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After watching someone leave, the three petrified barbarian statues suddenly trembled, and then, amid the howling of the wind and snow on the top of the mountain, inexplicable sounds rang out from the stone sculptures.
"Do you feel it?"
"Bullshit, you are blind and blind."
"He seems... very familiar with our moves."
"Yes, I lasted a full three minutes longer than last time. This is not magic."
"Could it be that after just one battle, he memorized all our moves and tactics?"
"Impossible, this kid doesn't seem to have such a good memory."
"Perhaps you only have special talents in combat? Otherwise, you wouldn't be able to grow up so quickly, right? There is a saying among humans that if God closes a door for you, he will definitely open a window for you."
"Madoc, I think there's something wrong with what you said."
"What's the problem? I'm just praising him. I haven't praised someone like this in many years."
"I mean you said closing a door. What does that door mean? You want to say that the boy is a fool, right? That must be true."
"Kelik, this is your own idea. I'm just making an analogy, it doesn't have any special meaning."
"No, no, no, don't bully me for not having read a book. That's what you mean, right? Next time that kid comes, I will tell him not to give you my share."
"This is your goal, isn't it? You are a foodie. You are still looking at the bowl and thinking about the pot. You are even thinking about me. Aren't you afraid of bursting your belly?"
"It doesn't matter. I'll bury the leftovers properly. Anyway, they won't go bad in this icy and snowy place. I'll eat them next time I'm free from petrification."
"Are you a squirrel preparing for the winter?"
"You are the bastard. Don't think I don't know if you stole a leg of lamb from me just now."
"Who told you not to eat as fast as me? The laws of nature are so cruel. The weak eat the strong. Kolik, I thought you would understand this. I didn't expect you to be worse than a ten-year-old child."
"Ah, do you want to fight? Do you want to have a serious fight and feel the power of the law of the jungle, you lefty?"
"Hahaha, you idiot who only knows how to swing an ax around like a madman, let Grandpa Madoc teach you how to use an ax with one hand."
"You have gone off topic." Tarik, who had been silent all the time, asked questions. As a result, Korik and Madoc quarreled even more. He could only sigh silently and fell completely into a petrified sleep. He could not see or hear anything. Hear it clean.
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Just like last time. I first returned to the hotel in Harrogas and tidied up a bit here, mainly taking a shower and cleaning up as many traces of battle as possible on my body. Then I rushed to the Arreat Plateau to find the ice cave I had dug earlier. But they found that the cave was empty and the girls had disappeared.
Probably because I went out to practice, I carefully used my soul connection to feel it, and sure enough I noticed the traces of the girls. They were indeed practicing not far away.
With Aiwa'er protecting them, there shouldn't be any big problems. I'd better not disturb their training.
I thought that once I left, they would definitely give up their experience in order to take care of me. I knelt down too quickly before the three barbarian masters, and I didn’t have much time to rest in the hotel. Only one morning had passed, and they probably hadn’t practiced for two hours yet. It would be too pitiful for them to stop right now.
Thinking of this, I stopped just as I was about to take steps to leave the ice cave. Returning to the igloo and looking around, there were still some things left unpacked, indicating that the girls did not intend to leave this stronghold and go to the next place to experience. They should be back in the evening.
Having come to this conclusion, I felt completely at ease. I spread out the quilt and planned to have a good sleep, just a little, to squint for a while. Recently, I have been feeling really... really a bit...
I had just laid down, but my consciousness was already drowsy, and I was almost falling asleep as fast as my little lazy pig saint.
After the last thought passed through his hazy mind, he fell into a deep sleep.
Click, click, the familiar sound of the campfire came to my ears while I was half asleep and half awake. I opened my eyes with difficulty, stretched out, and found that the sky had turned completely dark at some point.
In the originally lonely ice room, there were many more figures, girls who had returned from their training.
"Dad, are you awake? If you feel sleepy, you can sleep for a while. Dinner will have to wait a while."
Sirus, who was sitting across from me, was the first to notice my movement. She immediately came over, pulled the quilt from my body, knelt down on the ground, bent down, and said to me lying down, one end of her head was like a black pearl in the firelight. The shiny waist-length black hair flowed down and fell next to my cheek. It was itchy, and I couldn't help but reach out and gently hug a bunch.
