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I secretly cursed for a moment, and suddenly I thought of a more important question.
When night falls, where will you stay?
"Master Cupid has already made arrangements." Aiwa'er looked annoyed, as if to say, it was too late before you started making arrangements until you noticed.
I don’t have much expectations for my IQ, so I’m not angry. I’m just curious about Cupid’s arrangements. I mean, you see, the sleeping habits of angels are different from humans. These angels bring all their own bedding. Yes, what is their resting place like?
Use your imagination to imagine that maybe there are many things similar to clothes drying racks made in the sky, and then the angels hang upside down like bats, with their wings folded, sleeping in a neat row.
Yeah, it looks very graphic.
When I came back to my senses, Aiwaer had already taken me to a dormitory inside a church. There were three floors of angelic architectural style corridors. The rooms were densely packed in a back shape, and angel warriors with their wings folded came and went, or walked in a hurry. , with the task at hand, either standing in twos and threes chatting and communicating, or taking a walk in the courtyard outside the corridor. They are all down-to-earth, not flying around with a pair of wings.
Looking at it this way, except for the angel wings on its back and its generally higher appearance, it looks no different from a human stronghold.
Withdrawing her disappointed look, she followed Eva to the room arranged by Cupid. There were actually two beds in it. Didn't it mean that angels don't need beds? Love you, you liar.
"It's not necessary. It's just that some warriors stayed in the Dark Continent for a while and fell in love with sleeping on the bed, so they have such an arrangement."
Aiwa'er, who noticed my angry look, hurriedly explained, don't get me wrong, this was explained to Shengyue Xianlang. After all, that was what she said to Shengyue Xianlang in the first place, and she warmly invited Shengyue Xianlang to her. sleeping inside its wings.
Therefore, spermatozoa is a disease and must be cured.
"Okay, okay, I get it. I'm going to rest. You go back to your room. If you have anything to do, we'll talk about it every day." The fine score + shaking M allowed me to cope with Eva's tiredness, weakness, and impatience. waved his hand.
"..."
Seeing this trembling angel, silent, indifferent, motionless, I suddenly felt something bad in my heart.
"Could it be that……"
"Yes, it is exactly what you guessed. Chief Cupid did not allocate other rooms to me. It should be said that this is a matter of course. This is a battlefield. Under normal circumstances, rooms are allocated not according to gender, but according to team. "
"Even if we are assigned according to the team, you are not my teammate." I angrily raised the spiritual tea set and said, when I was fighting bloody battles with the four different demons, where were you? What are you doing Are you worthy of the noble, serious, and sacred status of a teammate?
"In the opinion of Chief Cupid, we are." Aiwa'er nodded, as if she felt that she was not convincing enough, and added another sentence.
"In your battle, I am an auxiliary. This is normal."
Damn it, you didn't even throw a healing spell at me. What a bullshit, you won't blush even if you lie? Be careful, I'll blow your angel's head off!
In any case, I don’t want to live with a psychopath. Thinking about waking up in the middle of the night and suddenly seeing a pair of penetrating eyes staring at me in the dark, I can’t help but shudder.
"Please don't get me wrong, I don't want to live in the same room with strange people of the opposite sex." Before I could say anything, Ai Wa'er complained first.
"Then kneel down and pay your respects." I let it go. It's true that we don't know each other very well, but I'm not surprised at all. It's time for you to take medicine.
"Even if your Excellency, Elder, has no moral integrity, you should still have some gentlemanly demeanor. Is it really okay to let a girl spend the night outside the house?"
Nonsense, my moral integrity is gone, where is the gentlemanly demeanor from!
Seeing Aiwa'er's face that said, "If you insist, I will complain to Linya and the others," I endured it a little longer and put on a pleasant attitude.
"Don't you know a lot of people here? Go sleep in their room. I'm used to sleeping alone. If a strange guy sleeps next to me, I might wake up suddenly in the middle of the night and draw my sword to kill people.
At the end, in order to be more convincing, I made a sinister expression.
"What sword did you draw?" Eva'er said in shock.
"What?"
"No, it's nothing." Realizing that the conversation was going to develop into a pornographic joke, Aiwa'er curled her lips and turned her face to the side.
Did I hear something wrong just now? Is this guy really an angel? Could it be that it was also contaminated by those weird books written by Princess Sanwu?
Alas, I suddenly miss that cold and taciturn angel. Although he is quite cold now, why does he talk so much?
"So, I don't think it's good for men and women to live in the same room." He coughed, and the M-shaking angel seemed to be trying hard to steer the conversation in a certain direction.
"So I should be the one leaving?" I pointed to myself. Is this how you angels treat guests?
"That won't work either. Chief Cupid will blame me for neglecting our distinguished guest."
"As long as you know."
"So, this is the only way to keep Your Majesty's lack of moral integrity but still a little gentlemanly, without causing me to be blamed, and to get rid of people of the opposite sex living in the same room."
