Chapter 1,213 kf
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As soon as I rushed in, I made two preparations. One was to apologize to Linya and Lena, and the other was to prevent Old Farah and Mudiao Donggua from sneak attacks.
If these two old guys dare to use the vicious dog attack when I rush in as I think, then the whirlwind legs I have prepared long ago will definitely sweep these two public enemies of the Dark Continent out of this camp, and then One more consecutive Fire Dragon Fist turned them into the garbage of the universe.
Unfortunately, it seemed that there was a bit of miscalculation, and everything was calm inside the tent.
When I asked about my doubts, Linya showed a slightly troubled smile.
"Master Farah and Master Muradin really made a big fuss in the camp yesterday. They wanted to catch you, Brother Wu, no matter what, but they stopped after a while."
"What are these two old guys paying attention to?" Hearing Linya say this, I became more vigilant.
Do Old Man Farah and Mu Aodonggua seem to be such people who don’t hold grudges? I would rather believe that Akara is actually a spy sent by the forces of hell.
"Brother Wu, you have to be careful. The two of them must be paying attention to something."
Seeing my thoughtful look, Linya reminded me softly, "Look, even this little girl doesn't believe in Old Man Farah and Mu Donggua. The two of them are not far from being the public enemies of the world."
"Don't worry, I'm prepared. By the way, did they say anything when they arrested me?"
I snorted secretly and inquired with Linya carefully, not letting go of any thread of the conspiracy surrounding myself.
"That ahem"
For some reason, Linya seemed to cover her mouth, turned her head and chuckled secretly, but she immediately covered it up with a cough.
Damn it, did these two old men say anything bad about me? For those of you who haven’t learned the lesson yet, beware that I treat the motivational propaganda in my hand as the opening song I listen to every morning at the camp.
"Two adults said cough cough"
Linya, who finally held back her smile, looked away, and seemed to stutter unspeakably for a while before continuing.
"Brother Wu will be hung in front of the Mage Guild like this for three days and three nights."
"That look?"
I was stunned for a moment, and then I realized what it meant. Immediately, boundless fighting fireworks rose up in my pupils, I clenched my fists, and let out a series of sinister laughter.
They are two old men, let's see who cheats on the other.
Going back ten hours, nearly an hour into the night after the league's performance ended smoothly, a shocking conspiracy was brewing in a small tent in the training camp.
There were no lights inside the tent, so in the darkness, one could see four pairs of shining eyes, just like behind-the-scenes scenes in a game, surrounding a circle. The aura of mystery and conspiracy exuding from them was constantly accumulating in the darkness. , seemingly bursting the small tent.
"Ahem, may I ask what business you have come to see me for?"
One pair of eyes blinked, revealing the aggrieved and confused look of the onlookers who had been involved in the accident who did not know the truth.
"Let me tell you in advance, I'm very busy."
Next to him, another pair of eyes flashed with cunning eyes, and he spoke slowly, making a "gulu" sound in the darkness, as if he was drinking something, and his leisurely posture was completely opposite to what he said.
"Don't say that, drunkard. The grudge between you and that boy has lasted for more than a day or two. Why not take advantage of this time and work together to teach that brat an unforgettable lesson."
Sitting across from him, he propped up his arms on the table with his elbows splayed out, his fingers were clasped together, and his chin rested on them. The third pair of eyes completely imitated the posture of a certain commander in a certain Skyhawk warrior, and he slowly and deeply raised his eyes. , said in a confident tone that would make the other party take the bait.
"What's the benefit?"
The second pair of eyes was not intimidated by the opponent's aura, and stretched out his hand without hesitation.
"righteousness
In the face of justice, should we care about personal interests? "
The fourth pair of eyes, which was obviously much shorter than the other three pairs, scolded in a rough and righteous voice.
"What's the benefit?" Those eyes were unmoved and continued to stretch out their hands.
"hateful!"
The two pairs of eyes began to whisper to each other and whispered.
"This drunkard really can't be fooled."
"Didn't I say it from the beginning? You can't rely too much on this guy."
"She's obviously a vampire. I can't help but give her enough benefits."
