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"Let me tell you, when did these two people go from being righteous and optimistic fast food restaurant owners to what they are now? They are simply a disgrace to fast food restaurants."
Seeing Ricken and Hans facing each other again, I sighed helplessly, trying to find the source of all evil, trying to make them become the kind Colonel Sanders and the happy leader of the Blue Road again.
"It's really a big change compared to before." My question caused the KFC team and the Hanbag team to think deeply. Finally, Kira and Barr seemed to have discovered something, looked at each other, and spoke in unison.
"It seems...it started after I met you, Brother Fan."
I:"……"
Forget it, this kind of small issue is not worth discussing at all. In fact, Ricken and Hans have not changed that much, right? Their persistent enthusiasm for the king of fast food restaurants is still the same as before and has never changed.
I nodded my head hummingly, feeling that this world could still be saved.
Speaking of which, where is Arius? She is one of the important members of my light music department and an indispensable part of my complete defeat of the Sheep, Mule, and Chicken team.
As soon as I turned my eyes, I quickly spotted the small, swaying figure from behind the tall Desdna. I turned around and saw that this little rotten girl was shrouded in an inconspicuous cloak. A creepy, alternative and satisfying laugh came from her mouth, and the eyes from the broad cloak and hat that shrouded her entire head in shadow were closely watching Ricken and Hans who were fighting. Two small hands, one hand holding the notes and the other hand flying the pen on it.
All right. I understood, and silently took out the paper roll, a special artifact for Aleus, and with a neat movement of my hands, the paper roll drew a perfect parabola in the air. With a crisp "pop" sound, the pen and notebook in Aleus' hand fell to the ground, and he squatted down, holding his head tightly with both hands, assuming the posture of a young lady holding her head and squatting in defense. The uncomfortable fujoshi laughter that came out of her mouth turned into a normal soft moan.
"I forgot, Aleus, I forgot very much..."
Ah, you bit your tongue, have you even forgotten the attributes of your own four-character mantra? It seems that I forgot it completely this time, I am very satisfied.
Taking back the artifact against Aleus, I directly lifted Aleus who was squatting on the ground, like picking up a disobedient kitten curled up on the ground.
"Aleus, do you still remember me?" I asked with a smile as I forced her to turn in front of me.
"Who are you? Aleus, I don't remember anything."
"..." Very good, it is necessary for you to forget some more things to free up the blank memory to remember my identity.
Seeing me taking out the paper roll again, Alius finally recalled the horror of having his memory manipulated by the paper roll and the shame of the four-character mantra tongue-biting technique, and hurriedly spoke.
"Aleus, remember, it's the teacher. Teacher, it's wrong. Aleus, it's wrong."
"Whether it's me or you who is wrong, tell me clearly." I gestured to the paper roll in a loud voice, full of threats.
"Yes...yes..." Aleus looked at the big killer weapon specially designed for her in fear. After stammering for a while, he whispered.
"It's a paper roll, wrong."
There was a crisp "pop" sound, and Aleus squatted on the ground again holding his head.
"Brother Wu, stop it." As Aleus's brother, Hans couldn't stand it anymore. Ricken ran over and winked at me.
"Why do you always like to bully Arius? It's time to stop."
"..." Aleus raised her head and looked at her brother with grateful eyes. Perhaps at this moment, she had never felt that Hans' image was so tall and majestic.
"Hannah, don't be afraid. I'm here, remember who I am." Looking down, Hans met Aleus's eyes and showed a kind face, as if he spread his wings to wrap his child tenderly inside. bird daddy.
"You are a good person." Arius tilted his head and thought for a moment, then gave a decisive and knowing blow, which made the smile on Hans' face break, and he clutched his chest and turned blue.
"It's all your fault, Brother Wu. Hannah, who used to be normal, has become strange now." Turning around, he cast an accusing look at me with tears on his face.
No, no, no, Arius has never been normal. Somewhere you don’t know, you and Rickon’s love, sex, and anal fanfics have filled the whole room. Wake up, Hans, you are still doing it. Dreaming of having a normal and lovely sister!
