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Worldstone Fortress, Barbarian Arena.
The seemingly infinite competition space is filled with a wild and destructive storm, which seems to tell how fierce a battle took place here just a moment ago.
In the center of the storm, there was silence, leaving only cautious, defensive, like a beast waiting for an opportunity to breathe, one, two, three, four, four in total.
"Boy, hurry up and admit defeat this time. Our time is very precious." Korik used the giant ax in his hand to scrape the sweat on his temples and said with his good teeth.
"That's right, you're not qualified now. You won't be qualified in another year and a half."
Madoc also echoed. He seemed to have forgotten that at the beginning, he was very sure that the druids in front of him would not even think of taking the heart of Harrogath from the hands of the three of them for ten or twenty years. Now, , this ten or twenty years has turned into one and a half years, maybe it will change?
"I want to drink. Give me another jar of good wine. I can practice with you more." Shirentalik said in a sullen voice.
[Hahaha, aren’t you three the ones who should give up? Look at you, you are already old, and I can't bear to bully you anymore. Why not give me the reward earlier? It will be a good thing for everyone. 】
The three barbarians wanted to send me away easily, but there was no way. I finally managed to hold on for an hour and twenty-five minutes. I had to use up the remaining few breaths. Maybe I could hold on for another five minutes and ten minutes. They fell down first, and they wanted to start a quarrel, right? I temporarily woke up from my numb state and counterattacked forcefully.
You guys. The pattern is still broken.
"Old? Brat, you really dare to say that. A weird bear-man who can't even speak dares to laugh at us." A brave barbarian warrior will never admit that he is old. Listen to me... …Oh no. Seeing me move the wooden sign like this, the three uncles suddenly laughed angrily.
"Every time I beat you half to death, even we can't bear it. We originally thought that we would let you, a brat, go down the mountain more easily this time, as a reward for your persistence in the past two months. Don't you, brat? It seems that there is no other way to say such words in gratitude."
The three barbarian uncles looked at each other, and all showed ferocious smiles. They raised the weapons in their hands suddenly, and the muscles in their whole body swelled rapidly, especially the inverted triangle of the upper body, which almost burst the armor. The aura they exuded in an instant was like A towering muscular giant.
Their lungs were inflating like balloons, and their necks were twice as thick as normal. The ferocious face turned red from suppressing it, then he opened his mouth, and with three loud roars, the entire arena shook violently like it was being torn apart. The roars intertwined to form a huge and terrifying wave of energy. From a distance, it looked like the universe. The shock wave formed when the explosion was born.
Even the cosplay bear who has reached perfection now will suffer a lot of damage if he tries this trick, but. I just want to tell them that using the same moves a second time will have no effect on the Saints.
The huge COSPLAY bear also raised his neck and let out a roar, stepped forward hard, and the ground of the arena suddenly surged like waves. Three shock waves met the barbarian's three roars.
However, this alone was not enough to stop the noise attack of the three people. The COSPLAY bear then raised its paws high and stretched its four claws straight, like a holy sword. The Capricorn possessed fell vertically from top to bottom.
Improved type - an angry attack from You-chan, a otaku who has been single for twenty-four years.
Well, it's actually still a triple shock wave, but it's an improved vertical shock wave that uses air as the medium and is swung through the bear's claws.
The ordinary horizontal shock wave propagating through the ground, plus the improved vertical shock wave propagating through the air, formed an inverted T shape, and collided with the barbarian's three throats one after another.
The horizontal triple shock wave was encountered first and was overwhelmed by the three throats. However, the momentum of the three throats also changed subtly. It was like a giant ball crushing everything, encountering a tilted wooden board. Although the giant ball pressed He continued to move forward along the plank, but the direction of his advance was raised at some angle.
Then came the improved vertical shock wave, which was like a blade. With a hiss, it cut a crack into the terrifying sound wave, a door just enough for the COSPLAY Bear to remain unscathed.
This is the classic combination of point and surface. First use the surface to change the direction of the attack, reduce the frontal pressure, and then use the points to defeat. I have fought three barbarians for more than 10,000 times. These are not on the table but are very useful. I have learned all the little tricks.
"Boy, the speed with which you have improved your skills has surprised us."
"But it's still far from enough."
At the same time as the three throats were broken, three giant shadows, like giant spirits descending from the sky, had completely enveloped the COSPLAY bear.
Ten minutes later, the COSPLAY bear fell onto the street again.
"That's why I said you're still too young." Korik shook his finger disdainfully.
"Leave me alone." After canceling the transformation, I remained in a prostrate posture, lost in thought. Should I teach them how to behave with complete violence? Is this a good deal? No, wait, I seem to have entered a misunderstanding. What if these three uncles see me risking their lives, and on a whim, they also risk their lives and go completely berserk?
Thinking of this, I immediately broke out in a cold sweat. Don't underestimate the barbarians' persistence in fighting. They might really do this. Fortunately, I thought of this. It seems that being completely violent will not work.
"How's it going? Is there anything else you want to say?" Madoc winked at me. It was probably the sentence he just said you are old that stung their hearts. He was particularly rude.
