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"Ha..." Lying on the table, I kept sighing, feeling that it was great to be back alive.
"Xiao Wu, your group is the first to come back again. Don't you have anything to say to me?" Raphael suddenly appeared behind me and pressed my back hard with his elbow.
"Yes." Under the long-term torture of Tamoya's shoulder-shattering and bone-crushing hands, Raphael's small attacks have no effect on me. I don't even bother to protest. I still lie on the table and respond weakly. .
"Rejoice, the savior is back alive."
"Hey, it sounds like you encountered something terrible when you went out this time?" Raphael stopped his useless methods and asked curiously.
≡Tamoya's sharp gaze came from the side, and I could only respond with a groan, succumbing to Lord Martial Emperor's lustful power.
"It doesn't look like it's an important thing, forget it."
→Your Highness the Princess of the Hundred Tribes, I don’t know if she smelled something dangerous, but she gave up simply and neatly. I said, how about you pay more attention to me, even if I am forced to say nothing, at least ask a few more questions, in the future Can you still have fun?
"For the sake of Juliet's recovery, I don't care about being the first one back every time. Well done. I know that if you take it seriously, Xiao Wu, it will definitely work. No girl can. Escape from your clutches."
∧Putting my shoulder, Raphael praised me in a voice that only the two of us could hear. Whatever he said was good. I'm too lazy to complain about her anymore.
"But it seems that Tamoya is not very happy?"
"Woo!" This sentence hit the nail on the head, reminding me of the sufferings of these days, and I couldn't help but let out a cry of grief.
Emperor Wu is an open-minded person and does not hold grudges easily, but once he does he will. The means of repaying him are a hundred times more terrifying than those of Xu Baba's pornographic maid and Xuan Li.
"It looks like there's something going on inside, really can't you tell me?" Seeing my reaction, Raphael was very interested.
"I really can't. I can only tell you that I am seeking death again."
"Xiao Wu, when will you get rid of this problem? It's okay to offend me. Offending Tamoya is not something that can be settled easily." He sighed softly, and tapped my head with the fan a few times. Next, she pretended to be sad and angry at her misfortune.
No, although I strongly agree with the last sentence, I won't get any better if I offend you. Don't make it sound like you are very open-minded. At best, it's a little better than the pornographic maids and the like.
"Xiao Wu, could it be that you are speaking ill of me behind my back?"
"In the name of God, absolutely not!" I stood at attention. He replied calmly, "I've been miserable enough for offending Tamoya, but I can't offend Raphael anymore. It's definitely a life-related issue."
"Hmm, let's forget it this time. After all, poor Xiao Wu is already so miserable. Even I am embarrassed to continue bullying him."
It seems that she has determined that I said something bad behind her back, and Her Royal Highness Princess Baizu showed a rare open-mindedness. Forgive me, I should say. You should have mercy on me.
Fu Guoda!
I stayed here with Raphael until it was almost dark, but no one came back.
"Did something happen?" I was a little worried.
...But Phil was very calm, and while handling official duties, he said casually: "Xiao Wu just likes to worry, and training is not about eating and sleeping. It is normal to come back a day or two late. It is better to say that you were able to be on time a few times in the past. Coming back actually surprised me."
"Really? It seems like they won't be able to come back today." Hearing what Raphael said, I felt a little relieved. …
"It's time to go back to your nest a long time ago. You keep disturbing me from doing serious business. Go, go, go." Raphael waved his hand to drive away without raising his head.
"Then let's go back first, Lord Raphael."
"Remember to bring me dinner." She suddenly raised her head from the desk and looked at us pitifully, like a puppy forgotten by its owner.
"As an elder of the alliance, no one can cook for me. It's so miserable. I'm so miserable. I'm so hungry that my belly is pressed against my back. I still have endless work on hand. I can't do it anymore. Think about it carefully. I thought, why do I have to work hungry? What is the world like? Is it more important than filling my own stomach?"
"..." I really want those who admire and admire the princess of hundreds of tribes to see what kind of virtue the person they respect actually has.
"I don't care, I don't care, I'm so hungry, let the Dark Continent go to hell, wuwuwu~~~" As he spoke, Raphael began to cry sadly, grabbed the documents on the desk and tore them into pieces. fragments.
"I know, I know, I'll send it to you later, okay." Seeing that the princess of Baizu was getting awkward, I regretted that I couldn't take out the memory crystal to take a picture, and said quickly, fearing that she would tear up the important document.
"Really?" Raphael stopped and looked at me with shining eyes.
"Really." I nodded vigorously.
"I don't want anything that doesn't taste good."
"I can't guarantee this."
"I'm going to keep tearing it up, no one can stop me, wuwuwu~~~" Raphael grabbed other documents and made a tearing motion.
"I understand. I promise to do a good job for you. Okay, you're satisfied!"
I have blue veins on my head, but I can't help but accept the threat. Really, there is such a guy. Akara, please come and deal with your best friend, she is about to give up treatment!
