Chapter 711-Chapter 712 Bar: Why can I be shot even while lying down? !
Don't trust Loli to keep your secrets.
I don’t know which senior in the original world once said this wise saying. I didn’t know it before, because little Sarah is a good baby. If you tell her not to say anything, she will never say it.
But I was wrong. Sarah is just a special case and does not represent the general public. Now I have tasted the consequences.
On the afternoon of the day I agreed with my two precious daughters, when I finally woke up from the paleness of my soul that had lasted for several hours, the sun had already set.
Dream?
I lay down on the big lazy chair, scratched the back of my head, looked at the sunset, and recalled the things that happened in the afternoon. I only felt that the memory was vague. I licked my lips, and there seemed to be a trace of the girl's fragrance remaining on them. , it seems to be just my own illusion.
It was indeed a dream! !
I touched my chest and breathed a big sigh of relief. Even the heart of an adventurer could not withstand such a nightmare.
But having said that, according to the theory of some experts in the original world, the content of dreams may be a reflection of a person's heart and thoughts. From this point of view, I have indeed followed in the footsteps of that guy Carlos. Is it right to control your daughter?
Um?
I always feel that just for a moment, there was a mysterious voice in my mind calling loudly, "What do you mean, you are following in Carlos' footsteps, you are obviously a daughter-in-law, right?" Is this my imagination? Or is it that the soul of one’s complaining instinctively complains about oneself?
Anyway, although it's a bit regretful, luckily it was just a dream, otherwise I, a dignified elder of the alliance, would not be able to save the Qing Festival, let alone the Wan Festival. Considering my age, I would obviously not be able to save the Qing Festival.
Unfortunately, the end of one nightmare is often the beginning of another.
When I stood up, the sky and the earth that had been sleeping since last night were dark. At least I didn't wake up before I fell asleep in the afternoon. I don't know when I finally woke up. Under the shining of the sunset, I looked at the beautiful and beautiful picture. Her pretty face floated over with a smile on her face, and her first greeting made me feel like a newbie who had just reached the Qi-training stage and was struck by the first thunder from the ascension thunder tribulation. Lei's is tender on the inside and charred on the outside.
"Good evening, beast father."
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When I was stunned, two identical angelic faces poked out from behind the little ghost. The pink cheeks were red, showing the girl's sweet and sour shyness like a green apple.
"Dad, we told Mother Vilas and the others about our agreement."
Rumble——! The second thunderbolt fell, knocking me to pieces.
The shy Sirus seemed to have not yet calmed down from her bold first kiss in the afternoon. She was blushing with shame, lowered her head, and kept playing with the lace ribbon sleeves of her Gothic princess dress. After finishing speaking, he immediately retracted his red face behind the little ghost.
The twin sister Aikolu, who has a right ponytail and has a more generous personality, is blushing with shame at this time, her childish and beautiful face is blushing, and her big black round eyes are staring closely at her, like a newly married wife, standing in the entrance hall. The husband who came back from work was greeted at the door. He asked whether it was better to eat first, take a shower first, or whether it was better to eat something first. He asked with a shy face.
"Dad, from now on, is it better for Aikolu to call daddy, daddy, or daddy, dear?"
Rumble——! The third thunder calamity fell one after another, shaking my tiger body.
Before I could stop being shocked, Vilas and the others walked out of the tent one after another, as if they were all the judges on the high court platform, lining up in front of me.
"Although this hobby is indeed a bit weird, Brother Wu will always be my Brother Wu, please don't mind."
Linya, who was as kind and gentle as the girl next door, gently covered her pretty red face and spoke vaguely while avoiding my eyes.
"Rumble--" The fourth thunderstorm fell, making me burst into tears.
"Although early West Ruth
He and Aikelu's intentions have long been seen, and they have expected such a day, but they did not expect that the adults would act so quickly. "
Vilas sighed softly, and her still gentle gaze pierced my heart like two cationic cannons.
"Rumble--" The fifth thunderstorm fell, splitting my chrysanthemums into bloom.
"Anyway, even if we add Silus and Aikelu, I'm still at the bottom, woo hoo."
Sarah didn't know why, but she felt very depressed from the moment she appeared. At this time, she was occupying the corner of the tent, her petite and exquisite body shrunk there, covering her breasts with only a faint bulging curve, and murmuring sadly to herself.
