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"It's all Xiao Wu's fault. Look, all the important documents have been destroyed."
Although Cirno was immediately asked to absorb the freezing breath and warm up the tent that had become an ice cave, the so-called water-covered tent was difficult to recover, especially those fragile pieces of paper that had been frozen and thawed so violently. On the surface, they still looked intact. In fact, Just touch it and it turns into powder.
Therefore, a group of people were hurriedly wiping away the stupid things Cirno and I had done just now. Raphael held the document that had turned into powder and glared at me with resentment.
"This... this is an accident, an accident. I also want to open your eyes, Mr. Raphael." I coughed repeatedly in embarrassment.
"Now it is indeed eye-opening, from another perspective." Raphael's tone became even more resentful, like a black curse that wrapped around me until I couldn't breathe.
"I was wrong. Isn't it okay that I was wrong?"
"Apologies are useful, so why use violent law enforcement?!"
"..." This... as the person in charge of the third world of the Alliance Elders, it is not appropriate for you to say this.
"Easy to understand, you want to violently enforce the law on me now, right?"
"That's right, I have the murderous intention in my heart!"
"Can't there be another way? For example, compensation."
"Compensation, compensation for what?"
"After all, you haven't told me what these so-called important documents are used for. How can I know if you don't tell me?"
"That's a good question." As if he was waiting for my words, the rich-looking Raphael changed his face as soon as I finished speaking, and he vividly staged in front of everyone how the movie king exercises. It's done.
Looking at the smile on Raphael's face, I had an ominous premonition that he was being invited to the urn.
"These information are the second batch of Demon King Army waiting lists, as well as relevant information needed for the following martial arts tournament."
"I knew it..." Wuwei groaned, I was finally caught, no, even if the incident just now didn't happen. This princess of the Hundred Tribes will probably use other means to force me to submit. For her, she can easily think of a hundred ways to make me surrender.
So, it’s better to be single at this time.
"Okay. I'll just help. What exactly do you want me to do?"
"Oh, it's quite a pleasure to arrive this time. I thought that with your character, Xiao Xiao Wu, you would have to continue to struggle."
"Now I understand to some extent that struggling is useless. And grandma Akara sent me here this time, isn't it just to run errands for you?"
"What? It turns out that's what happened. I thought Xiao Xiao Wu came to the third world in the name of helping. It turns out that he was determined to help me. Why didn't you tell me earlier?"
"What's the difference between saying it early and saying it late?"
"If I had told you earlier, I wouldn't have had to act in this drama. It's true." After saying that, the princess of the Hundred Tribes took out stacks of documents from the drawer under the table and placed them on top, then patted them, looking very proud. He said while puffing out his chest.
"These are the real documents. Those just now were all fake. I was still thinking about how to create an accident to make them disappear, and then put the blame on Xiao Xiao Wu and let you do the hard work. I didn't expect Xiao Xiao Wu to be so cooperative. , maybe the two of us have a good understanding of each other, right?"
I:"……"
If you are not Linya’s grandmother, Akara’s best friend, a princess of hundreds of tribes, a singing and dancing queen, a great beauty, or a strong person at the level of world power. I'm going to beat you up now!
Hey, wait, when exactly did Raphael get promoted? The last time I saw her. Or is it just that I vaguely sensed a bit of World Power level aura from her, has she been completely promoted and stabilized now?
Our Princess of the Hundred Tribes is so terrifying, she is definitely the pride of heaven. Sa Qili and the other three are already considered geniuses among adventurers. As for Raphael, he arrived in the third world decades later than Sa Qili. And she has been in a management position and cannot concentrate on training like Sa Qili. Even so, she was promoted to the world power level with Sa Qili in a few years after her promotion.
Suppose, if Raphael could not be bound by the trivial matters of the alliance and choose to concentrate on training, what achievements could she achieve now? I am afraid that she is at least a high-level expert in world power, and may even reach the peak level. Compared with her, it seems that even the first and second senior brothers are inferior.
It's really enviable. What else does this princess of hundreds of tribes not know how to do? What else can't she do? Compared with her, the achievements of her precious granddaughter Linya, my little wife who is increasingly fond of teasing her husband, seem a bit insignificant.
"Hey, hey, what are you doing? Are you listening to me?" The penetrating voice from my ear woke me up. It turned out that it was Raphael who was pulling my ear and his mouth. shouted something.
"Listen, listen, Master Raphael, just tell me what you want me to do. I will do whatever I can."
"I like people as cheerful as Xiao Wu. Come on, this is what you have to do." Raphael raised his little hand, and a pile of documents flew in front of me as if it had wings, and he glanced at me , I turned blue.
