Chapter 715-Chapter 716 Prelude to Marriage
"Lilissa, you misunderstood. I was only thinking about Doug and Goff. You see, they are already half-grown, right? You say so, Doug Goff."
Lal hurriedly explained, secretly blinking at the two barbarian brothers, and shooting an angry look that said, "Look, I am thinking about you, but you are slandering me in front of Lisa."
"No, brother, you also know that we are not interested in those petite mages."
In his anxiety, Lal ignored the aesthetics of barbarians. As soon as he finished his words, he was met with an aggrieved rebuttal by Big Mouth Doug and was immediately speechless.
"Hmm, it turns out that after fighting together for so long, our upright Lord Lal is still unclear about his brothers' hobbies, so this led to such a misunderstanding. I understand."
Lisa used a sharp smile, and every word she spoke was so sharp, as if it was going to pierce Lar's heart. Even Sarah next to her had an evasive look that said, "It turns out that dad is such a person."
"No Sarah, baby, you can't do this!" Lal wailed, and then pointed at me angrily.
"Isn't your husband also a playboy? Why does he despise me alone?"
"Damn it, why bother blaming me for nothing."
I expressed my indignation that I could be shot while lying down, but because what Lal said was true, I felt somewhat guilty.
"Big brother is a big brother, and dad is dad. How can we generalize? If dad is sorry for mom, Sarah will not forgive dad."
Little Salad crossed her arms in anger and looked at her father with a pair of majestic crimson eyes.
"No, why do I feel that your sentence of "big brother is a big brother and dad is dad" is so similar to the feeling that people are humans, livestock are livestock, humans are for love, and livestock are for slaughtering and eating?"
Faced with the harsh words of his ruthless daughter, Lal, who was completely pale, couldn't help but complain.
"That's not the case. That's because even if my eldest brother and Sister Willas and the others still love me."
Sarah, who folded her arms and looked like a short, short-breasted young lady with an imposing manner, defended me a little unreasonably.
By the way, I didn’t add the small breasts on purpose.
After such an exciting answer, Baby Sarah seemed to suddenly wake up. She was so shameless to say such words in front of everyone. Her face immediately turned red like a ripe apple, and she hid in embarrassment. Behind me, the love overflowing from that petite and cute body came to me so closely, making my heart extremely happy and warm.
At this time, another person who was completely opposite to his current situation, or should be said to be completely opposite, started shouting unwillingly.
"Then even if I marry another woman, I still love your mother. Why do you only despise me?" Lal burst into tears.
"Eh"
At this time, everyone sighed in unison and moved out of the way.
On the opposite side of the road, under the terrifying aura, her whole body exuded black energy, her long hair was windless, like the poisonous snake spitting out the core of Medusa's head, Aunt Lisa gently smiled at Lar.
"My dear, I can't tell. It turns out you really have such thoughts."
"No, Lisa, I was just giving an example."
Lal, whose nickname is the henpecked wife, made desperate excuses.
"Sorry, there's something going on at home, so we'll go back first."
Ignoring Lar's pitiful defense, Aunt Lisa grabbed his collar with one hand, smiled like a lady at us, and then dragged him away quickly.
"I love you!!"
From the distance where the two people disappeared, Lal's belated sweet words came, which made us sweat on our foreheads.
"Sure enough, it's better not to get married so soon."
Look in front of you
In one scene, Doug and Geoff, who were a little moved by our persuasion just now, looked at each other and nodded silently as if they had decided something.
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I think the reason why these two barbarian brothers are still single today has a lot to do with the negative role of Aunt Lisa and Uncle Lal as a couple. Don’t look at them. Although he has a fierce appearance, he is actually quite careful and good-tempered. Because of this, he pays more attention to the important life event of marriage than other adventurers. He is always hesitant, fearing that like his elder brother, he will "become unfavorable when meeting people". "Shu".
Of course, compared to the two tragic seniors Rickon and Hans, the two barbarian brothers, who are still young compared to the age of adventurers in the Dark Continent, still have more time.
However, now is not the time to sympathize with the two of them.
I turned around with tears in my eyes, holding the salad in my little hand and holding it tightly in my chest.
"Sarah baby, you just have to keep it like this."
"Woo"
Sarah misunderstood the meaning of this sentence. Someone originally just wanted to express in a subtle way not to become the second Aunt Lisa, but Sarah, who is very sensitive to her lolita physique, misunderstood the other person. Talk about her figure.
"If big brother likes Sarah like this"
Little Shala, who is as pure and kind as an angel in her heart, although she is very concerned about her loli body shape, she still nodded empathetically. If the big brother really likes her, it seems to be a good result.
As a result, a gorgeous misunderstanding conversation was born. Although it will have no impact on the future, even if Sarah continues to care, it will not change the fact that she will always look like a loli.
Sooner or later, Xilusi and Aikelu, who once surrounded themselves like two coquettish little birds, sweetly licking left and right and calling Sister Sarah, will also stand proudly with their breasts high and have no choice but to Only when you lower your head can you talk to yourself, woo woo
"It's good to be young."
