shouldn't be late."
"I want to go to the park for some morning exercise." Sarah lowered her head in embarrassment and hugged the sword in her arms tightly.
I showed my face. I had just said that I would respect some original copyrights in Breaking the Illusion, but I was instantly slapped in the face. This was not just copying, but even the handwriting had to be imitated.
"Your breakfast..." I saw the pieces of bread falling on the floor. The moment she opened her mouth to retort, they fell.
"It doesn't matter, I'll just buy one on the way." Little Sarah purred and shook her head, her pink hair flying like cherry blossoms, still innocent and cute.
"After all, I have a responsibility." Let me see what Vilas has prepared for me.
"Hot dogs...with milk!"
Handing these two items to Sarah, the two fell into a brief silence.
I always feel that there is some subtle meaning...don't feel it!
"Thank...thank you." She should have refused the stranger's food, but for some reason, perhaps shocked by the momentum, Sarah stammered and took it.
At this time, the suspicious tall black figure that had been sneaking around the corner finally couldn't hide anymore and flew over at an alarming speed while roaring.
"Hey, you suspicious brat over there, what do you want to do to my Sarah?"
"No, you are more suspicious, right?" I looked at the other person's black windproof hood and black windbreaker, covering his whole body, and I couldn't help but complain.
"I know, you are hiding here specially, waiting for Sarah to appear, trying to create an unexpected encounter, and have evil intentions towards my Sarah!" Ignoring my complaints, the suspiciously masked man used his imagination. , his eyes became sharper.
"This is my house." I pointed behind me.
"I understand, you set up your home here specially, waiting for Sarah to show up..."
"Dad!" Sarah couldn't bear it anymore and raised the long sword in her hand.
"Alas!"
With a startled sound, the masked suspicious man took a few steps back in panic and stammered: "You...you got the wrong person. I'm not that handsome and middle-aged man Lar, I'm just a guy who happens to be..." Ordinary righteous people passing by.”
As a result, an ordinary righteous person who happened to be passing by was stabbed in the stomach by a cute loli high school student with a sword, of course, with a scabbard.
"Really, I'm no longer a primary school student. I can protect myself. Don't follow me anymore!"
She swung her sword angrily a few times, and when she noticed that I was watching forcefully from the side, Sarah's face turned red again.
"I made you laugh, uh... big... big brother?"
After saying that, her face turned even redder, and she ran quickly with the sword in her arms. She stopped after more than ten meters, turned around, and rushed this way again. She didn't know if she was waving to me or to the masked suspicious man, and then she continued to run away. , with her lovely pink hair like flying cherry blossoms, disappeared around the corner.
It seems that he wanted to call me uncle, but he was afraid that calling me old would make me sad, so he changed his name temporarily, and finally found that calling me uncle was a bit... inappropriate.
My Sarah is just so kind and cute, so I can’t help it.
"How about it? My Sarah is very cute, isn't she." My shoulders sank, and the masked man just now seemed to be familiar to me. We put our arms around each other and watched Sarah leave together.
"Yeah, cute."
"You really want to take advantage of my daughter!"
"I'm married (to your daughter)."
"Hahaha, why didn't you tell me earlier? That's right. You're already quite old, not much younger than me. Not to mention, I feel like we have a good affinity. Let's go out to play together some other time? I'll take you there. It’s a good place.”
The smell of gunpowder dissipated instantly. I really hope you can dissipate it quickly. At least take off the hood on your face first. If this continues, I will be misunderstood by the neighbors and regarded as a masked and suspicious weirdo like you.
"Dear~ dear~?"
At this time, a voice that sounded gentle but contained unknown murderous intent sounded from behind.
"Lisa, listen to my explanation!"
"No ah ah ah!!!"
I was in a great mood as I watched Aunt Lisa drag Lar's ears away through the hood.
"What a lively morning, Brother Wu~"
Turning around, a pretty face that was both happy and angry came into view. His eyes subconsciously moved down a few points. That familiar and shocking weight was obviously still some distance away, but it seemed as if it was about to overwhelm him at any time, giving people a feeling of being unable to breathe. The suffocating feeling reminded me of the breakfast prepared by Vilas this morning.
Yes, it’s the Linya I’m familiar with.
"I hate it, Brother Wu, where are your eyes looking at?" Perhaps my gaze was too obvious, so Xiao Nizi blushed and took a few steps back, protecting her chest.
Useless Linya, your vast and turbulent mind cannot be protected by one hand, not even by two hands.
"Yeah, morning Linya." I said hello, it was very natural, at least compared to other girls' appearances.
Linya just has such a girl-next-door charm. No matter when or where she appears next to her, it never feels sudden, as if it should be like this.
Or it can be said that no matter when, no matter men, women, old or young, even if it is just the first time, everyone will subconsciously give this beautiful girl next door who has a good figure a place, get close to and identify with her.
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