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I almost immediately carried the crystal outside and came to the heart of Harrogas. Unfortunately, no matter how fast I was, the damage that had been caused could not be repaired.
With the identification of the crystal, we found two rows of clear tooth marks in a very conspicuous place in the heart of Harrogas.
"You bastard, you just bite, but you bite it in such an obvious place!" I was about to cry, so I flicked the crystal and gave it a blast, but it was my own hand that hurt.
"Of course you have to bite it in a place where everyone can see it. If it is something delicious, you will leave your own traces and let others know that this is the designated food of the crystal. No one is allowed to contaminate it."
Crystal looked reasonable and said in a very domineering manner.
"That's very good. I'm your owner, right? So let me leave a conspicuous mark on you that others will know at a glance."
I bared my teeth and claws, transformed into Godzilla and breathed evil fire, more like a furious dragon than crystal.
"What traces? I don't want crystals that are too ugly." Unexpectedly, this stupid crystal dragon didn't seem to care very much. Could it be that this is the thinking gap between dragons and humans?
Let me think about it, how about carving the words "meat toilet" on the forehead of you idiot? Or should I pull out your dragon's tail and bend it into a U shape and then stick it into the anus? Or maybe strip off all your clothes, put on your mouth and only put a few band-aids on key parts?
I put all the evil thoughts I could imagine into Crystal. The more I thought about it, the more I felt it. But in the blink of an eye, I thought, no, this guy is wearing the appearance of the Holy Moon Wise Wolf. Doesn't it mean that she is the Holy Moon Wise Wolf if she is embarrassed? Embarrassed? Thinking of this, I immediately OTZ, not bad crystal. He was able to come up with such a Kong Ming plan, which made me unable to take action.
"Anyway... in short, it won't be too late to discuss your punishment later. I'll make up for my sins first." I hurriedly approached the teeth mark. Thinking about what to do, although it was Crystal's fault, for example, your pet bit someone. Are others looking to settle a score with your pet or with you? This is an obvious thing, and I don't think the barbarians will let me go if they find out.
Wuwuwu, poor me, I can no longer stand in the fox tribe. If I become the public enemy of the barbarian tribe again, then I will have offended two of the three major native races of Harrogas, not even the werewolf tribe. There is a way to protect me. When the time comes, a sign may be erected at the gate of Harrogas City. It says [A certain elder and dogs are not allowed to enter].
"Just... just scrape it off, scrape it off a little bit, and remove the tooth marks. The rough and savage barbarians will definitely not find it. Yes, that must be the case. What a good idea."
The more I thought about it, the worse I felt. I took out the dagger and approached the tooth mark with a smile. I had almost completely lost my mind.
"Calm down, Wu." Akara's crutch accurately hit my forehead, knocking me awake.
"I have the crystal here. I didn't think much of her, so I'm also at fault. Just let me solve it. Don't worry, I won't let you become the public enemy of the barbarians."
"Then I'll be relieved." Akara would never deceive people about this kind of thing. Hearing this, I breathed a sigh of relief and turned around. Staring at the crystal fiercely, this crystal dragon still didn't know what he had done wrong. He held his fingers in his mouth and showed a cute and silly expression. I was so angry that I almost knocked the chestnut down. At least it was only three, so I stopped immediately. Hands on.
Because Gott was here, Akara seemed to have something to say, but since she was not in a hurry, I was even less anxious. I would first organize the gorilla celebration party. Recently, I have been wandering around the third world. I haven’t seen you all for a while.
After I said goodbye to Akara with Gott, there was a crystal next to me. This guy was so thick-skinned that he immediately took Akara's cup as his own. He kept holding the cup and licking it until he finished licking it. , Akara seems to have stuffed a lot of refreshing water into her body, she is really doting on her.
"What else can you do besides eating?" Along the way, I lectured Crystal, angrily saying that you are a crystal dragon, so you should have some great ideals.
"Sleep." Crystal replied unambiguously and resolutely.
"In addition to eating and sleeping, are you a pig?" Little ghost, I am not scolding you now, please don't wake up.
"But, every giant dragon lives like this. Only in this way can we grow up quickly. Only when we grow up can we gain strength and bully others everywhere."
