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I:"……"
Adventurer: "..."
"He's the new guy..."
"What, can't it be me?"
"No, it's just that you are the savior after all."
“Can’t the savior do groceries?”
"Stop talking, I feel sad for you."
"You know I'm sad, so stop rubbing salt on my chest, you bastard!"
This is the contestant registration office. The above is a conversation between me and an adventurer I know well. The princess of the Hundred Tribes actually asked me to do such a job as a registrar, and even coaxed me to say that this kind of thing is not something ordinary people can do. Yes, even a literate person can do it, bastard!
"Anyway." I coughed twice, and Juliet next to me immediately handed over tea. I took a sip to moisten my throat. Anyway, since I got on the pirate ship, there was nothing I could do. It was full of groceries anyway, so I resigned myself to my fate. , my only wish is that Cirno and Crystal don’t cause any more trouble for me.
"Anyway, let's level up first. Let's talk about you." He looked up and down at the adventurer in front of him. There were several people behind him. It looked like a whole team, but it was actually a team. What was it called? Coming? Dorov's giant dog squad?
"It's a giant wolf, a giant wolf!!" The big man opposite seemed to be able to read minds. I just finished thinking this and was immediately corrected by him.
"I didn't say anything." I didn't intend to refuse.
"It's true that I didn't say anything, but haven't you already written it down?" He pointed at the register under my name, his eyes widening.
"Oh, sorry, it's a giant wolf, not a giant dog, right?"
"No need to confirm again and again! And as the savior, your handwriting is too ugly. Go back and practice your handwriting."
"It's up to you, can't you understand this? Do you still want to register?"
"It's really good intentions that are not rewarded. Forget it. You don't need to tell us our names anymore. Although I know that you, the newcomer, have a bad memory, if you even forget our names, we will be very sad."
The Giant Wolf Team is a good friend of the Tulakov Team. Thanks to this, they and I often had fights in the bar together when we were in the third world. Therefore, except for Sakiri Tulakovshahi In addition to Gram, Daga and Simba, these five people and their respective team members. The giant Dorov dog in front of me... ahem, it's the Giant Wolf Team, probably the group I'm most familiar with, so it's certainly impossible to say that I've forgotten their names.
"I know, I know, uncle, you are Togo Nag, right?"
"That's right, you still remember it, so I feel relieved. It's a very pitiful thing to be forgotten by an acquaintance."
"It looks like you have an unforgettable memory?"
"That's right, it was a dusk with heavy snow falling. I was walking on the snow-white and lonely streets, stepping on the thick snow..."
"Tell the important point."
"I saw a familiar figure in front of me. It was the person I had a crush on, so I rushed up to her in surprise and tapped her on the shoulder. She turned back and said to me, "Who are you?" I was heartbroken at that time. ”
"That's really pitiful." I felt a little sympathy for him. He was a guy who was forgotten by his first love. No matter how you think about it, it's a bit pitiful.
"Captain, don't make trouble. Didn't you tell us later that you had admitted the wrong person? That person was just your first love in the back image. Didn't you say so?" the teammates behind him revealed one after another.
"Eh, is that so? Is this the case? I'm sorry. It's been so long that I've forgotten it. Only the unforgettable sadness remains." Togo Nag's face was exposed after all the vicissitudes of life. Hong laughed breathlessly and tried to fool around.
I:"……"
"Okay. Registered, next one."
"Hey, hey, hey, you didn't register, okay? You obviously didn't register, what did you write for me?!" The other person slapped the thick registration counter, looking like he was going to cause trouble.
"Captain. Don't just sit there. Hurry up, we still have to register." The teammates behind him urged again.
"No, listen to me. The newcomer is going too far. Take a look." He grabbed the register and complained to his teammates.
"Isn't the name written correctly?"
"Yes, yes, just write the name correctly. Don't worry about other details."
"Let me tell you, are you really my teammates? Are you sure you are not spies sent by the Hell Clan? Let's take a closer look. For example, the name of the team was changed twice and turned into the Giant Dog Team. , don’t you feel angry?”
"I don't feel it at all, as long as our own information is not wrong."
"It would be better to take the opportunity to clear up the relationship with the captain. From now on, there will be another team in the third world, a team similar to Dorov's Giant Wolf Team, but completely unrelated to Dorov's Giant Dog Team. It's really gratifying. Congratulations, captain, please work hard to recruit team members, we will cheer you on."
"Don't abandon me, bastard, is the friendship we built through life and death so fragile? And if you look at this again, this is really too much."
"Oh, isn't this great? Captain, you actually secretly promoted to the realm of World Power without telling us. It's so inappropriate. Let's go, put down the registration and everything else. We'll go celebrate for you and then have a drink. .”
"Yes, drink to your heart's content and you'll be drunk until you're done."