"Which way?"
"I can't help it, but Mr. Wu Fan can."
"Saint Moon Wise Wolf?"
"Yeah." Aiwa'er's eyes suddenly lit up, and she nodded faster than a pile driver.
"Daydreaming!"
What did you say about me just now? You didn't give me a good look, and you still want me to dress up as a woman and serve you... No, are you training you? Don’t even think about it!
Aiwa'er's face suddenly became angry, she stopped talking, sat down, and two pairs of white sacred angel wings, one large and one small, wrapped herself tightly into a feathered egg without leaking a single gap.
Hey, look at her, it's like I want to spy on her, it's not like I haven't seen her before, and I'm not curious about it.
As soon as the big character fell down, I turned over and turned my back. I quickly fell asleep and was speechless all night.
The next day, after solving the breakfast problem, we came to the mission hall. Before we had a chance to take a look at any interesting missions, we accidentally bumped into the senior brother and his party.
He and several other quasi-four-winged angels walked together, talking and laughing. In just a few days, they had already become one with each other. He was worthy of being a senior brother.
Let me help Sister-in-law Angelil take a peek to see if any female angel is looking at him with lustful eyes and secretly feeling affection for him.
It would be even more interesting if it was a male angel. I have no doubt about the charm of the elder brother.
Before I could take a serious look, my senior brother also spotted me and strode up to me. His teammates seemed to know Aiwaer, so they greeted each other.
"Eldest brother, it seems that you are doing well. You are already familiar with those angels."
"I met a good teammate, and the missions I've been doing these past few days have gone so smoothly that it's unbelievable." Carlos grinned, but suddenly his face became bitter, and tears seemed to flash in the corners of his eyes.
"How can I form a team with Seattle after I go back?"
"Hey, haven't you always had a tacit understanding?"
"Normally, there is really a tacit understanding, but once the Seattle guy gets excited, he doesn't care. In the past few days, I have really realized what teamwork is."
Speaking of this, the senior brother felt sad again. I used to think Seattle was okay, but that was because I didn't have good teammates.
"Stop talking about me, Junior Brother Wu, you are the one who made the big fuss, right? It's a pity that I was on a mission on the other side of the Abyss yesterday and couldn't see your battle."
"Don't mention it, the Si unlike Demon God is very slippery and ran away in a few moments. But in this way, my mission should be considered completed. With that guy's character, he shouldn't come back again...?"
Before he finished speaking, an alarm sounded in the City of God's Punishment, and then a team of angels hurried over.
"Is it Your Excellency Wu Fan?"
"Exactly, what's this alarm about? Is there something big going on?"
"The leader asked us to inform you that the Abyss Demon God Aldrich is attacking again. Please be prepared to fight."
I:"……"
The slap in the face was so fast that I couldn't catch my breath for a moment.
What's going on? The devil has changed his gender?
Ignoring chatting with my senior brother, I hurried to the city wall and found that Cupid was still standing in the same position as yesterday, which made me wonder if his feet had taken root since yesterday and had not moved at all.
"Let's fight." When he saw me coming, he didn't even look back, he just gave me a look with his eyes.
In the distance of the abyss, the billowing carpet of lava struck again, rushing like a blind ancient ferocious beast with overwhelming momentum.
"Didn't this guy get enough beatings yesterday?" I scratched my head, my face full of confusion. With the cautious nature of the devil, this was very inappropriate.
"When things go wrong, there must be a monster." Cupid said suddenly.
Is this reminding me to be careful of conspiracies? I understand the good intentions, but as long as I don't leave the border too far, Ren Si doesn't have thirty-six tricks and seventy-two conspiracies like the devil, and there's nothing he can do to me.
To put it bluntly, both sides have to be cowardly and fight, and whoever suffers will suffer.
"I'll go meet it and see what this guy's plan is." The words stayed on the city wall. The person had already arrived above the sea of magma, and saw a ferocious shark fin cutting through the water above the dark red bubbling magma. , ready to move.
Do you know how bears catch salmon?
Stand firm in the rapids of the river, wait for the salmon to pass by, jump up, and get a slap from PIA!
No, this is still too slow.
Thousands of meters above the ground, I took a deep breath, and the COSPLAY bear roared over.
I haven't used this trick for a long time. I don't know if the sword is old. Today, Ben Druid is here to teach you how to fry fish.
Bear cannon, activate!
Boom boom boom boom boom————! ! ! ! ! !
The angels in the entire City of God's Punishment were alarmed. They saw a huge magma cloud blooming from the abyss, flying ten thousand meters into the sky, breaking through the dark clouds of chaos, followed by a huge cloud that lasted for more than half an hour. There was a heavy rain of lava, and the weaker angels simply couldn't go out.
Cupid, who was standing on the city wall, was so calm that he couldn't help but touch his helmet... with his hands.
Leader Tyrell, you have always been full of ideas, but this time you seem to be trusting someone else!
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