"..." Isn't the giant dragon such a creature? I was speechless. I deeply regretted picking up the crystal. If I had known, I would have abandoned her to the Ursines and let the Ursines worry about it.
"That's what I say, but you eat and sleep, and you sleep and eat. As a breeder, what benefit do I get from raising you?"
"Crystals can also fight."
Crystal twisted her butt and made a dragon's tail wagging movement. Unfortunately, the tail behind her butt was the tail of the Holy Moon Wolf instead of the dragon's tail. It was light and soft and had no power at all.
"I'm not even fighting now, so I won't get you in any round."
"Then... how about the crystal fly on your back?"
"Oh? That's a good idea. Your mind is quite clever sometimes."
The word "Dragon Knight" immediately popped into my mind. Riding a crystal dragon might be a good experience. I have seen the posture of a crystal dragon, and its size is not small. Don't mention me alone. Ten She can fit eight on her back.
"Okay, owner, wait a moment." Crystal said, making a motion to take off her clothes.
"Wait, what are you doing taking off your clothes?"
"If you don't take off your clothes, your clothes will burst into pieces if you turn into the dragon posture."
"Forget it, let's not change. Let's talk about it later."
After looking at Gott, how could he let Crystal take off his clothes in front of him? Wait, this statement is wrong. Even if I don’t have Gott, I can’t let Crystal take off his clothes openly in front of me on the roadside. Although I have long been familiar with the body of Saint Moon Xian Wolf, even if I put my eyes on it There won't be any weird ideas from above.
"No need?"
"No."
"Then Crystal goes to play with Sister Leona. Is that okay?"
"Go, go, remember to come back for lunch."
"Could it be that he wants Crystal to take advantage of sister Leona?"
"If you want."
Crystal shook her head hurriedly, raised her cup and drank the refreshing water in one gulp, and then stuffed the cup into my arms without any explanation. She cheered and ran towards the forest. I don't know how she was sure that the dead dog was in this direction. Could it be that she had a dead dog radar detector in her head?
I held the cup, looked at the disappearing figure of the crystal, and shook my head helplessly.
"I'm a little envious." Gott and I looked at it together. Suddenly he let out a sigh.
"What are you envious of? I have a headache."
"This is a happy headache, happy." He laughed, and the gorilla kept tapping me on the shoulder.
"Don't you feel like you have an extra daughter? I think Lord Crystal is quite dependent on you."
"I have no intention of raising a giant dragon as my daughter."
"Facts speak louder than words, Brother Wu, I really envy you. In fact, Lina has always wanted a child."
"Wouldn't it be enough to have just one child?"
"It's not that simple. If it happened before we broke through the pseudo-realm, it might be easier. Now that I have reached the realm, the probability is even smaller." Gott lowered his head listlessly. Suddenly I felt a little regretful about breaking through the realm.
"Stop sighing. At least it's possible if you work harder, unlike me." Gaut's sigh also triggered my thoughts. Why didn't Vilas always want to give me a child? Not only her, Sarah, Linya, although she didn't say it with her mouth, she must have thought so in her heart.
Well, I feel a little guilty about getting Sarah pregnant.
"That's right. Brother Wu, your headache is a hundred times and a thousand times worse than mine. I'm sorry, sorry, I shouldn't complain about this kind of thing in front of you, hahaha."
"At times like this, maybe we have to worship Carlos and share his luck."
"makes sense."
The two of us suddenly remembered that the eldest brother was an incredible guy. He had extraordinary strength and talent, and he was able to break racial barriers and let Angelil give birth to Kajieer for him. This probability is estimated to be ten times and a hundred times more difficult than for me to get Vilas and the others pregnant. It is really a role model for us, giving birth to children possessed by Guanyin.
The two of them chatted all the way, and when they reached the fork in the road, Gott said goodbye to me. I didn't know whether to go find Karina or go to the river to do strange things. Anyway, it's better not to ask and let me use my warm clothes. Look at his tragic figure.
After I separated from Gott, I couldn't take any time off. I began to use my few privileges as a handyman elder non-stop to convey messages to my friends in other regions and even the second world, asking them to come back and participate in Gott's promotion together. celebration.
By the time I finished all this work, it was already afternoon, and I didn’t even have time to go back for lunch. I didn’t know if Crystal, a foodie, had secretly nibbled away my portion. When I got home, I suddenly heard something moving inside. The guest’s movement.
who is it? I didn't think much about it and continued to step into the door, wanting to see who was coming.
