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"I figured it out, and the answer is...nine! That's right!!!"
crystal:"……"
I:"……"
Leona: "..."
"How's it going? I guessed it right, are you speechless?" Seeing that Jingshuang didn't speak for a long time, I shook my five fingers even more proudly.
"No... there is no such thing, wait... wait..." Crystal seemed to be in a daze just now, and then she suddenly woke up, gesticulating in a panic, and counting with her little fingers. One, two, three, four, five, five, four, three, two, one...
"As I said just now, you idiot didn't prepare your answer first and only remembered to count when you were in a hurry. Do you still want me, a person who has been tested, to teach you how to count?"
"It's noisy... it's so noisy. If you continue to be verbose, I'll judge you as a failure because the stupid owner tried to interfere with the examiner's calculation of the correct answer." Crystal shouted with some embarrassment.
"Okay, I won't disturb you. You can take your time and figure it out."
I sneered in my heart. You are quite courageous. I became arrogant just because I was the examiner. I forgot who is at the bottom of the food chain. Very good. Let’s see how I deal with you after this test is over. Both men and women are in mixed table tennis doubles. I'll give you an advantage. When the time comes, I'll assemble a mixed three-person basketball team, a five-person regular team, or even an eleven-person football team to beat your ass like a football.
Crystal counted on her fingers for a long time. I don’t know how long it was, but it was longer than I counted. This fully proved that her IQ was far lower than mine. Just as I was enjoying the superiority in IQ, I couldn’t extricate myself from it. At that time, with great difficulty, Crystal finally seemed to have calculated the accurate answer in her mind.
"Wrong, wrong, wrong. The stupid owner made a mistake. It's not nine at all. Bah, the owner is such a big idiot. He failed the first level. You're dumbfounded. Go home and start over."
There was a click, and a certain rational nerve was broken. Very good, it has been decided, it is eleven-man mixed football.
Resisting the urge to strike now, I slashed the crystal with my eyes: "Are you serious?"
"Of course...of course, Crystal is...but very...very...slightly...a little bit, a little bit serious." Under my glare, the newly promoted Death Emperor Crystal seemed Recalling the terror and despair of being dominated by a mixed doubles team, his voice became weaker and weaker, his neck became shorter and shorter, and finally it almost turned into a cry.
"Very good, how about you tell me what the correct answer is and let me lose it clearly?"
"This...this..." As if he didn't expect me to get to the bottom of it, Crystal was defenseless and at a loss.
"Why, you don't even know the exact answer, so you just say I'm wrong?"
"Who...who said that, of course Crystal knows, but there is no need to say it. It's not nine anyway. No matter how you think about it, it can't be nine, absolutely not!"
Under my aggressiveness, Crystal kept retreating, her eyes becoming more and more erratic and guilty, but she was unexpectedly tenacious and stubborn. She kept shaking her head, unwilling to change the final result.
"Humph, stupid crystal, since you can't give an accurate answer, then let me, the mathematician, tell you why it must be nine, and discuss the inevitability and uniqueness of nine!"
The cloak on his body was lifted high, revealing a suit of powerful clothes. The bones of his whole body were rattling, and the strong muscles supported the clothes tightly. His whole body exuded an inexplicable aura, as if there were separate parts in his chest and back. A "Nine" character and a "Ghost" character lit up.
In front of my huge math emperor aura, Crystal, who was retreating step by step, finally staggered back, his butt fell to the ground, and his eyes stared in horror and awe at Drew, who seemed to be growing in size in front of him, until he turned into a towering giant. Yi... no, it's the Emperor of Mathematics!
"Listen up, Crystal!" The giant pointed his finger below the ground, just like a giant dragon overlooking ants, exuding a condescending aura of superiority, which shocked Crystal's whole body and couldn't help but bow to the ground.
"Water...Crystal listen."
"First of all, let me give you a positive example to let you know how great the existence of the number nine is. For example, you now have seven roasted lamb legs. Veras gave you two, and you ate four. I stole six of them, how many roasted lamb legs do you have left?"