"Okay, I like drinking the most... No, don't try to change the subject and create an established fact! Why do one or two of them want to dig a hole to bury me? How could I secretly advance to the realm of world power and put a domain-level person like me in Is the combination of world power appropriate? Is there still humanity? Where is the king's law? Let's take a look at the next one."
"You change your mood a bit quickly."
"Look, here, what is written in the personal description - because I was dumped by my first love, I felt revenge. One day, when I saw the back of my first love, I couldn't help the anger in my heart and quietly followed him and slapped her hard. I hit the opponent's shoulder, causing the opponent to become seriously disabled and fractured. Later, I found out that I had mistakenly admitted the wrong person. What a shame! Why can it be misrepresented like this? Why do you want to slander me like this? What kind of hatred is this? I, Togo Nag, am Are you such a narrow-minded person?!”
"Captain is really broad-minded."
"There's no way to deny this."
"Right, right. Even you bastards agree!"
"However, we cannot say that it was intentional. It is very possible that it was unintentional."
"What's the meaning?"
"Captain, have you forgotten? I learned it from the barbarians. I always like to slap others on the shoulder hard."
"Didn't you change it long ago?"
"So it was before. Things happened before."
"How pitiful, that girl whose back looks exactly like the captain's first love."
"Imagine being slapped hard with a palm as big as a bucket. If you are a civilian, it is normal for the fracture to be severely injured and not heal."
"Captain. Please atone for that girl's sins. The first step to atone is to treat us to drinks tonight."
"It's weird, isn't it?! Why do I have to buy you a drink when I am trying to atone for someone else's sin? When else has the fabricated story about me breaking someone's shoulder until it was seriously injured and not healing become a fact in your mouth? "
Panting heavily, with these unscrupulous teammates, Togo Nag must have had a hard time complaining. I looked at him with pity.
"Isn't the culprit the newbie brother you?!"
"Okay, I'll change it. Isn't it okay if I change it?" I grabbed the registration book and took a few quick steps.
"Stop changing your gender, you bastard!"
"Having said that, I really don't want to experience the World Power level group. This may be a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity." I bit my quill. Show your kind eyes like "I'm doing this for your own good".
"That's not necessary! Stop looking down on others. If that boy Tulakov can be promoted, I will definitely be able to do it. I will show you the promotion at the next martial arts competition. Then I will enter the World Power with dignity as a strong World Power Level competition group!”
"Oh, not bad, not bad." Seeing Togo Nag's firm eyes and fearless posture, everyone applauded.
"Hmph, until then, keep your eyes open and watch my uncle Togo's performance in the World Power level competition group. I will definitely leave you stunned!" He was encouraged by everyone. Togo Nag was even more proud, as if he was already a predetermined seed player in the future World Power class.
At this moment, a sudden conversation came out: "But even if you can be promoted to the World Power level in the next session, won't you generally be the weakest and bottom player in the World Power level competition group?"
"I know, the captain must have asked us to wait and see his glorious figure despite defeat. If he encounters an opponent at the level of a rookie in the first game, he might be defeated at a record-breaking speed, leaving us stunned. .”
"You guys... although this is true. But at this time, can't you say some words of comfort to make me happy?" Togo Nag really cried. When he met such a teammate, he must have stolen it in his previous life. God’s dung-pulling treasure.
Seeing that more people were coming to register from behind and the queue had already formed, I stopped teasing Togo Nag and quickly registered the Dorov Giant Wolf Team.
"I said, you guys came really late. The registration deadline will be in a few days."
"It's not because the captain, stimulated by Tulakov, has pushed us to practice hard in the past few years. To be honest, the only things left in our minds are swinging moves and using skills."
"Is that why you are so resentful? Why do you treat your captain like this? I am doing this for your own good!"
"I can't express my grievances. If we meet the captain during the game, please give us a good beating and we'll probably be fine."
"Sure enough, you still have grievances. If you tell me honestly, I won't be angry!"
"real?"
"Well, really, didn't you just say that I have a broad mind, and you also admitted it."
"Okay, now please give us a beating."
"Hey, you...you guys, wait, stop! Are you still rebelling?!"
Seeing Dorov's giant wolf team leaving in a noisy manner, I was a little envious. It would be nice to have a lively team training together. Unfortunately, I never had a fixed training team. At the beginning, Akara wanted to combine me and The first brother, the second brother, and sister Sharna formed a fixed team, but the plan failed to keep up with the changes. Now the team has become in name only, and they only cooperated once during the battle against Yizuer.
After I became familiar with it, this job was not difficult. Soon, I helped register more than ten adventurers, most of whom were pseudo-domain-level. A domain-level team like the Dorov Giant Wolf Team was still in the league after all. Relatively rare, the number of pseudo-realm level adventurers accounts for more than 80%.
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