Seeing that I didn't take it seriously, Hans became sad and angry. He looked left and right, intending to find some evidence to completely impeach me. Suddenly, he had an idea.
Silently coming up behind Arius, he made a gesture to everyone to look at Arius, and then instantly lifted up Arius' cloak and hat.
The effect is comparable to a one-click costume change. After taking off the hat, Aleus has long flaming hair and turns into a majestic, cold and aloof beauty.
After waiting for about a second, Hans put the hat on Aleus again. The one-second costume change effect appeared again, and Aleus became a weak and timid girl in an inconspicuous cloak.
Hey, hey, is this old joke still being renovated and reused? I have something to do with Aleus's one-click costume change attribute.
However, Hans was still talking shamelessly, trying to force me to take the blame: "Look, this is Arius who was tortured by Brother Wu."
His tone was impassioned, with tears in his eyes, as if he had lost a well-behaved and lovely sister who couldn't change clothes at the touch of a button, and could only mourn her in the memories of the past.
In order to arouse the common hatred of the people, Hans once again helped Aleus perform a one-click costume change effect, I put it on, I put it on.
"Look, what a pitiful Aleus."
I will lift it again and wear it again.
"How pitiful..."
I lift, lift, lift... I wear, wear, wear...
In the end, Hans couldn't stop his hands at all. He kept playing with Arius's hat and researched new ways to play it, making Arius's one-click costume change faster and faster, until everyone looked at his hat. His eyes turned cold, and he suddenly woke up. He quickly stopped, wiped his eyes with a few crocodile tears, and sighed in a sad voice.
"How pathetic. My sister Hannah."
"You're right, Hannah is so pitiful, and we already know the murderer who caused all this." Ricken took a few steps forward. He came to Hans, patted him on the shoulder and said sincerely.
"Really? Ricken, I didn't expect that you could occasionally...occasionally say something humane. As a knight, you still retain the last trace of fairness and justice. I have changed my mind about you."
"Oh, really? I've changed my mind about you too."
"Hahaha, this might be a new beginning."
"That's right, a new beginning...your sister, the culprit for Hannah becoming like this is your unreliable brother!" Ricken's face changed instantly, and he hit Hans in the face with a Beidou friendship, knocking him out. It was knocked off the ground and spun at 108,000 degrees before slamming to the ground.
At this time, other people rushed up one after another, punching and kicking Hans who was lying on the ground. The sound was so loud that not only the members of the Hanbag team, but also the assassin Gris, who was always less involved in us and was more funny than happy, also stepped forward and kicked a few times. Hans screamed in the crowd. The sound gradually faded from high to low, and finally disappeared completely.
Amen, I made the sign of the cross on my chest.
Poor and miserable Hans, I hope you will be reborn in a world without a sister in your next life.
Hey, I seem to have forgotten something important. I remembered that today I have to deal with the Sheep, Mule, and Chicken team to let them fully understand the difference between gods and mortals.
"Aleus, come on. Come on." I waved kindly, which made Aleus, who was confused and didn't know why his brother was being beaten by a group of people but didn't want to save him at all, summoned him to my side.
"Teacher, Aleus, I have made a new friend." She took a few steps forward. He became a little excited and said with a sense of taking credit.
"It's not too late to talk about making new friends later." I let it go, it was nothing more than talking about ants, frogs and grasshoppers. There are more important things now.
"Aleus! What a big blow! I feel so tired and don't like it!"
Let me tell you, you little rotten girl is getting better and better at playing the four-character mantra. Who did you learn it from?
"Aleus, have you forgotten our greatest mission?"
"Mission?" Arius tilted his head. Sure enough, he had forgotten. There was nothing he could do about this little rotten girl. Whose fault was it for having such a bad memory?
"Have you forgotten? Our combination." I took out the magic loudspeaker, so I should be able to remember it for this reason.
"Ah..." The notebook and pen that Aleus had just picked up fell to the ground again. She was stunned, as if she was a girl from another world who had a tool that could save the world. After being attacked by the big devil and losing his memory, he lived in chaos for several years. Finally one day, he suddenly remembered his mission and the important tools he had always kept on his body that he had forgotten for a long time.
"Aleus, remember!"