"I'm fine now. I had a good sleep and my energy has completely recovered." Feeling the silky smoothness of her hair, I raised my big hand upwards and landed on Sirus's face, stroking it gently. I expressed my relief. smile.
"Unknowingly, my little princess has grown up and become so virtuous that she is ready to get married."
"Really...is it okay?" Xi Lusi's pretty face turned red. The palm of her hand that she was stroking on it could clearly feel that the original warm touch was becoming hot. Her dark eyes were like twinkling stars. Shy and bright, she looked at me quietly, like a young girl under the tree who was asked to confess her love. The youthful throbbing made me couldn't help but my heart beat violently.
No, no, I was in a daze, accidentally touched on a taboo topic, and asked the twin princesses to get married? Who do they hope to marry? Or, who once promised them to be his bride, and then broke his promise, but they are still gentle and understanding, and are always looking forward to that day?
I didn't dare to think about it anymore, I just wanted to slap myself a few times to let this big mouth calm down for a while.
"Of course..." With the girls present, I couldn't show any flaws, so I responded vaguely, pretending to be awake and still suffering from severe brain endocrine disorders. He sat up unsteadily, held the cute little princess in his arms, and kissed her.
"However, dad is reluctant to let you get married."
"It's more than reluctance. I think if Xilusi Aikelu wants to get married, Brother Wu will definitely chase the man who dared to kidnap his precious daughter around the world with a big knife." Linya Xiaonizi likes it as always Make fun of me.
"The same applies to Carlos."
I smiled, accepted Linya's compliment without any politeness, and admitted that Carlos, this damn daughter, was qualified to compete with me. It was not easy. I, the world’s number one daughter-in-law, must admit this.
"As for Kajie, she probably won't be able to get married in ten or twenty years. Even if she is cured, she is still half an angel and will grow much slower than us humans. So Carlos is not as anxious as you are, Brother Wu. oh."
"Xiao Nizi, you just want to tease me, right?" I rushed towards Linya with my claws and teeth, grabbed this annoying little wife, spanked her butt a few times, and tickled her a lot before I was satisfied.
"But speaking of Kajiel, it will be really troublesome in the future. I have to worry about Carlos. No, Kajiel is also half my daughter. There is no need to worry about Carlos. I have to worry about myself."
I patted my forehead. I was almost automatically disqualified in the battle of daughter control. What a failure. How could I be so indifferent to Kajie?
"Brother Wu, what are you worried about?" Xiao Nizi was so out of breath from being scratched by me that she simply lay in my arms. She lazily raised her head, and her beautiful face flickered under the firelight, revealing a sweet smile that fascinated me.
"Of course it's marriage, marriage." I lowered my head and pondered. The look of distress overflows outside.
"Getting married, who?" At this time, Vilas, who had prepared dinner outside, walked in with a tray full of steaming dishes. She only half heard her curious question.
Seeing the innocent look on the puppy's face, the trembling soul in my heart couldn't help but wake up again.
"That's right. We are discussing what we should do if you and I have a daughter in the future and she gets married." I coughed a few times and said seriously.
"Eh... Hey? Hey? My lord and I are... something... daughter... daughter... daughter?" Vilas was startled, as if she had a pair of puppy ears and a fluffy puppy tail. Suddenly she stood upright, and then panicked. The tray she was holding steadily in her hand began to tremble, and the soup and vegetable juices kept splashing, but she was unaware of it and was completely absorbed in what I just said.
"Yes, yes... yes... yes... I... I... and my lord...'s... daughter... uh ha ha... sooner or later... there will be... some, right... What should we do...what should we do...get married...if we get married...wuwuwu...I don't want me and your lord...and your lord's...our daughter...to get married so early, don't, wuwuwu~ ~~"
Villas, who was caught up in the topic, thought she was happily imagining the happy scene of having our daughter. Then, her mind seemed to instantly play out the careful process of her daughter's birth to her graceful figure. When getting married, the face that bubbled with happiness suddenly turned from sunny to cloudy, and then wailed, as if a daughter really was getting married.
Everyone:"……"
I have to say that this innocent and cute little dog sometimes has a big brain. Is it influenced by me?
