"It's me, it's me, dear Wu, don't you recognize me?"
Right in front of me, there was a black gorilla with tears streaming down its face, dancing and trying to tell me something.
I:""
"You really can't recognize it? You are joking. You are joking with me. It must be right." The two lines of tears on the face of the orangutan became more and more violent.
"Of course, how could I forget, hahahaha" I burst out laughing.
"Let me tell you, it's only half a year. No matter how bad your memory is, you can't forget it, hahahahaha."
The other party also raised his head, supporting his waist with one hand and scratching the back of his head with the other, laughing.
Looking at it this way, they look like two fools.
"Speak of it, monkey"
"It's an orangutan, bastard! Hey, wait, Wu, dear Wu, what are you doing? Why did you suddenly wave to the guards over there? Although it may have nothing to do with me, I still feel an ominous premonition. Ah, they are coming. , the guards are here. What do you want to do? If you have anything to say, do you know who I am? It doesn’t matter if you don’t know. Do you know who my wife is? Don’t be frightened when you say it.”
The orangutan who was wearing clothes felt particularly keen. When he saw a group of guards coming over at my wave, he immediately became panicked as if he noticed something.
"Sorry, an orangutan has escaped here. Please drive it back to the forest."
For the captain of the guard. I have an impression that they should be the subordinates of Sigma, the captain of the 10th Brigade who is responsible for the security of Adventurer Park. It seems that because the gangsters in Adventurer Park are always acting cute and mischievous, they have trained the guards of the 10th Brigade. Generally unsmiling and conscientious in enforcing the law, only in this way can those guys be honest, so
"I will obey your orders, Mr. Elder."
The female Roger in front of her had a straight face. She carried out my words meticulously and with a look, the team members behind her lifted up the gorilla in front of her.
"Wait, wait, wait, wait, there must be something wrong." The gorilla struggled, but of course he did not dare to use force. If he hurt these lovely Rogge guards, not to mention others, his wife would Never let him go.
"That's right. Didn't you admit that you were an orangutan just now?" I looked at him in confusion.
"It's totally wrong! Orangutan is just my nickname. It's better to say that you gave it to me. I'm Gott, Gott!!!"
Gorilla Gott burst into tears again, I really admire his tear ducts. As long as it is to show the sense of existence and attract the attention of the audience as a tragic figure, it can be full of fire 24 hours a day.
Unexpectedly, he had a serious and majestic face with Chinese characters, short hair raised up, a neat patch of stubble on his chin, and a straight face. When he licks his chest, he looks unusually handsome and masculine. He seems to have a domineering aura emanating from his body. Audiences who don't know the truth will definitely regard him as a big shot.
I think Sister Lina must have been deceived by his appearance before marrying him.
"Are you really Gott?" I looked at him uncertainly.
"Really, bastard!"
"What evidence is there?" I looked at him coldly. There are a lot of fake guys these days. Maybe this guy was transformed by the forces of hell in order to break into the camp.
"Look at my face. You can definitely recognize it!"
"Sorry, the last time I saw my brother Gott was at his memorial service three years ago." I turned my back silently, wiped the wet tears from my eyes, and looked up at the blue sky. Under the sky, Gott’s back with a thumbs up and a hearty smile is so nostalgic.
"Eh heh heh? Did I die three years ago?!" The other party exclaimed in disbelief.
"That's right, the accident happened on a night with light snowfall." My voice suddenly became low and hoarse, with a trace of uncontrollable choking.
"In the dark, silent street, deep like the maw of a beast, suddenly there was the sound of small and rapid footsteps. The sound was getting closer and closer. Through the weak fire cast from the balcony,
In the light of the fire, I saw Gaut's embarrassed figure flashing past the street below. He seemed to be holding something in his arms, and his face was stained with blood. His figure just passed by for less than a second, and then there was another one. Several men in black with sullen faces and wearing black tight-fitting clothes passed by holding blood-stained sharp daggers. "
"Although I don't know why I am being chased and what I am holding in my arms, I am sure that they are chasing me." The Gorilla was completely absorbed in the drama and nervously clenched his fists.
