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A few days later, the little foxes came back.
"What's wrong with this idiot?" After noticing that I was listlessly greeting her, Master Tianhu pointed at me unceremoniously and asked Jeluka next to me.
“There is nowhere to vent your energy, which leads to excessive accumulation of worries and world-weary impulses.”
"That's weird!" I roared angrily, asking someone who is not good, why would you ask a pornographic maid?
"I seem to smell the smell of herbs. Are you injured again, you idiot?" The little fox flicked her sensitive nose and sniffed at me, asking suspiciously.
"You can smell this?" I widened my eyes and sniffed my clothes. There was no smell at all. The injury was almost healed, and it had been three or four days since Kaluge's medicine was taken, that is, She said she could still detect the smell of medicine from three or four days ago?
Wait, the dirty maid and I just... last night, isn't that right?
I glanced at the pornographic maid tremblingly, and she seemed to notice my worries. She proudly put a bottle of perfume in her sleeve and waved it towards me.
This is an odorless perfume that she would spray on herself and me every time she left. Perhaps it would be more appropriate to describe it as a deodorizing perfume. Could it be said that this thing has achieved meritorious service?
I guess so. The little fox's nose can't be that sensitive. Maybe there was still a smell of medicine in my room and it stuck to my clothes, so she smelled it. Otherwise, there is only one possibility, and that is that Caroline didn't. Help me wash my clothes.
"Ahem, I got a little injured." I avoided the topic as if nothing had happened.
"Oh, you suffered a minor injury? A minor injury that requires taking medicine?" His Highness Tianhu refused to give up and asked for the root cause.
"You are too curious. This is not good." I pretended to be serious.
"Qi Qi, do you think this Tianhu wants to care about you? A fool like you could just fall into the medicine jar and drown." Seeing that I didn't appreciate my concern for her, the little fox's fur exploded. She scolded me with all her arrogance.
What I want is this effect, using her tsundere attribute to cut off the topic. I am really a man with unfathomable resourcefulness, it is terrible.
"Your Highness just went to Harrogath to give him a serious fight."
"..." A great man once said, no matter how witty a person is. There is no way to prevent a thief in the house.
"Oh~~~~~~" The little fox's ears perked up with a startled expression. His eyes narrowed as he looked at me, revealing a sinister aura.
"So that's it. You're such a bad guy, and you've made a fool of this Tianhu. You must be very proud of it, right?"
"I suddenly remembered that the sheep at home haven't been fed yet, so I need to take a step forward." I turned around and ran away.
"Don't even think about it. I don't remember you raising sheep. If you raise women, I would trust you." In terms of speed. The little fox had an absolute advantage. She had just taken a step forward when she grabbed him by the collar.
"Okay, explain this clearly to me, Tianhu, otherwise you won't be able to leave the room."
He grabbed me by the back of my collar and dragged me away step by step, leaving a clear mark on the ground. I stared at the pornographic maid with resentful eyes, hoping that even a trace of guilt would appear on her face, indicating that this arrogant maid was still There is a cure. Unexpectedly, she grinned and waved goodbye to me, her face full of gloating.
Just wait and see!
By the time he escaped from the clutches of the little fox, it was already dusk. Damn it, where's the dirty maid? Come out here and I won't spank you.
Like a hungry beast foraging for food in the jungle, I grinned slightly and lurked behind the furniture. Letting out a low growl (?), his animalistic eyes kept patrolling the room.
It turned out that there was no one inside. Where did everyone go?
I scratched my head, walked to the yard outside, and found a figure, who looked hostile!
Hiding in the corner, I took a peek and saw, what? It turned out to be the confused girl Juliet. What was she doing in the yard? Where was her inseparable good friend Mipa Knight?
I walked out from the corner and found our soft girl doing something very artistic.
She was sitting on the lawn outside the yard, her beautiful and elegant long dress draped, forming a light blue lotus leaf on the ground.