"Come on, Sir Phil, this workload... is probably too much."
"Is this more? It's less than one-tenth of what I've done here, not including what I've already done." Raphael blinked, as if he didn't understand why I was still complaining about such a small amount of work.
"Don't compare my abilities with yours. What you can do in one day may not be something I can do in a month!"
"That seems to make sense, but it turns out that I am only equal to thirty times the ability of Xiao Xiao Wu? It seems a bit lacking. I should be able to be stronger."
"How low do you think I am?"
"Ahaha, no kidding, you have to complete these tasks no matter what."
"No, no, no, don't think about it being settled like this as if nothing happened. You might as well let me kill ten well-known lords. I'm better at killing."
"Of course I know about this kind of thing." Raphael looked at me and blinked her long eyelashes again. The moist and clear sky-blue eyes are very eye-catching but also need a beating.
"If you know, don't make it difficult for me to do things I can't do."
"Xiao Xiao Wu can't do it alone, I understand this very well." Raphael seemed to give up, holding his forehead and sighing: "But. I didn't say that you are only allowed to be alone, Xiao Wu. Go ahead and do it, others can’t help.”
"This..." I was stunned, as if...this is indeed a blind monk!
"Why is Xiao Wu so stupid? As managers, of course we can't do everything ourselves. That's why we need a lot of hard work... ahem, a lot of excellent partners and subordinates."
You mean to say coolie, you mean coolie, right? Sure enough, you and Akara are in the same boat!
However, this small boat of friendship is already in danger, and there is a possibility of capsizing at any time. It really makes people burst into joy... No, it's sadness and tears.
"Raphael, what do you mean, you want me to call Linya here to help? But she is far away in the Holy See Mountain, and she is also very busy there..." I knew that I was showing off my idiot attribute again. I spoke weakly and did not dare to show off my strength anymore.
"You haven't understood what I mean, you idiot, Xiao Xiao Wu. How about giving the people around you a little more confidence?"
Well, the fool's cauldron has been put directly on my head.
"People around me?" I looked back at the crystal and then at Cirno. The two of them were fighting for a glass of refreshing water.
Before he could speak, Raphael waved his hand repeatedly: "No, forget it about the two of them."
It seems. The idiot attributes of Crystal and Cirno have also been completely exposed. They are indeed my daughters. Their IQ has completely inherited from my father's. From now on, our idiot father-daughter trio will depend on each other. We might as well continue to establish the Cult of Idiots and carry forward the tradition of Idiots. I don’t think we will be lonely. We can find many suitable candidates to join the cult as long as we take a quick look at the people around us.
In other words, except for Crystal Cirno... probably not even Juliet. I asked who else? !
One for the Yellow Duanzi Maid, one for the Evil Dragon Lena, one for the Sanwu Princess, one for the Red and White Princess, and one for Little Black Tan.
Five of them?
It's not that I underestimate them, their abilities... they do seem to be much better than mine! Although there are many quirks.
After being shocked to discover this reality, I stood up and handed the documents in my hands to them.
"How about you guys do me a favor?"
"Huh? Why should I help you? Is this the tone you should use when asking for help?"
"I'm sorry, please do me a favor. Please, the great evil dragon Lena." I bowed sincerely at ninety degrees. If I couldn't do it, I would have to scrape the gold off my knees.
"Well, this is kind of cool. Wait, what did you just say?"
"I'm asking you, the great Holy Dragon Lena." I said nonsense without changing my expression.
"Holy Dragon... I'm not a Holy Dragon. Forget it, it's useless to explain to a guy like you who doesn't understand our clan at all." Evil Dragon Rena muttered in a low voice. After thinking about it, she smiled jokingly. .
"It's not impossible to ask me to help, but what price can you, a stupid druid, pay?"
"I'll rub your shoulders and give you a pat on the back."
"unnecessary!"
“A delicious grilled fish dinner.”
"This... ahem, I'm not a crystal, so I can't be tricked! Besides, the grilled fish you made is too inferior, I reject it!"
Hey, you were obviously shaken just now, maybe your heart was moved.
"Ten meals."
"make a deal."
"..." I thought it would be difficult to deal with the evil dragon Lena, but it seems to be quite simple. Did I overestimate her?
His eyes fell on the red and white princess, and her words...
"Paper."
"make a deal."
It seems pretty simple. Wait, are these girls around me pretty casual? !
There is no need to confirm the pornographic maid and Princess Sanwu. After all, they are my own personal maids, but they must be given the sweetness they deserve. So, I took care of everyone in less than three minutes.
"You have a way, little Xiao Wu."
"Huh, I'm called a man who can do anything if he works hard."
"Can I trust you?
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