"The price is too high. Even if the revenge is successful, I won't be happy."
"That's the reason. We can't let this guy be the main force, otherwise we will both be blackmailed and bankrupt."
"Just give her a little benefit and let her help a little bit."
The two pairs of cunning eyes, having made up their mind, began to negotiate with the second pair of eyes.
"Excuse me, where is my money? What are you doing asking me to come here?"
The first pair of eyes weakly raised his hand.
"Of course it's revenge. Don't you feel angry at all about that brat's motivational propaganda?"
Both pairs of eyes answered in unison.
"Angry, why are you angry?" The first pair of eyes tilted slightly in confusion.
"I took the initiative to cooperate with Wu in filming. To be honest, the effect was really good. In this way, many people will realize the charm of streaking by the river, and from now on, they will no longer have to be alone."
The third pair of eyes: ""
The fourth pair of eyes: ""
"No, we can't count on this guy."
"Yes, he is not only an idiot, but also a pervert. I originally thought he had some use value."
"Excuse me." Tears welled up in the first pair of eyes.
"Even if what you are saying is the truth, can't you consider that the person involved can hear it?"
Of course, these words were ignored again.
"Even if we don't count on others, as long as the two of us can work together, we don't have to be afraid even of the Four Demon Kings and Three Demon Gods."
"That's right, let that brat see the horror of Rogge, the stingiest man, and the stingy dwarves teaming up."
“A pleasure to work with.”
The sperm whale and the deep-sea octopus held hands together in a historic moment.
"I already have a plan, you see."
In the darkness, there was a crisp sound of paper, and then a big hand pointed at it.
"Look, the opportunity is on the fifth day."
"That's right, let that kid fall into a trap and reap the consequences."
"us"
Just as the two pairs of eyes were about to start communicating, they suddenly looked at the first pair. The first pair blinked innocently, as if to say, you say it, I'm listening.
A moment later, the owner of these eyes was thrown outside the tent.
"This guy is too stupid. If he is not careful, he will expose our plan."
Then, three other pairs of eyes started whispering, and gradually, a series of sinister laughter came from inside the tent.
Time goes back to ten hours later.
"Linya, how are the preparations going in the arena?"
Everything is ready to start.
In the command camp, a group of people came and went, busy preparing for today's program.
Even the elves are working so hard. As the organizer of God's Birthday, our Adventurer Alliance naturally prepares a *** program every day.
Needless to say, the first day of the God’s Birthday was a sacrificial ceremony, and the second day, yesterday, was a stage performance.
And today, the program prepared by the alliance is——
Arena match.
That's right, when it comes to festivals, for adventurers like us, how can we lack fighting and find someone to compete with? Firstly, they can stretch their muscles, and secondly, civilians can get a taste of what they want, witness the thrilling battles between adventurers at close range, and it can also serve as a publicity effect.
br /> Do you also want to be a member of the ring and have strong power? Action is worse than excitement. Now, as long as you are a young man under the age of 20, you can immediately apply to the alliance for a talent test to check whether you have the potential to become an adventurer.
Of course, we must also take into account that some civilians do not like this kind of battle. No problem, our alliance has prepared two games.
The first game is an entertainment game. As the name suggests, it is used to entertain the audience. The contestants on the stage may not, or perhaps should be said, rarely decide the outcome by fighting, but by drawing lots. To determine the content of the competition, the purpose is to make everyone laugh.
The official arena competition will be after the entertainment competition. The adventurers who must have known about today's arrangements from the program schedule are already gearing up and ready to make a move.
"Brother Wu, the entertainment competition is about to start." Linya looked at the time and suddenly spoke.
"To be honest, I feel a little uneasy about letting Master Kasha be the host. Can you please go over to my brother to ensure that the game can proceed normally."
"Thanks, baby Linya."
Ignoring the ambiguous looks from other people in the tent, my considerate little wife kissed me on the forehead.
Linya, who was a little shy, lowered her head in embarrassment under the gaze of others, and together with Lena, they pushed me out of the tent. "
"Go quickly, just leave this place to me and Lena."
Linya took a few steps forward gently and carefully helped me straighten the ties of my cloak, smiling like a gentle and considerate wife watching her husband go out.
