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Because of my arrival, the girls had no intention of practicing today. It got dark early in Harrogas. Looking at the darkening sky, I began to show off my skills that I have practiced hard for many years (?) in front of everyone.
dig! ice! Hole!
"Come on dad, dad is so awesome, come on dad..."
Accompanied by the cheering sounds of my daughters, I seemed to be filled with Nanfu batteries. One person could support five people. I didn’t even need tools. I transformed into a cosplay bear claw and dug through it. Finally, I built a nearly a thousand square meters. Ice Cave, under everyone's restraint, stopped without wanting to finish.
"This is no different from sleeping in the wild." Looking at the overly large ice cave, the girls seemed a little troubled. If the place is too big, they will not feel safe.
"Xi Lusi, Ai Kelu, you can't encourage Brother Wu in the future. He is already very energetic in useless places."
Linya is also preaching to the twin princesses. This is too much. I admit that I do like to do meaningless things, and I am very enthusiastic about it, but that is not all the case. Linya, are your personalities becoming more and more similar to yours? Is your grandma?
Finally, everyone cut some ice blocks and built them into igloos. It was boring to make a hut in a big house. What? Why not use a tent? Didn't I just explain it? Because it was boring, Veras was cooking on her super version of the portable mobile kitchen. No one could help her. Just chatting aside seemed a bit sorry for Veras who was busy. Really It's super casual.
After the igloo was built, Vilas's dinner was almost ready. It's as delicious as ever, and it doesn't slow down because it's a portable simple kitchen. It seems that old man Farah is quite good at his cheap students. Why can't he be kind to his student's husband? He charges money every time he helps me. He is so philistine that I don't want to be associated with him.
"Oh, by the way. Vilas, the next time you go to meet those three foodies, prepare a more generous portion and add two or three more layers." Thinking of Kolik and the others' instructions, I quickly reminded them, for fear that they would be gone after a while. Forgot to make the three uncles unhappy and cut corners.
"He's an ancient barbarian hero, not a foodie. Be careful that the barbarians hear me. I'll be treated the same as the fox tribe, Brother Wu." Linya's ears twitched, and she stretched out her thin finger to poke my cheek.
The fox tribe has always been my heartache. Those unbearable experiences of being hunted down and surrounded should happen to me, the dignified savior. What kind of justice is there?
I touched my injured and bleeding heart, but I didn't care about Linya's reminder: "That's right, who stipulated that ancient heroes can't be foodies? Those three guys ate enough to eat ten barbarians. You don't have enough time." Can you think of a more appropriate nickname for me?"
"Isn't it okay if you don't need a nickname?"
"No, do this. How do you expect me, the naming emperor, to survive?"
"It's decided. If I have a child in the future, I will never let him be named after Brother Wu."
"Linya, your character is becoming more and more like Sir Raphael." I burst into tears, and I don't like to hit people like this.
"Oh? It must be because Brother Wu is becoming more and more easy to bully." Xiao Nizi held her chin in one hand. The other side's thin fingers, as green and white as jade, poked at my cheek and pinched my nose affectionately.
"Is that so? No, you're the only one who bullies me." I looked at the others. Sarah was usually only hugged by me, not to mention the little dog Vilas.
"Yes." Princess Sanwu remained concise and concise, showing her presence for a while.
I didn’t ask you, Princess H’s maid!
"Xilusi Aikolu. Don't imitate your mother Linya in the future. You must imitate mother Vilas and Sarah, you know?" I held my precious daughter in my arms sadly.
"Just learn from Sarah. Don't learn from me. You will be bullied by adults." The kind and cute little dog rarely protested.
"Vilas, this is an expression of love!!!"
With a pop, the shy Willas blushed like a ripe tomato when she heard such straightforward words. She lowered her head and did not dare to answer any more.
"I think it's good to imitate Mother Vilas, but... I just can't be that shy."
Silos asked in a soft voice, her face gradually turning red. Her character did inherit many elements of Willas, she was kind, cute, and shy. As for Ecolu, there was no way to say who she was more like. There is Linya's intelligence and cunning, Sarah's innocence, and Willas's gentleness. The two sisters have relatively distinct personalities.
"Stop talking about this topic, otherwise, I have a feeling that I will be bullied by adults again." Seeing that the topic was getting dangerous, Vilas quickly pulled the steering wheel.
"Sir, didn't you just say that you would prepare more food for the three ancient barbarian heroes? No problem, but the ingredients don't seem to be enough."