The next moment, with a "pop" sound, a certain druid flew out together with a petite figure holding his belly. They flew more than ten meters and rolled on the grass several times before stopping.
Could this be a weakened version of the ghost cannonballs...could it be...
I roared angrily and pounced on the petite figure that staggered up from the ground, shouting her name angrily.
"Damn girl Beya, you dare to sneak attack on Ben Druid, you are so courageous!"
"Obviously the idiot Mrs. Wu has no sense of precaution. Fortunately, she still has the nerve to claim to be the savior. I'm afraid she will be hacked to death by the Sinking Demon as soon as she walks out of the camp." Beiya, not to be outdone, grinned at her in a threatening manner. Shan Huya and I struggled together.
"The relationship between His Highness the Prince and Princess Beja is as good as ever." A familiar old and gentle voice came. I quickly threw Beiya aside, smiled and patted the grass on my body, stood up, and faced the old elf in front of me. greet.
"Grandpa Lyman, long time no see. How are you?"
"Still tough, but not as energetic as you young people."
"I made you laugh. Where is Grandma Yalandlan? Is she okay?"
"The Great Elder is in good condition. It's just that he's a little unaccustomed to not having Kaluki and Jeluka around to take care of him."
"After all, the two of them have taken care of Grandma Yalandlan for so many years. This is a normal thing. Come on, let's go into the house and talk."
"Don't ignore my highness." After I threw him aside, Beya rushed over and hugged my waist tightly.
My expression remained unchanged, as if I had an extra oil bottle on my waist, and I entered the room chatting and laughing with Lyman. After chatting for a while, Lyman stood up to leave, and the little girl Beja was very restless. I stayed and planned to do something, such as causing trouble for me.
"Oh, the camp has to be tortured by a little girl like you who doesn't grow up. It's so pitiful." Facing Beiya, I was not polite when I spoke.
On the third birthday of God, didn’t Akara come up with the idea of sitting in rows to share apples? That is to allow each race to send a representative to the camp as an elder of the alliance to discuss and develop together, so that the alliance can truly become the hub of all races in the Dark Continent.
The elves sent little girl Beya, but this stupid princess was still young and not very bright, so she asked Lyman to assist her. As for why I often don’t see this girl in the camp, part of it is because of me Due to the disappearance of the king, she ran back to the Elf Clan to help. In addition, she had to go back from time to time to receive princess training, as well as to appease the people and other mascot work. At first glance, she really looked like a busy person, but it was a pity that she was just being cute. More than her own talents.
Now, Artoria has returned, and the elves have resumed normal operations. This little girl thinks that she has undergone a lot of training during the period of Artoria's disappearance, helped everyone a lot, and is already a capable business person. He was a gold-collar person, so he came back to harm the people in the camp.
"Ah, you idiot Wu, you are thinking bad things about me again, right?" The idiot elf princess who is obviously an idiot but is very intuitive. When she saw me in a daze, she immediately rushed towards me angrily, holding the long-lost magic weapon in her hand. The iron-fingered tiger shook his fist at me.
Stupid, I am now the strongest person in the world, watch me dodge your childish attacks with my eyes closed.
There was a bang, I covered my red nose and stared at the proud Beja.
"I haven't seen you for a while. Your strength has grown a lot, little girl."
"Hey, hey, do you realize how scary this highness is now? It's too late."
"It's a pity that your height and breasts haven't grown at all. Are you still drinking goat's milk? Let me smell it. Isn't there still a strong smell of milk on your lips? You haven't been weaned since you were born, right? Haha Ha ha."
Before she could finish her words, Beja's face turned smug and she punched me again with tears in her eyes. Just as the dead dog walked past me with its head held high, it took the time to cast a disdainful squint, as if to say , Hey, large garbage, you are blocking the way of this big dog.
Without saying a word, I grabbed the dead dog with one hand. Under Crystal's horrified gaze, I threw the golden reserve dry food, which was struggling and howling, towards Beiya's iron-fingered tiger fist.
Thus, a three-party war officially kicked off...
. . . (To be continued.)
PS: My head keeps feeling dizzy. Let Xiao Qi rest today, eh.
