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Wild grasshoppers appear!
It’s you, Wu Fanshou, come on!
Wu Fan VS Grasshopper
The battle officially begins! ! !
Roll to determine initiative.
Wu Fan voted 1 point.
Grasshopper rolled 10,000 points.
What the hell is going on with the 10,000-point dice? ! !
Ignoring my protests, the fight continued.
Grasshopper gets first strike.
Grasshopper used hula.
The grasshopper lay on Wu Fan's face.
Wu Fan was confused.
Wu Fan used slap in the face.
Wu Fan was confused and Wu Fan attacked himself.
Wu Fan suffered 999 points of mental damage.
The grasshopper used sand-pulling (urine).
Wu Fan exudes a subtle smell.
Wu Fan was angry.
Wu Fan used a unique trick - tearing up the script angrily.
Damn it, why do I have to fight like this with a mere grasshopper! ! !
After tearing up the script, I rushed towards the grasshopper fiercely, but Emperor Wu gently pressed her forehead with one hand, preventing me from taking a step forward. She gently raised her other hand, and the grasshopper in her hand finally jumped away as she wished and disappeared into the grass. Disappeared in it.
"Tamoya, let me go, I want to fight that grasshopper one-on-one!" Seeing the grasshopper burrowing into the ground, I let out a desperate cry. This humiliation can no longer be washed away.
"Xiong Ta, a savior who cares about everything with a grasshopper, is this really okay?"
"You don't understand the world of men. This is fighting, fighting!" My blood boiled. I pushed away Tamoya's hand and immediately threw myself into the grass, looking carefully for the defeated general and the lost dog who was not my enemy.
pity. There were so many holes in the grass, and the scum who had escaped from the battle didn't know where to hide. After searching for a while, I gave up and turned around. I found Tamoa holding her chin in her hands, staring at me unblinkingly with her deep purple-blue eyes.
With slightly raised corners of her mouth, bright eyes, and a very obvious smile, the girl's charming smile was a bit dazzling.
But I was in a very unhappy mood. I was kneeling on the ground looking for Grasshopper's body, too lazy to stand up, so I just crawled over in a few steps and got in front of Tamoya.
"Tamoya, you. Are smiling."
"Eh? Really?" Tamoya didn't seem to realize it. She touched her face, thought about it again, and the honest Lord Martial Emperor nodded heavily.
"You must have been laughing, just now."
"Are you laughing at me? Are you laughing at my majestic savior for competing with a grasshopper?"
"Definitely not." Tamoya shook her head heavily, without any hesitation this time.
"Then why?"
"I...can't laugh?" Emperor Wu was confused. When did laughter become such a luxury?
"That's not to say you can't laugh, but... aren't you angry with me? The sudden laughter was too sudden, so it's very suspicious." I thought about it and finally found the point of violation. It turns out to be here.
"That's right, I'm still angry with Xiongta." After realizing this, Tamoya's smile faded and she turned away. She started to get angry again, but before I could say anything, she turned back and showed her dazzling beautiful smile again. Her silver-gray hair fluttered in the wind, attracting people's attention. It seemed to eclipse the blue of the sky.
"However, even though you are still angry, you still want to laugh wherever you want. Is there anything wrong?"
"No...this..." There seemed to be something wrong, but it seemed reasonable. No one stipulated that you shouldn't laugh when you are angry.
"There's nothing wrong with it, but... why? Seeing you smiling makes me feel inexplicably unhappy."
Maybe it was because I still had the fighting spirit from fighting the grasshopper just now, but I was so full of courage that I had the audacity to say such provocative words to Lord Martial Emperor. Not even satisfied, I made another astonishing move, reaching out and gently pinching Tamo. Ya's cheeks were pulled, just like she often did to me.
What's wrong with me, my unruly brain and hands? Now Tamoya is still angry with me. Aren't I looking for death by doing this? It's over, she will definitely be even more angry, and she will go crazy at any time and hit me with a series of invisible legs to 64 hit me until my face is deformed.
Just like that, I kept squeezing Tamoya's face and was stunned. Tamoya didn't seem to expect that my ability to commit suicide was so profound. She was also stunned for a moment, and she was stunned. When I got up, there was only the sound of wind blowing on the quiet grassy slope.