"Very well, please say out loud who we are!"
I held up the magic loudspeaker and stood together with Aleus. The two of them struck a cool pose in unison. At some point, Aleus had a saxophone on his shoulders. He lightly closed his eyelids and was filled with excitement. Full of literary girl style.
"To save the world! To maintain peace! We - vow to conquer the universe with beautiful music, Light Music Department!"
To be honest, in order to take care of Arius's four-letter power, I feel a lot less powerful.
When we came back to our senses from the long-lost declaration of the Qingyin Department's training, we found a group of people circling around, holding a bundle of ropes connected by belts in their hands.
"Okay, that's it." Ricken and Hans didn't know when they became so united and tacitly understood. After tying the last knot, they clapped their hands at the same time and smiled at each other.
"What's all right?" I looked confused and grabbed it subconsciously, and suddenly found that my precious magic loudspeaker was missing!
Not only that, I can’t move my hands and body!
When I saw what was binding my body, I showed regret and anger. Wasn't it the belt and rope in everyone's hands just now? And I, and Arius, were unknowingly tied tightly to a big tree by this rope, and the magic loudspeaker and saxophone were taken away and put aside.
"Put us down, you bastards, what do you want?"
"What do you want to do... If you don't tell me, I've forgotten. Let's go to the camp for a walk. I haven't been back for a while. Let's go for a walk and have a sip of the camp's wine."
"Take me with you too."
"I'll go too, I'll go too."
"You bastards. Let me go first!" Seeing a group of people swaying away, leaving Aleus and me here, I let out a powerful roar.
However, there are no eggs.
"Hahaha!" At this time, a seriously silly laugh came over. Suddenly, three figures appeared in front of us.
One was Gaut, and the laughter came from his mouth, a sign of schadenfreude.
"Brother Wu, it seems that your light music department got off to a bad start. It's really pitiful."
"Stop blabbering and put me down quickly."
"Hmph, I didn't come here just to do something as trivial as helping you untie you. Open your eyes and take a closer look. My sheep, mule, and chicken team has been assembled again. Let us protect the world. Brother Wu You, and your partner, just sit here and watch us save the world. Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!"
Accompanied by Gott's arrogant laughter, the other two figures stepped forward in the dazzling sunlight, with their arms folded across their chests, tall and mighty, and a tsunami-like aura came towards me, which made me feel a chill in my heart.
"Listen up, our Sheep, Mule, and Chicken team has already given ourselves a resounding name in advance for the irreversible cause of saving the world. From now on, the three of us will be famous in all the town squares in the mainland. Our great statue will remain in Xanadu to be admired and revered forever."
"Wha...what?" Gorilla Gort. It’s impossible to think of such a high-end gameplay!
"First of all, it's me, the captain of the Sheep, Mule, and Chicken Team. My nickname is - the light of freedom - Gott!"
With a roar, Gott completed the one-click change of clothes at a speed even more terrifying than Aleus... No, it should be more appropriately described as one-click undressing. In short, it was impossible to see clearly what was going on. The clothes on his body disappeared, and then he spread his hands like a roc spreading its wings, making a gesture of free flight.
Fortunately, I already knew what kind of urine this stupid orangutan was, so I let Aleus close her eyes first to avoid polluting her eyes. No, what I was worried about was not actually this, but the fear that Aleus would be pissed after seeing the real thing. , the BL works he wrote become more real and dynamic, making people cry.
Next, another figure standing sideways turned around, crossed his arms, faced the sun, and with a swish sound, his crotch was automatically untied.
“Ocean of Democracy—Mishan!!!”
Finally, the barbarian, who was much taller than the other three, also turned around and quickly completed the eighth set of radio gymnastics in three seconds, staying in the independent posture of the golden rooster and glaring angrily.
“Human Rights Fighter – Khan!!!”
Then, the three of them twisted together and put on a pose that was more awkward than a chicken or a cow...oh no, it was the Ginyu Special Forces. They said in unison: "We are - the trinity of freedom, democracy and human rights, the sheep, mule and chicken team!!!"
I:"……"
"Okay, we can finally catch them all in one go."