"That's right. As a good brother of Gott, how can I sit back and watch him being hunted down?"
"Wu, I was right. You are indeed a tough-talking guy with a soft heart."
"So, wearing a nightgown, holding a goblet on the balcony, with bright red drops of wine rippling, I drank to myself in front of the blood moon, and drank all the wine in one go."
"This is the momentum, hurry up and save me."
"Then fill it up again and drink to the moon."
"Hurry up and save people, I'm about to be chased by you bastard!"
"No, doesn't it make you braver? I am doing this so that I can be more brave and save you later."
"Oh oh oh, that's it. Sorry, I misunderstood you."
"After drinking three large bottles and twenty-four full glasses, I stood up still unsatisfied."
“You drank too much, you bastard, and you still don’t have enough thoughts!!”
"Put on my usual fighting armor, put on my cloak, and grab the two-foot-long snake spear on the weapon rack."
"Oh, are you finally going to take action?"
"I thought about it. I put it back and replaced it with another Qinglong Yanyue Sword."
"Everything is fine, come out quickly!"
"After thinking about it again, I might as well bring both of them together."
"Double combat power? I feel like I'm going to be saved."
"It was at this moment that I suddenly realized that I was sweating from drinking just now. After thinking about it for half an hour, I put down my weapon, took off my cloak. I took off my armor and went to take a shower."
"It's over, the enemy has caught up!!"
"After washing, I feel comfortable all over, and I can exert half of my fighting power."
"I see. It seems that I misunderstood. You really plan to save me. This way you will definitely catch up."
"Then I saw that it was already late, the scenery was difficult to distinguish, and there were many variables in the battle. I was afraid that the enemy might set up an ambush, so I put on my nightgown, slept, and waited for dawn."
"Eh hey hey. Aren't we good brothers? Shouldn't we risk our lives at this time?" Gorilla, who finally noticed something was wrong in the script, looked at me with trembling eyes.
"I slept until the afternoon of the next day, then I got up immediately, washed and dressed non-stop, filled my stomach, drank a cup of afternoon tea, and mow the lawn. I fed my dog, put on my armor, put on my cloak, and wielded two weapons. Kill him."
"Who is B Li? B Li! Which is more important, your brother or feeding B Li well!!!"
"Obviously I have worked so hard to rush over, but after arriving at the battlefield, you are still lying in a pool of blood."
"Is it really irreversible?" Tall Gorilla tz.
"I wiped away my tears sadly. I was about to turn around and leave."
"Wait a minute, help me collect a body and bury it on the spot, you bastard."
"Suddenly, there was a faint groan from the ground."
"Oh, there are twists and turns. Could it be that I can be saved?"
"I quickly turned around and found him lying in a pool of blood. My good brother Gott stretched out his trembling hand to me."
"I couldn't bear to see him like this, so I turned around and bit him away."
"Hey, hey, wait, don't leave right away, bastard, your good brother is reaching out to you for help. Maybe he can still be saved. Even if he can't be saved, he must have something important to say!!!"
"Kidding."
"Don't joke around when you're so heavy, you bastard!"
"I quickly walked up and held his hand."
"Ahem, he spit out a few mouthfuls of blood, looked at me, and said in a weak voice, brother
Brother, in fact, three days ago, I already knew that I was not going to die soon. It is hard to violate destiny. "
"My god e replied sadly: Yes, brother, in fact, I feel it too, so no matter how hard I try to rush over to save you, it will be of no avail. The ruthless god of death will definitely find a way to take you away."
"Huh? I always feel that this conversation is very inconsistent, as if it was forced on someone to excuse someone's delayed rescue. Is it my misunderstanding?"