"Number of crystals, Crystal, count now, give Crystal some time!" Crystal, trembling before the arrival of the Mathematical Emperor, shouted loudly, and quickly raised his fingers again, one, two, three, four, five, five, four, three, two, one, She even counted such a simple question for a long time, how can you expect her IQ?
"Crystal knows, it's three. Crystal still has three roasted lamb legs left. It must be that way!" Pointing out four fingers, Crystal replied with great confidence.
"Wrong, it's Jiugen!"
Nine roots...nine roots...nine roots...nine...nine...nine...nine...
The sound echoed continuously in the mountains. The shocked Crystal fell to the ground again, with only a capital nine remaining in his eyes, ears, and mind.
"Are you willing? There are only three left. Are you really willing? I am willing that your beloved roasted lamb leg will be reduced after being eaten. I am willing that your beloved roasted lamb leg will be eaten by me. What do you think about the roasted lamb leg? Is this the only level of love?"
"How... how is it possible? Even you can't slander Crystal's love for roasted leg of lamb and food. If it's more than this, no one can defeat Crystal! Crystal's love will never be lost to anyone. !!!"
This question perfectly touched the breaking point of the crystal. She saw her foodie soul burning. Under the pressure of the Mathematical Emperor, step by step, it was as if Pangu was carrying the sky on his back and separated the sky from the earth. , stood up with difficulty, trembling all over.
"Very good, then answer me again, are there really only three? Are you really willing to have only three of your roasted lamb legs?"
"I'm not willing to give in. Crystal is not willing to give in! Only food, just these roasted lamb legs, is absolutely not allowed!"
"Then let me ask you again, is it more nine roots or three roots?"
"Of course nine, much more!" Crystal was completely caught up in the rhythm, clenching her fists excitedly, and roared in reply.
"Very good. In that case, do you choose three or nine?"
"I choose nine roots. I must have nine. Nine roots are not allowed. Even if they are eaten, even if they are eaten secretly by the owner, there will still be nine roots left. Long live the nine roots. The nine roots are the truth!"
"Then, hasn't the answer already come out?" As these words fell, in an instant, the terrifying pressure brewing in the air disappeared without a trace, like a burst bubble, and the dark clouds covering the sky dispersed. Finally, under the rays of golden sunlight, the towering giant standing in front of the crystal, the mathematical emperor who oppressed her and made her breathless, transformed into a kind-faced person with a gentle smile under the golden sunlight. The owner, who was like an angel, came to her gently, bent down and touched her head affectionately.
"Very good, it seems you have understood the true meaning of Jiu."
"Well, Crystal has realized it. I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. Crystal never knew before that Jiu is such a great existence. Can the owner forgive Crystal's youth and ignorance?" Crystal's eyes were full of tears, and she was completely like A devout believer is kneeling in the church, confessing to the gods. In front of her is a kind and majestic bishop, and above the high platform behind the bishop, a holy and huge cross stands solemnly... No, It’s a nine-character frame! ! !
"Of course you can. It's too late to return to Nine's embrace. Omnipresent, omnipotent, magnanimous, and representing the root of all things, Nine will definitely accept you, this lost lamb."
"Master!"
"crystal!"
Under the radiance of Jiu, the two hugged each other affectionately.
After a while, the two separated.
"Then, although it seems that it is no longer necessary. You have already understood the true meaning of Nine, but in order for you to experience the all-round greatness of Nine, I will also tell you a negative example."
"Please teach me." Crystal sat on her knees with a solemn expression.
"For example, you have two tanks on your head."
That's right, Crystal's head is still holding the two tanks I rewarded her with before. Even with the series of huge movements just now, the water tank above her head is as stable as pio. At least in terms of the skill of lifting the tank, she Now he has reached a level of proficiency that few people in the Three Realms can match. As for how I touched her head just now...you have to know that people will die without the back of their heads.