""
I was speechless as I was preparing to accept the sixth thunder tribulation.
“Swish, swish, swish—!”
Princess Sanwu wrote the book with emotionless expressions.
“Swish, swish, swish—!”
Princess Sanwu continued to write the book expressionlessly.
Forget it, let’s ignore this little one for now——
That's weird, you bastard! !
I angrily lifted the coffee table in my mind, roared and rushed towards Princess Sanwu, snatched the notes from her hand and took a look.
Sure enough, set during the famine period, the father of Lu Chi, who looks ordinary and sings extremely poorly, and his smart and lovely twin daughters live in a dilapidated wooden house, guarding an abandoned field, wearing patched commoners, and the three of them depend on each other for life. Living a poor but quite warm life.
The story of love sparking in a narrow wooden house that can only accommodate a bed.
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Without the latter setting, there is no doubt that this is a very heart-warming and inspirational story. Of course, this kind of amazing twist is also expected by me. Wanting Princess Sanwu to write a normal story is simply worse than asking Blizzard to It’s even more difficult not to have a bounced ticket.
"come over."
I hooked my finger at this h princess, and she immediately came closer.
I knead, I knead, knead—
Without any mercy, I put my big hands on the soft bun hat that was too big on her head and kept rubbing it. The little princess kept raising her hands high and tidying up the hat that I had messed up. Comedy scene.
"Do you know where you went wrong?"
After teaching this little princess a lesson, I crossed my arms, grabbed the notebook, put it in front of Princess Sanwu, and asked condescendingly.
"Master, I was wrong."
Princess Sanwu still worked hard to raise her hands high, struggling to adjust the overly huge bun hat she was holding, while replying as dull as a puppet.
"Idiot, I'm asking you what's wrong!!"
At this time, I was finally able to show off my master's authority and retaliate for being kicked three times by her princess because I "accidentally" knocked over the dish she had prepared yesterday.
Princess Sanwu silently took the note, wrote on it with her quill again, and soon handed the note back to me.
"Set in the famine period, he has an ordinary appearance and possesses the ability of a singer, but because of a vicissitudes of life that is still praised by the world and is praised as saving the Dark Continent with singing, he has always hidden his strength and identity. , a road-crazy father who is willing to be an unknown farmer, and his smart and lovely twin daughters."
I:""
Moissa: ""
"Written well, just write it like this."
After a moment of silence, I patted the little princess's head with praise and tenderness, and the other party gave her a thumbs up as a sign of comfort.
The next moment, four sharp eyes pierced through me like sharp knives, which made me, who had already been filled with the word "god of song" in my brain, feel enlightened and slap the notes in my hand to the ground.
"Hoho, don't think that writing like this can get rid of your mistakes. If you think you can use this childish method to fool me, you are totally wrong!!"
Have you been fooled? At that moment, you have been fooled! !
In the crowd
The hearts groaned in unison.
"Idiot master, go to hell."
Princess Sanwu picked up the notes from the ground, pointed at me angrily, and after speaking in a tone of indifference, she turned around holding the notes and ran in tears. She didn't run a few steps before she was caught by my clothes. The collar was pulled back.
"Before you go back, hand over your notes to me."
In any case, the expressions of this princess with three attributes, such as "angry" and "running into tears", are so fake that others can see through her intentions at a glance.
As a result, Princess H, who was discovered, was dragged back by me without expression, took back the note, and then gave me a princess kick on my calf without expression.
"Ouch——!!"
In the night sky of Rogge's camp, violent screams slowly echoed.
All in all, I finally got rid of a few jealous little wives. Of course, when I say jealous, I don’t mean that they are jealous of Xilusi and Aikolu. They are not childish to this level yet, but they are just using this It's just a farce to vent the fact that the Elf Queen and I are about to get married.
This is a political marriage, everyone knows this, and because they know it, they cannot vent their sour feelings about it willfully.
The opponent is the Elf Queen, and even the little ghost who is usually very proud feels the pressure.
"Little fool, what are you worried about?!"
At night, after the passion, I held the lazy and tired Linya in my arms, kissed her forehead gently and said.
"But she is the Elf Queen after all, one of the mainland's twin stars."
Linya sighed quietly, and pressed the big and plump breasts harder.