"However, I will die without regrets. My brother Gott, although his eyes were weak, said to me firmly. Then, he slowly stretched his trembling hands into his arms, which he had always protected without any hesitation. Life, even being knocked down on the ground and dying is not something that allows the enemy to succeed."
"You are a real man who fights to the death to protect something. With this sentence, my life is worth it." Gorilla wiped his tears from his moved eyes.
"As he said this, he took out a rotten banana from his arms and handed it to me.
"Why is it a banana and it's still pulpy?"
"I'll leave this to you, my good brother. Please help me plant the ground in front of my grave. When the flowers bloom next year, I will definitely be able to produce many, many small bananas." Saying this, he smiled lightly and said that he would die without regrets. Leave with a smile.”
"Why should I die for a banana without any regrets! How worthless my life is! What's wrong with this!!" Gott burst into tears and grabbed my collar in disbelief and shook it desperately. To and fro.
"Don't you like bananas?"
"That's what I say, but no matter how much I like it, I won't die for a banana."
"I see. Is this what you call love and enlightenment?" I slapped the hand on my collar away and looked at him disdainfully.
"That Gott, my good brother. But for bananas. I don't care about anything, I'm sure now"
The big hand pointed directly at Gaut in front of him.
"You are a fake!"
"What?!!!!!!"
"Even a small banana is the essence of a banana tree that has worked hard for several years to absorb water and nutrients. If it were my good brother Gott, he would definitely say this to me. , and then carefully collected the leftover banana peels with a look of emotion on his face."
"I, I," Gaut stumbled back as if struck by lightning, then sat down on the ground, his face twisted, obviously struggling with his thoughts fiercely.
"Yes, I am that Gott, the Gott who would risk his life for bananas!!!" Suddenly, the Gott I knew came back to life. He stood up, raised his head to the sky and roared loudly.
"That Gott who desperately protects bananas is none other than me. I'm not a fake, I am that Gott!"
"This is right." I looked at the good brother in front of me with tears in my eyes.
"In other words, you died three years ago to protect bananas."
"Yes, I actually died three years ago!"
"The person standing in front of me now is an out-and-out fake."
"That's right. I died three years ago. How could I reappear? I must be a fake. Come on, take this fake me away quickly!!"
"By the way, I have been entrusted to you three years ago. In fact, I have always wanted to tell my good brother."
"What do you want to say? Say it."
"You can't just grow bananas like that."
"It turned out to be like this! I asked why a banana tree hasn't grown in front of my grave. It turns out this is the truth. It's so pitiful. I'm so pitiful."
"Besides, the day after your death, I will help you take revenge."
"real?"
"Of course, although your behavior of stealing bananas was wrong, the owner of the fruit shop actually hired someone to beat you to death. The method was extremely cruel and the crime was unpardonable. When I learned the truth, I was furious. They led people to seal up the fruit shop, and the owner was imprisoned.
House, where I will spend the rest of my life. "
"Thank you so much. You are indeed my good brother. But why, even though the great revenge has been avenged, there is still a faint sadness in my heart that cannot be resolved?"
"Don't worry, have a good time there, I will send you bananas often."
"Then I'm sorry for you, good brother, Lina must be very sad. Please tell her that I'm living a good life there, so she doesn't have to worry."
The Gorilla, who was crying sadly and already knew that he was a fake, turned around and left after being escorted by the guards. His back looked so stooped, vicissitudes of life, and lonely.
"That's not right, bastard!!!!!!!!!"
A few minutes later, Gaut, who didn't know how to get rid of the guards, came back angrily.
"I am really, really a Goth. Although I don't know what happened and I was obviously dead at that time, but I am a real Goth!!"
"Oh? Where's the evidence?" I responded indifferently. The topic went in a circle and seemed to be back to the original point.
"I like bananas."
"This can't be taken as evidence. You are not the only one who likes bananas."
"I like Lina."
"What kind of evidence is this? It just talks about who can and can do it."