"Oh, it doesn't matter. I will take care of this. Just tell me when the ingredients are lacking."
I nodded. I can’t blame Willas for not being fully prepared. As for the food of the three uncles, unless we fill up the inventory space of all of us with enough food, there will be not enough food. I already had it. I plan to go to Kurast and play the role of a hunter to get some fresh ingredients myself.
Although it is a little troublesome, there is nothing I can do about it. The food for the three uncles is too big. I don’t want to make it in the camp. The food in the camp is only enough for everyone. If I continue to purchase large quantities, it will break the balance and give Akara and Lena. If you don't bother, you'd better go to Kurast, a natural food bank, and get it yourself. If you're lucky, you might even be able to get a king crocodile for the girls to try.
Thinking of this, I rolled up my sleeves, feeling very motivated and eager to set off for Kurast immediately.
"Ah, big brother, the injury on your arm..." Little Sarah's sharp eyes showed her clearly with just a blink of an eye, she pointed at my arm and exclaimed.
"Oh, it's okay. I had a big battle with those three. It is inevitable that I will have some minor injuries. If it is too peaceful, it will have no effect."
"We know the truth, but we have to take these injuries seriously. Brother Wu really should have told us a long time ago." Linya Xiaonizi sat over with some anger.
"Take it off."
"Damn it? What?"
"Take off your clothes and I'll put some medicine on you."
"It doesn't matter. This kind of minor injury is not a problem at all. It will be fine after a while." I waved my arm to show that it was okay.
But at the next moment, several urging and reproachful eyes fell on the side. That's all for Vilas and the others. Why do you, Sirus and Ecolu, too, have to become nagging and worrying wives like Vilas in the future? ?
Alone and alone, I had no choice but to endure the humiliation and take off my shirt.
"It's okay. Look at these wounds, there's still blood oozing out." Linya reproached heartbrokenly. While taking out the ointment kindly given by Grandma Mara, I applied it to the wounds. The tingling pain was accompanied by a cooling feeling, which made me gasp.
"No way, I obviously took care of it at the hotel." I blurted out.
"Oh, it turns out that Brother Wu was already prepared and planned to hide it from us from the beginning." Suddenly, everyone's eyes became sinister. If I hadn't seen that I was injured, I would probably be put on trial.
"Really. It'll be fine in a day or two. It's not like you don't know my recovery ability."
I shrank my neck, feeling once again how sad and powerless a man in a daughter's country would be, if he were to be with Carlos Seattle. They would probably only comment on the wounds on my body, study which injuries were caused by what techniques, and what advanced techniques they involved, trying to restore the battle at that time, and then I would participate with interest.
The difference between men and women is here.
"No!" This time everyone said in unison. Including Aiwa'er, I said there's nothing wrong with you as an angel shaking M. In fact, I'm just worried that the body of Shengyue Xianlang will be damaged. I'll go ahead and get rid of you, you big pervert.
Linya wiped it carefully and asked me to take off my pants, leaving only a pair of big underpants. In front of my daughter, the majesty of the head of the family was gone, which made me depressed for a long time.
However, Grandma Mara is worthy of being a master pharmacist who treats brave (happy) fierce (joyful) fun (fun) fighting (escaping) barbarians in Harrogas all year round. Not to mention the effect of this ointment, it is better than the pornographic maid It's much better. As soon as it was applied, the wound felt itchy. It seemed that it could be completely healed a day early. I continued to risk my life and went to talk to the third uncle.
The family went out for a long-awaited experience. They sat together and chatted for nearly two hours. There seemed to be endless things to say. As the only outsider, Ai Wa'er was always taken care of by the attentive and gentle twin princesses, and they would talk to each other from time to time. It blends into the atmosphere very well.
It wasn't until late at night that everyone started to lay down. They were all a family (except Aiwa'er), and they were out for training. There was no need to pursue a refined life. As before, they spread a big quilt on the ground and lined up quilts. In a row, everyone got into bed and fell asleep. It was simple but warm.
The youngest twin princesses slept on both sides of me, holding my arms with two pairs of little hands, leaning their heads together, and closing their eyes happily. However, I couldn't sleep with them so easily. The fact that the barbarian uncle fell down in five minutes made me very unhappy when I thought about it, so after lying down, I transformed into the Holy Moon Sage Wolf and prepared to continue practicing and working in my dream.
The good thing about revealing the identity of the Holy Moon Xian Wolf to everyone is that now I can transform without any worries. Although I will still attract a certain amount of attention, there is nothing I can do about it. If a grown man turns into a woman, I can't do it if it were me. Take a few more looks.