"It doesn't matter whether she is an elf queen or not, or a continental twin star. Huh, is a queen amazing? Are her breasts as big as my baby Linya's? In my eyes, you are important, and you are my queen. Isn’t it? Her Royal Highness Queen Linya, do you want me to call you this from now on?”
I asked teasingly, biting the other person's sensitive ear gently and breathing hot air into it.
"I don't want it, it's such a shameful name."
Linya shyly buried her face into my neck, her flawless skin like warm jade turned pink, and her slender thighs were tightly clamped.
A crazy night passed.
The next day, the two precious daughters did not notice any changes in their behavior because of what happened yesterday afternoon. They were still living their daily lives, just like before, always clinging to themselves and shouting "Daddy - Daddy -" It was so frequent and sweet that it made me seriously wonder if these two little darlings had mixed their voices with honey.
Of course, there are some things that we must talk to them about, such as the mutual agreement, and Vilas and the others can forget it. After all, they are a family, but it will be different when it comes to the outside world. I don’t want to be called the "father of beasts" The news spread early, although judging from the performance of Silos and Aikelu, it is still difficult to escape this disaster four years later.
Carlos and Seatik left the day before yesterday. They couldn't find anyone to practice with, and I didn't want to be abused by this old drunkard. I had no choice but to wander out and wander around to see if there was any gossip nearby that I could entertain myself with.
"Boss, boss, come here"
Kasha, who was wrapped in a black cloak and looked very sneaky no matter how he looked, sat in front of the bar and raised his fingers towards the yawning boss lying on the boring bench. In the process, he kept making guilty moves. Peeping, sometimes turning his head sharply, staring at the bar door as if he was on guard against something.
"Elder Kasha, it's you again. Let me tell you in advance that if you don't settle the accounts from the last few times, don't even think about buying wine on credit from me this time."
The owner of Roger's Bar sighed helplessly.
Although the name of the alliance elder is indeed very resounding, people in the camp where he lives, especially the bar owners in the camp, cannot feel the weight of the elder from Kasha, a drunkard. Perhaps this is what Kasha hopes. of.
Of course, except for this alcoholic elder who has no authority at all in the hearts of many bar owners
Outside of the old man, there is another extreme kind of existence, which often makes these bosses piss themselves off at first sight.
"Don't say such heartless words. I'm here this time to bring you some top-secret news."
The old drunkard hurriedly hissed to the bar owner to lower his voice, and then whispered.
"Top secret information."
The boss, who had been yawning just now, suddenly woke up as his eyes lit up.
Although this drunkard's character is not very good, he is still an elder of the alliance and will always know some less important inside information in advance.
You know, a piece of news that can evoke gossip can often attract a large number of adventurers. These warriors are masters who don’t know how to save money. If it works well, the bar can make enough money in one day that it used to take a month. money arrived.
"It depends on whether it is exclusive and what kind of news it is."
The bar owner also lowered his voice in line with Kasha's voice, and the two of them started whispering like an underground gang member.
"Of course it's first-hand news. What is the relationship between me, Kasha, and you? After I got the news, I naturally thought of you, boss, first."
Seeing that the fish had taken the bait, Kasha was no longer in a hurry and patted his chest to reassure himself.
what relationship? The relationship between an angry creditor and a debt-evading alcoholic! !
The bar owner secretly complained in his heart, but he was a businessman after all, so he suppressed the complaints in his heart and had to show a happy smile and look like he was all ears.
"Then what's the money for today's drink?"
Kasha shook the empty cup in her hand.
"Of course it's my treat, my treat."
The boss smiled quickly and asked the waiter to fill the empty cup.
"The debts owed in the past few times will also be written off in one lump sum."
Holding the filled wooden cup like a treasure, Kasha's narrowed eyes revealed a rare shrewdness.
"Then we have to see what the news is."
The bar owner is not an idiot, and his slender eyes that reveal the light of gold coins clearly express his determination to not cast the net until there is no fish in sight.
"Okay then, it's about Mr. Wu."
Kasha, who had already expected the bar owner's shrewdness, reluctantly compromised and whispered into the fat ear of the other party.
"Elder Fanfan"
As soon as he heard the name, the bar owner couldn't help but scream loudly, causing other adventurers in the bar to turn their heads and watch.
“Idiot, don’t you want to do business anymore?!”
Kasha quickly covered the other person's mouth and said viciously.