There were about dozens of little birds surrounding her, chirping, and the confused knight was feeding them with some bread crumbs in his palms. He would hum softly from time to time, and the top ten singing diva-level music immediately made these little birds join in. Sing in unison and become closer to the confused knight.
I stood behind, stunned.
Forgive me for not having a noble heart, but what I am thinking about now is, there are so many birds, what if half of them poop and soil their clothes?
"Huh?" Knight Mipa noticed me, turned around, tilted his head slightly as if thinking, and then showed a look of surprise.
"Lord Lanster."
"..." It took three seconds to confirm that it was me, and the name was wrong. This fact made me so happy (sad), joyful (painful), crazy (plus), dear Juliet, Is this the end of our friendship?
Juliet's greeting made many birds fly up in fright. For a moment, all the swans flew together in the sunset, so joyful that I was even more worried that these birds would suddenly drop something from the air.
"Hey, I'm sorry, I seem to have disturbed you."
"How is that possible? Your Highness, please come with us." The confused knight chuckled softly and patted the lawn next to her. They looked like good friends, sitting in rows and innocently.
"It won't disturb you and your children, right?" I hesitated.
"No, no, if it's His Highness, it won't happen." Juliet kept shaking her head, as if she wanted to emphasize something.
"Well, if you say so."
I cautiously walked towards Juliet. Dozens of birds jumped in unison, turned towards me, and looked at me with their heads tilted. Suddenly, I felt a little like Alexander. Please, I am the savior. How could I be beaten by a mere group of warriors? Wu Zha was frightened.
With a slight cough, I quickened my pace, came to Juliet, and sat down on the lawn next to the lotus leaves formed by her long skirt.
"Hey, hey, your highness, come too." Juliet gathered her skirt and moved to sit a little closer. The little hand reached up and gave me a handful of bread crumbs.
"I didn't expect there to be so many birds here. It's really nice." She sprinkled a handful of them casually and said happily.
"It's a grassland after all. Do you often do this among the elves?"
"Yes, but no one dares to get close to the Crystal Tree. Even if you sing, you can't call them over. You can only feed them outside." Juliet felt a little regretful, and then smiled brightly.
"Here. It's nice to see them right out the door."
See the birds constantly surrounding Juliet, chirping, trying to attract her attention. For these simple-minded little guys, Juliet is far more attractive than food, and Juliet, who is surrounded by the center, Also like a carefree bird.
"It seems that you have made many new friends."
"That's right." Juliet touched the feathers of a bird that jumped on the back of her hand with a gentle expression. Somewhat relieved, some lonely.
"Because, apart from my sisters, they are the only ones willing to be my friends."
Hmm, it seems that I am not counting.
"Now Lord Lanster too."
It was too late, and they called me by the wrong name again. My heart was broken.
"Could it be that... Juliet is too complacent? She treats His Highness as a friend without authorization? His Highness is clearly the master that Juliet should protect, how can he be a friend?" Seeing that I didn't speak, Juliet's eyes fixed. He looked over, lowered his head and murmured sadly.
When did this confused knight turn on the quad-core mode? Think too much.
I reached out my hand. He stroked her head like Juliet caressed a bird: "There is no such thing, we are friends, Juliet and I."
"Are we friends? Your Highness and I?" The confused knight raised his head. Eyes twinkling.
"Yeah, friend."
"Really friends? Me and Lord Lanster?"
"Of course..." Your sister, if I hadn't known about Juliet's confused attributes, I would 100% think she was teasing me.
"Great, Juliet, I have another friend." Juliet cheered. When I hugged him, the birds started to flutter in surprise.
Hey, hey, let go, it will be a big misunderstanding if someone sees you.
Seeing Juliet hugging my arm tightly, and there was a heart-warming soft touch on her arm, I was so frightened that I quickly looked around. Well, luckily there was no one there.
"Okay, okay, be good, Juliet. You see, your little friend is already jealous of me." I stroked Juliet's head as if coaxing a child, and I looked at the birds that tilted their heads and looked at us curiously. Look.
"Ah, sorry, sorry, there are more crumbs, please enjoy, Sally, Jessetta."