Lena, standing next to her, was also smiling. In a daze, the smile on her face seemed to overlap with Linya's.
How is it possible, like a wife or something, Lena is her sister, and she treats me like an elder brother.
I shook my head, looked at him with two eyes, and left quickly. After a while, I saw the stage surrounded by audiences from a distance.
From this point of view, the performance held by the alliance yesterday should have been well received, so the number of people who came to watch today was much larger than yesterday.
It seems that the game has just begun, and the ear-splitting screams of the old drunkard as the host came from my side through the magic loudspeaker.
"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the entertainment competition held by the alliance. Please introduce yourself first, no need? Hahahahaha, that's right. There should be no one here who doesn't know me, Kasha."
Indeed, everyone knows that Rogge is the number one pest.
I must not be the only one who secretly complains like this.
"Junior Brother Wu, why are you here?"
At this time, two tall figures slowly stepped out from the crowd.
Carlos, Seattle G.
"Where, isn't this just in time?" I looked at the stands and said quibly.
"Now let's invite the first team players." The old drunkard's voice focused everyone's attention on the stage.
I saw her rudely extending an arm into the closed box, stirring it constantly, and then took out a paper ball at random.
That's right, even the contestants are determined by drawing lots, with three people forming a team to participate.
Because of this, the official name of this entertainment competition is the King of Fighters Tournament. As for who named it, please imagine for yourself.
"Oh oh oh, that's incredible. These three people are the first to take the field. Could it be that the game is going to reach its climax as soon as it starts?"
The old drunkard spread out the paper ball and took a look, and suddenly exclaimed, which made the audience feel itchy. They all wanted to know which team it was that could make this rogue old woman so surprised. player.
"I guess everyone can't wait, we are going to invite our first team players now."
The sound of the big drum sounded, which whetted our appetite for a while. It wasn't until we couldn't help but want to throw rocks on the ring and smash eggs that she yelled.
"We have a strong combination in the camp, an all-star team, and the Cassifan team, whose name is as stupid as ever!!"
What does it mean to be as stupid as ever?
, this is the team name I came up with after thinking hard for an hour! !
I cast a hateful look at the old drunkard on the stage, but that guy was too thick-skinned. I guess even my gaze, which turned into blue anger, couldn't pierce her thick-skinned face.
"It's us?"
Seattlek pointed at himself uncertainly.
"What is we? Hasn't it been decided a long time ago, our team name?" I turned around and glared at Seattle.
"Not that"
Seacoat scratched the back of his head helplessly and glanced at Carlos, as if to say: Can't you stop this guy? Haven't you suffered enough from Beidou Youqing Poyanzhan?
Carlos avoided Seattle's accusing gaze and twitched the corners of his mouth: "Can I explain that I was threatened by a lunch box and nodded?"
"Okay, okay, let me go up first and then talk about it. I didn't expect us to be the first one."
I pushed Carlos and Seattle onto the stage. The moment we appeared, there was a shock in the audience.
It turns out that Team Cassifan refers to these three people, and the names are really quite catchy and easy to understand.
If it were these three people, the host just said that they were a strong all-star team, but there was no point in it. Based on their combat power alone, these three people could definitely win the first place in the competition.
In this way, as long as the competition method is not too outrageous, there should be no suspense about the result.
"Let's see who the three opponents are. Who will be so unlucky that the first one will encounter them?"
Kasha grabbed again in the box, took out a ball of paper and unfolded it. Suddenly his eyes widened and he couldn't help laughing.
"This is really fate."
Turning the paper in his hand towards the audience, Kasha announced loudly.
"Let's give a warm welcome to the second team, the three who won first place in yesterday's league performance."
After staying for a while, the crowd suddenly burst into loud laughter.
"Who won the first place in the alliance performance yesterday?" After the inspirational promotion, I was chased by Old Man Farah and Mu Aodonggua and I was not able to participate in the post-show. Naturally, I didn't know who won the first place.
When I looked back, I saw Carlos's pale face, so I had to turn my attention to Seattle.
"It's a drama between you and Vilas."
