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When a certain druid lay dying on the table, the three chefs also brought out all their special cooking skills, and everyone cheered in the small open space.
"It's a pity that Akara is busy and can't come. This is the first meal I cooked when I came back. I want her to try it and let her know that my cooking skills are not unfamiliar." Raphael took off his apron and said quite Feel sorry.
"Lena and Linya can't come back either." A dying druid also lamented, as if he had received a double blow.
"Do you think everyone can be like you, abandoning the things in the third world and running back to have fun?" Sa Qili ignited the fuse of the witch war again.
"Ah, yes, Sa Qili, you are liberated, and you will be a member of the Demon King's army from now on."
"At least I don't have to work for you anymore." Sa Qili smiled brightly.
"Tsk, I have plenty of capable subordinates, and I don't lack any of you."
"Don't talk nonsense. Who is your subordinate?"
"I am the person in charge of the Third World, and all members of the alliance are my subordinates. Is that wrong?"
"How dare you go back to the third world and say this to everyone?"
"Why don't you dare? If I tell you, how about you call me Sister Raphael?" The princess of Baizu showed impatient eyes, as if as long as Sa Qili nodded in agreement, she would immediately take her back to the third world. Announce loudly.
"You...I will not agree to such a childish bet. If you want to play, you can play alone. Don't drag me into the water."
Only then did Sa Qili remember that the reputation and friendliness of the Princess of the Hundred Clans had already exploded in the third world. Even if she really did this, those unscrupulous guys would probably cheer long live.
no way. Although Sa Qili's other abilities are not much worse than Raphael's, she lacks a few things that Raphael is best at, the talent of singing and dancing, and the all-around exquisiteness. A character that can get along well with anyone. These two things are great weapons to gain reputation and friendliness. Therefore, in terms of popularity, even the third world who also has the title of camp witch and is more than ten years older than the other party Qualifications. Sa Qili is also far inferior to her old rival.
God's darling like Raphael is really enviable. To put it bluntly, if placed in a peaceful world, Tarasha, who was a genius a thousand years ago, would definitely not be as amazing and talented as Raphael now. In this way, a genius like Raphael was born at the wrong time, in this troubled world, otherwise her reputation would have spread throughout the three realms.
Sa Qili, who deeply understood this, decided to change the topic. Don't do stupid things like using your own shortcomings to confront the enemy's strengths.
"Oh, little brother, what's wrong with you? You haven't seen me for a while, and what stupid thing have you done?" Leaving behind the proud Raphael, Sa Qili walked towards a certain Druid who was slumped on the table and asked curiously.
"Here." I pointed feebly at several dishes that had been specially moved to a corner of the dining table to isolate them, in a manner designed to prevent fire, theft, and chili peppers.
"What's going on? Is there something wrong with the food we cooked?" Sa Qili didn't know why, so she quickly picked up a piece of it and put it into her mouth. Then the whole face turned red.
"It's okay, you'll feel better if you drink some of this." Sa Qili moved quickly, and no one had time to stop her. Fortunately, Lisa brought a glass of light green water to Sa Qili. She quickly drank it in one gulp to feel better.
"It's so spicy. Why is it like this?"
"You have to ask our beloved savior what he has done to us!" Hearing this, Lao Ma and the others turned back gloomily and cast an angry look at me.
"Is it you, little brother? That's it." Sa Qili could probably guess what happened, and her eyes became gloomy.
"I don't care who you prank on. But I can't forgive you for [processing] the dishes I worked so hard to make like this."
"And I did it."
"That's what I did too."
Raphael and Karina stood up one after another. This was also the result of a certain druid who had no limit to his death wish. He was afraid that the group would not be fooled, so he played a few more games, and now he had to face the wrath of two half-witches.
Fortunately, the fire captain arrived at the critical moment, and a long roar like Tarzan's roar sounded. The Gorilla came riding on the wind, knelt on one knee and landed handsomely on the ground, and raised his head with a confident and majestic smile: "Lina , I’m back after completing my mission.”
"Yes, yes, I'm very busy here. You should go home first." Karina gave up helplessly.
"L...Lina? No, right? You are obviously holding a banquet, why do you exclude me? Right, Malagby! Right, Lal! Right, Rickenhans!"