Have you chosen the names yet? !
"There are still many, don't grab them, Jerry, Tasima."
"..." Well, it seems that I have overthought it. After all, I am a confused knight, and I still can't even remember my name.
I also tried to spill the bread crumbs in my hand, and the birds jumped around me. Some of them even jumped on my wrist and pecked directly.
Uh-huh, you're not afraid of me.
"Look, Your Highness, the birds really like you." Juliet seemed very happy to see this scene.
"That's probably because of your relationship." I was noncommittal. Can Dad's aura affect these birds? God you are fucking kidding me.
"No." Juliet's voice was very soft, like a marshmallow that melted in your mouth, but the will inside it was very strong. Her personality was confused, a little weak, and not so confident. She rarely showed a strong affirmative tone.
"It's not because of Juliet, it's because of His Highness himself."
"Yes...really?"
I was overwhelmed by Juliet's rare courage and nodded subconsciously, is that so? Rather, is it necessary to distinguish this kind of thing so seriously? No matter what, it doesn't matter. Whether it's because of Juliet's charm or because of my daddy aura, these birds finally let down their guard against me. It doesn't matter, dear Juliet, what's wrong with you?
Juliet, who was originally easy to understand, suddenly became difficult to understand, which made me a little uneasy, so I had to lower my head and play with the bird in silence. Don't get me wrong, this bird is not that bird.
This guy is actually not afraid of me. An arrogant little guy jumped on my shoulder and tilted his head to look at me from a closer distance, his dark eyes flashing.
Be bold and bold. This is the position of the Little King. Do you know that you are now standing on the throne of the number one king in the continent? If you know, just stay down.
It's a pity that this bird doesn't care about me, and still stares at me motionlessly.
Nice and ballsy. It seems that you must not know who I am, and I will scare you to death if I tell you. I am the savior of this world. I am known as the most powerful singer in history. The enemy fell to my bear claws and long sword. The corpses can circle the continent three times together. Do you know how powerful I am now?
The other person still doesn't like me. Is it because he is a bird?
It seems that if I don't give it a show of strength, it won't know how powerful I am. Let me show you the terrifying murderous intent that has always been hidden under my harmless temperament!
I stared at it, my eyes opened angrily, and a sharp light flashed out of the corners of my eyes. His eyes became stern and cruel, at least that's what I thought.
It finally responded. It flapped its wings and flew up, and even pecked my eyes.
"Oh oh oh------ !!!" I wrapped my eyes and mourned, blinding my titanium alloy dog's eyes, you have a kind of bastard, don't run!
At this commotion, all the birds were frightened and flew away, and Juliet came up with concern.
"Your Highness, are you okay?"
"No...it's nothing, just a stupid bird. Don't even think about hurting me." I covered my eyes and forced a smile. What on earth is wrong with this world? Can even a bird bully the savior easily? Have I reached this point of being harmless to humans and animals?
"Let Juliet take a look." Juliet gently pushed my hand away. Looking at my half-open eyes, that flawless and pretty face kept approaching.
Wait, wait, Juliet, kiss, what are you doing? Men and women do not want to kiss each other, so be reserved!
"Hu~~~" sound. The wet and soft breath lightly brushed on the eyes, like a panacea. The pain in the eyes immediately stopped, the pain in the waist was gone, and the person felt energetic.
"Huha~~~Huha~~~" Juliet continued to blow gently into my eyes, and the faint and fragrant fragrance made me intoxicated.
"I said... you two seem to be very close, can I join in and play together?" At some point, Knight Mipa appeared next to us, watching every move of me and Juliet at close range.
when?
I was startled, and quickly distanced myself from Juliet, only to find that not only the Mipa Knights, but also the Little Foxes were there, staring at me with cold eyes, while Carlos and the others kept shaking their heads, as if I lament that another poor girl has fallen into the clutches of the devil.
"Misunderstanding, this is a misunderstanding, right, Juliet." I looked at Juliet with a sad face, and suddenly I was shocked, no, I asked the wrong person, she has been cheating me for a hundred years!