Looking at this scene that seemed to be full of life, Kane laughed.
"wine wine"
Next to him was an old drunkard who was hunched over like a hungry ghost and exuded a strong gloomy aura.
Soon, we arrived at Lal’s house. Although my house in Kurast was actually not far away, considering that no one had cleaned it for a long time, and besides, we really wanted to see what kind of torture Lal was subjected to, so I Still with the mentality of watching the excitement, I became a return guest with Kane, the old drunkard, and the others.
"You guys sit down for a while. Tea will be ready soon. Sarah, come here and help me."
The couple seemed to have calmed down, but at this time, Aunt Lisa was making a noise in the kitchen.
"Eh."
In response, Sarah showed me a bright and beautiful smile, and then ran towards the kitchen.
"Oh, Uncle Lal, what's wrong with you?"
As soon as I entered the hall, I saw Lal, who looked like a down-and-out boxer sitting on the bench in the corner of the boxing ring. His whole body exuded a decadent and gloomy aura. I greeted him loudly and knowingly.
"leave me alone"
Lal, who has always been unforgiving of my Hong Guoguo's malice, seems to have lost the strength to refute. From this, we can imagine for a moment what he actually encountered Aunt Lisa in the short period of time before our arrival. What kind of torture, I'm afraid it can be compared with the terrifying moves like the Queen's U-shaped hoop and the Queen's word fold that Sister Sharna used to deal with me.
What, what is the difference between a U-shaped hoop and a word-shaped fold? It's very simple. The starting position of the two moves is the same, with the recipient lying on the bed and the performer sitting on the opponent's waist.
The difference is that the U-shaped hoop slowly tightens the neck and thighs of the recipient, gradually forming a U-shape, while the U-shaped hoop holds the opponent's thighs and slams them backwards. The biggest difference is that Continuous pain, one is a sharp pain that cuts off the waist in an instant, huh huh.
Having said that, why should I act like a masochist who is used to enjoying myself? Here are the explanations of these two terrible moves! !
"You guys, your life has been very difficult since you met Mr. Wu."
I don't know when, the old drunkard stopped feeling decadent and gloomy along the way, with his back straight and his face as solemn as a life mentor. He silently stood next to Lar and patted his shoulder.
Hey, hey, hey, what kind of rude words do you want to talk about in front of the person concerned? !
"Yes, yes, if I had known better, I should have thrown that bastard into the Sinking Demon camp."
Laerl suddenly felt like he had found a close friend in his life. It was like an old man bursting into tears.
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Forget it, I originally wanted to remind this old man to be careful and be wary of the old drunkard's idle ingratiation, but it seems there is no need for that now.
"That's right. I think back when you were a student in the camp, you were such a pure and upright child. It's all Mr. Wu's fault for leading you astray."
The old drunkard showed a look of vicissitudes of life that he could not bear to look back on.
"Yes, I still remember that Master Kasha hit me on the head with a stick and yelled, "Are you an idiot?" Lal said in memory and nodded.
"At that time, I hated iron and steel. It was definitely not because I was upset because I didn't have money to buy wine and I wanted to take it out on someone."
I:""
"I understand this. Everyone understands that Master Kasha never teaches those students who have no talent. Only geniuses like Master Sharna are worthy of being taught by Master Kasha. So it was me who was able to be taught by Master Kasha at that time. An honor."
This time Lal finally got it right. The old drunkard is a slovenly man, but his vision is astonishingly high. Only those like Sister Sharna, Carlos and Seattle are qualified to become her students, those students with average talents. , it is really difficult for her to even look at her or even scold her.
"I just didn't expect that Master Kasha has changed a lot after so many years." Lal sighed.
"Oh, I have changed?" For a moment, the old drunkard showed a dazed expression.
"Yes, it has changed. How should I say it?" After thinking about it for a while, Lal said slowly.
"In the past, Mr. Kasha, although he was also very careless, he could make people feel the coldness in his heart that rejected others thousands of miles away. Now he has become approachable and even more funny."
"The last sentence is redundant."
The old drunkard retracted his fist and breathed out fiercely.
"Yes, it is."
Lal screamed sadly as he fell to the ground.
"Speaking of which, when I first came here, my wallet was touched by some bastard thief. Do you have any with you? Let me borrow some."
Here it comes, finally here. After chatting about home affairs, the relationship between the two people seems to have improved by n points, and has been upgraded to the level of buddies. Under the urging of the alcohol bug, the old alcoholic, whose IQ has increased infinitely, has also used the opportunity. He asked casually in the tone of a good buddy, "We are all buddies. Your money is mine, and what's mine is mine."
It's too false to say this. Are there really thieves in the first world who can steal your wallet? Could it be Old Man Galen? Besides, will adventurers keep their wallets on them? Usually they will be placed in the inventory, only those who can fool them will be wise.
"So that's it." Lal clapped his palms, showing a look of surprise.
Wife, come out and see ghosts quickly.
After not returning, Lal showed a frustrated expression: "But all the money I had with me was used up in the bar a few days ago."
"There must always be some storage." The old drunkard showed his unwillingness to fly away after getting the fat sheep.