The orangutan captain immediately lost his composure, and his majestic face with the Chinese character in Chinese characters turned into eyes glistening with tears like a girl's painting in the blink of an eye, looking at everyone pleadingly.
"Yes, yes, Sister Lina is too much. Even if Boss Gott looks like a gorilla, you can't treat him like this." Everyone started cheering.
"You are really... my good friends!" Gott was moved: "But it would be better if the word "gorilla" could be removed."
"Even if Boss Gott looks like [Beep], I can't treat him like this." Everyone was very obedient and changed their words according to Gott's opinion.
"You'd better put the orangutan back." Gott cried, really cried.
"Hahaha, don't be sad, don't be sad. Look, this is a delicious meal prepared for us by Her Highness the Princess of the Hundred Tribes." Ricken and the others pulled Gao over shoulder to shoulder.
"Really?" Gaut was overjoyed, but after glancing at his wife, he pretended to be serious and coughed twice.
"No... no, I'd better try Lina's cooking first." As he said that, he glanced around and easily found Karina's cooking, which was quietly placed in the corner.
"Did Lina leave this specially for me? I'm so touched, so I won't be polite." After saying that, he didn't wait for others to stop him, or it could be said that guys like Lao Ma had no intention of sharing the same trouble. Without stopping, Gott swept the entire plate into his stomach in one breath.
Immediately afterwards, the exposed body parts of the gorilla, from feet to head, gradually turned red.
"No...it's nothing. Lina made it...I...I...all...love to eat it." He forced a stiff smile. Gott, who was in tears because of the spicy food, said harshly, and wanted to eat the remaining plates to prove his determination.
"You idiot!" As a result, he was knocked down by Karina's Ice Explosion move, just in time to cool down. After drinking Lisa's special spicy tea, Gott finally came back to life completely.
"I'm sorry, this guy from my family made you laugh." Seeing Gott escaping from death, he started fooling around with everyone as if nothing had happened. Karina sighed helplessly to Raphael and Sa Qili.
"It's a bit unreliable, but at least I always put you first, right?" The two witches pursed their lips and smiled.
"This... who... who knows, maybe he has someone he likes more." In front of the two more experienced elder sisters, Karina blushed like a child.
"However, although this guy is always out of tune and always makes people angry, I have never regretted marrying him."
"Oh, oh, it's so good to be young." Seeing Karina, she looked like a pregnant girl. Sa Qili couldn't help but sigh with envy.
"Yes, it's no longer good to ignore your old age at this time." Raphael seemed to have felt something, but she did not forget to tease her nemesis: "By the way, if you are envious of Sa Qili, then quickly find someone to marry. Bar."
"This kind of thing depends on fate." When talking about herself, Sa Qili immediately hesitated. It was obvious that this older saint was still looking for her true love.
The conversation among the three women naturally broadened, and after Lisa joined in, it turned into a whisper among the women, who had an approachable personality. The four ladies, who are not lacking in feminine wisdom, soon became very familiar with each other.
Here, the Gorilla, who has been fully resurrected, completely leads the rhythm of the audience. His whole body swelled, and with a snap his clothes exploded, leaving half of his body naked.
"Boss Gott's muscles are so great!!" Lao Ma shouted, fearing that the world would be in chaos.
"Wrong." Gaut proudly shook his finger: "Don't be fooled by my strong body, you should see its essence, which is - it represents unfettered freedom!"
Finished. He made a roc-like shape with wings spread, which again drew cheers from everyone.
"This is not my complete body yet. There's nothing I can do about it. Since everyone's interest is so high tonight, I'll tell you what true freedom is... Well, forget it, I'm not feeling well today, maybe next time."
Just when Gott wanted to do something, Karina looked at her from afar. Even if he wanted to die like him, he would not dare to force himself to die in front of his wife, so he smiled and gave up.
"Sarah, my dear Sarah, my baby girl, where are you? Daddy is here to save you from the hands of the abominable devil..." Lal was drunk for three minutes, stepped on the stool and put his foot down. With a POSE, he immediately entered bragging mode.