"I knew you were the best, Xiao Xiao Wu. I'm looking forward to it." The crying look on his face was instantly wiped away, and Raphael smiled brightly. Under my dumbfounded gaze, he still said "Tearing~" mercilessly. Tear~~" he tore the document in his hand into pieces and clapped his hands. Then he gave me a sly look.
"Don't worry, these are manuscript papers."
"..." Completely lost to this princess of hundreds of tribes.
My whole body was drained of strength, and I was unable to turn around, swing the tent door, and leave with Tamoya and Juliet.
Didn't take a few steps. Suddenly a shrill scream came from behind.
"Hey, where is the document I was working on just now? Could it be that it was caught in the manuscript paper just now? Doesn't that mean that I have been busy for more than an hour in vain? No, ah, ah, I don't want to live anymore~~~ ~~~~"
Hahaha, you deserve it.
But then, someone said to himself behind him: "Forget it. Let's call Sa Qili to do it together later. I can't suffer alone, right?"
"..." I don't know why my eyes suddenly felt sad. It turns out that Sa Qili is so miserable and I have never been willing to call her sister. Am I really wrong? "Maybe Xiao Wu can come in handy. If he just does this little thing..." The soliloquy continued from behind.
My steps moved very fast, my limbs exerted endless energy, and in the blink of an eye, I threw the tent behind me into a small dot.
She decided that she would just ask the soldiers to bring her dinner later.
As mentioned before, when I came to the third world for my wedding with Tia, I brought Princess Sanwu with me. As a result, this little maid had a special attachment to her family and decisively purchased many properties in the third world. Maybe there are others that I don’t know exist.
In this Rogge camp, there is a two-story wooden house that is about 300 square meters plus the front yard. Fortunately, housing prices in the Dark Continent are not high. In the third world, as long as you don't occupy roads and affect the city's appearance, you can build wherever you want. The land is free of charge, so it shouldn't be very expensive... right? …
Me with this idea. Later, I discovered the secret basement of this mistress, or it would be more appropriate to say it is a secret library. See the bookshelves and floors made of exquisite and expensive wood, and the chandeliers inlaid with gold and gems. The soft and luxurious animal skin carpet was covered with it. I guess the value of the two-story wooden house above the ground is not as much as a chandelier and a bookshelf here, right?
After thinking twice, I thought deeply about a possibility.
From now on, if, I mean just in case, I end up in poverty, can I ask Princess Sanwu for support?
Taking full account of the [interaction] between Raphael and I, the wooden house purchased by Princess Sanwu was not very far from the tent. Walking along the gravel path bathed in the night, we had already seen the wooden house in about ten minutes.
Just as I was about to take out the key, I noticed that there was a light on in the wooden house. Oh no, has it been robbed?
He quickened his pace, pushed open the fence gate, stepped across the front yard, and opened the door. It was not locked. Who is it? I'm not timid, so I tolerated the petty theft. I even openly used the kitchen, cooking in it, humming a tune leisurely, wait, this familiar voice...
"Hey, little brother, are you back?" Su Qili's mature and beautiful smile appeared in front of our eyes as she leaned half out of the kitchen door, holding a steaming spoon in her hand and wearing an apron. It is full of family atmosphere, naturally like our mother who has been waiting for our return at home...
"Brother, do you have any opinions?" Sa Qili's eyes suddenly became sharp.
Naturally, she is like the sister who has been waiting for our return at home.
"Well done, I'll give my little brother another bowl later." Sa Qili was satisfied, and I asked, can all of you read minds?
"Aunt Qili, please don't use my home as a base without permission?" I was exhausted again, and finally understood how she felt every time we used Rafael's tent as a base.
"What's wrong with it? No one uses it. It's so exquisitely made. It would be a pity to let it go unused."
"Didn't you say before that staying in a hotel is more comfortable? You don't have to cook, tidy up or clean the room. When you get tired of living there, you can always change rooms or even change hotels."
"Well, that's what I said, but it feels good to live at home occasionally and experience life at home."
"I told you this is my home." I quickly knelt down. Is this not only breaking into a private house, but also occupying fertile farmland?
"My little brother is really stingy. If that's the case, then you won't get a share of the dinner I prepared." Sa Qili snorted and seemed ready to pack up the kitchen and leave.
Only then did I smell the fragrance, and I quickly moved forward with a flattering smile.
"Okay, okay, I won't drive you away. You can live wherever you want. I'm almost hungry. Let me take a bite before talking."
"Ah, little brother, don't be in a hurry to eat, it's not ready yet."
"Isn't this already delicious?"
"If it's not done well, it's not done well. Hurry up and wait at the dining table. Your share will be indispensable."
"Yes~~~"
She is indeed very motherly...
"Add some cockroach powder and spider legs to my brother's portion."
Ah, ah, it really does smell like a sister, I thought with tears streaming down my face, by the way, where did you get these things, Aunt Qili?
I didn’t expect that I wouldn’t have to do anything when I came back. There are rich delicacies, and Sa Qili’s craftsmanship is much better than ours. It’s satisfying. It’s so satisfying.