Seacoat flashed his teeth and gave me a thumbs up.
A drama between me and Vilas? Doesn't that mean that Sirus and the others won first place?
I didn't expect them to take first place. After all, the matching of the characters was too poor, and the final results fell short.
But according to Seattleke's explanation, they won this first place with an absolute advantage in votes.
From this point of view, even in the Dark Continent, the theory that cuteness is justice is still feasible.
etc! ! !
In other words, our opponents are Xilusi, Aikolu and Kajiel? !
Like Carlos, my face suddenly turned pale.
No wonder the old drunkard smiled so happily and evilly, and no wonder the audience in the audience booed, with some surprised exclamations such as it turned out to be an internal fight.
Unexpectedly, the first opponent he encountered was his own precious daughter! !
Sure enough, from the other side of the stage, the petite and cute figures of Xilusi, Aikolu and Kajie slowly walked up. The two little princesses stuck out their tongues at me with playful faces. When they saw me Kajier, on the other hand, held her little finger cutely and let out a "chi" sound in joy, as if she wanted to throw herself into the arms of the enemy. Fortunately, Silos and Aikelu held her tightly from behind.
I won’t let you idiot, Jie, act like a spoiled child with your father! !
Seeing the arrangement of contestants standing on each side of the stage, the audience laughed loudly and showed expressions of watching a good show, waiting for Kasha's last draw.
Decide how to play.
The old drunkard had a happy smile on her face. The smile on her face was as disgusting as I thought. I saw her reaching for the next box. It was very disgusting.
After working hard for a while, he slowly pulled out the paper ball and unfolded it in his hand.
Then burst into laughter.
"This is really a rare lottery." Kasha, who was out of breath from laughing, said intermittently.
"The content of the competition is actually a battle. Until one of the teams falls completely, there is only one rule, no surrender."
"What? You bastard are up to something, aren't you?"
I angrily snatched the paper from the old drunkard's hand and took a look at it.
Yes, that’s exactly what it says above.
Moreover, this crooked, earthworm-like handwriting has no semicolon except this one, so it was written by myself.
To put it this way, it seems that when I was preparing these paper signs, I did write down such a competition method.
You will not live if you do your own evil.
Realizing that this was not an old drunkard cheating for personal gain, but a God's joke composed of several coincidences, I burst into tears and fell to my knees with a twitchy heart.
On the other side, Xilusi and Aikelu were also at a loss after hearing the rules of the competition.
Their original plan was to admit defeat immediately no matter what kind of game they caught, so that their father could advance, but they didn't expect that there would be a rule not to surrender.
In comparison, Kajie'er seemed carefree. She just wanted to throw herself into the arms of someone across from her and act like a spoiled brat. Competitions, rules, etc. were all nonsense.
"I declare - the game begins!!"
Smiling happily, in order to avoid any complications, Kasha immediately announced loudly, quickly left the stage, and looked at the two daughters above who were pale and embarrassed.
what to do?
Carlos and I looked at each other and found the answer in each other's eyes.
Isn't this our only option?
He smiled like a daughter-in-law and said nothing.
"There's nothing we can do. Even though it's you little guys, there are no missing words in my dictionary. If you don't want to get hurt, just lie down obediently."
Seattle's ferocious bald head flashed in and out, and he kept pressing the knuckles of his ten knuckles. Just the crunching sound was like the sneer of death, making people shudder.
Then, he took a step forward, intending to put more pressure on the three people on the opposite side.
When he took this step, time suddenly slowed down.
When Seattle's leg was slowly raised to a high point, without any sound, two huge fists swung hard at his big bald head.
Seattle's feet fell down little by little, and his two fists came closer little by little. When his footsteps finally touched the ground,
"Boom————!!"
There were two loud noises, and Seattle, who was still looking a little dazed, turned into a high-speed spinning top and flew into the air. His huge body was carrying a fierce force, and he fell heavily off the stage, smashing the ground into a big ball. pit.
Inside, Seattle's eyes were wide open, looking a little bit dead-eyed - he didn't expect that he would be betrayed by two teammates later.
