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"Preparations to go to the hell world? Are you ready? You were completely prepared yesterday." Raphael, who was urged by me, looked confused, as if asking, can you still ask such a stupid question? ?
"Why didn't you tell me when you were ready?"
"Xiao Xiao Wu, I am not your nanny, but an elder of the alliance. I have everything to deal with every day. Do you understand? Besides, aren't you having trouble with Tamoya? I don't want to give you some time to deal with your problems. Can we talk again?"
"Lord Raphael, who has so many things to do, he still knows about such a trivial matter as the quarrel between Tamoa and I. Thank you very much for your trouble. I have already solved it." I angrily hit the coffee table in my mind, but after thinking about it, Raphael also said something. The truth is, it seemed that he probably cared about me, so he gave up.
"Oh, it's solved? When did you do a good job?" Raphael showed a surprised expression as he knew what he was asking, and his acting skills were also very good.
"In a manly, manly way."
"But Tamoya is a girl."
"It's long-winded, anyway, after a battle, we laughed away our grudges and fell on the grass under the sunset. We talked to each other and turned our hostility into friendship. Not only did we resolve this conflict, but we also strengthened the friendship between us. It is now indestructible. .”
I half-truthfully (at least that's what a certain druid thought) described what happened last night as a hot-blooded comic scene. After I finished speaking, I was very moved. This is youth.
Raphael: "..."
Fortunately, Tamoya didn't follow, otherwise there would have been another conflict after hearing what Xiao Xiao Wu said.
"I don't want to care about you little kids. Since you can't wait to leave, I'll go get ready. How about tomorrow?"
"It's fine for me, but I have to go back and discuss it with the little fox. After all, we are not going alone. She always seems to feel that she is not prepared enough and goes to the trading market every day."
"You should be well prepared. To be honest, I don't want to see you go to that kind of place. I always feel guilty about pushing you into a pit of fire with my own hands." Raphael sighed, even if he was as smart as her, there was nothing he could do. Find out whether this trip to hell is a blessing or a curse.
"Haha, Lord Harafel, what are you talking about? Have you done enough to push me into the fire pit?"
"You ungrateful brat, stop!" This sentence made Raphael angry, and she chased him for hundreds of meters. I whistled and went to see how little Heitan was studying. Then I went to the orphanage and visited the orphans there. After all, I also had the title of honorary director.
It's a pity that I didn't see Mi Seya there. She probably went on patrol. Of course, she might also have gone for extortion. This bad girl in middle school.
Then, I met a little fox in the trading market. This little fox has been shopping for several days, and his interest in equipment has not diminished but increased. Perhaps he realized that there is no other way to improve his strength in just a few days, so he can only buy equipment. Let's make up our minds.
Anyway, I saw the local tyrant little fox squandering money again. I heard Akara say that under the careful leadership of the little fox, the fox people have made a lot of money in recent years. They not only got rid of hunger but also moved towards a well-off society. They are better than their old neighbors. The werewolves are doing much better.
It would be better to let the little fox go to create an alliance chamber of commerce or something. It is her hobby anyway, but it is still early for this kind of thing, and she will have to wait until she runs away from the hell clan.
This time the little fox brought Princess Nana and Amrudina as companions.
"This short sword is just so-so. Although its attributes are not very good, its attack is very high. I think it is more suitable for assassins." Nana, as a princess from the prosperous period of Horadric thousands of years ago, still has a very high vision, and ordinary things cannot be used at all. Can't catch her eyes.
"Really? Let me see..." Upon hearing this, the little fox immediately came over and observed carefully. He gently stroked the blade of the sword with his fingers for a moment, then suddenly made a sword trick and wiped the neck with a horizontal swing. As a final move, it is so fast that you can't even see the shadow of the sword.
The adventurer uncles who didn't know the truth and wanted to strike up a conversation when they saw the three girls' beauty saw this scene and left in disbelief.
I have a hunch that there will be another little witch in the camp soon, no, maybe several.
"Well, it's really good." The little fox praised, but put down the dagger.