After eating, I suddenly thought of Raphael working alone. It felt a bit pitiful, so I told Sa Qili about this and prepared to ask a soldier to deliver the remaining leftovers... oh no, it was delicious food.
"Leave this matter to me." Unexpectedly, Sa Qili patted her chest and took it all in. …
"Is this...really good?" I hesitated. After all, Sa Qili had just cooked a big meal for us. It didn't seem right to watch her jump into the fire pit.
"Hahahaha. What do you think the purpose of my hard work is to thank the elders who have always treated me like a cow and a horse." Sa Qili stood up unsteadily, smiling gloomily. With. Instantly blackened.
Of course, the most horrifying thing is the bottle of strange condiments she holds in each hand. If I read correctly, the bottle in the left hand is some strange powder, and the bottle in the right hand looks like some fluffy, toothpick-sized velvet. leg.
"..." He subconsciously touched his belly. I always feel like something is uncomfortable.
"I've been waiting for this day for a long time, huh huh. Raphael, just enjoy my thank you gift today." He finished. Without waiting for me to stop her, Sa Qili brought her neatly decorated [love] lunch box, eager to trick her old rival.
After that, we never waited for Sa Qili to come back.
After dinner, I temporarily stopped playing house on the pretext of resting from fatigue, took a steaming bath and returned to the room. I couldn't wait to put all my weight on the bed and lie down.
What a disaster. I finally have a chance to breathe. Why don’t you practice tonight and have a good sleep. What I’ve been through these past few days almost makes me want to sing a song about Tuanzi Family with a lung-piercing tenor. It was a warm family atmosphere, and it was great that my shoulders were not shattered.
I closed my eyes and was about to sleep, when there happened to be a knock on the door.
"Who is it, come in?" I thought it was Juliet who wanted to come and sleep there again. Hey, why did I use it? Don't worry about the details.
However, the person who came was Lord Martial Emperor. I was so excited that I quickly sat up from the bed and subconsciously put on a defensive posture.
Obviously there is no house to play tonight, she must be still angry and doesn't want to let me go like this.
"Really, Bear Tower, am I that scary?"
Seeing my reaction, Mr. Emperor Wu tilted his head slightly troubled. She was wearing pajamas and must have just taken a shower. Her long gray hair had a damp feel and fell straight down to her buttocks. There was a faint sound coming from far away. Fragrant.
"This... of course, of course not. Do you have a problem with me so late?" I shook my head quickly. I at least knew that if I told the truth, I would die miserably. If I wanted to commit suicide, I had to identify the target clearly.
"If you have nothing to do, can't you come and talk to Xiongta?"
"Of course, of course." I nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.
"It seems that I went a little too far to make the Bear Tower become like this."
"That's right, that's right... Oh no, there is absolutely no such thing." I nodded again subconsciously, only to realize that this was the wrong (death) option, and I quickly shook my head like a rattle.
"I know that I bullied Xiongta severely, but Xiongta is also at fault. He knew clearly that he would never agree to such a thing, but he insisted on dragging me down and treating me as his daughter... it was too much. "
As he spoke, Emperor Wu seemed to recall the shameful play these days, and his eyes gradually became sinister when he looked at me.
No, the atmosphere is not good. If I let Tamoya think about it again, I will suffer again tonight. I have to change the topic quickly.
"I said...Tamoya, what kind of soap are you using? It smells good." I kept shaking my nose. Although it was to change the subject, I was telling the truth. Mr. Emperor Wu, who had just taken a bath, could only use his whole body to Fragrant to describe.
"That's weird. Even though I used soap, it has no fragrance. Xiongta's bad job is to change the topic, huh..." Tamoya saw through my trick with wit.
"Forget it, I have decided to forgive Xiong Ta anyway, maybe you can ask me to apologize."…
"No, no, no." I was overjoyed. As expected of the broad-minded Emperor Wu, are you going to forgive me like this? Praise you.
"Really?" Suddenly, Tamoya climbed onto the bed and looked at me steadily.
"Really." I was startled and shook my head even faster.
"Bear Tower, lie down."
"Hey, lie down... lie down? Is that so?" I hesitated a little. Could it be Tamoya's trap? Is it an alternative way of revenge?
"Turn around and lie down."
"Okay... okay." I had no choice but to do as I was told. I hope I didn't want to do anything terrible to me, such as the Queen's U-shaped hoop. This posture was just right.
A few seconds later, there was an unspeakable and wonderful soft elastic touch on my back. I turned my head in surprise and saw a blushing Tamoya, sitting firmly on my back. The feeling was heart-stopping. The feeling came from her buttocks.
"Tamoya, what are you..."
"I'm just apologizing." She defended a little embarrassedly. Tamoya bent down gently and put her hands on my shoulders. The shadow of my shoulder-shattering hands and bone-shattering hands the past few days left me in an instant. His body stiffened and he began to shiver.
"Relax, don't move." As she said that, Tamoya's little hands kneaded and squeezed slowly, then deftly pressed on my shoulders. The movements were extremely gentle, as if they were treating my shoulders as fragile glass.
Hey, hey?
. . . (To be continued)