In the blink of an eye, the team of sheep, mules and chickens were tied to the same tree as us. The murderer... no, it was the person who saved the world. It was Karina who killed the enemy. She clapped her hands and she seemed to have finished cleaning three things. Like a large piece of garbage, he turned around and left without any regrets.
"Lina, listen to me, this is a misunderstanding————!!!" Gott shouted while struggling.
"I'm just trying to realize my dream. What's wrong? Those who fight for their dreams are the most dazzling. Didn't you tell me that once?!"
"Oh?" Karina stopped and turned around. When Gott saw that there was still something to be done, he tried his best to show off a flattering smile.
"So, Lina, don't you think my flying posture is the most dazzling?"
Even I heard the sound of Karina’s sanity cracking on her forehead.
As a result, the team of sheep, mules, and chickens that were originally tied to the tree like me were frozen into ice sculptures and completely integrated with the tree. Hahaha, you deserve to be shown off in front of me. If I had known this, it would have been like this. Just help me loosen my bonds from the beginning and save me. Nothing will happen.
Hey, wait, let go?
"Sister Lina, at least save me——————!!!" My body was squirming and struggling like a caterpillar, and I gave a sad cry to Karina, whose figure was already gone.
In the end, Arius and I were finally saved by Sarah. As expected, only Lolita is good in the world. As for the Sheep, Mule, and Chicken team, let them be connected to this tree and live a lifetime. What, a celebration party? Don’t worry, we will hold it properly around this tree, or is it more appropriate to hold a sacrifice?
"letter?"
"Yes, a letter from mom." Sarah handed me the envelope and the letter paper.
"Since I'm sending a letter, I probably won't be able to come to this celebration." I murmured to myself as I unfolded the letter.
Sure enough, on the letter paper, my mother-in-law roughly explained the situation with her beautiful words, saying that she and Lal Santiaozi could not come to the celebration.
"Hmm, let's see, what, Lal and the others are planning to challenge Baal?" My hands shook in fright, and I almost dropped the letter.
During the three months in Harrogas, we actually met Aunt Lisa and Lal Santiaozi several times. A few times, Aunt Lisa helped to prepare good meals for the third uncle.
At that time, Lal Santiaozi had just passed the test of the third uncle and initially entered the World Stone Fortress. He did not expect to be so radical. The next step was to directly challenge Baal. Don't you need to be fully prepared? ? You think Baal is a cat and a dog.
Aunt Lisa was in Harrogas, so she didn't need to go with Lal and the others, but her husband ran off to fight for his life, so she couldn't come back to attend the celebration, which made sense.
"...Is it okay?" I scratched my head, feeling a little embarrassed.
This has two meanings. One is that Lal and the others are going to challenge Baal. There is a certain risk. Do you want to take a look and protect them secretly? The other is that the father takes the risk, but Sarah, as the daughter, has to help here. And attending the celebration would be too much of a push for Sarah.
"Don't worry, big brother, dad and the others will be fine." Sarah, who knew Lal better than me, shook her head lightly and said with a smile.
"Dad, although he doesn't look very serious at ordinary times, he will never be careless in such a life-and-death matter. I trust him."
"But no matter how well-prepared they are, as a daughter you will still be worried, right." I squatted down slightly, held Sarah in my arms, and stroked her pink hair.
"So, go ahead and ask Hilmanya to go with you. Although I really want to say that I can protect them this time, I can't protect them for the rest of my life. But I still can't let it go. Feelings are always more real than truth. s things."
"Big brother, thank you, Sarah loves you the most." Sarah's eyes were moist, she raised a pair of small hands and put them around my neck, stood on tiptoes and raised her head to kiss me lovingly.
"Don't let them find out that you are protecting me in the dark, otherwise your father will be angry for about a month."
"It's a whole year." Sarah, who was trotting to find Hilmanya, turned back and smiled at me. The grassland in winter suddenly bloomed with spring flowers...
. . . (To be continued.)
PS: Dian Niang has revised its version. It seems that the top six categories in the future can only be watched by everyone, but monthly passes are still required. It’s a new month, a new beginning. Minna-san, please give Xiaoqi a new guaranteed monthly pass. ^_^