"Yes, there are two water tanks on Crystal's head." It seemed that he was completely accustomed to the existence of the water tanks and had forgotten about it. Crystal touched the top of his head first, and then nodded seriously, under the radiance of Jiu. , this naughty kid who used to shake his head when he heard about learning, has now become an obedient and well-behaved good student.
"You did something wrong, and I added five more to your head."
"Uh-huh."
"Then, you still showed no repentance and angered Vilas again, who added ten more to your head!"
"Crystal, what kind of thing did you do wrong?" The tiger's body was frightened by the number ten. Crystal asked in fear. She couldn't imagine what kind of excessive thing she had done to the owner of Vilas. She would add ten tanks at a time. I remember that there were times when she ate all the food in the kitchen and warehouse, but she only managed to add three or five tanks.
"Don't worry about the details. In short, let me ask you now, how many tanks are above your head?"
"Let Crystal count...it seems to be more than ten." This time the number was a bit big, and Crystal counted more difficultly, but she could still imagine the approximate number.
However, as soon as she finished speaking, a reproachful and stern gaze fell on her, causing her to react suddenly.
"Wait, no, Crystal almost rebelled. It's nine. The answer must be nine! That's right, owner, Crystal didn't answer wrong this time."
I nodded deeply with joy, and gently stroked her head with my big hand: "You can teach children, Crystal. You are now a qualified believer."
"Long live, long live, Crystal has understood the true meaning!" Crystal jumped up happily, but the dragon's curiosity still made her more pious and more inquiring.
"Master, Crystal knows the answer. It's nine, but why is it this time? How does the great Nine conquer everything and determine its uniqueness and inviolability? Crystal wants to know!"
"Huh, lost lamb, it's okay to tell you." I stared blankly into the distance. For a while, I looked at the crystal with my pupils dyed with golden sunshine, and spoke lightly.
"Because you... the upper limit of the number of cylinders that can be jacked up now is nine. No more can be topped up, so no matter if you add ten or twenty, they will all fall down in the end, leaving only nine unique ones. Nine, the sacred nine!"
"Oh - oh oh oh!!!" Crystal showed a shocked look, tilted her head and thought, it was absolutely accurate, she could only hold nine now, she couldn't help but show a more pious expression, and she and I stared at the distance slowly. The rising sun.
"Ah, what a great Nine."
"Praise nine."
"Praise you."
Looking at the sun that shines in all directions and nurtures all things, we seem to see a blazing majestic nine characters rising continuously. With tears streaming down our faces, we all made a Sun Knight salute in unison.
Very good, that’s about it. If you continue, this stupid crystal will never be able to escape the shadow of nine for the rest of his life. Everything you count will be nine. That would not be a good idea. The girls will know that I gave this idiot to If someone misleads someone badly, they will inevitably be scolded and reprimanded.
I'll give it up when it's good. Now I'd better pass this level quickly. Really, it's just a stupid Crystal who wants me to waste so much time on deception. It's hard to be a savior these days.
"Crystal, tell me now, is the answer I just gave accurate?"
"What the owner said is absolutely correct. There is no doubt that it is accurate. The only, sacred answer is nine. Crystal ate nine meatballs this morning, nine grilled chicken wings, and nine grilled chicken legs last night. Nine roasted lamb legs, nine steaks, nine skewers of meat, and nine bowls of rice, all of these are theorem, the only fact that cannot be changed or reversed." Crystal raised his hands in the air and shouted loudly with a fervent expression.
I:"……"
Something's not good. Has this gone too far? I can't control it anymore, I'd better run away quickly.
"In other words, we answered correctly and successfully passed your test?"
"Of course, it cannot be incorrect or unsuccessful, because this is the only and inviolable will of Jiu."
I:"……"
It's better to run away quickly. If this continues, I might be brainwashed by the crystal.
Pulling the evil dragon Leina who was still in shock, riding on the crystal and still immersed in devout prayers to Jiu, we quickly escaped...
. . . (To be continued.)
