Chapter 2637: Dirty jokes, little ghost

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There is no such thing as sunshine in the hell world. The sky here is shrouded in dark and ominous clouds from beginning to end, exuding the oppression of death and evil.

At least including this and two trips to the hell world, I haven't seen even a ray of gold coming out of the head in any area. I think the hell monsters don't like this extremely bright thing very much. They prefer it. Hiding in a dark place, they drag the corpse into the cave bit by bit, dig out the most delicious liver or the most chewy skull, and hold a gluttonous feast in the darkness with the still warm blood.

However, some places with a relatively peaceful environment can still show the appearance of day and night. This is the case in Hell Mountain. For the lives of the Dark Continent who are used to sunrise and sunset, day and night are the water given by God. Air and air are indispensable. Dark places are very dangerous. Even adventurers may go crazy if they stay there for a long time. Perhaps because of this, those seniors who risked their lives to come here chose Hell Mountain as their base. This is one of the reasons that is easily overlooked, but is very important.

At this moment, the vast stretches of mountains shrouded in darkness ushered in the first ray of light in the morning. No one knew where the light came from, but gradually, the magnificent outline of the mountains appeared in the gray. It's like a dark curtain has been opened.

It lacked a sense of reality, like a dim light composed of only black and white, passing from left to right, gradually weakening, and finally threw the remaining ray into an extremely hidden crack in the mountains, as if it was completely integrated with the stone wall. What seemed like a small crack, after wading sideways for a while, the space suddenly widened and turned into a cave.

Right at the entrance of the cave, among the mottled gray stone walls, as long as you unlock a small magic circle, you can enter the hideout set up by the alliance. Of course, it may be more grand to call it a secret organization stronghold. There are also many Other decoy magic arrays will explode immediately once they are released with incorrect posture, completely blowing up the stronghold. For the Hell clan, the magic array is really a headache. Compared with dispelling it, fists are more reliable, so all it takes is one punch. Beat it down...

It will still explode.

Within the stronghold, there are about a hundred square meters and three rooms. The most basic tables, chairs, beds, toilets and bathrooms are provided, but there is no way to go further. No one comes here for enjoyment.

At this time, in one of the rooms in the stronghold, facing the dim light that came in from nowhere, on the stone bed covered with a new blanket, a bulging shadow seemed to be alarmed, turned around, and let out half a foot The helpless moaning that was left in the dream.

"Vilas...hehehehe...my little dog..."

Then there was a bang, and the shadow that made the sound was kicked out of the bed. He stood up staggeringly on the edge of the bed, and looked at another petite figure on the bed with resentful eyes.

"Why are you kicking me?" A male voice said. A certain druid who had returned to his true form looked confused. He had no idea when he was seeking death again.

"Hmph, who told you to get into Tianhu's bed?" Of course the proud Heavenly Fox Saint would not tell the truth, but she had some clues anyway.

"I've been in the hell world for nearly a month. I've been fighting every day. My nerves are so tense. I finally came to a safe place. Isn't this just to relax?" I yawned and stood up again. Get into bed.

"You mean, this Tianhu exists just to relax you?" The little fox turned around and faced me directly. He glared at me with his sharp eyes. It should have been a fierce expression, but Coupled with the thick moist spring on her eyebrows, she looked even more charming and charming. I couldn't help but lean down to hug her and kiss her proud and noble lips.

"Let me go, aren't you going to explain it clearly?" The little fox was still planning to struggle, so I gently patted her bare butt.

"Shh, the little ghost is still sleeping..."

This sentence seemed to have a special magic power, and the little fox's weak struggle quickly disappeared. After a while, the sheets were billowing, and the alluring and boundless fragrance and gentle chanting that had lasted for half the night filled the small room again. .

Five days have passed since we arrived at Hell Mountain.

It took us three days to find this hidden and painful stronghold, and we stayed there for another two days, hoping that one or two fish would slip through the net... Oh no, it was the fish of the seniors.

Although the little fox and I both tacitly want to treat this mission as vigorous and vigorous as a knight's novel, wandering between life and death, something that will be engraved in our hearts for a lifetime. It is not a newlywed, but it is better than a honeymoon in the spicy and sweet world of hell. Journey, but in any case, this mission is of great importance and we cannot be willful. It will be much more convenient if someone leads the way.

The waiting time is not unbearable, rather, it is extra precious. The little ghost wakes up, and the three of them are playing and having fun. The little ghost has fallen asleep. Please refer to the scene in the small room for yourself. Even in the stronghold, it may not be safe. , and the seniors may appear at any time, the little fox does not dare to transform into the three-tailed sky fox form to cause mischief. These two days have allowed me to enjoy the sense of accomplishment of a victorious general. Maybe when I die one day, I can leave a mark on my tombstone. Write down such a legend.