The bad thing is that the twin princesses moved their heads on the shoulders and finally rested on the chest. Is it really that comfortable there? Is it comparable to Linya’s chest pillow? It makes me want to give it a try.
When Aiwa'er saw my transformation, she came closer with gleaming eyes, and saw that Xilusi Aikelu was occupying me firmly on the left and right, and she suddenly felt miserable, as if she had lost her mother at the age of three, her father at the age of five, and her father at the age of seven. A female beggar who lost her virginity at the age of nine and became disabled.
I walked around for a few steps reluctantly, confirming that Xilusi and Aikelu would not give up their sovereignty easily. Even if they were willing, I would not let this trembling angel go all out in front of the girls.
After thinking about this, she had no choice but to return to her bed, curled up, and gathered the white angel wings on her back together. She felt that the night wind was a little noisy tonight, and the unstoppable coldness of loneliness ran through her body. This scene would be perfect if it could be paired with the BGM of Erquan Yingyue.
The realm of dreams. After playing around and making out with the uninvited little ghost, I officially started practicing.
In recent times, he has been focusing on Shengyue Xianlang. Cosplay Xiong has only done some basic skills to ensure that the skills he has mastered will not deteriorate. Now that my confidence has been thwarted by the three barbarian uncles, I can't help but want to pick up the serious practice of cosplay bear. After all, now is a rare opportunity. It will be difficult to find a sparring partner like the three uncles in the future.
Think of this. I did some warm-up exercises and decided to transform into a bear.
"Hey, aren't you going to practice your werewolf transformation today?" As soon as the transformation was completed, Evelina's voice rang out.
[It’s none of your business if I ask you to take care of it. 】
"How can I say it doesn't matter? After all, I have normal aesthetics. No matter how you look at it, the Holy Moon Wolf is much more pleasing to the eye than the Cosplay Bear, isn't it?" Evelina's narrow voice continued. I knew there was nothing good to say about it.
[What's your aesthetic sense? Aren't you already planning to marry the silver swordfish scabbard I gave you? Make me believe in this aesthetic? 】
"No such thing, stop spreading some weird rumors!" The salted fish sword immediately became excited.
[The poor silver swordfish was already very pitiful when it was caught by a fisherman from the sea. It was also made into a funny salted fish sword. This was not over yet. In the end, it was given to NTR by another salted fish sword. Even at the end A trace of his spiritual home, and its scabbard, which was full of strange smell, was also taken away by others. 】
"I don't understand what you are saying at all. How boring are you even if you say stupid things in your dreams?" Evelina realized that this topic was completely impossible to win over me. So I pretended to be stupid. It was so windy that I didn't hear him.
[Forget it, I don’t have time to continue bickering with you, I’m going to start practicing. Don't get in my way. 】
Seeing that this salty fish sword was getting thicker and thicker, almost invulnerable to fire and water, I suddenly lost interest. Evelina was so cute and innocent back then. She would blush and argue loudly after being teased by me for a few words. Now, look at it, I have become like an uncle or aunt who has been working in a government agency for thirty years.
"Why, you were tortured by those three barbarians, don't you accept it?"
[You guy, how many times have you told me not to spy on me without permission? 】
"Bah, bah, bah, I'm not curious about it. I just heard interesting things, so I paid a little attention."
【Interesting things? What is it? 】
I'm a little curious. It would be great to find something interesting for this shameless salty fish sword who claims to know everything from astronomy to geography.
"Didn't you talk about the heart of Harogath?"
[Oh, do you mean you know its origin? 】I am even more curious and excited. Maybe Evelina knows something that can bring this mysterious barbarian sacred object into full play.
"I don't know. How can you guess what it is without even seeing it?" Evelina responded with a helpless shrug.
[Okay, I'll try my best to get it and show it to you, but in exchange, if you know its origin, you have to tell me and you can't hide it. 】
"Let's talk about it then. If I can tell you, I don't mind saying a few more words."
[You guy...] I gritted my teeth in hatred, but there was nothing I could do. Who allowed this salty fish sword to take the initiative?
"But are you sure you can get it? Or, can you get it in a short time?" Suddenly, Evelina teased me in my ear in a teasing tone.
"How will you know if you don't give it a try?" I was a little unsure.
"According to my estimation, with your current level, if you want to defeat those three barbarians, or at least be on a tie with them, you must at least reach the state of perfection you call it, and you must understand this state thoroughly. Can."
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