"Don't you like it?"
"No, there are already similar weapons. I don't want to waste money."
Although she has successfully obtained the golden title of being a wealthy person in the trading market, the little fox will buy whatever she should buy no matter how expensive it is, and she is a smart customer who doesn’t want a single gold coin for what she shouldn’t buy. The Lord will probably be disappointed.
Afraid that Nana wouldn't believe it, the little fox reached out and took out the Dragon Bone Sword. He skillfully turned over a few sword flowers in his palm, showing disdain.
"That fool gave it to me. It can still be used. I usually don't bother to use it. I just remembered that I still have this thing. Hmph, I want to send this thing away with this thing. It's so naive."
Having said that, the pride on her eyebrows couldn't be concealed. She looked exactly like a little girl showing off her new (boy) toy (friend) to her friends.
The corners of Nana's mouth froze, as if she was trying to hide something, and she glanced around in a panic. Finally, her eyes fell on a large shield. She picked it up and looked at its attributes for a few times before speaking to Amrudina on the other side.
"Amrudina, look at this shield. It has very good properties, and most importantly, it is strong and durable."
Nana, who has teamed up with Amrudina, knows that the elf shield girl in front of her has very violent attack methods. She mainly uses her shield to smash, smash, smash. For her, ordinary shields are almost the same. One day of fighting can consume the considerable durability of a shield, so in Amrudina's eyes, an excellent shield is not about how good its attributes are, but how durable it is.
"Thank you, Nana, it is indeed a good shield." Amrudina took the shield. With her [Shield Maiden] profession, she knew whether it suited her almost as soon as she started using it, so she didn't even have to look at the attributes. , immediately showed a satisfied smile.
"I want this shield." Even though Amrudina seems to be playing a small role in the entire team like a guard knight, that's just because the status of the people in the team is so high that they are either a queen, a princess, or... The inheritor of the Twelve Knights, she was born into a great elf noble, and her status was well-known, so she was not short of money at all.
"Amrudina consumes too much shield. I'm really worried about what you will do one day when your shield is used up." Nana was worried when she saw this loyal elf knight happily putting away his shield.
"It's not a big problem. Just because our family has been like this for generations, I have already started to practice blacksmith skills before I changed jobs. As long as they are not too advanced shields, I can handle them." Arumdina She said confidently, indicating that we are not only a shield girl but also a blacksmith girl with dual professions and dual cultivation. She suddenly thought of something and continued.
"If it doesn't work out, I still have the last weapon."
"Oh?" After hearing what she said, Nana and Lucia became interested.
Under the gaze of the two girls, Amrudina felt embarrassed and proudly took out the dragon bone shield.
"This is a treasure given to me by His Highness. Amrudina deserves it. She thinks that with her current talent, virtue and achievements, she is not qualified to use it. When one day she is qualified, I will ask Your Highness to grant it again, and Passed down from generation to generation as a family heirloom.”
For some reason, the corners of Nana's mouth froze again. Suddenly, in the noisy trading market, the three girls standing side by side felt an extremely quiet atmosphere, which was incompatible with the surroundings and made people look at their hearts. He panicked and subconsciously avoided them, forming a strange vacuum zone where the three of them stood.
I was just about to step forward to say hello, but when I saw such a strange phenomenon, I immediately stopped in my tracks.
Even though I was possessed by the Death Emperor, Lao Ma, my calves were still trembling, telling me that there was a Shura field in front of me and I must not intervene easily.
Although I escaped temporarily, when I returned home, I was suddenly stabbed in the head by Ben Zina for some reason, and then was swept away by the little fox's tail. The meaning was completely unclear, you bastard!
"Raphael's side is ready, we can leave at any time."
"So fast?" The little fox asked in surprise: "Why didn't you tell me about such an important thing earlier?"
"I just learned about it from Raphael, and I just wanted to tell you that I was kicked away as soon as I entered the door!" I pointed at the bruises that remained on my forehead and complained angrily.
"This was an accident. I don't know why I suddenly took action."