"Yes, yes, but those are the numbers that Lisa knows, so she doesn't dare to use them casually." Lal lowered his head.
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With his mouth wide open, the old drunkard looked at the other person as if he had seen a ghost.
"The inventory is yours. Even if you underreport it, you will never find it."
After finally accepting this reality, the old drunkard swallowed his saliva and asked doubtfully.
"How could that be possible? I will never lie to Lisa, absolutely not." Lar snored and shook his head.
"You are really a pitiful and happy man." After staying for a long time, the old drunkard helplessly looked into the distance.
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"But it doesn't matter, I can drink Doug and they can take it."
Seeing the old drunkard's dejected look, he felt that it was a loss of man's face - although I personally thought he had lost this thing a long time ago, but Lal, who still felt good about himself, patted his chest to reassure himself, and then went on to discuss the matter. The two barbarian brothers, who didn't know what it was about, went over to it and got back a money bag in a short while.
"This is one hundred gold coins. Master Kasha, please take it and use it first. Those two guys are also the ones who can't save money."
"Okay, in case I return to the camp, Wu Xiaozi will help me return it."
The old drunkard smiled and stuffed the money bag into the inventory at a speed that no one could see clearly, rather than taking it.
"Uh-oh, okay."
Lar responded in a daze, and his stupid look finally made me confirm that he was served by some kind of terrifying method just now by Aunt Lisa, whose IQ temporarily dropped by 100 points in his brain.
Of course, I won't remind you of anything, so one day in the future, when a certain paladin finally remembered this and proudly asked his son-in-law, a certain druid, to collect debts, he was greeted by the words "Why should I help?" "Old drunkard pays his debts" was sent away.
"Uh-huh, Xiao Xiaofan"
At this time, the little saint in her arms stretched and finally opened her eyes in a daze.
Really, I already agreed to leave today, but I still couldn’t wake up so early in the morning. I couldn’t force her into the necklace, so I could only carry her all the way. I don’t know how many encounters I suffered along the way. A pair of curious or startled eyes made me, an ordinary human being who could not be found immediately after being squeezed into the crowd, really enjoy the feeling of being the center of attention.
By the way, she must have done it on purpose. She wanted to be held by me like this all the time, so she refused to wake up and get into the necklace obediently. This little ghost is even more annoying than the two precious daughters when she acts coquettishly.
"Xiaofan!?"
With a high-pitched questioning tone, the little guy stretched out his two soft little hands uncertainly and touched my face randomly.
"Who else do you think you are?"
I rolled my eyes. I am the only one in the world who can hold you like me and provide you with such a peaceful sleep. This little saint knows the bed very well.
"Is it really Xiaofan?!"
As if it didn't hear my words, this little ghost moved its face up and sniffed up my neck with its delicate and small nose.
Hey, are you a puppy?
"Xiaofan!!"
The little ghost who finally confirmed my existence cheered loudly and hugged my neck tightly.
"It's great to be able to come out with Xiaofan again."
Using a soft and happy tone that was completely different from the naughty and playful girl in the past, the little ghost with tears slightly reflected in the corners of her eyes spoke so softly that I choked with sobs in my ears.
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Instantly, my heart was filled with a huge sense of guilt. I knew that this little ghost only relied on me, but I had left her in the camp again and again over the years.
"Woohoo, that's great. This makes me feel at ease. Woohoo, I'm so sleepy. I need to take a good nap this time."
The little ghost, who had just woken up after sleeping for sixteen hours, had only been serious for less than ten seconds when he said such shocking words, yawned, and slipped into the necklace.
"Wu, although I'm a little sorry for Sarah, you have to take good care of the girl."
Lar next to me came up, sighed, patted my shoulder seriously and said, I think he must be in a very contradictory mood. He actually wanted his baby daughter to get more love and live a happier life, but he also wanted to live happily. I was moved by the loneliness and happiness that the little ghost showed just now.
It's this kind of gentleness that makes Lal turn into a strict henpecker.
I stayed at Lal's house all afternoon. After dinner, I finally left and planned to go back to my small villa that I had been away from for a long time.
Sha reunited with her parents after a long separation
Sarah, of course I have to stay here. The little ghost has gone back to sleep in the necklace, so the only people following me are Kane and the old drunkard.
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"I said, you bastard, why are you coming with me?"
I pointed at the shameless old drunkard behind me and shouted loudly, with a look on my face that meant to chase away the guest.
"Don't be so heartless, dear Wu, staying in a hotel costs a lot of money, and it's too dangerous for you to bear to let a woman stay in a hotel alone."
The old drunkard ran out at some point and filled the jug with the money he earned from Lal. He took a big sip and said with a breath of alcohol.
You are the one in danger! The real danger is you! Give me a little bit of self-consciousness! !
"The consumption of Kurast is really expensive. One hundred gold coins are enough for me to use the camp for half a year." The old drunkard ignored my sharp gaze and continued to sigh.
In short, it was no match for this guy's shamelessness. The last three of them came to the small villa. Looking at the familiar yet unfamiliar outline of the villa emerging in the night, I felt relieved.