"I'm not bragging to you. Although among the people present, we have the shortest experience and are just a little better than Wu Xiaozi and these little girls, but ah, the things we encountered along the way are absolutely thrilling and exciting. The speed is extraordinary.”
"Yes, that's a story that happened in spring..."
Doug, the accomplished leather king who cooperated with Lal, immediately picked up the topic and looked up in confusion, while Gefu lowered his head slightly, showing an expression that he couldn't bear to look back on the past, which heightened the atmosphere.
"The night was already dark, and the three of us, covered with stars and moonlight, were stained with the blood of monsters. We were hungry, thirsty, and tired. We were about to find a place to rest. At this moment, we discovered a small fishing village on the southern coast, with twinkling lights. A few sporadic dim lights caught our attention, and we entered without realizing it.”
"In the village, we received warm hospitality and got to know an old man, the village elder. This is an old man with quite a story. He exudes the aura of a scholar that ordinary people cannot have, and his eyes flash from time to time. Through the light of wisdom, people can’t help but feel awe.”
"After talking all night, we met the old man late. At this time, he suddenly took out a map from the dark grid at home and handed it to us."
"Children, I am already old. I can't even walk out of the fence outside the village. It's useless to bring this treasure map. In order to prevent it from being buried, I will give it to you."
"Treasure map? We were surprised and quickly opened it. It turned out to be a finely painted, yellowish and simple map with a circle drawn on it. It seemed to be the treasure location mentioned by the old man. We gratefully accepted it. We downloaded this treasure map and embarked on a treasure hunting journey. However, we didn’t know that this was just the beginning. We never imagined that this journey would be so thrilling and life-or-death..."
I:"……"
For some reason, I always feel that it is better to stay away from Lal and the others at this time, the further away the better.
Fortunately, the three cowhide kings were interrupted before they finished bragging. Unexpected new guests suddenly came to visit.
"It smells so good, it's so lively. It's unmistakable. At least Raphael must be here." The barbarian roared with a loud voice, which immediately startled the people at the dinner party and looked into the distance.
Hearing the sound, Raphael and I already knew who was coming. Sure enough, in the night, two tall and strong figures like bulls came slowly. It was Tulakov and Tulakov who were returning home to visit their relatives after being away for several days. Shashik two.
"It's you two, go ahead, I didn't plan for you tonight." Raphael waved his hands impatiently. She was chatting enthusiastically with two new friends, so she didn't want to interfere with this. Two bulls.
"Raphael, you are going too far. It took us a long time to find the way here, and we came here at night." The two of them sat down with playful smiles, and kept winking at a few of us acquaintances.
"Aren't you making a lot of delicious food? Oh, this is Raphael's craftsmanship, this is Sa Qili's craftsmanship, and whose craftsmanship is it? Speaking of newcomers, where is Vilas? Which one is Vilas? , we came all the way here just to see what she looks like, whose cooking skills are even better than Raphael's."
"Of course it is stunningly beautiful and unique in the world."
I'm not afraid of blowing my cover. In fact, although Vilas's beauty is not as good as Saralinya's, her temperament bonus of gentle aura, innocent, simple and lovely personality, as well as being a good wife, good mother and omnipotent housework and other attributes make her Her charm is no worse than that of Saralinya and the others. Known as the Rogge Diva, she has a greater reputation in the camp than the two of them, so I can't say I'm bragging.
Of course, if Linya showed her dancer-level dancing, she might be better than Vilas, but is Linya willing? Do I? Obviously that’s not possible, I’m the only one who can watch Linya’s dancing performance!
"Sir!" I felt happy in my heart, but the little dog was extremely shy and quickly pulled me. When Tulakov and Shashik looked at it, their eyes lit up. There was a gentle and shy girl in front of them. Not to mention anything else, just... This temperament is completely in line with or even far exceeds what they imagined in their hearts.
"It's pretty good, just a little thinner. It would be nice to be stronger and have more muscles." Tulakov commented vaguely while chewing meat.
You can't discuss beauties with a barbarian. This is already the consensus of the alliance. It's the Dark Continent version of talking to a cow, so everyone ignored this sentence...
. . . (To be continued.)
PS: I originally planned to take a day off, but now that I think about it, I’m going to grit my teeth and try not to press the seconds anymore, woo hoo~~~