The bar owner is having a fierce struggle in his heart, a bet on the fate of his bar.
"Okay, as long as it's useful information, all previous fees will be waived."
Finally, he gritted his teeth and made a desperate expression.
"Okay, you are so heroic. I, Kasha, just like your personality." Kasha gave a thumbs up to the other party and narrowed his eyes.
"It's about the marriage between Mr. Wu and the Elf Queen."
"Didn't you tell me about this three days ago? And the first-hand information was that I bought it for the guy named Red-haired Jack."
The bar owner was stunned when he heard this, and then glared at Kasha angrily. Jack was the owner of another bar not far from Rogge's Bar, and he and Rogge's Bar were sworn enemies.
"Hahahahahahaha, such a thing happened?"
Kasha's skin was pierced, and he giggled nonchalantly. Even the bar owner who had been tested in shopping malls could not help but be amazed by his outrageous thickness of face.
If you ask the boss now why the alliance can resist the forces of hell, he will probably answer like this without hesitation - because the alliance elder Kasha is so thick-skinned that even the forces of hell cannot break through.
"Anyway, this is Xian's first-hand information. Do you know the date when Mr. Wu and the Elf Queen got married?"
"oh?!!"
The bar owner's eyes lit up, and he quickly began to calculate the possible profits from this news.
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"The previous bills are cancelled, plus fifty silver coins."
After a while, the boss stretched out five fingers and said fiercely.
"Two hundred pieces, otherwise I will go to Red-haired Jack's and see if I can get a good price."
Kasha, who had completely taken the initiative, bargained with sparkling eyes.
"Okay, two hundred coins, two hundred coins."
Gritting his teeth, the bar owner agreed. Although he would make less money this way, it was still better than letting his rival earn money, especially when he saw the proud expression on his rival's face.
"You're doing well. This is the news I just got from Akara. The wedding date of Mr. Wu and the Elf Queen is"
After saying this, Kasha looked at the boss with an impatient look and gave up.
"What day is it? I also want to know, Elder Kasha."
A skinny voice came from the side.
"Go, go, I want to know how to pay first. Is this the first day you met me?"
Kasha subconsciously waved his hand in the direction of the source of the sound, hoping to get free information from Rogge's second stingy, your brain is burned out.
When she saw the bar owner muttering something like "It's over, my bar is going to be over again", he was trembling like an ostrich and burying his head under the counter, with his big butt raised high and stuck. Xia instantly knew what was going on and turned back stiffly to look at the person.
"I'm also interested? Do I really have to pay?" I asked as I looked at the old drunkard who was starting to sweat on his forehead with a smile.
"Ahaha, ahhahaha, what are you talking about, Elder Fan? These are actually the great elders of Akara. What you just asked me to convey to you is to talk about money or not. How hurtful it is!"
The old drunkard was not slow to respond and immediately changed his tone, as if his impatient words to drive me away just now were a fart.
"Really? Then I should really thank Elder Kasha for coming all the way to deliver the news to me, but why would he come to a place like Liquor now?"
I continued to look at the other party with a murderous smile and asked.
"Ahem, this Elder Fan doesn't know something. I just counted with my fingers. Even if I come here at the Elder Fan Council, don't you think this is coming?"
The old drunkard argued with a calm expression.
"Elder Kasha also knows the art of prophecy." The sound of gritted teeth came from my teeth.
"Thank you, thank you. Compared with Great Elder Akara, I still have a lot to learn." The old drunkard looked humble.
"By the way, I just heard someone say that the news of my marriage to the Elf Queen was probably thanks to Elder Kasha's publicity."
"Where, as the elder of the alliance, I have the obligation to publicize such a big matter." Kasha waved his hand with an awe-inspiring attitude, as if he would rather me than anyone else.
"Really? That's it. I wonder if Elder Kasha is so good at calculating. Can he calculate what will happen later?"
"As an elder of the alliance, I have the obligation to curb all illegal violence." Sweat began to form on the old drunkard's forehead.
"Yeah?"
After laughing a few times, I sat down on the wooden chair in front of the counter and tapped the table with my index finger.
"Elder Fan, please, please."
The owner of Roger's Bar jumped out from under the stage like a rabbit. He grabbed a torch from nowhere and handed it to me with a sad face.