I raised my head, smacked my lips a few times, and all my words turned into one sentence.
"Let's play Gwent."
"Hahaha?"
If I remember correctly, today is the third month and the tenth day of challenging the Third Barbarian Master.
The realm of dreams...
[Evelina, you little bitch, come out here, Lord Druid will make you stunned. 】
"Oh? I'm really looking forward to it when you say that."
[Hmph, hey, my bear claws are poisonous claws coated with poison. 】
Wu Fan. Death.
"Something's wrong, bastard, why are these three copycats stronger than before?!"
"Oh, I saw how enthusiastic you were, and I thought you were 120% sure. So I raised the difficulty a little bit." Evelina laughed maliciously.
"You bastard, villain, despicable, obscene and unpalatable salted fish sword."
"It's not that it tastes bad, it's that it's inedible. If you want a delicious sword, I wouldn't mind turning your salmon sword into a honey pastry sword. Of course, there's no way to guarantee its performance."
"Can this still happen?" My eyes lit up.
"For the time being... I can barely do it, maybe... maybe..." Evelina said in a tone of "Oops, I accidentally let it slip".
"Okay, after the battle with the Hell Clan is over, you can help me change."
"what you up to?"
"Can't the salmon sword be reborn infinitely? The pastry sword should be able to do it too. I want to open a pastry shop. The cost is zero and I will definitely make a lot of money." I was thinking about it in my heart, and my eyes were about to turn into the shape of gold coins. .
There is no other way, I will have to find a way to make a living when the time comes. The Hell Clan has been repelled, which means that there are no more little monsters. There are no more little monsters, which means that there are no gold coins, gems, and equipment. Thinking about this, there will be an economic crisis for adventurers across the continent. My dear, I have to be prepared. Just retreat.
"You guy... you have been the savior for ten years, but your thinking is still at the same mortal level as before." Evelina looked far away.
"Hmph, I am the savior. I don't bother to do sneaky and shameful things like you."
"Since when did I become so secretive?"
"The former is a matter of time. If the latter is the case, why don't you bury half of the hammer in the ground to be shameful?"
"Extremely ignorant! This is a test. Have you heard of the story of the sword in the stone? I am waiting for a capable sage who can pull me out, not a useless druid like you!" Avri Na was furious.
"Ah, is that so? But I remember that at the end of the story, the sword was thrown into the lake. To put it bluntly, it is a disposable item that you can throw away after use, probably."
"I'm angry. I want to recycle the barbarians." Evelina yelled playfully.
"Wait, this is a foul!" I screamed.
"Stupid, I decide my territory."
"You are a monopoly, and the store is bullying customers." I felt sad and angry.
"Are you going to bite me?"
"If you have the guts, come down, and I'll bite you if you come down!"
"You begged me so sincerely, I will grant it to you." A holy light fell from the sky, but this guy, not Evelina, actually appeared in my dream realm, and she was still half buried underground. .
I tried with ill intentions to control the disappearance of that part of the soil and get a glimpse of its true appearance, but found that I couldn't control it. Damn it, this bastard who occupied the magpie's nest, what did he do with my dream realm? I am here. The creator of is good!
Cursing, I transformed into a cosplay bear again, spat some saliva on the bear's claws, rubbed them again, and then came to Evelina.
Evelina said that you can only approach it when you reach the realm of world power. As a result, I fell into the word game. The fact is that it is only close. If I try to touch it, I will still be bounced away without hesitation.
Now, I have reached the state of perfection. Can I touch this salted fish sword?
With an anxious mood, I stepped forward step by step, and finally stopped in front of the half-unearthed salted fish sword. I stretched out my bear claw and gave the sword a firm grip.
With a "bang" sound, a strong repulsive force rebounded, and the COSPLAY bear was ejected dozens of meters away.
At this level...you don’t have to give up!
The bear's eyes glared, and I was like an ordinary person struggling to walk against the wind in a hurricane. I blocked my forehead with one hand and pushed forward with the other hand. I bent my waist almost to 90 degrees, and then moved forward step by step.
Ten meters, five meters, close, almost touching!
Finally, the bear claw that was pushing forward touched the hilt of the sword, and he grabbed it hard without hesitation. At this moment, everything was calm and the power that had always been repelling the cosplay bear suddenly disappeared.
"Oh, I seem to have underestimated you. We actually touched each other." Evelina's voice sounded, but it was still in the direction of the sky, instead of coming from the salted fish sword like before. what the hell?
[You underestimated me, Evelina. This druid is going to pull out the hammer from your lower body today. 】
After the repulsive force disappeared, I stood up straight with dignity, and touched it with my other claw. Holding the hilt of the sword with both hands, my whole body twisted in waves, like a caterpillar doing warm-up exercises, and then I bit the roots of my teeth. Use all your strength.
Oh oh oh! ! ! ! ! ! Even the sword in the stone. Get up for me too! ! ! ! !
However, it is of no use. The salted fish sword in front of me is clearly stuck in the soft soil. It seems that even a random child can pull it out, but in fact, even the cosplay bear's huge power cannot shake it. It's not the slightest bit.