This druid is a man who has defeated the Holy Lady of Sky Fox!

From a male perspective, this sentence makes me prouder than any identity like the savior Gemini.

We stayed together until noon, but I still didn't want to get up, but the little fox was so shy that he was afraid that someone would suddenly show up and rape us in bed, so he urged me to get dressed quickly.

"What are you afraid of?" I yawned, transformed into the Holy Moon Wolf, and showed a victory sign with a smile.

"Look, this way you will never be suspected."

"It would be great if you could put those crooked ideas in your head to the right place." The little fox stroked his forehead to express his helplessness.

However, my transformation alone is not enough. There are also some strange smells that must be dealt with, such as those on the bed, and those on the bed. In fact, the main thing is the charming fragrance of the little fox. When this little sky fox beeps, The body fragrance that comes naturally from her body is so conspicuous that you can taste it in the air when you open your mouth. No wonder she is so shy.

The cautious Lady Tianhu used a familiar-looking perfume bottle and sprayed it into the room. The bed was the key unit to take care of. After a while, she really couldn't smell the scent anymore.

Hey, isn't this the thing used by the pornographic maid to eliminate the evidence of the master's adultery? Could it be that this stupid maid has started a strange business? No longer limited to her ancestral expired birth control pill promotion? This business acumen is much more arrogant than a certain red and white princess.

Speaking of which, where has the Red and White Princess been during this time? Anyway, the shrine at home was probably destroyed again and was being repaired. The sight of a bare-armed miko riding on the roof biting nails and hammering away came to mind, which made her feel inexplicably happy.

After swallowing the salty hell of the little fox, we actually had nothing to do and were a little panicked.

"I said, do we really have to keep waiting like this?" As the saying goes, tease the little fox while eating and sleeping. In line with this principle, I hugged the little fox in the form of the Holy Moon Wolf and was happy in her arms. Rub and rub.

"Come on...get away from me." Pushing my head hard, the little fox showed that she was loyal and unyielding.

"But, there is nothing to do." I kept dodging the little fox's push, opened my mouth, and lightly bit the plump bamboo shoots on her chest. Suddenly, the little sky fox let out an unbearable groan, His face was red and his ears were red, and he was about to smoke.

"Look, look, look... look what good things you have done, this fox has skinned you, this wolf demon!" With a blow of its tail, the little fox roared like Demacia, and threw me to the ground with its backhand. Opening his teeth was a burst of gnawing, with two small tiger teeth raging wildly.

"Hmph, it's funny. You actually openly challenged my majesty as the head of the family." I just wanted to pretend to be a boss, but the little fox took the opportunity to bite my chest with revenge. I can't bear it, and you don't want to spare a man's chest either. !

In the blink of an eye, the little fox and I rolled into a ball again, but not the other way.

"Oh, are you playing something interesting? You two don't count me as a saint. It's too much."

Probably because we were making too much noise, a white light flashed, and the little ghost was woken up and ran out. Seeing me and the little fox having fun on the ground, her brows suddenly burned with fighting spirit.

You two are actually showing off your sword in front of Guan Gong. This saint is the king of bites!

So the little ghost jumped over the tiger and joined the battlefield aggressively. It turned into a three-party melee. Because the difference in strength was too big, in the end the little fox and I abandoned our old grudges and fought one against two. We actually lost to the little ghost with full energy. The bite marks on the body raised the white flag.

"People nowadays are really weak." The little ghost licked her lips, her face full of unfinished thoughts. The master was lonely. She looked back confusedly and found that she could no longer find her opponent. She boringly took out a diamond and held it in her hand. On his mouth, he nibbled quickly like a squirrel.

The little fox was not very happy to accept the Saint Moon Wolf, so I had no choice but to harass the little ghost. In the end, I didn’t know who was harassing whom. Anyway, the little ghost took it for granted and sat on my lap, where I was sitting cross-legged, with his head leaning against the Saint. Yue Xianlang's breasts seem to treat Saint Yue Xianlang as a throne. Of course, it's okay. I can hug her from behind, touch her moonlight hair, and lower my head to rub her face from time to time.

"I told you, are you already this boring?" After chewing the diamond, the little ghost wiped his mouth with satisfaction and spoke with ridicule.

"Since you said so, please find something that can keep you playing happily in the three closed rooms." The little fox's mouth was not to be outdone.