After we worked together to send the dangerous person Seattle Ke down, Carlos and I stood face to face with stern expressions. Against the backdrop of the howling cold wind, it seemed like we were staging a final showdown at the top of the Forbidden City.
Almost at the same time, Carlos and I moved.
"Forgive me, Junior Brother Wu."
Taking a step like a phantom, his fist turned into a roaring dragon's tooth and struck towards the opposite side. Carlos murmured this.
"Brother Carlos, I won't hold back this time."
In the exact same posture as Carlos, his fist turned into the palm of a roaring giant bear, hitting the opponent mercilessly.
"Boom——!!"
"move--!!"
Two loud bangs and two fists reached their target almost simultaneously.
Maintaining this posture, Carlos and I looked at each other with relief. After a moment, our bodies collapsed.
"Oh oh oh, the victory seems to have been decided.
Xiaoxiao, it was really a very exciting internal fight. "
Looking at the three fallen corpses on the stage, Kasha, who was under the stage, was already crying with laughter. She rubbed her eyes and jumped onto the stage with her toes. She turned around and announced loudly to the audience.
"The winners are our little princesses."
Suddenly, there were cheers and disappointment in the audience. No one expected that the favorite would be eliminated in the first game.
"Dad, dad, are you okay? It's all Xi Lusi's fault."
At this time, the winners did not feel any joy of victory. With anxious expressions on their faces, they ran to their father who fell on the ground opposite him at a fast speed and hugged him tightly.
As for Carlos, who was lying next to him, when Kajiel flew over him, she grabbed one of his legs as if she were carrying a ball of light cotton. She easily swung it several times in the air, and then threw it away. Get off the stage.
Carlos, who had been pretending to be dead, had tears of sadness leaking out of his tightly closed eyes.
"Okay, okay, let's talk about the deep love between father and daughter when we get home. Time is limited, so hurry up and move on to the next scene."
I wanted to enjoy the care of the two babies, Xilusi and Aikelu, but the old drunkard saw through it and swept him off the stage, and the second game began.
After touching around in the box, Kasha took out a paper ball again, unfolded it, took a look, and said.
"The next team of contestants is the *** trio?"
Everyone was confused for a while. Who is this combination with a strange name?
"Wu, you bastard!!"
There was a roar from the crowd.
"Oh, it seems that these are the *** trio." Kasha narrowed his eyes.
After a while, Lar, Doug and Geoff walked onto the stage with sullen expressions on their faces, not forgetting to look back and glare at someone in the audience who was snickering.
Since it is a King of Fighters competition, it is natural that according to the regulations, the winning group will continue to compete until they lose. In this way, although it is very disadvantageous to the players who came to the stage earlier, the player who was drawn to the stage later will You can easily step on the corpses of countless ancestors and arrive directly at the terminal. There is no fairness at all, it all depends on luck.
However, since it is an entertainment competition, there is no need to worry too much.
Therefore, according to the rules, the opponents of Lardog and Gefu are still the three of Silos.
"snort."
Lal on the stage snorted coldly, his eyes serious.
"Xi Lusi, Aike Lu, Ka Jie'er, although I also know that this kind of competition is unfair, but"
His eyes widened suddenly, Lal pointed at the three people opposite him with overwhelming momentum.
"Who said you are not my daughter? Accept your fate. I must win this game and let my precious daughter see my father's heroic figure, hahahahaha."
If you don't bully three little girls, even if you win, it won't be considered heroic at all. It would be more appropriate to say it is embarrassing.
I looked at little Sarah who came from the side and stared at her father on the stage angrily and helplessly, and Aunt Lisa who had a warm smile but somehow made people feel chilly. I suddenly felt a little bit sad about losing my comrade-in-arms. sorrow.
Uncle Lal, if you surrender now, you still have time to save a small life.
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I started to feel dizzy and feverish in the afternoon. I went to the hospital and got two bottles of anti-inflammatory and antipyretic injections. My condition improved a bit. When I got home and coded 7,000 words, my condition started to get worse again.
Tomorrow is the Super Singles' Day that happens once in a century. I wish all the singles a happy holiday. Xiaoqi is also going to buy a cake to celebrate. Uh-huh.