"What an accident, has it become your instinct to attack me?!"
"It's not good for a man to be preoccupied."
"I was almost swept from the second floor to the first floor. Everyone thought I did something to make you angry again. Why is this? Don't I have any credibility at all? Why was the first person beaten when they saw me? The reaction is that I was wrong?"
"Now you can taste the bitter fruits of your usual squandering of moral integrity." Instead of showing sympathy, the little fox burst into laughter, and the fox's tail wagged in triumph.
"Forget it, I'm here to talk to you about serious matters." When it comes to moral integrity, I want to avoid the topic. Don't ask me why.
"Serious business? Huh, okay, serious business. When do you plan to leave?"
"How about tomorrow?"
"Would your wife Legion agree?"
"What an army of wives, just Artoria?" I said with a dark look on my face, this little sky fox really didn't forget to mock me all the time.
"Is there really only Arturia?"
"Really...really." There was a hint of guilt in my voice.
"At most...at most plus the Colgate sisters."
"You are quite honest this time."
"Since you praise me for being honest, why do you do this kind of thing?" I narrowly avoided the little fox's unsuspecting tail sweep, wiped my cold sweat, and took a few steps back vigilantly.
"Sorry, sorry, didn't you just say that? It's already done."
"Can you give me a more sincere apology?"
"Anyway, I don't care about tomorrow. I'm almost ready. Well, let's take a look. Maybe I'm missing a little bit of this... I'm missing a little bit of that... and..."
The little fox, who forcibly changed the subject, checked the package and travel a few times again, and began to murmur.
"How many days have you been preparing?"
"Hey, you can't be too prepared for such an important task. Who can be as heartless as an idiot like you? Let me tell you what you have done in the past few days. It's all the work of this Tianhu. live."
Not to mention it was okay, but as soon as he mentioned the little fox, he would angrily wag his tail and scold him.
"Actually, I am also preparing, but you can't see it."
"Oh, tell me about it?"
"Look, Raphael gave me this map. I'm ready to work hard to challenge myself to be self-sufficient. When I come back, I plan to write a book called Eating in Hell."
The little fox looked at it expressionlessly, said oh, handed the map back to me, and suddenly showed a weird smile.
"In other words, I can eat steak and mutton chops while watching you roast hellworm devil eggs and so on. It's okay to cry and drool while you roast them, right?"
I thought about it and felt that the problem was huge. Did we agree to share the joys and sorrows together? Food should be reserved for those in need. Think of those seniors lurking in the hell world. They must have not eaten beef, mutton, and vegetables for a long time.
Thinking of this, I was filled with righteous indignation and felt a strong sense of mission calling me in my heart, so I decided to temporarily terminate the plan to eat in hell and "share the joys and sorrows" with the little fox.
"Forget it, just do whatever you want. As long as you and your wife have discussed it, tomorrow will be tomorrow. I don't care. It's not an option to keep preparing. Alas."
The little fox may have realized that her current behavior has developed in a neurotic direction. If she continues like this, she will be broken before she reaches the hell world. Well, her wallet will also be broken if she doesn't.
Want to get everyone? Maybe it will be more troublesome than the little fox. I thought deeply and walked towards the living room. The girls happened to be there. I sat down and coughed a few times, attracting everyone's attention and then said.
"Little Fox and I are planning to leave tomorrow. Is there anything you want to say?"
The atmosphere in the living room was quiet for a few seconds, and then everyone shook their heads together.
"Hey, there's really nothing to say?" I can't believe it. For example, it's too hasty. You should prepare for a few more days and discuss other feasible plans. Isn't that something you have always insisted on?
"Because everything that needs to be said has been explained to Lucia." Seeing the confusion on my face, Arturia explained unbearably.
"Don't you have anything to tell me?" I'm the protagonist, bastard!
"Well, Bear Tower might not listen anyway even if I tell you. It would be more effective to tell Lucia to actually keep an eye on you."
Everyone nodded.
I:"……"
Forget it, I'm going to the hell world, and I don't want to come back!