"Huh? That's not easy, right? Xiaofan, get out of bed and don't tell me that you didn't take advantage of me to sleep and do strange things. You are hypocritical, immoral, and a fox in heat!"

The little ghost became more and more excited as he talked. He moved the back of his head and pushed hard against Shengyue Xianlang's chest, as if he wanted to make the self-proclaimed saint with big buttocks and big breasts (?) envious of this pair. The cloud peaks are flattened.

Little Fox:"……"

I:"……"

"Wait, why are you the only one scolding me! And I don't remember doing anything immoral." The little fox gritted her teeth, saying such words proved that she was broken.

"Sleeping with a man before you are married is not immoral. In ancient times, you, a coquettish fox, should have been dragged into an animal cage." The little ghost patted my thigh, filled with righteous indignation. He seemed to have transformed into the guardian of ancient customs, propriety, justice and integrity. representative person.

"That's ridiculous. Didn't you marry this bad guy too?"

"That's true, but I never said that I wasn't a sinful saint." Crossing her arms, the ghost saint puffed up her chest proudly, as if she had done something to be proud of.

"..."

The little fox is also very smart and articulate, but he loses because he is not as thick-skinned and unscrupulous as the little ghost.

"Calm down, both of you, and stop arguing over me." After coughing a few times, I smiled gently, intending to use my inner peace to influence them and tell them that you are all my wings. Don't differentiate between each other, don't fight.

As a result, the two saintly ladies looked at each other and suddenly became the same enemy. They threw me down and bit me, and the wolf hair on my tail seemed to have been plucked out.

"Actually, I think what the little ghost said makes sense. Sitting here is not an option."

After I regained my composure, I decided to get down to business. I don’t know why, but when the three of us sit together, I always suffer the consequences. Let’s do some frank loving exercises with the two saints. I've never done that even in my dreams, it's so scary.

"Then what should we do? Treat this place as the third world and go out to experience it?" the little fox asked in a choked voice.

"This is a good idea." I clapped my hands.

"If you do this, this stronghold will be easily discovered by the Hell Clan."

"Wouldn't it be a problem if we don't come back? I think there are so many strongholds. Even if we wait here for ten days and a half, we may not be able to meet anyone. It's better to just make some noise outside. Maybe it will attract more attention."

"It's not that I haven't thought about doing this. I just managed to find a stronghold and want to try my luck. Since you said so, just do it." The little fox thought for a moment and quickly agreed.

"What about me? What about me?" The little ghost came up unwilling to be left alone, hugged me and kept shaking me.

"Xiao Fan, I also want to experience this saint. I want to level up."

"No, although Hell Mountain is the junction of the three demon gods and the four demon kings, and it is chaotic and disorderly, you are so dazzling, like a light in the dark, you will definitely be discovered when you appear, and I won't be able to protect you even if you appear. .”

"This saint is also able to control her aura well." The little ghost said angrily.

"Your body is originally condensed with holy power. What if a piece of cheese suppresses its smell in front of a mouse?"

"Puff, puff, puff, this is the fate of the luminous body, accept it." Seeing that the little ghost was speechless by my rebuttal, how could the little fox let go of this opportunity to attack his mortal enemy.

"No one has the right to say that I'm not as sexy as you, the fox! Don't think I don't know, the smell that comes from your body when you are being ridden by Xiaofan is much more obvious than mine!"

The delicate body trembled. The little fox was like a fish exposed to the air. His little mouth opened and opened. He wanted to say something but could not say anything. The pretty face gradually turned vermilion, red, and his eyes began to swell. Tears of utter shame.

"You... you you you... you despicable, shameless, thorny-eyed luminous person, actually... actually peeked at me... actually peeked at us?!"

"Humph, don't you agree? If you don't agree, you can come and peek at me and Xiaofan having sex. This saint doesn't mind at all. I specifically allow you to peek at me from three meters away. Don't bother me. You'll get into heat just because you watched it. There is no way to join if you want to, but you have to think about it, after all, you are just a coquettish fox who says you don’t want to, but gets into heat when Xiaofan hugs you.”

"I...I won't do such a boring, shameless thing. I can't spare you for looking at such blind things. I will definitely not spare you this time!"

Stimulated to tears by the little ghost's pornographic jokes one after another, the little fox wiped the corners of his eyes, let out a sweet cry and pounced on the enemy without hesitation, and a saint's war of the century began again.

I drank tea calmly, with eyes like an old monk who has seen through the world of mortals.

Since ten years ago, I have not dared to talk dirty jokes with the little ghost. Little fox, you are asking for your own death...

. . . (To be continued.)