What...what's going on?
"Hahahaha, I'm dumbfounded. How could you, a weakling like you, pull it out so easily?" Evelina smiled happily and wildly.
[Impossible, I want to try again. I am Wu Fan, the druid who never gives up! ! ! 】
I let out the cry of my soul, let go of my hand, spit on the bear's claw again, and tightened my grip on the sword hilt. Both feet sink, and the energy is exhausted.
One, two, three, give it to me! ! !
The salted fish sword did not move at all.
If I do it again, I won't give up so easily. Ah, ah, ah, I’ll pull it out!
If it still doesn’t work, I’ll keep trying, ah, ah, ah, I’ll pull it out again!
After trying this for five or six times, Evelina finally seemed to react, and suddenly a burst of power erupted from the sword and knocked me away.
"You...you dirty stinky bear, are you just trying to get your saliva on it?" Evelina asked with a trembling voice.
I canceled the transformation and yawned lazily.
"Evelina, I'm not talking about you. After all, we have known each other for more than ten years, and you still don't know me? When I said the word "never say never" that has absolutely nothing to do with me, you should know that I am Wrong idea."
"Hehe...hehehe...I was negligent for a moment, you bastard, you bitch, you despicable and shameless person, hehehe..." With a series of expressionless laughter, Evelina There was a hint of blackening.
Something's wrong, I'd better run away quickly.
"Forget it, it doesn't matter anyway." Just when I was about to cancel the dream realm and leave Evelina with nowhere to vent her anger, suddenly, her tone returned to normal.
"You must be mad, aren't you? Don't hold it in, it's not good for your health." Evelina's unusual reaction made me a little uneasy, for fear that it was a conspiracy.
"You are still trying to fool me. There are many things you don't know. Let me tell you, your disgusting behavior just now actually has no impact on me at all."
"Really not?"
"No!"
"Then I'll apply some more saliva, don't stop me."
As a result, it was blown away again.
"Look, you must be tough."
"I'm not being harsh! This sword is my replacement after all...ah!" Evelina sighed regretfully, and she really let it slip this time.
"Oh, substitute." I stared at the salted fish sword stuck on the ground, thoughtfully. In fact, the amount of information was too little, and I didn't understand anything at all. I was just pretending to think of something to scare Ai. Just Flina.
"Damn it, I'm really unlucky today. Enough is enough. I've had enough of you, this idiot Druid!" She yelled angrily, and Evelina's voice became farther and farther away. It looked like she ran away in anger. .
What a guy who can't stand his anger. We've known each other for more than ten years, why can't we be calmer?
I shook my head and thought, looking to one side, I saw three barbarian statues standing there, and I suddenly became happy. It seemed that Evelina was really angry, and she even forgot to threaten me with these three statues. .
Okay, okay, the entertainment time is over and it’s time to get down to business. I came to the center of the altar and looked at the Book of Ancient Stones that I was tired of looking at. I stretched out my hand expressionlessly and pressed it up.
Today is the twenty-third day of the third month of challenging the Third Barbarian Master.
Then, ten days passed in a flash...
Two hours and ten minutes, I counted silently in my mind. Under the violent attack of the barbarian third uncle, my struggling figure flashed and finally got rid of the suppression. We landed separately, breathing heavily and taking a short intermission. .
[How about it, it’s time to admit my strength, it’s time to hand over the reward honestly. 】
As I spent more time with these three foodies, our friendship grew stronger, and I became more and more rude in my remarks.
"I have to say, you are very difficult to deal with. I, Kolik, have been guarding the top of Arreat for thousands of years, and I have never seen a strange guy like you." Kolik gasped for air, not hiding the shock in his eyes.
This rate of progress is simply monster. If it can be maintained, it will beat the pace of an angel stepping on a dragon.
"To be honest, even if I give you a passing grade and entrust the sacred object to you, there will be no problem. A monster like you is fully qualified to possess the sacred object."
Oh oh oh, I should have said something like this a long time ago.
"One more thing, we are almost tired of seeing your bear face." Honest Tarik said one last blow, but this time it was not to his teammates, but to me, bastard, I am tired of seeing your face. Where is the basin!
"But!" Madoc made a sudden change, which made me secretly realize that it was indeed not that simple.
"However, for a genius like you, if you don't fully unleash your potential, it will make us feel guilty and become sinners through the ages."
No, boss, I will kneel down for you!
"For the Alliance!"
"For the mainland!"
"For glory!"
For the tribe!
Well, I added the last sentence subconsciously in my mind. At this time, I still have the heart to complain and I am drunk on myself.
"We will give you the ultimate test, an honor that even Lord King Arthur has not given, we hope."
Korik: "You."
Madok: "Druid Wu Fan."
Tarik: "Being able to surpass King Arthur."
In unison: "Become an eternal legend!!!"
Do you want to sing a Yellow River Cantata? !
"Come on, show the true power of our barbarian race!"
"Let the glory of our ancestors shine upon my barbarian clan again!"
"At our pious call, come, ancestral spirit!"
. . . (To be continued.)