Speaking of which, I am also very hypocritical. I couldn't wait to go to the hell world as soon as possible and go back early. I was impatient with Arturia and the others' nagging. Now they stop nagging and light up happily. After the green light was given, I felt unhappy again. Why didn’t everyone care about me?
"Your Highness, do you really want to do such a dangerous thing? Can't you just not go?"
Juliet suddenly came up and held my hand, her eyes full of concern, oh oh, you really understand my awkward soul, dear Juliet, I am so touched.
She moved her buttocks, sat up straighter, and put some righteousness on her Chinese-character face to make her image look more majestic and upright: "Juliet, for the sake of this world, it is impossible not to go."
Juliet tilted her head in confusion, as if she was trying to digest and understand what I said. After a moment, she showed a sudden expression: "I went to the women's bathhouse to save the world. Your Highness is so amazing."
Women's bathhouse? Where did this confused knight's thinking circuit go? Wait, no, although Juliet is confused and forgetful, it is precisely because she is confused and forgetful that she will not suddenly say some unheard words, such as this women's bathhouse.
I glared at Knight Mipa with my sharp eyes. Sure enough, she covered her mouth and smiled, looking like she was having a hard time enduring it. Sure enough, it was you, the dark knight, who fabricated the facts in front of Juliet to corrupt me. image of!
"In this case, Juliet will also accompany His Highness." When I tried to pierce Knight Mipa with my eyes, Juliet also thought about it without permission. She looked at me with shining eyes, very Determined, it is the look of a loyal knight who wants to protect his master with his life.
"Juliet, I want to go to the women's bathhouse too!"
You can just go alone for this kind of thing, don't drag me along! Right, right.
I looked at the others for help.
"Actually, if the stupid monkey can transform into a werewolf, he can go there if he feels like it." Ben Zina seemed to be trying to smooth things over for me, but in fact she was very sinister inside.
It was obviously a ridiculous topic, but it made everyone deep in thought, as if they were imagining in their minds the scene of me entering the women's bathhouse after transforming into the Holy Moon Wise Wolf.
"Yes, there is no sense of violation." Artoria agreed, putting the women's bathhouse aside for now. Since it is a husband and wife taking a bath together, there is no sense of violation. That must be what you mean, right? It must be right. Bar!
"Second." Lord Wu Emperor nodded. I understand, what you are thinking of must be the scene of two stuffed bears taking a bath together, right?
"It feels very appropriate." Knight Mipa is afraid that the world will not be in chaos, and I don't want to explain anything anymore.
"Your Highness, do you need a back rub?" the slutty maid added.
Only Kaluge and Amrudina, who have upright characters and cannot tolerate a grain of sand, seem at a loss. They are obviously thrown off the rhythm by these bad guys. Come on, you will become strange when you are with them!
Seeing how enthusiastic everyone was about this topic, Juliet showed a soft and happy smile, and held my soft little hands slightly tightly. She was also confused. Said something.
"Juliet will also fulfill her responsibilities as a wife. Don't worry, leave everything to me."
How do you want to fulfill your responsibilities as a wife in a place like a women's bathhouse? !
I thought about it carefully, but luckily everyone knew that Juliet and I were playing house, otherwise I would have jumped into the Twin Seas just because of these words and would not be able to wash my mind.
No, I couldn't let everyone's imagination continue to develop. I held my forehead and shook my head to express that I was tired. I went up to rest for a while, and ran away without waiting for everyone to react.
"After all, I still have to go." The living room where seven or eight people were sitting was so quiet that one could hear the needle drop. After a long time, Arturia sighed quietly.
It's not that I don't want to stop him, I just know that stopping him is useless, so I plan to use this easier way to calm down the worry about separation, because I don't want that person to go to the hell world with a burden.
"If I were strong enough, I wouldn't be like this. I can only watch Xiong Ta take risks alone. I have to work harder."
Tamoya clenched her fists and murmured, which seemed to represent everyone's heart, making the living room quiet again.
That's right, we can't let him continue to bear this burden alone...
. . . (To be continued.)