However, what I have to say is that Lord Wu Emperor's face... feels really good, soft, bouncy, smooth and tender.
I don't know how long it took, but Tamoya finally reacted. She didn't kick me away immediately, or crush my unruly hand, but maintained this posture and suddenly spoke.
"Bear Tower...are you unhappy? When I laughed just now."
It's this kind of question. Do you want to charge up your anger before you attack me?
I am faced with a life-and-death question, and after some reflection, how should I answer it? How to reduce Lord Martial Emperor's anger gauge?
No, it’s not my style to be a man and change my words after I say it out loud. I’ll just do it if I’m a coward.
"Yes." Facing Lord Wu Emperor's direct gaze, I nodded, and suddenly I felt as if a cheerful music was playing in my head, accompanied by system sounds.
Congratulations to player Wu Fan, your death-seeking level has been improved.
"Huh?" Tamoya didn't say a word, just stared at me hard, and suddenly, she smiled.
"Yeah, I understand."
"Ming... understand what?" I don't understand, dear! ! !
"Bear Tower doesn't need to know."
"Why?!"
"Because Bear Tower is too slow."
"Hey, is it my fault?" Unexpectedly, after going around and around, it was me who was wrong again. Was I called Sekai or Tokiomi in my previous life?
"Yes, everything is Bear Tower's fault."
"But I still don't understand. Can you help me understand my mistake?" I was ready to ask for advice humbly.
"It doesn't matter if Xiong Ta doesn't understand, as long as I understand."
"How could this be? Aren't we partners?" I was desperate.
"Be good, this is enough." Tamoya reached out and touched my head, the smile on her face became wider.
Not good enough at all...eh. This trick is...
I suddenly realized that I was being attacked by Ta Moya by touching her head. This was what Sa Qili originally asked me to do to Ta Moya.
Could it be that I was attacked first again? no. I have to think of some way to save it.
But... Tamoya's touch felt so comfortable, her eyes narrowed unconsciously, and then she remembered that she hadn't had a good rest under everyone's bombardment in the past few days.
Ever since, my eyelids have become heavier and heavier. I yawned several times, and unconsciously my consciousness became blurred...
With a jolt, I woke up suddenly and opened my eyes.
It was already sunset, and I actually slept for most of the day and didn't even eat lunch.
It must be that I have been too stressed and tired recently.
I took a deep breath and was about to stretch my legs and sigh that I hadn't slept so well in a long time, when suddenly. All my movements came to a standstill, I was stunned, and I didn't dare to move.
What is that in front of you, on the tip of your nose? Round, pointed, tall, soft, with a... a special fragrance.
After being stunned for a few seconds, I realized my current situation. To put it simply, they both fell asleep while being held by Tamoya on her side.
My slight movement woke up the alert Tamoya. She rubbed her eyes and sat up. The fragrant fragrance and softness also distanced her from my reluctant gaze.
"Is it already this time? I just wanted Xiongta to take a nap and wake me up during lunch, but I didn't expect that even I would fall asleep. It must be Xiongta's fault. He was so asleep when he saw this picture. With Shen’s face, how could he not be infected?”
With sleepy eyes, Master Wu Emperor explained everything clearly in a few words. It turned out that I fell asleep first, and then she, who was infected by my sleepiness, also fell asleep unconsciously, and then for some reason, I was hugged by her like a pillow. On.
It turns out that what happened is that simple, hahaha, okay, okay, it turned out to be too complicated as I thought.
"Are you...still angry with me?" I also climbed up and approached Tamoya and asked directly.
"Well, I'm still angry."
"Sure enough..." I knew it would not be so easy to let her go away. People who are not usually very angry are not so easy to coax when they are angry. Sa Qili, your plan has been ruined.
"However, I'm not as angry as before." Suddenly, Emperor Wu made a magical turn.
"Hey, really?"
"Why did you lie to Bear Tower?"
"But why did you suddenly... Okay, I won't ask further. Tell me simply, how angry you were before and how angry you are now?"
I have to check first whether I will be beaten at any time.