"Sister Vilas, are you back? Sister Vilas?" Sarah kindly came up and waved her little hand in front of the eyes of Vilas, who had lost her pupils and was completely lost. She shouted several times before waking up Vilas.
She glanced around the room cutely and saw that everyone's eyes were focused on her. She recalled what happened just now in her mind, daughter? Did I just discuss my daughter with an adult in front of everyone? She also fell into fantasy and expressed her desire to give birth to a daughter. Doesn't that mean that it will remind everyone... that she is hinting to adults... that she desires to do... that she can give birth to... Something like giving birth to a baby? Such a shameful topic is actually in front of everyone...
As she thought about it, Willas' pretty face turned red and turned into a ripe peach, and her body began to sway, looking as cute as if she was about to faint from shyness.
"Be careful." Sarah quickly caught the tray in Vilas's hand. Princess Sanwu, who was sitting next to her, caught Vilas's fainted body. They cooperated very well, as if they had done it hundreds of times. Same every time.
Well, Veras did faint a lot from shyness. How come this little puppy can’t exercise its shyness. It seems to be fixed at a minimum trigger value?
I killed Vilas from Princess Sanwu. As the culprit who caused her to faint from shyness, of course I had the obligation to take care of her until she woke up - although this time I did not mean it.
By the way, let’s get back to the topic we just talked about. Is everyone too lazy to complain about why I only want a daughter?
In place of Vilas, Princess Sanwu brought in the remaining food. It was very cold in the cold weather, so I used a little trick. Let Vilas wake up early.
Uh-huh, don't ask how many years have we been an old married couple, of course we can do such a simple thing.
The puppy Veras blinked her long eyelashes and opened her eyes in confusion in my arms. Her dark and pure eyes showed confusion, and her brain seemed not to be fully awake.
So, I got nervous again, lowered my head affectionately, kissed her on the forehead, and hugged her tightly.
"Villas baby, good night."
"Yes. Sir... good night..." Vilas, who was woken up by my mention, was not fully awake yet. When she heard me say this, she subconsciously thought that this was at home. A husband and wife slept together and accidentally woke up together late at night. Coming over, she rubbed her eyes, put her arms around my neck coquettishly, snuggled close to me, and closed her eyes again in a daze.
One second. Two seconds, three seconds...
"Woooooooooooo!!!!!!"
The next moment, Vilas suddenly recalled something in her mind and jumped up from my arms. He jumped away like a rabbit in an instant, hid in a corner, stared at me tenderly with panicked and shy eyes, and tried his best to explain to everyone.
"It's not like that. I thought it was...I thought it was...so it's not what everyone thinks, really. I...wuwuwu~~~" In the end, she didn't know how to explain it, so she could only He kept wailing, blushing so hard that he couldn't lift his head.
"Okay, the daily routine of teasing Vilas is over. Dinner is getting cold. Let's eat quickly."
"Huh? Once a day? Has teasing me become a daily necessity?" The little dog was shocked and shook his head, as if to say, this is wrong, bullying others is wrong, you don't want to Help others like adults.
"Brother Wu, it's so pitiful for you to say such things to Vilas."
Sure enough, someone stepped forward to help her. The little dog nodded happily, but it was too much. Adults always bullied me. Although I don't hate it, I might as well like it, but I am too shy in front of so many people. , can’t it be done when no one is around... Huh?
As he thought about it, the puppy's face turned red again.
"I've done the math. It's obvious that it's not just once a day, but twice a day." Unexpectedly, Linya changed the subject and decisively surrendered to the enemy.
Poor Vilas was still nodding her head and didn't react. It took several more seconds before she let out a loud exclamation, as if she couldn't believe what she heard.
"Sorry, sorry, I was wrong, so let's change it. The usual game of teasing Vilas twice a day is over. Let's eat quickly."
"Brother, it seems like this is the first time today."
"Oh, that makes sense, which means that I have to bully him again later to complete the task." I clapped my hands.
"Sarah, why do you even..."
Vilas felt the feeling of being betrayed and separated from her family. Her eyes were full of sadness and she kept glaring at us, hoping to use some intimidating power to make us stop. Don't you know that her gentleness and gentleness were also perfectly blended into her gaze, causing her to stare? The power of sight is completely gone, but instead there is a cute feeling that makes people want to play tricks even more.
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