"I like U Ben."
"This is indeed unique evidence." When the other party said this, even I couldn't find any excuse to embarrass myself.
"Hmph, now you have nothing to say, Wu."
"good"
"There is no other way. In order to prove my identity, I can only reluctantly produce the facts."
"No, wait, there's really no need, I already believe it."
Seeing the Gorilla taking off his clothes, I quickly stopped. Although no one else was watching, it doesn't mean you can do such blind things.
"Asshole, are you underestimating my consciousness? I am the number one male Gott in the world!!!!" Gott pulled his collar and roared loudly.
"You just want to find an excuse to run away, you bastard!" I also roared.
"Ice Spike!!!" At the same time, besides the two of us, a third roar also appeared.
Then, under Gott's feet, a huge icicle broke out of the ground. The crotch of Gote is making a mighty roar while looking up to the sky.
He maintained this posture. His eyeballs looked like they were about to bulge out, his mouth opened wide, foaming at the mouth, and he slowly fell down.
"What a close call, I almost made this idiot do something stupid again." I don't know when Sister Karina appeared behind me, wiped the sweat from her forehead, and smiled brightly at me.
"Brother Wu, I heard the news about your return two days ago. Sorry, I've been busy these days and haven't been able to see you."
"Sister Lina, I'm rude. I should have brought Vilas and the others to visit you." I shook my head quickly, facing Li, who had a sisterly temperament in front of me, a gentle and hearty personality, and crisp and clear actions. Sister Na, I don’t dare to get carried away.
"How did you go to the elves? How are Vilas and the others? I heard that something terrible happened to you there. What exactly happened? Tell me quickly."
Sister Lina is indeed a straight woman. When they first met, she started asking questions, her eyes filled with deep concern.
Poor Gott was still lying on the ground. He clutched his crotch and moaned in pain.
"It's true that something happened. It's a long story. Isn't Sister Lina busy now?" I asked.
"I just had some time, Huhu, I was really exhausted recently, and I really took over this job. Only then did I know how powerful Master Akara, Master Kane, Linya and Lena are in normal times. I am really completely No, hahaha.”
Saying this, Sister Lina laughed at herself in a series of crisp laughter. Being able to admit so frankly that I am far inferior to the two juniors Linya and Lena. The sincere admiration and exclamation without any jealousy are exactly the charm of Sister Lina’s personality.
"Sister Lina is just getting in touch with me and will get used to it soon." I smiled slightly.
"So, Sister Lina is planning to return to the camp?"
"Well, I thought about it for a long time and discussed it with my friends, and finally decided." Karina nodded slightly, with infinite emotion in her eyes, as if she was telling this decision, it was not easy for her to be frightened.
"Well, there is still some time. Let's find a place to sit down and have a good chat. I really want to know about Wu Xiaodi's situation with the elves." As she said that, she stretched out her hand and gently touched my head. Among all the people, only Sister Lina and Sister Sharna like to do this to me.
"What should I do with this guy?" My eyes fell on the Gorilla lying on the ground.
"This idiot wasn't that arrogant before. Even if he wanted to do something embarrassing like that, he would run to the glacier alone. But since he returned to the camp, he has become more and more blatant." Karina sighed and said The husband was lying on the ground and lifted up.
"Probably when I got home, the slugs have returned." I turned my head and snickered.
"I think I was led astray by Little Brother Wu." Sister Lina pointed the finger at me without warning.
"It's unfair, I didn't teach him to do this kind of thing."
"That's right, Lina, running is my hobby and no one can control it!" Gaut said with a firm look on his face, clenching his fists.
"You guys still have the nerve to talk, hehe!!!"
Oh oh oh, I saw it, the authentic tiger style landing.
The Gothic gorilla was finally helped to stand up, but Lina was thrown to the ground by the madness, and was firmly fixed with a cross clavicle technique, twisting her limbs into a strange shape.