"It used to be ten, but now it's one." Tamoya also thought about it seriously and told me a very precise answer that made me overjoyed.
"If you try harder, your anger will dissipate, right?"
"That... you can't say for sure." Tamoya winked at me and smiled softly. She stood up and stretched out her hand to me.
"Get up, Bear Tower, we should go back."
"Oh." I put my hand up and was gently pulled by Tamoya, and I stood up smoothly.
Wait, this is not right. Did you do something wrong?
Anyway, to be able to show such a smile and be so kind to me, Tamoya's anger must have been almost gone. Although I have no idea what I did to make her so happy. If I have to say it, it is A man-hopper war was staged?
Could it be that...Tamoya unexpectedly likes some remote and cold jokes?
Stepping into the sunset, neither of us spoke a word on the way back. The atmosphere was very quiet, but it was not awkward, but rather... warm? Anyway, I can't tell what it is, I just feel very comfortable, so comfortable that I want to stretch out and sleep again.
Just when I was yawning, Tamoya glanced sideways, glanced at me, turned back, and continued to snicker. She had done this action countless times along the way.
"Tamoya, what are you laughing at?" Finally, I couldn't help it anymore.
"Well... can this be regarded as a secret?" Tamoya put her little hand on her back and raised it step by step, with a girlish air.
"Then please smile secretly." I rolled my eyes angrily.
"Eh? That's going to be difficult."
"Otherwise, tell me, hurry up, tell me, Lord Tamoya, Princess Tamoya, kiss Tamoya." I took Tamoya's hand, and started fighting shamelessly. .
"It's really despicable for Bear Tower to use this trick."
Under the setting sun, Tamoya's pretty fair face exuded a layer of orange-red beauty. She was upright and dissatisfied with me using such a despicable and shameless move, and puffed up her cheeks slightly. I said, is our Lord Martial Emperor over-reaching? Becoming more feminine? And it is revealed naturally and inadvertently, without any trace of femininity for the sake of femininity, and it is even more charming.
"Forget it, I'll make an exception and tell you, it was because I was a little happy, so I laughed."
"Huh? What kind of answer is this? Why are you happy?"
"No, enough has been said. Xiong Ta is also true. It's better to use your own brain instead of letting others tell you everything."
"It's so troublesome. It would be great if the two of us could have combined skills. You give me your brain, and I'll give you your strength."
"Say...what stupid things to say. How could you have such a strange skill?"
"I can do it with the little ghost, but her IQ is completely incapable of changing it for me."
"She's a ghost so it doesn't matter."
"Ghosts are so convenient, I can become a ghost too."
"Please live well."
Unknowingly, the originally quiet and cozy atmosphere was broken. As usual, Tamoya and I started chatting all the way, all about random topics. Of course, they were all brought up by me. .
Seeing that we were almost home, Tamoya suddenly stopped, turned around and faced me, took a deep breath, as if she had something important to say to me.
I also held my breath and looked at her quietly, waiting for her important words.
"Bear Tower."
"Yeah."
"Tonight... it's better to be later, that... something has happened... can you give me some time?" Tamoya, who has always been straightforward and cheerful, became a little coy.
"Just the two of us?"
"Of course!" She glared at me angrily, "How many more do you want to pull in?"
"No problem, where is it?"
"... right where we slept together just now, okay?" Tamoya thought for a while and said.
Sleeping together... seems to be misleading, but it doesn't matter, I nodded: "Well, it's right there, I understand."
"Don't get lost."
"..." It's so rude. When did Emperor Wu become so rude? How could I get lost?
"That's it, I'm leaving first." After saying that, Tamoya waved softly and ran back eagerly.
Oh, I said wait a minute. We are only a few steps away from the door of our house. Why are you going back first?
I couldn't understand Tamoya now at all. I scratched my head, and suddenly my whole body was shaken, as if I had discovered something incredible.
Wait, Tamoya just asked me... asked me to meet in a deserted place late at night, right? Why should only two people meet at that time and place?
Could it be that... I trembled violently as I thought of a possibility that was so immediate.
Could it be that Emperor Wu suddenly fell in love with me and planned to confess to me?
. . . (To be continued.)