However, unexpectedly, Juliet explained it to me very well.
"Your Highness, his eye was pecked by a bird."
It turns out that everyone believed Juliet's words deeply, and they all showed expressions of surprise, and their cold eyes changed to pity.
The majestic savior was pecked in the eye by an ordinary bird. What kind of savior is this? It's too unreliable. How can we expect him to fight the Demon King? Should it be more appropriate for the alliance to consider replacing him?
"..."
I think now, dear Juliet, it’s better not to explain it.
"By the way, where have you been? Why is there no one around?"
I patted my butt and stood up, subconsciously reaching out to pull Juliet up from the lawn. This very gentlemanly little move made Knight Mipa's eyes light up, as if he thought of something, but I was extremely vigilant, for fear of her. What kind of crooked thoughts are there again, embarrassing Juliet and I?
"We went to Raphael-sama's place to report on the training status as usual. Anyway, it's not bad this time. It's quite new to completely treat yourself as a newbie." The little fox puffed. Wagging his tail, he said nonchalantly.
"That's right, where's Aiwa'er?" I looked around and found that the sexy girl was gone.
"She is going back to the Angel Realm. It will take about a day."
Yeah? That's right, the time has come.
Ai Wa'er has to go home every once in a while, probably to ask her grandfather to check on her condition or something. I really hope she never comes back. There are also those angel elders. Maybe it's because of their old eyesight. The current appearance of this pussy-shaking angel shows no symptoms of depression. He is suffering from other more serious incurable terminal diseases, called the perverted pussy-shaking incurable disease. Hurry up and lock this guy in the house. Don’t stop. Let her come out and pester me again!
"Hmm, it seems that this third world experience is almost done." Look at everyone except Ai Wa'er, standing in front of you. Compared with when they came, their strength has been improved. As the team leader I nodded happily.
"I'm sorry, it's all because of my relationship with my sister that I have caused trouble to His Highness and everyone." Standing next to Artoria, Carole took her sister and bowed to us together to apologize.
"If so, it's just a way to help you, and it's a way to come to practice. It's just a way to do it, so there's no need to apologize." I waved my hand boldly.
"Yeah, having fun with the harem is the theme."
Ben Zina whispered sarcastically from the side with evil intentions, and suddenly realized that by saying this, she was getting herself involved? So her pretty face turned red, and she glared at me angrily, silently scolding me like, "Look, you stupid monkey, you made me say such stupid things."
"..." I said, should you let your poisonous tongue reflect on it?
"Oh, by the way, Mr. Raphael also asked us to ask, when do you want to hold the celebration banquet? Let me ask, are the banquets too frequent?" the little fox said helplessly, holding his forehead, almost every time When he came back safely for the first time, no matter how big or small, Raphael had to celebrate.
"Complain to Lord Raphael, don't complain to me." I shrugged helplessly, unwilling to take the blame.
"Senior brother Carlos, senior brother Seattle, what about you?"
"Since there is a banquet going to be held, I will stay a little longer. I originally planned to leave early tomorrow morning." Seatik said carelessly. He is also a person who loves to join in the fun.
"Then I'll stay too." Carlos smiled gracefully, then lowered his head and murmured to himself, as if to say, it would be great if Angelelle could come too.
That's enough. You, a wife-loving family, should hurry up and go back to the first world to coax your wife, so as not to become lovesick, although I am not qualified to say that he is.
"In that case, let's set the banquet for tomorrow night."
"Hey, I thought you were going to talk about tonight."
"Well, let's wait for Aiwa'er." I sighed helplessly. Although I didn't like this sexy angel princess, it was too pitiful to leave her alone.
"You don't care on the surface, but you still care at heart, the prince of the harem who is always merciful." Jeluka muttered [whispering to herself] that could be heard by a few people around. Suddenly, the eyes of the little fox and Ben Zina turned sinister. stand up.
I'm telling the truth this time, slutty maid, if I don't swell your butt tonight, I won't be named Virtue!
. . . (To be continued.)