"I'll admit defeat, I'll admit defeat," Gaut kept wailing like a pig butchering, begging for mercy.
"It seems that since meeting Little Brother Wu, this guy has become more and more unscrupulous." While continuing to ruthlessly pull the Gorilla's bones, Sister Lina said this with a gentle smile that made me shudder.
"Is this happening?" I pretended to be stupid.
"Actually, even if this is the case, it can't be said to be Wu Xiaodi's fault. This guy's original personality is like this. It's just that after meeting Wu Xiaodi, he seems to have thrown away some important aspects of being a human being. thing."
"Eh heh heh? What on earth is it?" I smiled with cold sweat on my forehead.
In fact, I know that that kind of thing is called integrity.
"Forget it, it's not a bad thing. Living happily every day is more important than anything else, isn't it?"
After saying this, Sister Lina smiled and exerted her hands, and there was a crisp snapping sound of bones. Then, Gaote lost his struggle and slowly fell down, with half of his soul running out of his mouth.
I'm sorry, Gaote, it seems that I hurt you and awakened the spirit of Sister Lina.
After a while, we came to a wine room and made a meal in the corner. Gorilla immediately slumped his upper body on the table, looking like he was "finally alive."
After casually ordering a glass of juice, I turned around and faced Sister Karina's smiling face.
"How is it, little brother Wu, how are the elves doing? Have you had a good communication with their Queen and deepened your relationship?" Sister Lina, who obviously doesn't like gossip, talked about the matter between Artoria and me. , but unexpectedly became energetic.
"My relationship with Artoria is already good." I shook my head and smiled bitterly, although after this incident, it did seem to have deepened a little bit.
"We'll talk about my business later. Don't worry, I will tell you the truth. Let's talk about Sister Lina and you first." Feeling that something was wrong, I quickly changed the subject.
"Didn't we just talk about what Gott and I said? We have decided to stay in the camp and will not leave again." Sister Lina picked up the cup, slowly sipped the fruit wine inside, and said with a smile.
Originally, the mission of Sister Lina and Goth Gorilla was to assist Vilas and the others, to be precise, to assist the little ghost to upgrade quickly, that's all. However, the crystal fragment incident that happened next, and the alliance's grand god's birthday, Li Sister Na showed extraordinary talents, which moved Akala's mind. After the God's birthday, she immediately made a request for Mrs. Gotfu to stay in the camp.
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As an adventurer, an adventurer with decades of experience and deep-rooted fighting blood flowing through his bones, it is understandable that Sister Lina was confused. Is this really good? Staying in the camp, are you really qualified for this job? After decades of fighting for their lives, targeting the Third World, these things have long become the instinct of everyone.
Therefore, knowing that if you return, you don't have to continue the brutal battle, and you don't have to go to the third world where there is no turning back, you can enjoy a peaceful life. However, the adventurers who have reached the second world of Harrogath, alone , and there may not be anyone willing to choose to return to the camp.
It's not that they don't know the benefits of returning to the camp, but that they are already deeply ingrained in the adventurer profession in their bones and souls.
"Grandma Akara doesn't force anyone to do anything." Looking at Sister Lina's complicated expression, I asked cautiously. In my mind, that old fox is a guy who will not hesitate to use some strange means to achieve his goal.
"Of course not. Master Akara respects my decision very much and has never interfered." Sister Lina shook her head vigorously.
"That's good." I breathed a sigh of relief, but I was afraid that the old fox would use some means to let Sister Lina know about it, which would cause a gap between the two. When the time comes, I don't know who to speak for. .
"But to be honest, it took a lot of effort to make the decision." Sister Lina, who only had a few people to talk to, seemed to be planning to let out the things she had been holding back, and poured out the cup of One drink of wine
Thanks to book friend Hynn Children’s Shoes for the reward, An Mie’s results this month are not very good, Xiaoqi is feeling disappointed, haha! .