That's right, if old drunkards are elders without prestige in front of bar owners, then I am on the other extreme. Sister Sharna and I, who burned down Rogge's Bar twice, are horrified in the minds of bar owners in the entire camp. The level has far exceeded that of Sister An.
"Oh, boss, what are you doing? It's like I came here to burn down your bar."
I smiled and pushed the torch back with my eyes narrowed.
"It's okay if it's not, it's okay if it's not." The boss grinned like a pardon.
"I am a kind elder of the alliance. How could I do such a thing? Just tell me."
br /> "Yes, yes, Elder Fan is mighty, Elder Fan is wise, Elder Fan loves his people like his own children, and his figure is holier and taller than the angels. Every time I wait, it feels like a spring breeze, like bathing in holy light, like being reborn, and life is worse than death. .”
"That's right, hahahahahaha!"
I laughed loudly and nodded along with the bar owner like chickens pecking at rice.
"I just came here today to have a few sips of wine."
"Elder Fan, you should just burn it."
As soon as I finished speaking, the boss, who was all fat and trembling, handed the torch to me again, showing an expression of resignation.
"Just kidding, I came here today for some other reason."
Seeing the desperate look on the bar owner's face, as kind as I am, I really couldn't bear to continue teasing him. After coughing a few times, I took out a blank parchment from the inventory, wrote something crookedly on it, and then picked up the elder. Put the seal on it.
"I am now officially announcing that starting from today, all bars in the camp are prohibited from providing alcohol to Elder Kasha for free, on credit, for sale, etc. Anyone who violates the order will be responsible for the consequences."
After saying the last four words, I bared my bright white teeth and shook my head towards the bar owner opposite, who was frightened and almost fainted.
"Plop" sound.
The bar owner, who was as big as a fat pig, slipped softly to the ground.
"Wait a minute, I don't accept it. What kind of ban is this? It's clearly just a revenge of your own."
The old drunkard who was drunkenly sipping ale a moment ago jumped up and shouted angrily after his brain digested the contents of this prohibition.
"Sorry, this is a legal formality prohibition."
I proudly shook the fresh ban in my hand towards the old drunkard. The golden elder seal on it was shining brightly. The old drunkard seemed to be unable to bear the stimulation, so he wailed and covered his eyes with his arms.
"Of course, if you, as an elder, are dissatisfied, you can hand this ban to Grandma Akara for review. I will never mind."
Looking at the old drunkard coldly, I confidently looked at him with a condescending look.
It was all this guy, this bastard, who sold and spread the news about my marriage to the Elf Queen without authorization, which caused my two precious daughters to get the news so quickly, and then triggered yesterday's incident. This old woman, who is afraid of the world being in chaos, It is the source of all the turmoil in the camp. Let me eliminate harm for the people today, ho ho! !
"Woo"
Kasha wailed a few times and lowered her head in frustration. She could 100% guarantee that if this ban was placed in front of Akara, Akara would not think about it for too long, and he would add a great elder seal to it with a smile.
The dishonest person has few helpers, and he is talking about the old drunkard nowadays.
"If that's the case, then I will also get a ban. For every barrel of wine made, one-tenth of the wine tax will be paid to this elder."
Gritting her teeth, the old drunkard rummaged through her inventory. After a while, she found her dusty elder badge and said fiercely.
"Elder Kasha, let me remind you, it seems that your job is not in charge of this, and you have not gone all out to impose such a ban." I crossed my legs with a smile and watched the old drunkard struggling to his death.
Haha, it’s good to be a handyman elder. Although I have a lot to do, it also means that I am not restricted by my position and have the power to make decisions in all aspects.
"Woo"
The elder's badge held high by the old drunkard suddenly froze in the air.
"I'll fight you!!"
Anger arose in his heart, and evil arose in his guts. The old drunkard roared angrily and pounced on him menacingly.
"Whoever is afraid of whom, take my Pegasus Meteor Fist!"
"Hi-!!"
"Wow——!!"
“My my bar”
The bar owner, who was escaped like a dead pig by other well-meaning adventurers and escaped from the scope of this war of elders, saw the beautiful bar he had carefully built, with pieces broken in the east, a piece in the west, and another piece of the roof, and then shook. Staggered and fell down, raised up
The sky was filled with dust, and I couldn't help but roll my eyes, and there was foam at the corner of my mouth.
